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funny jokes

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hehahehhohuhrhehhchehahahah lol hehhohuhe! woooow! serves her right. hehehehe! Sh!!!t.

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Wow1! What a purrfect couple. What could be lovelie, than these two lovebirds painting Naija Red o Saturday. . . Alot of paint brush n a palette.  Awww! Sweeet! 

Spencer make u show this ur chic true love this saturday o! If not. . . well, na doctor go help u sha! hehehehe!

was it the old testament? i forget.

lol. bush rat!

@Sylve
u swallowed a big stolen meat again? Haba! Sylve.

romade:
liar liar ur pant is on fyr

cos im hot as hell.

spenchuks:
because she/he dey carry 37 out 48 for class, but u dey carry last.

Well, that's because i was forced to enter y'alls class for retards. hehe! i heard u always take home the first place prize, u even get scholarship. guyo! u try o! lol.

romade:
ha lola na d olodo ow many pipul come dey her back just 9
olodo rabata oju e ja lomoje - ^{pardon my ata wewe yoruba o}

See this bush child.  

na u be atole. this amebo wan know secret sha! hehehe! i aint telling, Clemcy is a great guy! im happy for him.

My CV be like encyclopedia o!

SHARRAP!!!! Pomade. Wus-rung-wit u?

how u take know?

When can i start? Can i get an advance tomorrow? Saturday is vewy close, please, i dey beg.

yeeeeee! See my life! are u tackling me?

Dani no fit kill ant jo! go away! and keep ur advice to ursef. btter still go and advice Lolabbey. hehehehw!

_{ah! i no be theif o!} never sha!


when last did u crawl under barb wire?

but lomade can't read well na!

Clencykul. . . i know ur secret hehehe! i wont tell tho.

Please will u give me werk? im a Ghenian. Pweease!  

Dani na chicken. . .  no offense. the guy no fit ban himself. _{wait! why would someone ban himself}  

Clem leads the group followed by BenjaminG.

im an architect but i can treat u. i have a blueprint of ur brain.

last thursday.

when last were u rushed to the hospital from a party?

romade:
no babe wan val him

u sef! u be Wikipedia?

Romade stop twisting my name this instant. Id report u o!

chamotex:
Are you Maaaaaaaaaaaaaadd!!

no. why? are u?

wunmilyn:
ha ha y are u saying dat 

Are u minding him?

See Amebo news. lol. kai. How u take know, Clem? heh? u too dey eavesdrop.

clemcykul:
c'mmn shatap!

amebo, tell him jo!

aduje:
Nice compilation of Nigerian 'slanguage' pls add these to the endless list:-

1.  As in
2.  Motor (meaning automobile)
3.  One chance
4.  should in case
5.  I want to barb my hair
6.  ATM machine
7.  Fuel (refering to petrol)
8.  Night Vigil
9.  Wake Keeping
10.Rewire (for auto electrician)

MrCrackles:

Chill this aint just Nigeria!

Don't mind the village boy. He heard ATM machine from a guy that went to Lagos and is back to the village.

chamo, have u read the topic? and have u left the playboy mansion yet? do u know if bubbles is still there?