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Jokes Etc › Re: Please Start New Topic. by D1KeleVra(m): 6:15pm On Feb 07, 2009
maishai, all those malams that make tuwo n indomie n stuff, in the north. Ibkaye should know 'em.
Jokes Etc › Re: Please Start New Topic. by D1KeleVra(m): 6:08pm On Feb 07, 2009
*rescues "the most beautiful girl on NL" and gives her to maishai*
Jokes Etc › Re: I Beg O Oooooooooooooo by D1KeleVra(m): 6:05pm On Feb 07, 2009
*gives Studio 10bucks*
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section: Best of Funny Pictures; Post Yours by D1KeleVra(m): 6:04pm On Feb 07, 2009
ok ooo! No try jam am with ur johnnie sha!  cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Please Start New Topic. by D1KeleVra(m): 5:23pm On Feb 07, 2009
ibkaye:
You gbeborunatorsmoderators are doing a lovely job smiley
chick wan avoid ban. lol. niiiice! wink i feel u jor!
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section: Best of Funny Pictures; Post Yours by D1KeleVra(m): 5:20pm On Feb 07, 2009
hmmmm! I think it's the plate number. tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: Please Start New Topic. by D1KeleVra(m): 5:17pm On Feb 07, 2009
dani1luv:
@ D1
Let me give you all details
All Moderators dont have the right to bann so i cant bann a member?
I would only send the user profile link to Seun and he only has the right to bann whoever.

About you banning me?
That isnt possible


@ ibk
received it
Im hungry
Damn it! sad
Another question. Can u send ur user profile to Seun by mistake? I know that's another stupid question, i just wan ask. . . again. grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Please Start New Topic. by D1KeleVra(m): 4:59pm On Feb 07, 2009
Why can't I ban u? I know that's a stupid question, i just wan ask.
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section: Best of Funny Pictures; Post Yours by D1KeleVra(m): 4:55pm On Feb 07, 2009
And u be chronic theif-cher abi?
Jokes Etc › Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by D1KeleVra(m): 4:52pm On Feb 07, 2009
I WASN'T BORN TO USE CAPITAL LETTERS O!

@Clement
I knife girls. yeheha!
Jokes Etc › Re: I Beg O Oooooooooooooo by D1KeleVra(m): 4:48pm On Feb 07, 2009
hehehehe! no mind me. *gives him the 5bucks*
Jokes Etc › Re: Please Start New Topic. by D1KeleVra(m): 4:48pm On Feb 07, 2009
@Clem
I be assassin o! No try me.

@Dani
Can u ban urself?
Jokes Etc › Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by D1KeleVra(m): 4:43pm On Feb 07, 2009
*separates foot fight*
Jokes Etc › Re: Coloured Peeps by D1KeleVra(m): 4:42pm On Feb 07, 2009
gabrywyl:
Gabby sits on Dyabman's face and do a watery fart.

Gabby had to take off her diapers because of the watery fart and throw it in the air.

Clemcy caught da damn thang and had a sniff and she fainted on the ground.

Ben20001 and Dani1luv saw the diaper on the ground and kick it like they were playing a football match.

When they kicked it, the diaper landed on D1kelevra's hand and D1kelevra threw the diaper and it landed on Dyabman's face and Dyabman died of suffocation.

Gabby did a dry fart. End of story
After throwing the ball of ish, KeleVra tries to rip a fart. Oh my! it came out as solid. KeleVra runs to the bathroom to clean himself up. sad
Jokes Etc › Re: Coloured Peeps by D1KeleVra(m): 11:55am On Feb 07, 2009
Ben ur running the wrong way.
Jokes Etc › Re: Coloured Peeps by D1KeleVra(m): 11:45am On Feb 07, 2009
*KeleVra dodges* like Bruce lee will dodge. cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by D1KeleVra(m): 11:41am On Feb 07, 2009
No! Maybe HU§TL£R does, but u definitely spoon them. grin cheesy grin cheesy tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: Coloured Peeps by D1KeleVra(m): 11:40am On Feb 07, 2009
*KeleVra laughs at dyabman*
Jokes Etc › Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by D1KeleVra(m): 11:36am On Feb 07, 2009
i thot a teddy was a goatie? as in a beard. undecided
Forum Games › Re: ╚►When I Meet A 9ralander!◄╝ by D1KeleVra(m): 10:04am On Feb 07, 2009
shove aside and watch some entertainer eat flames, lie down on nails and command snakes to pursue everyone.
Jokes Etc › Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by D1KeleVra(m): 10:00am On Feb 07, 2009
Why Should spenchuks Eat Senior Instead Of SugarCane? tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by D1KeleVra(m): 9:53am On Feb 07, 2009
Why HU§TL£R dey lie na? sad embarassed why o why? sad sad sad embarassed
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section: Best of Funny Pictures; Post Yours by D1KeleVra(m): 9:46am On Feb 07, 2009
E be like say OLAMIND,  don graduate from KirirKiri Uni. and Yaba Left Uni. with distinction o!

@SIMA
Did u finally jump in with ur gangster chinko?  grin grin grin cheesy grin hehehahe!

Jokes Etc › Re: Please Start New Topic. by D1KeleVra(m): 9:42am On Feb 07, 2009
clemcykul:
lol
that must be dickele
embarassed i just dey see this wan. sad
Jokes Etc › Re: I Beg O Oooooooooooooo by D1KeleVra(m): 9:40am On Feb 07, 2009
hehehagwagwa! I no fit use 5naira play with Clemcy ooo! cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: I Beg O Oooooooooooooo by D1KeleVra(m): 12:19pm On Feb 06, 2009
I NO FIT USE TWENTY NAIRA PLAY WITH POLICE OOOO! tongue
Forum Games › Re: ╚►Will You Eva Date D Person Above U?◄╝ by D1KeleVra(m): 12:00pm On Feb 06, 2009
nooo no!
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section: Best of Funny Pictures; Post Yours by D1KeleVra(m): 11:59am On Feb 06, 2009
Na so the demented dey see thing. tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: Professional Test by D1KeleVra(m): 11:34am On Feb 06, 2009
See how this room full with amebo. haba!
Jokes Etc › Re: First Time by D1KeleVra(m): 11:33am On Feb 06, 2009
not funny too. sad
Jokes Etc › Re: Mama Jokes by D1KeleVra(m): 11:31am On Feb 06, 2009
your mama mess, akpu fly gate
your mama tutun-bele like hallelujah band
your mama so mumu i mess she take torch de find am
lol. raaaaaz 'chide', raaaaaz 'pikin'.  cheesy
Forum Games › Re: ╚►Will You Eva Date D Person Above U?◄╝ by D1KeleVra(m): 11:23am On Feb 06, 2009
Maybe. smiley

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