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 Jokes Etc › Re: Bra Size by D1KeleVra(m): 10:02pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
Pls who knows this song that's got dagrin in it? "fi fi fimile joo o, i say ma fi mi le ma fi mile, " the he says in his verse "you go call olopa, them no born ur papa" |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 9:58pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
no be u clear the field? you and ur greed. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 9:44pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
e come be like say i ask u question abeg no walk by me, make nasa no think say we dey stroll together |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 9:33pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
studio. . . i swear ur head no fit correct |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Goodnews For The Ladies! by D1KeleVra(m): 5:44pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
 lol. . . u don confirm say ur mind no |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Naughty Naughty! by D1KeleVra(op): 5:43pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
^^No toutish behaviour on this thread pls Ben10x A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative." A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right." |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Chat With Papine by D1KeleVra(m): 5:38pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
Papine i no wan hear my name. . . ever for ya mouth again. . . the next warning shall not be verbal. . . it would be fatal for u and innocent by-standers |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 5:35pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
lysaa:You chop dyt mess? Watch ya  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 5:33pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
^^Dani u like to dey yan bull ballz, u well at all? @Lysaa. . . na mirror u dey look wey u dey yan like say u dey converse with another person? [quote author=Ben-10 link=topic=400205.msg6188860#msg6188860 date=1276181305]when we all know say fyn boi na monkey. [/quote]Na this kind talk baboon dey take console himself o! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Funny And Shocking Revelation!why Adam Ate The Apple by D1KeleVra(m): 5:30pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
Take ya time. . . why u dey insult me? Na insult thread be this? Why u come dey derail am? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Funny And Shocking Revelation!why Adam Ate The Apple by D1KeleVra(m): 3:48pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
Which accusation?  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Goodnews For The Ladies! by D1KeleVra(m): 3:47pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=455167.msg6188636#msg6188636 date=1276179538]<watching and listening intently> men see frustration o!  Sis turn up the heat on Tayo jo, [/quote]*gigglez* na only fight she wan see |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 3:46pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
^^Hater! dani1luv:Ever heard of a platinum card? bush-rat! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Funny And Shocking Revelation!why Adam Ate The Apple by D1KeleVra(m): 3:09pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
. . . and failed, shows where the gutter is in ya mind |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Face Me I Face U by D1KeleVra(m): 3:06pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
papine:lmao this baba suwe sabi yan nansense  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Funny And Shocking Revelation!why Adam Ate The Apple by D1KeleVra(m): 2:54pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
Lysaa, why use that word? PAAVAT! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Funny And Shocking Revelation!why Adam Ate The Apple by D1KeleVra(m): 2:41pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
^^Win at what? u well so? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Naughty Naughty! by D1KeleVra(op): 2:37pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
Rommu! why i go modify? romsky:. . . and eh! where i copy am from? i see am for one site today come share am |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Funny And Shocking Revelation!why Adam Ate The Apple by D1KeleVra(m): 2:34pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Naughty Naughty! by D1KeleVra(op): 1:32pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
^^See better person! You're welcome jare |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Naughty Naughty! by D1KeleVra(op): 1:23pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
yea too bad ur not well |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Pix Talk by D1KeleVra(m): 1:10pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
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| Jokes Etc › Naughty Naughty! by D1KeleVra(op): 1:09pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked: Harry what is your problem Harry answered: I'm too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the third grade, and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third standard too! The teacher takes him to the principals office and decided to test him. Teacher: What is 3 x 3? Harry: "9". Teacher: What is 6 x 6? Harry: "36". And so it went with every question the teacher thought a third grade should know. The teacher thinks, "I think Harry can go to the third grade." But then again thinks "Let me ask him some questions?" The teacher: What does a cow have four of that I have only two of? Harry, after a moment: Legs Teacher: What is in your pants that you have but I do not have Harry : Pockets Teacher: What does a dog do that a man steps into Harry: Pants Teacher: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? Harry: Coconut Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky? Harry: Bubblegum Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down, and a dog do on three legs Harry: Shake hands Teacher: What is that a woman has two and a cow has four ? Harry: legs Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, answer me. Harry: Yep. Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. Harry: tent Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. Harry: wedding ring Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me,you feel good. Harry: nose Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. Harry: arrow Teacher: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of excitement? Harry: Firetruck The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth grade, I missed the last ten questions myself." |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Bunch Of Silly Questions: Nid Answers! by D1KeleVra(m): 12:44pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
^^ this gal go like watch real life fight o |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 12:43pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
na why ya hand dey always vibrate when e dey nia my pocket? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Goodnews For The Ladies! by D1KeleVra(m): 12:42pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
@topic nice joke jare |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 12:35pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
^^ Who was she derailing? |
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