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Jokes Etc › Re: Tell The Moderators Your Mind : Lay Your Complaints Here by D1KeleVra(m): 11:04pm On May 21, 2010
grin tehehehehe grin *hic embarassed
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 2:44pm On May 21, 2010
What's ur act name?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 1:06pm On May 21, 2010
na two of u be asin!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 1:05pm On May 21, 2010
xynerise:
Na! I use to be a Godfather before they say I no sabi give name. I named someone Nkapi because she get long mouth. Wetin? na my fault grin
So indirectly. . . wetin u dey talk be say. . . i get long mouth? sad
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 12:47pm On May 21, 2010
so what does knapi mean?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 12:30pm On May 21, 2010
lol me nkapi? cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 12:10pm On May 21, 2010
^^ ur one to talk. . . bullying all the kids in that fantasy land. . . agbaya!
Jokes Etc › Re: Chat With Papine by D1KeleVra(m): 10:48am On May 21, 2010
chai! wey papine?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 8:36am On May 21, 2010
^^i beg u? huh
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by D1KeleVra(m): 11:15pm On May 20, 2010
^^Thnx man! I dey try. . .
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 10:24pm On May 20, 2010
u know what, i really doubt ur with dr. house. . . u'd have been better by now sad
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 7:52pm On May 20, 2010
[quote author=tayo_ast link=topic=373124.msg6066740#msg6066740 date=1274370762][color=#B03060]kids these days. . . . smh[/color][/quote]lol that ya head wey no balance well for ya neck. . . grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 7:47pm On May 20, 2010
I see this tout don manage tiff money, renew him internet sad who is the poor person he has robbed? sad
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 6:04pm On May 20, 2010
All words no walk! Sad man! sad
Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by D1KeleVra(m): 5:07pm On May 20, 2010
I understand ur case still dey high court. . . you go win sha. . . mental illness has it's advantages smiley
Jokes Etc › Re: Chat With Papine by D1KeleVra(m): 10:21am On May 20, 2010
The thread should be locked in a steel box and dropped in an undisclosed location in the Arctic Ocean. . . like i did Studio. . . e no easy to chat (communicate) with this psych patient sad
Jokes Etc › Re: Chat With Papine by D1KeleVra(m): 8:47am On May 20, 2010
u be camel for english lang smiley
Jokes Etc › Re: Chat With Papine by D1KeleVra(m): 9:36pm On May 19, 2010
Na ya chicken brain dey make u dey think like that. . .
Jokes Etc › Re: Chat With Papine by D1KeleVra(m): 8:26pm On May 19, 2010
^^Medical reject! smiley
Jokes Etc › Re: Chat With Papine by D1KeleVra(m): 8:17pm On May 19, 2010
Papine. . . Your doctor just tell me say him never read ya case file yet. . . him talk say make I over-look all ya useless comments
Jokes Etc › Re: Chat With Papine by D1KeleVra(m): 4:20pm On May 19, 2010
well u've lost me completely. . . i go just behave like say i understand
Jokes Etc › Re: Chat With Papine by D1KeleVra(m): 3:44pm On May 19, 2010
Facebook? Why u talking about urself in 3rd person? You well so?
Jokes Etc › Re: Chat With Papine by D1KeleVra(m): 3:34pm On May 19, 2010
Rock of ages? You and Ben look like aged rocks grin eh! What's "No kain"? I'm sorry I don't speak baboon smiley
Jokes Etc › Re: Chat With Papine by D1KeleVra(m): 3:14pm On May 19, 2010
4real lysaa
Jokes Etc › Re: Chat With Papine by D1KeleVra(m): 2:52pm On May 19, 2010
Yes! I'm Dayo. . . ya the one who dropped the offline hola!. . . but eh! Why u dey tight face? Constipated or somthng? cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Chat With Papine by D1KeleVra(m): 2:24pm On May 19, 2010
Why you come open mouth like lion because u wan talk? huh
Jokes Etc › Re: Chat With Papine by D1KeleVra(m): 2:18pm On May 19, 2010
Lysaa, u well so? huh
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by D1KeleVra(m): 2:04pm On May 19, 2010
^^ Here!

They say "I'm hot. . . I'm way more than a thou-degreez"
"I'm the sh!!t. . . I'm way worse than a bowel disease"//
I'm like dude! You can't breathe the  air I breathe
I'm like 2, mhen! you ain't even half of me//
F!ck that! ain't no 1 built to make me bleed
cross that! You ain't sh!!t, I don't need to squeeze//
Tell ya crew, t'watch they step, don't be near when i scowl
'Cos I'm rude, standin still? you'd be evacuating your bowels//
You fly like zippers, n!gga, I can hear you wheeze
and I'm like zipping through the area codes of ya hoe//
I touch down, where the legs part to dig for gold
You! No show, you p!ssy, you're beginning to fold//
You getting wet, sweat drippin, and I ain't turned up the dial
My fury is my fuel to bring hell to the door of ya cell//
When I ignite, you brighten up, disappear like a flash
I just might, cross you out, you wasn't here like mirage//
Minage a trois, wit'cha gal and ya sis in ya lounge,
to the kitchen, in ya shower, ya bed then back to ya couch//
Word of advice "I'm cold", recognise and just chill"
Jokes Etc › Re: Chat With Papine by D1KeleVra(m): 1:53pm On May 19, 2010
papine:
@IYSAA im 1fit tall, hav rainbow color,400yrs old, i liv at ati osa,iroko state,i hav 500 wives, i hav wings, wat again?
What again? You no mention say u get small brain
Jokes Etc › Re: Chat With Papine by D1KeleVra(m): 1:12pm On May 19, 2010
^^ Dani n Lysaa? sad huh
Jokes Etc › Re: Jo Ooooooooo! by D1KeleVra(m): 12:57pm On May 19, 2010
You don dey hallucinate again. . . dey misyan *mscheeww maluu
Jokes Etc › Re: Jo Ooooooooo! by D1KeleVra(m): 12:43pm On May 19, 2010
You don confirm say ya doctor na imbec!le. . . sad

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