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kingofthemall:
ok o..let us be hopeful they will reply as soon as possible!

have you been invited for the interview?

Cyberclint:
Good Samaritan

lol

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A young woman, several months pregnant, boarded a bus and sat opposite a young man, he smiled. Feeling embarrassed, she changed her seat. But it was to no avail, for the young man smiled even more broadly when she sat down.

Again, she moved to another seat, he grinned and again after the fourth move, the young man just rolled up and roared with laughter. The woman complained and duly had him summoned to court...

JUDGE: Well, young man, have you anything to say in your defense against this charge? YOUNG MAN: Well, your Honor, when the young lady entered the bus, her condition was obvious.

However, that did not prompt my smile, but she sat under an advertisement that read: "Coming shortly - The Gold Rush Twins." The lady seemed indignant when I smiled and she got up and took another seat beneath a shaving stick advertisement, which read: "William's stick did the trick." She moved a third time and sat beneath a poster that read: "Sloane's liniments will remove swelling." "It was after she had moved her seat fourth time that I lost control of my merriment for above her was a slogan: "Dunlop Rubber Goods would have prevented this accident."

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As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.

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dhtml18:
This is not fair, I go about minding my business and not finding anyone's trouble, and yet you label me a gadem INTERNET TROLL?

you just created an argument on what you know truly well, you will be very good at debating.

A military officer was given a
3-day leave to go and enjoy
with his newly wedded wife.
He arrived home and realized
that his wife was in her
menstrual period!


He had to send an SOS
message to headquarters,
requesting for an extension of
his leave days. He prepared
his message in the usual
military coded language.


He wrote:
Soldier: Omega One, this is
Omega Twelve. Danger on
the field. Red in front.
Leave extension requested.
Do you read me?
Red in front... passage not
clear. Extend leave sir!!!


Headquarters replied:


This is Omega One. We read
you loud and clear.
The danger is minimal! Attack
frm the back and resume
immediately. Leave extension,
denied! I repeat....


Attack with minimal force
from the back and resume
immediately... Way is clear
from behind! Extension
denied!!!!!


#AttackFromTheBack
If you understand it, drop a
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dhtml18:
Santa maria!! me a trolllllll?? this is preposterous!!!! Ama gonna sue you for LIBEL!!!

internet troll

dhtml18:
biko, who are the trolls?

lol, you na.

Gently learning from the bosses and trolls

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I just rescheduled the date of my interview, hope it wont have any bad effect?

In a "Mental Hospital" a
journalist asks the Doctor:


How do you determine
whether to admit a mental
patient or not to?


Doc: "Well, we fill a bathtub
with water and then give the
patient;
(a). a teaspoon,

(b). a glass,

(c). a bucket,
and ask them to empty the
bathtub."


Journalist: "Oh, obviously a
normal person would use the
bucket because its bigger."


Doc: "No, a normal person
would pull the drain plug!
Please go to bed No.39. We
will start further investigations
on you!"


You also thought
of the bucket, didn't you?
Please go to bed No. 40!


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Just be happy. Sounds too simplistic, doesn't it? But, in actuality, we can have much more happiness if we choose to consider things from a positive perspective.

Everyone experiences the ups and downs of life, however, we can make a decision to dwell on the negative or practice what the old saying says to do: "When life give you lemons, make lemonade!"

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>Ignore those who tell you that life is too difficult to be happy.
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>When you awaken each morning, be thankful for another day, even if it's raining.

>Smile at those you meet, even if they don't return the favor.

>Don't borrow trouble. Each day has enough of it's own.

>Don't allow trouble to bury you in its gray mire of sorrow.

>Don't give in to negative thinking.

Be positive even when others are not.

Refuse to give up on anything worth having or doing.

Do something you enjoy each day, even if it's just a walk in your neighborhood.

Whistle as you go through the day.

Work at being happy because it's worth it.

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