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cool jokes

I second dominobaby.

neways does anyone want to share gist about their weekend coz mine was boring.

hahaha.
Oh my, that was really good.

that was so funny.
really cool.

that groom is pretty slow.
hope i don't get that kind.

hey it could be. what's your real name

Quote from: dominobaby on October 07, 2006, 08:47 PM
Hi all.
@ coco, please don't use 'shit' for the bible, its a sacred book. Sorry to say, your friend fed you with false stories bout the bible, believe me.



my dad the pastor thought me about the bible.


your belief is your belief so is mine if you want to continue to eat what the slave masters cooked love that is up to u.

it amazes me how you could choose to believe a friend over your dad.
neways hope y'all had a nice weekend.

well my real name is adaobi but most of my friends call me dabby esp when i was in secondary school and i liked the name so,

hey guys nice thread.
hope y'all don't mind but i was wondering if anyone had any bright ideas about how i could spend this weekend.

@ coco29
the Bible really is good. i think you should read it again and ask someone to explain what bothers you before you give up on it.

yo its either someone is playing a sick joke on you or you are trying to play a sick joke on us.
if its the latter then dude u really are sick but if its the former you need to try to be less gullible okay?

hey i'm October the 19th.
@ acidrop
i totally agree libra rocks and so does the month of rocktober.

its really cool to see so many birthday mates. my birthday mates are_{[/sub]drumroll[sub]}

yinksworld (19), Corleone (20), anusule (18), e2die4st (26), lakulehin (26), ladyj, paologbech, Daviddj (26), losky (25), olurichie (33), dabby (16), kaybless (21), Honey J, busarium (26), Tessy09 (20), ojoniko (26), SEFAGO (17), tishana (16), Innas (28), Roger obinco (31), adekay (16), Egede (32), k.coker (24), omeizah (18), BUSHFELLOW (26), guseman (25), jarma (33)

October 19th for life.
@ mukina2
tell them o how much october rocks.

very funny.
nice joke. though some of the things might land you in prison.

That had to hurt.
Nice joke though

so true and truly funny

cool one.

what's the matter?
i can't see any envelope.

Wow!
that was really something. got me nodding at times though.

You guys shouldn't take it so much to heart. It was just a joke but the fact that its true just makes it funnier.

tight joke.

I'm on hi5. i think its a really cool way to keep in touch with friends and make new ones.

i was thinking of something else. u got me real good.
nice one.cheers.

hahaha.
that's very typical.

cool joke

hahaha
really good.

@ free
do you have a problem with the joke?

hahaha
that was tight.

lol.

hahaha.
cool joke.

that was really good.
my mind was kinda wandering a little.

@ popsonj
i know but i guess since its a joke, exaggeration and things that are generally illogical, are allowed.

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground, and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.

The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She said, "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow."

"Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be all right, I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his crotch. But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and she put her hands inside. She began to massage him. She then asked him, "How does that feel?"

To which he replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."

A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him.
The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."

The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you."

The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says.

The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun.

After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! "

The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!"