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Jokes Etc / Re: Olodo Rabata by dabby(f): 4:57pm On Oct 09, 2006 |
cool jokes |
Nairaland / General / Re: Chit Chat by dabby(f): 4:36pm On Oct 09, 2006 |
I second dominobaby. neways does anyone want to share gist about their weekend coz mine was boring. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Jesus Is Watching You.. by dabby(f): 3:14pm On Oct 09, 2006 |
hahaha. Oh my, that was really good. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Sherlock Holmes And Watson by dabby(f): 3:09pm On Oct 09, 2006 |
that was so funny. really cool. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Virgin Groom by dabby(f): 2:50pm On Oct 09, 2006 |
that groom is pretty slow. hope i don't get that kind. |
Nairaland / General / Re: What's the Story behind your Nairaland Username? by dabby(f): 2:29pm On Oct 09, 2006 |
hey it could be. what's your real name |
Nairaland / General / Re: Chit Chat by dabby(f): 2:00pm On Oct 09, 2006 |
Quote from: dominobaby on October 07, 2006, 08:47 PM Hi all. @ coco, please don't use 'shit' for the bible, its a sacred book. Sorry to say, your friend fed you with false stories bout the bible, believe me. my dad the pastor thought me about the bible. your belief is your belief so is mine if you want to continue to eat what the slave masters cooked love that is up to u. it amazes me how you could choose to believe a friend over your dad. neways hope y'all had a nice weekend. |
Nairaland / General / Re: What's the Story behind your Nairaland Username? by dabby(f): 2:34pm On Oct 07, 2006 |
well my real name is adaobi but most of my friends call me dabby esp when i was in secondary school and i liked the name so, |
Nairaland / General / Re: Chit Chat by dabby(f): 2:09pm On Oct 07, 2006 |
hey guys nice thread. hope y'all don't mind but i was wondering if anyone had any bright ideas about how i could spend this weekend. @ coco29 the Bible really is good. i think you should read it again and ask someone to explain what bothers you before you give up on it. |
Nairaland / General / Re: Please Can Someone Solve This Puzzle For Me by dabby(f): 12:55pm On Oct 07, 2006 |
yo its either someone is playing a sick joke on you or you are trying to play a sick joke on us. if its the latter then dude u really are sick but if its the former you need to try to be less gullible okay? |
Events / Re: Please Announce Your Birthday Here: by dabby(f): 12:32pm On Oct 07, 2006 |
hey i'm October the 19th. @ acidrop i totally agree libra rocks and so does the month of rocktober. |
Nairaland / General / Re: Who Is Your Birthday Mate On Nairaland? by dabby(f): 11:33am On Oct 07, 2006 |
its really cool to see so many birthday mates. my birthday mates are[/sub]drumroll[sub] yinksworld (19), Corleone (20), anusule (18), e2die4st (26), lakulehin (26), ladyj, paologbech, Daviddj (26), losky (25), olurichie (33), dabby (16), kaybless (21), Honey J, busarium (26), Tessy09 (20), ojoniko (26), SEFAGO (17), tishana (16), Innas (28), Roger obinco (31), adekay (16), Egede (32), k.coker (24), omeizah (18), BUSHFELLOW (26), guseman (25), jarma (33) October 19th for life. @ mukina2 tell them o how much october rocks. |
Jokes Etc / Re: 24 Ways to Confuse, Worry People in the Cyber-cafe by dabby(f): 9:23pm On Oct 06, 2006 |
very funny. nice joke. though some of the things might land you in prison. |
Jokes Etc / Re: 20 Years Headache by dabby(f): 8:52pm On Oct 06, 2006 |
That had to hurt. Nice joke though |
Jokes Etc / Re: Great Truth About Life by dabby(f): 8:44pm On Oct 06, 2006 |
so true and truly funny |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Wedding Cake by dabby(f): 8:29pm On Oct 06, 2006 |
cool one. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Help ! Lost Puppy by dabby(f): 8:23pm On Oct 06, 2006 |
what's the matter? i can't see any envelope. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Chain Letters (billy's Rant) by dabby(f): 8:05pm On Oct 06, 2006 |
Wow! that was really something. got me nodding at times though. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Time For Some Male Bashing (For A Change) by dabby(f): 7:36pm On Oct 06, 2006 |
You guys shouldn't take it so much to heart. It was just a joke but the fact that its true just makes it funnier. tight joke. |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Who is on Hi5 Here? by dabby(f): 7:13pm On Oct 06, 2006 |
I'm on hi5. i think its a really cool way to keep in touch with friends and make new ones. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Once Upon A Time: by dabby(f): 6:27pm On Oct 03, 2006 |
i was thinking of something else. u got me real good. nice one.cheers. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Haba! Y We Like 'ofe' Like That? by dabby(f): 5:43pm On Oct 03, 2006 |
hahaha. that's very typical. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Rent For Apartment! by dabby(f): 5:22pm On Oct 03, 2006 |
cool joke |
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? by dabby(f): 5:04pm On Oct 03, 2006 |
hahaha really good. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Golfing by dabby(f): 3:56pm On Oct 03, 2006 |
@ free do you have a problem with the joke? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Time For Some Male Bashing (For A Change) by dabby(f): 8:39pm On Sep 29, 2006 |
hahaha that was tight. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Police Dey Read Bible by dabby(f): 3:29pm On Sep 29, 2006 |
lol. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Wonderful Confessions by dabby(f): 11:07am On Sep 29, 2006 |
hahaha. cool joke. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Jeeves the Butler by dabby(f): 7:39pm On Sep 28, 2006 |
that was really good. my mind was kinda wandering a little. |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Missing Seal by dabby(f): 7:25pm On Sep 28, 2006 |
@ popsonj i know but i guess since its a joke, exaggeration and things that are generally illogical, are allowed. |
Jokes Etc / Golfing by dabby(f): 7:18pm On Sep 28, 2006 |
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground, and proceeded to roll around in evident agony. The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She said, "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow." "Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be all right, I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his crotch. But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and she put her hands inside. She began to massage him. She then asked him, "How does that feel?" To which he replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell." |
Jokes Etc / The Hippie And The Bus Driver by dabby(f): 5:04pm On Sep 28, 2006 |
A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you." The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you." The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says. The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun. After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! " The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!" |
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