Very interesting, quite educating too, at least i now know what coren is all about, well done first poster,

@ poster number 18, you could try using an accounting package for your "matching invoicing with payment task".   Quickbooks software is a good one,

@ Poster, i don't know your age definition of 'young professionals' but if i qualify at 31, then i am glad to say that i am a Certified Accountant by profession, hmmm, quite challenging a profession but could be fun too,  ALL THE ACCOUNTANTS IN THE HOUSE, WAVE YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR

Where are the architects, the neurosurgeons, paediatricians, solicitors, geologists, artists et al? We seem to have mainly accountants and engineers dominating the house? Holla!!! Everyone else,

finekid:


Possessing great stamina and strength
Clue: 5-letter word, begins with 'L', ends with 'Y', and has an 'S' in-between (hmmnn, so much clue for a 5-letter word! )

LUSTY,

The power to do as one pleases,

7 letter word, starts with an L, contains an i and e .

uspry1:

The poster copied this wedding test from existing Nairaland's Entertainment on the joke etc section that i have seen this joke before. This is not new to me!

Existing links:

The Wedding Test

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-78143.0.html

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-80290.0.html

If you care to know, i did not copy anything from an existing nairaland thread and if you had read my previous posts, you would have known this or have you got issues with understanding words written in plain English Language? If yes, then my advise will be to deal with it rather than drawing conclusions from what you have no knowledge of.

Thanks peeps!

Keep on sharing,

Carlosein:



name of the head of naija household,

7 letters.

Carlos, is the answer 'father'?  But this is a 6 letter word i suppose? If not, then more clues please.

Hey Guys! Been too busy lately, Not been able to participate on the forum,

'Guru'- i didnt know that was a dictionary word, but nice to know, thanks carlos and finekid,

Dead and buried in Egypt, i could not have thought you meant "Egyptian Mummy", okay, good one Carlos, but then, so many pple are dead and buried in Egypt you see, ( not enuff clue there i'd say Carlos).


Okay, shall we get back on the game, we have all had enuff break i reckon?

Study of financial affairs
Clue: 9 letter word, starts with an 'E' and ends with an 'S'

Swim is correct,


Madman

Clue: 7 letter word, ends with a 'c'

Hehehehehehheheheheeheheheheheh!!!!!!!Una no go kill me for nairaland,


Abeg send am fresh flowers, first flight, that morning, ( abi? )

Well, true to some extent but i will repost as thus:

To move through the water

@Busta, lol,

Move through the water,

Clue 4-letter word.

Carlos: Please tell us what the dead and buried thingy is and let's move on, will you?

lamidebaby:

dablessed i remember it, luvly joke that is. but why did you alter the end part? it's s'possed to be a little more witty.
goes som'n like:

"We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"
The moral of this story is:

"Always keep your condoms in your car."

Lamidebaby! I only copied and pasted it here the way it was sent to me okay? I dont know what you mean by "why did i alter the end part?"

@Wakagirl:

Thanks for being detailed. Keep sharing girl, you never know who needs to hear this,

Thanks for ur comments peeps,

More comments please,

Dead and buried More clues pls,

Hello peeps, i got this from a friend today and thought to share with you,  Would you go this far to test your wife/husband to be? Is it worth the trouble?

Enjoy and comment pls,



THE WEDDING TEST

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me, It
was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore
very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would
regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than
a nice view.

It had to be deliberate because she never did it
when she was near anyone else.

One day her "little" sister called and asked me to
come over to check the wedding invitations.

She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to
me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a
word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and
if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her
go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed
straight towards my car.  Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me
and said, "We are

very happy that you have passed our little test. We
couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
family!"
And the moral of this story is:

, Guess what, I was heading for my car where I kept my condoms,

biggerboy:

You no get TV? You should have been seeing my client on TV everyday.Anyway,I sont think I will consuder you for him because I learnt you dropped out of Primary School.Anyway,The guy also needs a maid ,maybe you can apply for that.

Heheheh biggermouth/boy , sorry na, no vex haba! How i go get tv when i never get money buy pant and bra for my oga-im-madam place, abeg consider me for the maid my brother ehn? I go settle you when i collect my first wages, at least dat one too go help you small, u go fit buy that tin wey u tell me say u been want buy since last dec 31st, but no worries, i no go mention am for here ok? My pally co house maid!!!!!

Bravo carlos!! Tadpole is d correct answer,

Okies guys, i hate to say i gatto go now! Catchyah later, meanwhile, hit me with the correct answer to ' a tailed aquatic larva' as soon as u can,

One love guys!

finekid:

Hi guys!
Answer: BIGHEAD

FREQUENT?

Frequent is the correct answer!! Welldone

Hey Finekid, welcome on board!!!

Bighead? Hmnnn,


Let me welcome you with this::


A tailed aquatic larva

( 7-letter word, begins with a 't' and ends with an 'e')

@carlosein, what i had in mind was dull,


To answer yours: AIR



Usual, familiar

( 8-letter word, begins with 'f' and ends with a 't')

starts with a 'd'

Another word for boring,

(4-letter word)

spirit?

Well done carlos, the correct answer is grit!!! I think bragard is wrongly spelt, Finekid may have summin else in mind, so lets wait for him

Braggart!? Does not end with a 'd' i suppose. Also it is an 8-letter word, except you have something else in mind finekid, do you?


Particles of stone and sand!

Clue: Four letter word, ends with a 't'

JNdupu:

[i]

For all London Amala piners, y'all should know Tomi's Kitchen also does Gbegiri

That's news to me!

buh-bye carlos,

forefathers

9 letter word, ends with an 's'





still waiting, re: particles of stone/ sand

human is correct, well done.


Re: all inclusive, mnnnn, together? Is it?

Carlosein, this 'all inclusive', my head is swelling here o!