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Answer: Explode

Protective garment

Clue: 5 letter word ends with an 'n'

Yeepa!!! Somebody heeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllpppppppppppppppppppppppp me ooooooooooo!!! I am about to pass out, but iro nla, nairaland wont kill me with laughter,


Well done peeps! Lovely advice,

i like the one , to wash his butt in water and drink it, yuck!!!

Original poster, give us progress report o, she must be head over heels in love by now,

You pple will not kill me on this land of naira, lailai, its not gonna happen,

Mamaput's post got me lafffing my head off, okies, now i know: Naija men carry heavy stuff like goat and bags of rice, beans etc, not hand bags!!!!!

But eh! You guys have been too harsh on chiogo with your comments, Haba! Easy now!

iice:
No funny moves. . .just whisper in his ear
Or demand it!

What exactly do you whisper in his ear?

Answer: Tiktaalik



Faint blue

(Clue: 5-letter word,  contains the letters e and z)

Answer: SIEVE


Unfilled job

(Clue: 7-letter word that ends with a 'Y'.)

Floor Covering

(Clue: 1st letter is C and it is a 6-letter word)



Can you try? These are deliberately simple words for starters,

Hey peeps,

Let's start a crossword-like game.

I set the ball rolling by giving a word or phrase, you are required to find one specific word that matches it. It has to be a specific word and you'll get a clue to assist you with this specific word.

Example:


"Dough based food" -  ( Clue: Starts with a P and a 5-letter word )

Answer - PIZZA

Nameless1:
WOAW, A LADY ASKING THIS KINDA QUESTION,

WELL FOR ME, SHE USUALLY, START TO ACT SLOW, You CAN TELL SHE GAT SEX ON HER MIND, N IF You LET HER BE, SHE'D START TOUCHING You , LIKE WEN You SAY SOMFIN FUNNY, SHE START TO TALK ABOUT HERE AND NOW, UM, I CANT REALLY EXPLAIN, SORRY

Thanks for making an attempt, i kinda geddit,


Any more peeps in da house?

Hello Peeps,

I recently read  a post by a Nairaland Forum Member which says " Girls don't ask for sex even when they want it badly, instead, they make funny moves towards their men who of course get the gist"

My question is:

With respect to the aforementioned:

Ladies, what are your funny moves?

Men, what funny moves do they hit at you?

Anyone wants to share?

Siena:
Because it seems to be a wee bit fabricated, and predictable.

I don't believe it either, but who knows?

Why not pretend it is real just so you can answer the question asked by the original poster? 

Nope, Do not forget about her, at least not as at yet,

It depends,

Was she having a sexual relationship with your friend at the same time of her relationship with you? Or did she once date your friend  before your relationship with her?  If she  once dated your friend, were you in the picture at all then? Did she meet your friend through you? If your answer to all of these questions is yes, then you may need to put the wedding plans on hold until you deal with the situation in a mature way, you may need to seek professional or pastoral counsel

If however, she had a relationship with your friend and aborted many times for him before ever meeting you and she only discovered you were friends with the guy after she met you, then i would say she has not cheated on you in any way. Having said that, going on with the wedding will depend on whether or not you can handle the fact that your wife-to-be had slept with your close friend and even aborted for him. You will also need to consider how this can affect your relationship with your close friend and the reputational risk it may pose, especially if the abortion story was very popular amongst your individual  and mutual friends. ( as in, in short everybody knew the story)

My final note is:

If you loved her and still love her, inspite of whatever she may have done, then go ahead and marry her. Love covers all sins as the book of proverbs says. Leave the past and look forward to the future ahead of the two of you. But you must make sure you settle this within your mind and you can handle it before you go ahead and tie the knot, ( It takes a huge amount of love and maturity to do this )

All the best.

.

Scopium:
Do you mind if I come with you?

Why not? If you've got what it takes to retire early as well,

Bblak:
_{peeps in}

@dablessed
you are welcome.what are friends for? Guess u had a wonderful weekend

Thanks dearie, my week-end was just great, quite restful too,

Enjoy your week,

Its been over a year and the original poster has not responded to members comments on his thread,

I agree with Reverend, It could have been one of those internet 419 thingy,

Nairalanders!!! Beware of such threads,

What is your company into? Will they be willing to hire me as an expatrate? Lol

To retire very early and spend most of my time relaxing on the yatch, visiting the most romantic islands of the caribbeans.  [size=8pt], Um, comes with a lot of hardwork yeah?[/color][i][/i][/size= 5pt[color=#990000]]

Bblak:
@dablessed
Quite a transformation indeed.I'm sure God has a purpose for everything.Just take heart and put your trust in God and i know he will never let u down.Welcome to d thread dear.

Thanks a lot for your kind words dearie,

Have a fabulous week-end,

In the real sense, these ten that you have referred to as "mistakes" are actually "secrets" or call it "strengths" if you like, for any man to win and keep a woman forever,

So guys beware, they are not mistakes, they are what you need to live happily ever after,

Trust me,

I have metamorphosised  from:

Happily single - up to Age 19

---

single and dating - by age 20

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single and seriously attached - by Age 22

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happily married - Age 23

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seriously happily married - between 23 and 26

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sadly widowed - age 26

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and back to happily single- to date,

All in a space of 11 years, 

What a transformation, wouldnt you say?

Beautiful piece,

Muchas Gracias,

Did you get the job?

All the very best,

Segzy

Obuzor,

Study pack does not usually accompany registration. You will have to worry about getting yourself prepared for the exam after registration. You could do this via the self-study route or lecture mode.

All the best,

Hello peeps,

Are you a Forensic Accountant or do you know someone who is?

I am interested in becoming a Forensic Accountant, do you know any examining body in the UK where i can take the certification exams? I am ACCA qualified but interested in specialised accounting.

Please Holla back!

kekekewe

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