₦airaland Forum

Texcoco:
[color=#9030BC] It will annoy the janjaweedes to no end that none of their thieving demi-gods which includes Thieffnubu,Buhari,Amaechi or Saraki once touted as the supposed five who brought down this government are not even up to the islamic ragamuffin in influence and awe...according to Times....Haaaahaaa.[/color]

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Boko Haram’s leader, Abubakar Shekau has been named in the Time Magazine annual 100 influential people in the world list.

In a release on Thursday by the magazine, Shekau described as “Scourge of Africa” was named under the leaders category.

He was named along with President-elect, General Mohammadu Buhari and former Minister of Education and leader of the Brigbackourgirls campaign group , Oby Ezekwesili

You've got intellect myopia.

Victoria Concordia Crescit.

One of the soldiers attached to a known politician from the South-South, residing in Asokoro District, Abuja who spoke under condition of anonymity, told Nigerian Tribune on Monday, that all of them have been directed to report at the base with immediate effect for further briefing.

According to him, “we saw our withdrawal coming since the President, having lost the election. We have been with our Oga since, on the orders from the presidential villa and now going back to base.

“We don’t know our new posting yet. [b]One of my friends attached to an ex-militant leader [/b]in Bayelsa State phoned me to confirm this, so the tea party is over for us and the politicians. We will now have time for real work,” he declared.

When you think you've seen, read and heard it all, you see a militant with army and, if possible, Police and DSS escorts.
Where did we go wrong?

bushdoc9919:
You need ten injections of Jegacilline.....statim

Or Jegamycin

How 'bout the e-power brokers on Nairaland?
People like Barnicasta havve since refused to show up after being convincingly silenced.
Barnicasta, summed up in the image below . . .

bosmanmusty:
BREAKING NEWS:- Another disease has been discovered in NIGERIA it is called orubebetisis....... But have been cured in Abuja with a strong capsul called JEGAQUIN.

JEGAMYCIN appears 'cooler'.

Caseless:
They have been rather kilitchikoed.

LMAO.
But why evils? That margin can make a GMB supporter cry for Dr. GEJ.
It's not fair.

PDP's been convincingly Tysonized.

SMH for OP

searching4love:


OP YOU BETTER DELETE THIS TRASH AND REASON LIKE A NIGERIAN. ALL THOSE THINGS YOU WROTE UP THEIR MIGHT BE TRUE IF YOU'RE DEALING WITH A FOREIGN LADY.


NIGERIAN GIRLS ARE THIEVES AND THE ONLY THING THEY WANT FROM MEN IS MONEY, MONEY AND MORE MONEY. EVEN IF YOU SMELL AND LOOK LIKE GORRILA, IF YOU GOT ENOUGH CASH THEY WILL FLOCK AROUND YOU SHAMELESSLY FAKING LOVE AND AFFECTION JUST TO RIP YOU OFF YOUR CASH.

YOU MUST BE DREAMING TO ACCORD ALL THIS HONOR TO THIS GOLD DIGGERS WHOSE MISSION IS TO SUCK MEN POCKET'S DRY.

A NIGERIAN GIRL SEES A RELATIONSHIP AS A POVERTY ALLEVIATION PROGRAM SO ALL YOUR LIST IS NOT APPLICABLE TO THEM IF YOU DON'T HAVE MONEY.

SET OF MONEY HUNGRY, UGLY, SMELLY, DIRTY, FRUSTRATED HOES AND COMMERCIAL SEX WORKERS CALLED NIGERIAN GIRLS.

I ADVISE ANY SANE MAN TO MARRY A FOREIGN LADY IF YOU WANT HAPPINESS AND PEACE OF MIND


#team foreign girls

At the end of the whole keypad punches, you had just "1 like"

Afrok:
hmmm... If he does the bold part, then the winning didn't cure him of his madness but added ancestral madness to him.

Falls from mast

erisegun:
erm! Erm! Erm! E b lyk say na Mali u dy

Tried paying online but https://webpay.interswitchng.com/paydirect/pay won't open.

Where the hell was I?

searching4love:



ALL I SEE IS TWO SHAMELESS FORNICATORS WHO ARE NOT ASHAMED TO TELL THE WORLD THEY HAD KIDS OUT WEDLOCK. UGLY THINGS


Next!!!!!

Are you frigging retaaarded?

My geography teacher, in his attempt to exaggerate how beautiful the good old days were, told we, his student :
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"My EFIK teacher was from KOREA"

omanifrank:
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this makes me remember those days why an undergraduate

When the excitement at getting your certificate hits you...lol

Dude, no vex. Are you really a graduate?

Redoil:
i apologise for the insult. But truth has always been a bitter piles.

Oga Redoil, even you?

babyosisi:
And VivianC

Where was I? Never knew.
This life eh, . . .

dhammyg:
R.I.P DJ DOLA

THIS IS ONE OF THE SADDEST THREADS IN NL'S HISTORY

On par with The Perx and Bawomolo's demise.

A bad way to start the day and the week.
Very unfortunate story.
Sleep on Soldier

We, the geeky ones.

Blackett:
Da fuq?

Boring is when you nitwits keep recycling some _stupid stereotypical lists, with hopes of making frontpage. Humanity is dead. Romance section used to be vibrant with people discussing love and their love life. But now it's all about you goats and your _stupid 5, 7, 10 pointer lists.

GTFOH.

A leopard changes its spots not.
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Sexkillz

ChristineC:
That soldier is not even going to man common protest. No amour, no helmet, no nothing. He's just manning the gate (like bird-nest) to a barracks somewhere in the West or East of Nigeria, not even the North.
If you had any remote military background, you'll know this.

No need for the highlighted. Are you trying to ignore the fact that those who man the gates pass through severe dangers?

ChristineC:
That soldier is not going to even a riot zone, how can you swallow fallacy hook, line and sinker like this?
Ask questions if you are not from a military background!

What is your point here?
A photo I saw from official facebook page of the department of defence and you are telling me to avoid swallowing fallacy.
What exactly is your point?
Maybe you think I am another 1d1otic nairalander.
And yes, I am from a military background. My mum is currently a Brigadier General equivalent.

I will keep praying for them.
This picture below of this soldier praying before an operation made me cry.
We have no idea how much these guys sacrifice for us and what they go through to keep us protected from terrorists.
Go Defense Department, Go!!! Roar!!!!!!!

I am not a church freak. In fact, I rarely go to church.
I am a sex freak. A diehard one.
Does it make me bad?
Your list no enter at all.

Kencruz:
Jimi my man, I know u are watching d face of a liar. APC the liaring party. God will punish who ever that will insult me.

Heyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!