₦airaland Forum

berem: una don finish me for nairaland o! Wayo allah!

are you freecocoa? Hmm bride price = 30 bombs

Eze Promoe: Back to sender!

Gini bu nsogbu gi? That's what he said.

ismhab: Let me teach u how to abuse in hausa language, zan ci uwarka = i will Bleep ur mother, shege = bastard, ubanka = ur father, dan karuwa = son of bitch.

ubanka ya chi duri uwa shi. -your dad is a great man

ismhab: Let me teach u how to abuse in hausa language, zan ci uwarka = i will Bleep ur mother, shege = bastard, ubanka = ur father, dan karuwa = son of bitch.

ubanka ya chi duri uwa shi.

timbros: Nice topic..

@experts:
I got Dell Insipiron 1525, 4gb ram, 320 hdd...dont know about all those other specs.... But i cant play PES 2012, only 2011 will play on it. I dont know why. And i'm looking forward to get PES 2013 but since '12 doesnt play i dont know if '13 wull play.

Please guy, help me out. You can check out the model of my laptop and tell me what to do. Dell Insipiron 1525.

Thanks

yes it should play it just use kitserver (don't ask me use google)

Emerald120: its naira talatin, and akwai gajiya not 'akoi'

actually it's ba gajiya or babu gajiya.

Boko=school [or education(western education)]
Haram= abomination
Boko haram(BH)= bomb

Ina son nchi durin Ki- i want to knack your akpako. Lol!!

tumababa: This is an iphone4, verizon cdma!! Is there a sim card slot? I will b shocked if tbere is!!

I did not check the sim card,It was displaying "no service" but I was not bothered cos I tot it was the usual gevey unlock solution stuff. Thank God I told him to wait till tomorrow. The antenna position really fooled me.
Why should apple place it in the 4s position

tumababa: Ios 5.0.1? Is it factory unlocked or u are using a chip or software unlocked. What is d modem firmware and model. Both at about page

pls tumababa I got a 4s for sale today but I noticed that it does not have Siri in the settings.
I want you to pls look it up for me.
S/N-C8tf7gurdd7
Model number-mc676ll
Base band- 3.0.0.4

It's in naira jor. How can a Nigerian movie earn $24m?
How many Nigerians go to cinemas?

[quote author=black_beau]pls does Frank Edoho have an obsession with ugly ladies?[/quote]Abi? Join the queue your turn will come.

Birds of the same feather.
They both sing the same jaga-jaga nonsense music.!!

iOS is too user friendly that's part of the problem.

surveycash: Are you serious? For a lappy?

I wonder o. 300k? Na to buy land na lol

Windows 7
4.8
Windows 8
4.5
Pavillion g6
Core i3 ivy bridge
640gb
4gb ram
Intel hd 3000 graphics card

Get smart?
The gods must be crazy?

delawal: @all.i can't find d tethering menu in my ifone4 running on ios5.0.1. Pls why's wrong. No personal hotspot too

Goto settings/general/network/cellular network/tethering settings.
Input the apn and password as usual after a few secs hotspot and tethering option should be available should appear or respring.

[quote author=Lord_Reed]Go to[/quote]have you tried them b4? If yes, how trustworthy are they and how fast is their delivery?

Kilianoka: If you read it properly you will see the urine is not combustible.Urine is put into an electrolytic cell, which cracks the urea into nitrogen, water, and hydrogen. Hydrogen is combustible.

okay yesslightly, but not enough to power that petrol engine

urine is not and cannot be combustible for fvck's sake. its a very good conductor of electricity so it may be used in some electrolytic setup i am no engineer but i think using it in a combustion engine to generate electricity is sTup1d

[quote author=Table Leg ]Mummy can i poopoo in daddy's pint glass?![/quote]#fail

tumababa: shine ur eyes!!!

walahi that site has scam written all over it.

Luckki1001: Go here: http://www.eplsite.com/stream6.html. This one's working. Na wetin son of man dey manage as I have to be at work today.

how do i remove these stupid ads?

anybody know how i can pre-order the up coming nexus 4? play store is not allowing orders from nigeria

basisop: How many ladies raised our shirts to know our belly type before falling for our sweet lyrics.

The ones that fell for my money didn't also raise my shirt to check before acceptingThe question comes after the act; and after the act who cares.

dude, what are you saying? do you have to raise a guy's shirt to know that he has a pot belly?

tumababa: i wonder why he stopped though. I cant do it free cos i dont know how to code. I pay for it.

bro how much is your 16G ip4?

safari on phone chrome on pc.

i will certainly not. if i love her that much,i will propose myself.

Maxwell86: What shall it profit a dude to have six pack and have a small pen.is

From the last research i did, it was very obvious Naija girls prefer Pot bellied, rich politicians to a broke ni99ah with abs caused by hunger.

lmao f.y.i. rich gentlemen don't have pot-bellies only broke niggas who spend all their daily earnings drinking and have no time for exercise.

baddiguy: Nice!

hmm! guilty conscience.