₦airaland Forum

intruxive:
Can u pls not make a mokery of urself.
How to identify an ipob on nairaland
Step one: they create a similar account to ppl they admired and want to soil their reputation eg change dabuLLIT to dabuIIIT and hope everyone

You are right , I have complained severally to all the moderators to take down parody , mimic , fake accounts down, they never did , I have moved on though , someone said Nairaland has become a toilet in his signature and the person was right

DabuIIIT:
see long epistle!
The thing pain am wella

Continue to enjoy your reign and invasion of Nairaland, it won't last forever

That is a known and Proven fact since inception

This is better than what they did to the mosque in Abia



By the way , I WARNED this would end badly

After today i am going offline on Nairaland again, Let the kids fight over the stories

hysteriabox:
Morning y'all.
I wonder if schools today still use acronyms and formulate songs to aid learning

Hello , hello listen BBC news on friday night , some men are selling potatoes , so come and pay cash

Hydrogen , Helium, Lithim , Berylium,Boron, Carbon , Nitrogen, Oxygen Fluorine, Neon , Sodium, Magnesium Aluminium e.t.c

Damn , im good

fixed

thanks

Donkunxex:
Manchester city edition bro. Correct it. It is clearly printed on the carton with the logo too.
Manchester city and not man united.

NOTE FOR SALE

BUY YOUR OWN

IamTOBBY:
Come and sell the Bluetooth speaker and flask to me.

Outtro

Line 2

First line

Intro

Skit

DDeliverer:
Wow.

So we've reached this level in this country?

Zoo?

Hello monkey

GeneralOjukwu:
I would have set the DSTV Explora to record...

All the while chasing the kids from the parlour....

Shuuuu! Shuuuu!

Dem be chicken?

So I got bored of camon c9 and thought owning one Limited Edition is fun


First things first this phone is a shocker,

The fancy blue Manchester United embossed phone is just stuff of legends


damn the speaker loud as Fvvvck

It came with selfie stick, one Bluetooth speaker, a Manchester United embossed flask as accessories


In short lemme upload pictures


Iroyin o to afojuba


Bought from slot.ng

Details soon , no video though

As an active Observer , i'll upload pictures if possible

And for the hate for Buhari , you continue applauding this Disgrace of a Ghanian


Well done

b2wahahahahah

The gods must be angry


Or maybe


Someone in Ife is testing Power heheheh

Sso what's the benefit of that bill ?

authority news



interesting

Even the people following her are wearing a look of uncertainty



Madam go soon hear am


back from ban

MMM


How many M's in MUMUNMU ?

Na you sabi

UmecheMoses:
Obviously you are the one who can't stand the rich....

really ? you insulted me in your language , called me all sorts of name , that doesn't count as insult ??

Legendary mumuism

hiredkiller:
Dude you're a bloody coward
you think running to the mods will make it look like i first started it.

Thank God that they'll go through posts to see for themselves so no need lying just like your mentor lair Muhammed
am tired of reporting your likes to the mods that takes no action so i think my old method is preferable eye for eye.
yes both of us broke the rules but you started it

I do not know what it is , did i change perfume ? ya'll seem to come out of hiding today to come and tackle dabullit

Sorry , Adeboye or vantage doesn't change the fact that some things are sensitive and there's no proof adeboye actually said it , some people will go any length to promote what they believe in , even smearing a man of God's name


And to cite an example , Didn't Jonathan come out to say he wasn't interested in Politics anymore ? just a few hours after a featured page write up claimed Jonathan was nursing the ambition

Because you read it on internet doesn't mean it's true


But i do not expet you to understand that ..

FreeGlobe:
Adeboye is in a vantage position to make that statement not some faceless afonja on a faceless forum

Just like God blessed your Reverend King ??

Sorry , your novel and grammar still wouldn't change my opinion

suck it in

supersystemsng:
I am insinuating he got it as a Jeep and i can't insinuate Jesus boat his suit ? If Jesus was a gold digger why tell his disciples carrry no sacks for money but let what you ahve be enough...

Nope to answer you that's why io'll providing scriptural backing to every angle i come from unlike you... My brother tearing down fellow Christians is not a seervice God needs...

Two, Whether he bought the Jeep o got the Jeep, your sckewered perception that the Jeep is expensive and he owns an expensive toy is the foundation of your flawed misconception.. Listen God Blesses and don't care about it when he gives it.. Open your Bible and get some understandiing.. He Saaid Abraham stay here, i go come Bless you here, Abraham didnt wait, he went to Philistine almost got himself into trobule, what did God do? He blessed him, the King of the Philiistines Blessed him... He did it again went to Egypt God did what scold him? No He came up out of where he wasn't supposed to sojourn with riches...


Stop seeing God as rich is sin and poor is righteous, so many poor people will never make Heaven i say so.. and Bless people doing the work.

You dont know what ministers see at nite, and it is not a basis for flamboyance and neither is owning a Jeep flamboyance..


Learn bro, Learn God Be with us

Sorry , no be the same thing

zinachidi:
grammer! admirable,; applaudable nor be d same thing? The man try. Full stop

I bet you GrandPa ,your Pa and Mam's pension were in the 1.4 Billion loot Fayose got from Obanikoro

And which truth are you talking about ?? Ambode was buying Jeeps, drones and helicopters for security , Fayose was calling a meeting of Hunters

Anyone who supports fayose's antics especially after the revelation of his fraudulent activities needs to be dropped off a jet at 20,000 fts

Gentle2015:
Which flocks is he causing trouble among? You must be the stup*d fellow here. When did saying truth becomes a sin? Folks like you are whom we pray should be minimal on earth. We don't need people like you again

Lol

Fighting for you people , not for the Yorubas , Only a bastard and a cross breed Yoruba will behave the way Fayose does , Oh and i hope you got your own share of the 1.4B he collected from Obanikoro , because if that's your definition of fighting for your right , you both should be kept in a boat full of holes and dropped in a sea with hungry sharks

OldEagle:
fayose is fighting for not just yorubas but SS and SE and Christians, for the Muslims reading this text killing Christians doesn't mean we are stupid, but we believe in peace and a God of justice, for the ones who love peace we are in this nation together we should work together simple a word is enough for the wise

Do us all a favor , continue spamming all threads with your Atiku advert, sooner or later seun will catch up with you , then you'll need a different username

as for your comment , indeed all those you mentioned are being investigated even metuah returned 400M , i hope you can find a source where these figures were quoted because all you wrote is just stuuuupyd If large figures don't trip you anymore , then stop complaining about recession

PresidentAtiku:
Brain transplant ASAP. Big big figures don't trip us anymore. It is only meant to deceive Zombies like you. Remember some few weeks after the inauguration of this most incompetent government. All newspaper headlines were Metuh stole $400B, PDP 1trillion pounds, FKF 300 trillion Euro,Dasuki 900 Billion trillion etc... When asked to use the recovered looted fund to boost the economy, no kobo could be accounted for. Zombie na Zombie sha!