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Let me say the magic word : super ted

Is that the magic school bus ?

Voltron the defender of the universe

Danger mouse.....

Just choruses , sentences I remember. This post was here a few weeks ago though

Now, that's a sensible post that needs to be shared and re-shared

I was wondering though , places like that is mostly called tarmac. , so my question is : do you teach there or were you smoking weed there ?

EfemenaXY:
You're too superstitious.

I'm sure there's a perfect explanation for what you saw on both occasions. Besides, what a child might call a 'monster' might be nothing more than someone dressed in a Halloween mask / outfit.

Cut down on the horror movies



Now that's funny!

Point of correction dem no dey celebrate Halloween for Naija

blemon44:
nairaland self
i thought they posted here now that Nokia wont be producing anything
why una dey use us dey play like this?

They said Nokia won't be producing mobile phones anymore , instead they will be producing phablets. = phone + tablet

eddyline:
I really want to believe am not in support of jungle justice But for a suicide bomber, kill him slowly, resurrect him and then kill him one more time.

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I like your style and I agree with you , however the news did not state if the bomb was defused or removed from the suicide bomber , burning him with a live bomb could have been disastrous , talk about inexperience , African mentality and LUCK[/size]

ocelot2006:
Okay pikin, lemme school you a bit more.

Remember the Aerostar UAVS bought during the Niger Delta insurgency? Of course you don't. Anyway, those were isreali made.

Fast Forward to the current insurgency up north, you do know about the Nigerian made AMEBO 1 and 2 series UAVs? Still no?......Hmmm, darn coconut head of yours...

At the exit/handover of the previous Chief of Army Staff (COAS), Lt. General Ihejirika (rtd), to his current successor, he mentioned that the Nigeria Army itself had acquired UAVs.

Finally, while the report on the new GULMA UAV is correct on the fact that it's still being tested (and rightfully so), it also backs my claim that it isn't only Nigerian made, but proves that we have the expertise. Thanks for the backup, douche


So......a$$ wipe (or should I say coconut - Head pikin), if you're so terrible in simple Current Affairs, only God knows how you faired in other subjects. My advice: spend less time watching African Magic and more time on your book. Btw, you need to hand over that WAEC certificate from whatever magic centre you got it, and apply for your 5th exam resit. Is that clear? Say "yes uncle"

You don tire ? I bin dey enjoy our argument !

Kano (Nigeria) (AFP) - One of Nigeria's most powerful Muslim leaders, the emir of Kano, has voiced support for vigilantes fighting Boko Haram, urging others to form civilian militias and questioning the competence of the military.

It is extremely rare for Nigeria's clerics to speak explicitly about political and military affairs, but many expected Sanusi to defy convention and inject himself into public debate after assuming the highly influential post.

"People should be sensitised on the importance of being on the alert. And they should prepare, they should acquire what they will defend themselves with," Sanusi said during Friday prayers at the central mosque in Kano, the largest city in Nigeria's mainly Muslim north.

AFP obtained a copy of the transcript of the recording on Monday. While Sanusi did not mention Boko Haram by name, it was clear he was discussing efforts to resist the Islamist rebels.

"Those that are endowed as hunters and vigilantes should apply this endowment given to them by Allah as an avenue of earning divine reward in defending their nation," he said.

Nigeria's military has been cooperating with various vigilante forces in the northeast for more than a year, often relying on civilians to do the bulk of the fighting against the insurgents.

Witnesses said it was vigilantes who recaptured the symbolically important northeast town of Chibok from Boko Haram at the weekend, with troops staying clear of the heavy fighting.

Chibok was where the Islamists kidnapped 276 schoolgirls in April. Fifty-seven have escaped.

"We should not wait for soldiers to come, before they come the carnage will have been done," Sanusi told the congregation. "Some of them drop their guns and flee."

The military has repeatedly been accused of leaving civilians defenceless against Boko Haram attacks and failing to respond to distress calls made in advance of raids.

While Sanusi's comments were similar to those made by President Goodluck Jonathan's critics, they may feed added resentment towards the government because the emir of Kano is expected to stay above the political fray.

Days after Jonathan sacked him from the central bank, Sanusi told AFP that the president was a "simple" man who had been misled and manipulated by incompetent advisors.

Officially, Sanusi is the number two Islamic cleric in Nigeria, home to more than 80 million Muslims.

But many consider the emir of Kano to be more influential than the sultan of Sokoto, who is the country's top Islamic leader.

Those screaming about Hausa and Igbo not included in translation option, una no try at all, shey una believe say this thing fit translate twitter uses 120 words or less , how many people tweet in complete sentences and words even then, if you manage to write full sentences and words, there's problem with grammar when you actually translate , So, if you want to be jealous or angry about yoruba translator, wait till translations are perfect

Where's the cabbage and the green pepper he no sweet as i dey look am so , you no add salt where picture of salt which maggi you use go back to school jooor

learner

[size=20pt]Honest question, Has anyone actually seen or spent that 100 naira ? ? ? ... cos me i never see am [/size]

ocelot2006:
Okay pikin, lemme school you a bit more.

Remember the Aerostar UAVS bought during the Niger Delta insurgency? Of course you don't. Anyway, those were isreali made.

Fast Forward to the current insurgency up north, you do know about the Nigerian made AMEBO 1 and 2 series UAVs? Still no?......Hmmm, darn coconut head of yours...

At the exit/handover of the previous Chief of Army Staff (COAS), Lt. General Ihejirika (rtd), to his current successor, he mentioned that the Nigeria Army itself had acquired UAVs.

Finally, while the report on the new GULMA UAV is correct on the fact that it's still being tested (and rightfully so), it also backs my claim that it isn't only Nigerian made, but proves that we have the expertise. Thanks for the backup, douche


So......a$$ wipe (or should I say coconut - Head pikin), if you're so terrible in simple Current Affairs, only God knows how you faired in other subjects. My advice: spend less time watching African Magic and more time on your book. Btw, you need to hand over that WAEC certificate from whatever magic centre you got it, and apply for your 5th exam resit. Is that clear? Say "yes uncle"

The surveillance drones which Nigeria bought from Israel years ago that might have been used to hunt for the more than 200 girls held by Islamist rebels, have been left grounded due to poor maintenance, two official sources and the aircraft’s manufacturer said.

“To the best of our knowledge, these systems are not operational,” Tsur Dvir, Marketing Officer for Aeronautics Defense Systems, a firm based south of Tel Aviv that supplied Nigeria with Aerostar unmanned aerial vehicles, said yesterday.

The former attaché said the deal was struck in 2006, with a view to deploying the drones in the oil producing Niger Delta, where militants were attacking crude pipelines and kidnapping oil workers before the amnesty programme. They never flew.

Last December, Nigeria also unveiled a locally-made drone at an Air Force base in Kaduna, although it has not flown since.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/05/nigerias-multibillion-naira-drones-obsolete-israeli-experts/


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The Aerostar unmanned aerial vehicles (UAVs) acquired by the Nigerian Air Force (NAF) in 2006 have reportedly been grounded due to a lack of maintenance, limiting surveillance operations against Boko Haram militants. Meanwhile the US has deployed a Predator team to Chad to search for kidnapped Nigerian schoolgirls.

The nine Aerostar UAVs were acquired in 2006 and 2007 from Aeronautics Defense Systems (ADS), a company based in the Israeli capital Tel Aviv in a contract which also included the supply of unmanned patrol boats to the Nigerian Navy, bringing the net value of the contract to $260 million.

Israeli newspaper Haaretz quoted ADS marketing officer Tsur Dvir and military and diplomatic sources as saying that the Nigerian UAVs became inoperable five year ago due to poor maintenance.

http://www.defenceweb.co.za/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=34782:nigerian-air-force-uav-fleet-grounded&catid=35:Aerospace&Itemid=107


[size=15pt]FLAWLESS VICTORY .FATALITY youpeee[/size]eeee

APRIDE:
Mind your choice of words buddy and don't think your coded identity cannot be deciphered. You are not immune to the consequences of libel.

Thanks I'll take that under advisement , meanwhile

Libel = a published false statement that is damaging to a person's reputation; a written defamation.
synonyms: defamation, defamation of character, character assassination, calumny, misrepresentation, scandalmongering;

Corruption = dishonest or fraudulent conduct by those in power, typically involving bribery.
"the journalist who wants to expose corruption in high places"
synonyms: dishonesty, unscrupulousness, double-dealing, fraud, fraudulence, misconduct, crime, criminality, wrongdoing;


Stealing “simply means to take something that belongs to someone else illegally or without the owner’s permission”. While “corruption refers to dishonest exploitation of power for personal gain

255 Million naira for 2 BMW
Police Pension Scam
20 billion dollars or is it naira?
billions used in maintaining private jets.
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I guess I should have said he destroyed the country with stealing , not corruption , sorry that's my mistake [/size]

And if there's a SOB whose birth certificate bears the name BadLuck Egbere JoSatan let that person send his lawyers to arrest me

FYI I'm not hiding behind any pseudonym , after all somebody already paid an isreali company $40M to spy on Nigerian internet users , detecting who I am is the easiest task , and for you Mr We will arrest you for saying the truth , You don chop national cake abi ? He come dey block your sense otherwise you for know say your choice of words is a direct threat to my well being and violation of my freedom of speech right

ocelot2006:
Keep laughing. Apparently, you don't have a single clue about what's happening in your country. It's no wonder you failed your job interview.

'heard of the AMEBO 1 & 2 series drones, or the newer GULMA UAVs? Of course you havent. Those are NIGERIAN MADE drones. Now you've learnt something today. Say "thank you, uncle".

http://www.janes.com/article/38528/nigerian-air-force-says-uavs-are-not-operational

The Gulma unmanned aerial vehicle (UAV) that the Nigerian Air Force (NAF) is developing is not operational as yet, NAF spokesman Air Commodore Yusuf Anas said in a 27 May statement.

He explained that the Gulma unveiled in a ceremony attended by President Goodluck Jonathan on 17 December was a prototype, and that full-scale production is still in progress. "The Nigerian Air Force unmanned aerial vehicle Gulma is yet to be deployed for operational uses. Meanwhile, training of the NAF UAV operators is currently ongoing," he said.


2. http://www.suasnews.com/2014/05/29455/nigeria-air-force-gulma-yet-to-be-deployed-for-operations/

Abuja — Nigerian Air Force on Tuesday said its Unmanned Aerial Vehicle (UAV), nick-named “GULMA” was yet to be deployed for operations.

This is contained in a statement signed by Air Force Director of Public Relations and Information, Air Commodore Yusuf Anas, in Abuja.

The statement said that training of the UAV’s operators was currently ongoing.

It noted that what was unveiled by President Goodluck Jonathan, on Dec. 17, 2013 at Air Force Base, Kaduna, was a prototype, adding that its full scale production is in the making.

The statement was reacting to a report which said the opportunity to locate the kidnapped girls was blown because the drone was not used.

The report stated that last December, Nigeria unveiled a locally made drone at an Air Force base in Kaduna, although it had not flown since.

The story alluded to the fact that the Nigerian Air Force unmanned aerial vehicle (UAV) which could have been used by government to locate the girls had not flown.

The statement noted that there was need, therefore, to put the record straight as it concerned the service’s UAV.

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Uncle , where did you collect your certificate ? Toronto ? GO BACK TO SS3[/size]

[size=15pt]Congratulations to BadLuck Egbere JoSatan. You succeeded in ruining the country with corruption hum forgive me , i meant STEALING[/size]

Duncan might GGGor wan punish you ? No be my sweet 16 be that ? Vivian you are in trobul

HrtBrkSteve:
Hanhan, oyaa e don do you pipo ooo. Shey na only me ni?
U too, u will gan pa sinu obooo..hehehehe

Aaamen , you and me bro.

Hahaahahahahahahahahahahaha

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summary Of comments people made

More weapons on jet

More bling bling for his neck

More jet for overseas trip


Una no try at all

onetimepro:
How did this topic get to front page

Wait let me ask Google .

Seriously I've been wondering too , so many foreign news ,science news , military news and this makes FP. Duri and bura been gluing together since Adam and eve AD

claremont:
It's very refreshing to hear of a scientific explanation for a condition that most people in our continent have always believed to have a spiritual cause. I still don't understand how some barely-lettered people would still choose to ignore the explanation on here and rather cling unto their unorthodox way of thinking. It's a shame really.

Chairman for this area wey we dey so? Na spiritual things . Only say oyinbo dey always find scientific explanation for every incident

zicoraads:
Bad shidren

Na baashyld he he he

HrtBrkSteve:
I won't believe until I witness one with my eyes.
GBAM!!!

[size=20pt]No rush bro. Its your turn to gan pa si obo [/size]

Ishilove:
Rotfl!! Hahahahahahahahah! Nna enh, nka dikwa over-risky. The couple will be afraid to do the tin so that they won't 'gomono'. Lol

I know this happens to dogs and goats,but humans?? Hell no. If you happen to dip your jabulani into a "forbidden grove" and you get stuck, know that magun is in action, not joystick captivus or worrefa.

Joystick captivus ko, ekpon liberation ni. Bwahahahahahahaha!!

Your sense of humor make sense die ..odikwa over risky ,

kendrick93:
age don reach to marry and nobody is forthcoming.now she don dey beg to marry.. when dem advice them to marry when dey were younger dem no go gree... very soon she go enter d national association of old cargos if she isn't already

I dey enjoy as you dey para. He don dey clear for their eyes , men self no wan marry jare .

ocelot2006:
What's all this crap talk about live streaming, data links, and all what not? We are talking about the AH-6 Cobra Attack helicopter, NOT the AH-64 Apache or the B -2 Spirit stealth bomber or some space ship. Again, keep in mind that we've been operating the UH-1 helo for decades, a platform on which the AH-6 was built.

Btw, you make it sound as if establishing a data link is something out of this world, when the Nigerian Air Force has been using same for their drones for years now. Don't forget that we've designed and launched our own observation and Communication satellites (delivery vehicles exclusive) in both low earth orbits (LEO) and much farther geosynchronous orbit.

Drone. Nigerian army ? Buh hahaha , he he he

IniwavesCME:
koni da fun e,iwo oloriburuku yi. U dey nuts. How cn u support anoda country and hate on your own, don't u know patriotism is wat makes d US Gr8. Idiot, u r here talking about human rights. Can you count how many ppl d boko haram hav killd,ppl who also had ryts were killd for no significant reason. Those white @$$ monkeys arent half as gr8 as an average nigerian. The most successful people thr r blacks whc means they r from africa or even ng. So shut d fu(k up, if u got ntin good to say. MTCHEEW

My guy , you for siddon for your your music and begging for help forum na instead of cursing your brothers and sisters at home

If you don't agree with my point of view , talk your own , don't come here and be insulting or cursing your generation

sauceny:
So what stops you from relocating over there & denouncing Nigeria ¿

Dem never gimme national cake ni

IniwavesCME:
koni da fun e,iwo oloriburuku yi. U dey nuts. How cn u support anoda country and hate on your own, don't u know patriotism is wat makes d US Gr8. Idiot, u r here talking about human rights. Can you count how many ppl d boko haram hav killd,ppl who also had ryts were killd for no significant reason. Those white @$$ monkeys arent half as gr8 as an average nigerian. The most successful people thr r blacks whc means they r from africa or even ng. So shut d fu(k up, if u got ntin good to say. MTCHEEW

Gaari lo wa ra. Omo eran she dori igba ? Face your music and begging career and try not to disrecpect anyone for their opinion , its enough to say you don't agree with my views rather than cursing your brothers and sisters at home. Mùmú

sauceny:
So what stops you from relocating over there & denouncing Nigeria ¿

Dem never share the national cake reach my side ni

Besides you failed to see the message in my comment ..

All I see is hate and envy , pastor bling going , pastor 50 cent , untop Wetin?

Anyhow sha as a Nigerian the pastor get right to talk him mind ,and even he no state the obvious (clerics being killed and stuffs) he may have implied it all the way

Anyways I'm not defending him , I'm just saying it takes forgiveness and cooperation to solve Boko haram problem giving talks might be an inspiration . Insults and died,beef no dey carry anybody reach anywhere . worst of all the pastor no dey hear am. Ló bá tán

I still won't vote for GEJ

He he he . I bin dey wait make I see person mention APC as suspect. Indirectly them dey talk am but dem no mention directly