₦airaland Forum

arsetalks:
There is nothing he could have done to stop it already planned declaration. Not as easy as that.

However, his contesting despite the unrest, insecurity, economy crisis, an uncontrollable wife on rampage, corruption and what have you is heartless and greedy.

He has done f*ck all to deserve a second coming.

[size=25pt]Just like he already planned to dance azonto the next day chibok girls were kidnapped ?

Bostom Bomb. Obama went there and gave speech

WTC Sept 11. Bush went there commiserated with people who lost family

Subway bomb President addressed the nation

Our dearly beloved is yet to go to Chibok or issued any statement to people who lost kids.

I'm not saying GEJ is not good I'm just saying he's not the best ;[/size]D

Why he con look like Cotonou money nah ?!

It may have been my fault

my guy took his sony phone under water, took videos and pictures while we were swimming, since then i rarely pay attention to my R7's welfare, i know sometimes there's water on the screen and stuff, in short i have been really careless

can someone suggest how i can make i R7's panel work again, please see picture for what i mean, i may not be making myself clear , Screen is working fine, but that panel with the home, return and options just stopped working , HEEELP

No be Nigerian Army and thier oga ?? ? they can lie gaan o.

1supremo:
I have been wondering if anyone knows why you don't get any funny sensation when you tickle yourself under your armpits or on your neck, but if someone else prods you at the same spots, you tend to laugh. What's the explanation for the different effects you get from other people doing it to you? Please, if you know why, let's learn from you, thanks.

Its the connection / network

emmyspark007:
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what's he so scared of

Your parents .. scratch that, your family won't be the ones to live or spend the rest of their lives with her, if you want her, you have to stand by her, a famous love quote says , love is like everything else, you have to fight for it

If that happens

[size=60pt]See gòbe [/size]

pomsky:
......very good response. Just posted this question about a week ago to my17yr old inlaw living with me, asking her how she would manage her allowance if all she got was 8k a month after gaining admission. Just wanted to pick her brain. Infac t, she got stuck mentally. I was amazed cos i know there r those that don't get more than 5k monthly, and go thru school. Though personally, believe 20k should be well adequate for monthly allowance for a student. One shouldn't get 20k monthly, and suffer as a student.
Life is quite interesting, when i look back and remember what my allowance was in 1989 when i entered uni . It was N300. I remember i went to buka the first time and struggled to finish eating N1 porridge. Oh' i thought to myself, " i go chop quench !". 1994, upon graduation and serving in Ibadan, 3 yam tubers cost btw N17 to N20 for all 3. Things have really changed!

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Bros don't turn your in law to Olosho [/size]

[size=50pt]I take it that he doesn't drink[/size]!

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bukatyne:
It did not occur to you that it was a typo?

The keyboards I use have auto correct features

In that case have damn you autocorrect Nigeria

A suicide bomber sent by Boko Haram sect has killed several students at the Government Comprehensive Secondary Science School in Pokistum, Yobe state.

A military officer in Damaturu confirmed to SaharaReporters by telephone, according to him, a bomb exploded during a daily morning assembly with hundreds of students in attendance.




"We are on our way but this is a preliminary report we got from troops on the ground. And I will brief you more, please."

The military source said over 30 bodies of students and teachers lay in the assembly area with many others sustaining injuries.

Other schools in the area have been closed down

bukatyne:
Beautiful story

I am happy the lady was patient enough to wait for Dayo to be saved after God revealed Him to her.

Lola ayanfe Dayo, ku orire

Orirere lori mi o (Orirere)

Latin kekere moti moluwa (Orirere)

Mosi tun dagba ninu imole (Orirere).

Lola, queen of Dayo 's heart

It is so beautiful to marry the soulmate God made for yo!

No spoil song for the owner. Where you see Latin kekere ? No be only Latin na French

Geeblaze4:
A car may malfunction due to the vigorous,continuous jerking of the car,but if the movement of the people doing shoki isn't vigorous enough it may not cause a malfunction...but it depends on the car sha*my opinion*

E be like too much experience na I'm cause your comment he he he

mrofficial:
They will soon abduct the president with the way they are thriving.

Or maybe GEJ will fake his kidnapping and death cos at this rate. Loosing election would be just a pinch to what he'll suffer after that

[size=20pt]Pictures

Or husband's confirmation

Or adonbilivit [/size]

Its all in your head lol

Why on earth would anyone have sex in a car anyways ? Too tight

[size=20pt]Of them all DaGrin is all I see. RIP executive omo ita [/size]

[size=20pt]I like full option [/size]

Jona don enter trouble be that o

Uruguay's Jose Mujica gets $1m offer for his VW Beetle

Uruguay's President Jose Mujica says he has been offered $1m (£630,000) for his vintage Volkswagen Beetle.
Mr Mujica, once dubbed "the poorest president in the world" because of his modest lifestyle, said the offer had come from an Arab sheikh.
Ben Bland reports.



Uruguay's Jose Mujica gets $1m offer for his VW Beetle
Jose Mujica: Uruguay's rebel turned president comes to term's end
Jose Mujica: The world's 'poorest' president



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqhCAORmsaE

I thought commander in thief said Boko Haram is a Nigerian problem and as such requires a Nigerian Solution, someone shot videos of american marines arriving and alighting from their military crafts, only for them at the top to tell them to Go away , Don't blame US, blame the people controlling the commander in thief of armed robbers

Tecno is OK.

broadminded:
Everything that has a beginning surely has an end...Boko Haram started one day and it will disappear one day. I just hope the military planted micro chips into those guys' body just in case they were wrong.

This ain't the movies bruv

Barely 3 weeks after they announced they will be negotiating with boko haram

We "the observers" know that's funds will change hands , people will be released and eventually some people will be given scholarship + visa to countries of the world


When the govt started playing strong head. Boko haram had to remind them how deadly they can be. Hence they organized an erratic yet precise manner of attacking and killing more

All of a sudden suspects are being released


We know what's going on behind the scenes. We just hope the chibok girls will be returned and that the caliphate will be dismantled


My favorite quote from air force one movie

Give a rat a cookie , he's gonna want a glass of milk

Never negotiate with terrorists

It doesn't happen like that. But if it does Nigerians would be psychologically damaged

PDP has racked up a bad reputation so Buhari crossing over would mean he's become more of the monster he's trying to defeat


Most Nigerians think Jonathan failed them changing over does not make him an angel

So there'll be tough decisions to make

Good people of Nigeria

Dedicated members of Nairaland

This here is an opportunity to express ourselves and what we learn on NL the quotes , the comments , the posts all somehow becomes a part of us !

We have to learn to let go of the past. Yes we weren't there when Nigeria was made , we have heard stories , read stories seen movies and stuffs. Depending on the author each story is prejudiced


We have Nigeria ,we are Nigerians and there's nothing we can do about that .

I for one know that international bodies would not sit around and let anyone force Sharia law on a Christian dominated country

We can't keep complaining about the past. Rather we should try to make the past the reason to make future better and it starts with all of us.


Stop the hating . Stop the complaining. I want and hope someone somewhere would start a thread to suggest how to deal with Boko Haram menace .

Doing nothing will not help anyone of us. Blaming anyone won't either. As citizens we have the right to dictate what we want to the few elite running the country.

Now , will you be an active participant in making a new Nigeria or would you rather sit behind your phones or computers and enjoy being the solo e warrior ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WBnDLDLwU8

I am using this opportunity to send this message to the infidels in Nigeria and their rest infidels in the world in Hausa vernacular, the tongue that many understand and if the need arise, I will explain in Fulani and Kanuri, but let us explain to you briefly.

People should know that it is Allah that we are serving, the Prophet of Allah SWT. This is what we put ahead of us; we are praying to die in this path and see heaven and begging Allah to grant us inner most part of heaven and may Allah shield us.



Boko Haram Leader Shekau Speaks On Ceasefire Talks And Abducted Chibok Girls
Boko Haram Leader Shekau Speaks On Ceasefire Talks And Abducted Chibok Girls-HD
You followers of the constitution, have you forgotten your what you said in your constitution when we were preaching in Maiduguri town? In you constitution, you cite section 8 verse 1, 2 to 3 in that your cursed document referred to as the constitution, that it is a law and not reversible. You came out in your radio and newspapers and say we are fighting for Islamic Caliphate, it is that constitution that stops us preaching in Maiduguri, and we move out because of exile Allah tasked us to embark.

Have you also forgotten? And you are now seating down and say you have reached ceasefire with us, with who? That your infidel Danladi Ahmadu, if he is our hands today he will not pass the day because we will slight his throat. When did we even know him? Who is Danladi in this world? Allah is the knower of everything.

Because of this, there is no any ceasefire or dialogue with anyone instead it is a war with beating and killings, and guns that we are hungry for like food with Maggi cubes. We are on course; our focus and determination is to see that only Quran is being use in running the world, with Allah this is what we put ahead of us.

That President Idris Deby of Chad and one Ambassador of Nigeria, with Cameroon that we are doing ceasefire, where did they see us? Your white man from Germany is with us presently, he is crying and if we like we will cut him into pieces, or gun him down. We are not afraid of anyone except Allah; this is our job.

Who have freed girls from Chibok whom we abducted in their school? Those girls that Shekau abducted and took them to place of his choice about six months today. Allah passed infidels; Allah is ahead of America, Allah is ahead of a plane called drone, nonsense, Allah is supreme ahead of everyone.

If parents of Chibok girls will know the condition of their children, they will not be worry; it is either to be with their conversion to Islam or you die with pains. You don’t know that the over 200 Chibok girls have convert to Islam, they have memorized several sections of Quran, they have finished in the midst of John, Luka and others, they have realized that Christians have filled old testament with lies.

Small girl from Chibok insisting that Islam is the true religion, just form six. We have married them off, and they are in the house of their husbands. To hurt people is Shekau, they are saying Shekau is a throne; it is me Shekau whose father is Muhammadu, Shekau the man that hurts infidels, staying in the world will be difficult for you, you are just misbehaving in the world.

Who created you? We have not done any ceasefire with anyone; we did not, we did not do ceasefire with Chad, we did not do same with Cameroon and we did not do same with Niger and Nigeria. We did not do same with Ambassador of Chad, and we did not do any dialogue with Africa. We did not do same with Europe and Asia; we did not do with America and the useless United Nations of nonsense.

We did not, who is dialogue? It is a lie; it is a lie, we will not do it, Allah said no to it. We are working with Quran, and no infidel will threaten us. You lacked what to do; you want to please your leaders, and you are lying, the likes of Solomon Darlung, Abdullahi Wase, the likes of Senator Ndume. The people are tired, whether you like it or not we are working for others to convert Islam.

What is my business with you? Me that left my parents in our house; I left my mother and father. I came out to team up with those that want to promote Islam; you are just deceiving people with ceasefire.

It is with a single knife that I started and today with more than 20 vehicles I ceased from you, and they are saying Shekau is not a person but a special name. I greet you SSS; I greet you that went to study in Israel, I greet you a member of psychology origin; I greet you descendants of biology. I greet you fools that pledge to Nigeria.

You pledge to Nigeria your country, I Shekau pledge to Allah my God. If you don’t know, today you will know, I pledge to Allah to be faithful. This is Shekau, nonsense like you people. This is my brief talk; this one is okay for you, and you should convert to Allah and follow Quran.

You are unlucky to have missed Quran and stopping those doing it; it is a lie anyone that refuse will see.
Thanks.


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