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RomanceAdvise To Women Who Chase Material Things by dacherish(op): 6:32pm On Feb 18, 2016
U add him on Facebook
•He checksur pictures.
•He Drives A Venzerand a Lexus
•He confirms u
•He inbox u
•U reply, all excited, U'll want tohook up
•U seta date
•U dress up dat Legging Wit NO
UNDERWEAR
•U smell good
•U put on a makeup- fresh breath & new
Hair
•Hetakes u for lunch
•He Takes u For Drinks
•U two have a good time
•He rubsur hand •Makes u laugh(all womenluv dat)
•Gives u looks nd smiles
•U fall in-love
•It's like u've known him forever
•He takes u tohis apartment
•He makes u feel comfortable •He lays u on his bed
•He rubsu gently
•Kiss u passionately
•Pulls ur Leggings
•They're too tightbut he manages to
takethem off •U love his aggression, strength,
power & u give in
•It feels good
•U know it'swrong, but it feelsso good
•U askfor condom, he saysit's too late
•U obey & don't disturb •He says heloves u nd u don't
hesitateto say u love him too
•He pulls out, goes to the kitchen to
get aglass of water
•He helps u drink it ...Ohh man u feel
special •"He must be the one! " U think to
urself
•You get dressed
•He takes u tothe taxi park
•He kisses u on the cheek& say"I had
a great time!" •Gives U( # 1000naira )
•U smile & say "See u tomorrow
babe."
•He stays silent
•Your taxi drives away
•In thetaxi you can't stop smiling U get home & inbox him that u got
homesafe
•He's online, but doesn'treply
•It's unlike him, sou inbox him again
•He doesn'trespond
•Minutes later u can't find him on ur friend list
•HE BLOCKED U!!!
•Days, weeks, months passes by
•U startfeeling sick, weak, loos weight,
act strange wit sores in your mouth
•U go to theclinic •Get tested
•Minutes later...
•Nurse walks in..."I'm sorry. You're
HIV Positive & Pregnant!"
•"HOW?" U don't understand
•Reality hits u •U walk home, Scared, Confused
•U go to thetrain railway, u lay
hopeless nd emotionless
•U seethe train coming nearer, u look
into the sky & mumble A prayer
•That's the end of u •Be upright because every woman is odained by God it does nt matter how where hold on.
PoliticsRe: Wike Sacks Ndubuisi Nwankwo For Defecting To APC by dacherish(m): 6:09pm On Feb 18, 2016
Sack them all this one will serve a warnning to others, Dakuku your father will disown you if dont return like a prodical son misheeew.
CelebritiesRe: Toyin Aimakhu Cries Over Ereme, Tries To Help Police Track Suicidal Comedian by dacherish(m): 6:01pm On Feb 18, 2016
from suicide to ritual omo wat else canibalism, buhari it will not be well with you.
FamilyRe: 24 Year Old Jessica Edionwele Missing by dacherish(m): 10:39pm On Oct 10, 2015
let her people go to Tb Joshua for usefull informatione infant he will show u people her video tape
SportsRe: Enyeama Pictured With NFF Leaders After A Closed Door Meeting In Belgium (photo) by dacherish(m): 10:23pm On Oct 10, 2015
If u feel Enyeama should come back click Like. If you dont want is return click Share.
SportsRe: PHOTO: Super Eagles At Breakfast This Morning by dacherish(m): 11:26pm On Oct 08, 2015
resign mean say he no go chop againe
SportsRe: Why I Removed Enyeama As Eagles Captain — Oliseh by dacherish(m): 12:24pm On Oct 08, 2015
[quote author=jcmaiah post=38773423]Oliseh is stupidd! A man that buried his mum on weekend and tried making it to camp on Monday and you are misbehaving? So you expected him to leave the burial and rush to camp because you are playing heavenly cup? When you were captain were u not about retiring? I don't blame you, ask Siasia what arrogance cost him in that team. They are adults not babies. As a matter of fact enyeama deserves more respect than you gave him. He has played for 13years as an Eagle, with 101caps so far. I smell jealousy.[my friend count jealousy out of this even your president is Jealous, oliseh want change eyemah want foward
SportsRe: Free Single Bet Of The Day by dacherish(m): 3:03pm On Oct 04, 2015
Arsenal vs machester united today 4 october 2015 both team to score.
PhonesRe: The Best Smartphone That Costs Less Than 25K by dacherish(m): 4:45pm On Sep 27, 2015
buy nokia torch light 4 4500 and buy tecno p5+ for 15000
SportsNewcastle Vs Chelsea Preview on 26 September 2015. by dacherish(op): 4:50pm On Sep 26, 2015
in the next thirty five minutes the blues the raining England champions will take on their counterpart Newcastle. and Newcastle has a host of absentees for
the reception of the Premier League
champions, but they are boosted by
the return of Aleksandar Mitrovic
following suspension. Steve McClaren will have Daryl Janmaat
available be hoping Jack Colback and Daryl
Janmaat can recover from their
respective problems in time, with the
pressure heating up around
Newcastle's new manager. Why the Blues Diego Costa will begin the first of his
three-match suspension here away to
Newcastle, which means Jose
Mourinho will either turn to Loic Remy
or Falcao. Thibaut Courtois remains a long-term
injury absentee, while Brazilian duo
Wilian and Kenedy have both
recovered from respective knocks. Captain John Terry could be recalled to
the starting XI after being dropped for
the game against Arsenal last time out. But no matter all hit, drible, etc the Blues wil go with their three point i guess.

CareerLife Of No Limit: She Lost Her Legs In A Traffic, Later Become Champion Swimmer by dacherish(op): 11:05am On Sep 25, 2015
A young Chinese girl's journey to
create a future for herself, despite
losing both legs in a tragic accident,
has become the story that inspired
thousands of disable people in
China.Qian Hongyan, from Yunnan, south west China, made the headlines
in 2005 when she was photographed
'walking' with the help of a
basketball.Today, that same young
woman is a champion swimmer with
Paralympic dreams. In 2009, the determined girl became a national
champion in the Chinese National
Paralympics Swimming Competition. Last September, she won another gold medal in the 100m breaststroke final in the Yunnan Provincial Paralympic Games. A four-year-old Qian Hongyan had
both of her legs amputated after
getting into an accident in 2000 where
she nearly lost her life. Her family were extremely
impoverished. They farmed and
produced silk for a meager living. Accord to People's Daily Online, with little resources available, her
grandfather resorted to cutting up an
old basketball to replace of her lower
body. The little girl learnt to 'walk' on her
hands by supporting her entire upper
body using wooden pads with
handles. The basketball helped her to balance
and provided a platform to rest on
when she got tired.

Nairaland GeneralSaga: Abadoned Nigeria Students Cried For The Help Of Buhari To Save Them by dacherish(op): 6:34am On Sep 25, 2015
[color=#006600][/color][i][/i]Nigerian students under the
Bilateral Education Agreement
(BAE) scholarship scheme in Russia,
have slammed Nigeria’s federal
government for abandoning them
in the European country. The Punch gathered that Nigeria has
this scholarship agreement for
undergraduate and postgraduate
studies with Russia, Cuba, Morocco,
Algeria, Romania, Ukraine, Turkey,
Egypt, Japan, Serbia, Macedonia, China and Mexico, under which scheme, the
Nigerian government takes care of the
students’s upkeep, while the country
where the scholarship award is
tenable, provides the tuition. According to Samuel Adewale, a Don
State Technical University, Rostov on
Don, Russia, the federal government
seems to have abandoned him and
371 other students on the BEA
scholarship, as they have been left to face untold hardship. Some of the Nigerian students in
serious crisis in Russian universities READ ALSO: Nikolai’s Top 5: Bad Habits Naija Campus Babes Need To
Stop The special report by The Punch
revealed further that the students,
who went through series of tests vis-
a-vis other rigorous processes to
emerge beneficiaries of the
programme, are not sure if the federal government cares about their welfare
or their plights in Russia. Adewale narrates his story thus: “This
unpaid stipend has affected my
studies and that of many of my
colleagues badly. During the holidays,
many of us would sleep late at night
(sometimes not until 4am or 5am) just to make sure we skip breakfast and
lunch. “For me particularly, when I wake up
at about 3pm, I will brush my teeth
and drink water. Then, I wait till 7 or
8pm before I start hustling for what to
eat. Normally, I do not eat breakfast
before going to school. I do that after all my lectures and I make sure I eat
two times at night because I know
that I am not going to take anything
for breakfast. But eating twice is not
even possible anymore because there
is no money to buy foodstuff. “Nowadays we go to bed and to
classes on empty stomachs. Besides,
many of us have not been able to pay
our hostel fees. Soon, we will have to
renew our visas and health insurance
schemes. These problems affect us greatly. “Often, when I get to class, instead of
concentrating on lectures, I would be
thinking of how to deal with these
problems.” Tosin, a first-year student of the Tver
State Technical University, Russia, who
reportedly sent a picture of himself
and his colleague eating Manka
(Russian semovita) without soup,
lamented the life they face in the former Soviet Union Republic, stating
that it was better imagined than told. “This picture literally explains most of
the things I could not write in my mail.
This is how bad it is now. We are
currently facing hard times and
unfortunately, people in Nigeria do
not seem to take us seriously because they feel that even without money –
we are enjoying here,” the youngster
revealed. Another student, Otokhagua Imhoisili,
who is studying Software Engineering
at the St. Petersburg State
Electrotechnical University, offered that
the Nigerian government have not
paid them any allowance in the last nine months. The 22-year-old also explained that
their monthly feeding allowance of
$500 as well as $450 annual medical
and clothing allowances, were yet to
be paid and that they were being
owed $4,000 each by the Nigerian government. Imhoisili said: “From January till date,
none of these allowances have been
paid by the government, despite
repeated appeals and representations
to the Nigerian Embassy in Moscow
and the Federal Ministry of Education in Abuja. St. Petersburg happens to be
the second largest city in Russia. “The standard of living is very high. As
a result, studying has become difficult
lately. The recent crisis that hit Russia
also contributes to this, especially as
prices of goods in the country have
skyrocketed.”
PoliticsRe: FG In Talks With Boko Haram- Presidency by dacherish(m): 6:08am On Sep 25, 2015
Yeye dey smell. In English translation nigeria is Do what you want, and you will go free as long as politicians are benefiting from thesame strugle. Kill and destroy like nuclear bomb, even if your aim is to be the president your wish is granted... God have mercy
Nairaland GeneralFunny , Advice, And Evreryday Experiences Lets Dig It Out by dacherish(op):
When a nigeria young guy impregnant a girl that is when he knows he has an ambition.. ( Why didn't anybody noticed the
miracle of Jesus talking to 5000
people without microphone? Its
only the food sector we noticed... ( Life is too short to wake up with
regrets. So love the people who
treat you right and forget about the
ones who don't.. (If you've never had to convert paint
buckets to fetching
water in the house, you don't know
the struggle. Lets Roll them on, You can add yours either Joke, advice or life experience.
Jokes EtcRe: Photos: Rams In Fighting Contest In Lagos by dacherish(m): 8:31pm On Sep 24, 2015
muslims Rams, Christaine chickens. no wounder they slaughter christians like what buhari did to today presidential Ram.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Observing Eid Prayer In Daura (Photos) by dacherish(m): 4:38pm On Sep 24, 2015
The pieces of dis ram wil be eating presidentialy, why some sai baba zombies will use the born as presidential Born weapon.
PoliticsRe: Olu Falae Regains Freedom by dacherish(m): 7:53pm On Sep 23, 2015
lucky man if north not coduscive come to south
RomanceRe: Man Needs Advice After Falling In Love With A Prostitute (Snapshot) by dacherish(m): 6:48pm On Sep 23, 2015
Chairman love is what make christ to die for you and I, but he never did it for any bergaine but you after all the said and do, you tested her flesh you ended up falling inlove well both of you need christlike love. If not am afraid you will be worst than her. Give christ a chance in your life before it is too late.
PoliticsRe: Goodluck & Patience Jonathan Visit The Awolowos (Photos) by dacherish(m): 2:30pm On Sep 23, 2015
Jonathan in the third. Pic 90% humble feeling shey na so die dey. Patience hmm adbine am still the first lady i would teach some professional english. Shy he ye this grand mama weh die wen she be rule I was dey primary suffer shy buhari there is God oh
CrimeRe: Police Raids Brothel In Calabar, Arrests 54 Prostitutes by dacherish(m):
Phone rings pom. Pom: Madam picks hello is this chief ubong udo wife please chief is in our custody for prostitution saga and ee no get cellshow so we go put am for sell. Madam answer even here him no get kitchen show. Phone rings pom. Pom: Madam picks hello is this chief ubong udo wife please chief is in our custody for prostitution saga and ee no get cellshow so we go put am for sell. Madam answer even here him no get kitchen show. Phone rings pom. Pom: Madam picks hello is this chief ubong udo wife please chief is in our custody for prostitution saga and ee no get cellshow so we go put am for sell. Madam answer even here him no get kitchen show.
CelebritiesRe: Young Artiste Shot Four Times By Army Officer In Lagos (photo) by dacherish(m): 12:40pm On Sep 23, 2015
Charp sniper let's send him to sabisa forest strait his type should be James Bond to boko boys not innocent civilians.
RomanceRe: Woman Dies After Sleeping With Chinese Workers In Akwa Ibom - Thekillerpunch.com by dacherish(m): 12:31pm On Sep 23, 2015
Nigeria please let's wise up for justice fucking construction to death construction then here we her paying construction, innocent woman if that man is well to do will is wife be Bleep to death. Lord I pray let known of my generation be a victim
PoliticsRe: List Of Jonathan's Cabinet Members And Their Latest International Appointments by dacherish(m): 11:03am On Sep 23, 2015
Buhari pick. Is ringing phone. Hello is this EFCC probe kai you no won brolb hala them they go upper upper, whela, jonah. EFCC reply: Baba them belong no body but them belong every body.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Shocks Longtime Friend, Rejects His Trailer Of Rams As Sallah Gift by dacherish(m): 10:43am On Sep 23, 2015
Wen. The.going is good you see many friends buhari. When the going is bad you see few friend Jonanthan.
RomanceRe: When You Go Through Your Girl's Phone And Can't Look At Her The Same Way Again by dacherish(m): 5:44pm On Apr 22, 2015
This face can chase a rat away in a room
RomanceRe: When You Go Through Your Girl's Phone And Can't Look At Her The Same Way Again by dacherish(m): 5:44pm On Apr 22, 2015
This face can shase a rat away in a room
PoliticsElectione Fever by dacherish(op): 7:52am On Mar 26, 2015
As the nigeria presidential electione kick off two days from now in rivers state an APC Ward leader just slum do to the high rate of decamping APC members to PDP.
BusinessRe: Jonathan Launches Development Bank Of Nigeria by dacherish(m): 7:31am On Mar 26, 2015
How i wish electione is two years interval
Christianity EtcRe: NairaLand Daily Christian Messages by dacherish(m): 6:48am On Oct 20, 2014
Yes. Heaven and Earth is Real
EducationRag Day Fun Vs Silly Experience Back Days In School by dacherish(op): 2:44pm On Jul 26, 2013
We all see Rag day on a different perspecive as for me before the day i and my close friends planed how our dress code will look like. I concluded i will dress like a diver;,,..... On that faithfull morning when we contact each other on the faithfull day among six of us three skip our plan including me as for me i did my Rag stuff at my clerical Job at a Cyber Cafe.. Air your Experience
CelebritiesRe: D'banj Is The New Ambassador For Bank Of Industry by dacherish(m): 3:40pm On May 15, 2013
killlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll ur self

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