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Miramonica:
I think he meant cigarette smoking

I hate that habit eh, instead smoke Natural Igbo wey God give em children to take dey reason well.

But don't try AZ, Colos or loud.

Just be natural!

Nope. He singled out alcohol. Certain drugs are good for certain people and bad for others. Just as you love weed, some people hate it. Some people can't do without a cold one to wind down after a tough day. Same with cigarettes, for some people life is meaningless without them!

osazsky:
I said u can have sex with them but don't ever get married to a non virgin.i have my reasons

Unbelievable! It's amazing he can't even see it.
OK, let's assume people can disvirgin themselves.
Sooo, how come YOUR OWN rule of killing non-virgins doesnt apply to you. Secondly before you have sex with them do you first make sure they're no longer virgins so you don't mistakenly disvirgin someone and make them eligible for death penalty? How do you conduct the test or how exactly does it work?

osazsky:
how can I have sex with one girl...all they need is indomie and egg...it's not our fault they are non virgins..but when it comes to marriage never marry a non virgin or borehole
Rule 1 never marry a non virgin

Rule 2.. never break rule 1

So you don't see a HUGE HYPOCRISY hiding there somewhere?
You make rules that other people don't dare try sex before mariage. But the rule doesn't apply to you. Your job is to manipulate and deceive as many girls as you can into sex. After which you want to kill them because they're non-virgins, borehole, high body count, etc.
Are you not even a little bit ashamed at your hypocrisy?

osazsky:
I have non virginphobia..I vomit when in contact with non virgins..where there are non virgins I could kill all of them with my KALA..
Rule 1 ..never marry a non virgin if u must do it just give her parents 1 naira as bride price moreover it's a damaged goods
Rule 2..don't break rule 2

Rule 3. Have sex with only one girl (the one you marry) your entire life

Rule 4. To make rule 3 very clear - Never have s3x with any girl until you marry her, after that ONLY have s3x with ONLY her forever

Kobicove:
Most of these Gen-Z generation kids are so foolish!

Well, Z is the last alphabet, meaning they are the real end-time generation

Pacesetter123:
Including you?
Orrr,ur candidate don kpafuruka be dat nah.

I'm a serious A-list celebrity. Never mind that we're on Nairaland

Nnamdipapa:
None of those men. You should have done those in your 20ies.

What do you mean? Even old people smoke weed. See it below

That number 12, how about Colorado and Arizona?

dominique:
Trump will thump the always confused, incoherent Skamala.

But she is BLACK and a WOMAN!
Exactly like us!!!
I supported Kamala because she's black and a woman and her only niece is married to a Nigerian!
But t it's not only me. Here's a partial list, and she still lost! Go figure!
Michelle Obama
Barack Obama
Bill Clinton
Hillary Clinton
Biden
Jill Biden
Oprah
Cardi B
Robert Deniro
Taylor Swift
Spike Lee
Barbra Streisand
Arnold Schwarzenegger
George Clooney
Martha Stewart
Jon Stewart
Billie Eilish
Tom Hanks
Jimmy Kimmel
Bruce Springsteen
Sally Field
Jimmy Carter
Dick Cheney
and daughter Liz Cheney
The Kennedy Clan
(except Robert Kennedy)
Marc Anthony
Ricky Martin
Jennifer Lopez
Ariana Grande
Jennifer Aniston
LeBron James
Harrison Ford
Lady Gaga
Oprah
Katy Perry
Alec Baldwin
Dick Van Dyke
Christina Aguilera
Fat Joe
Malaye
Oseni
Tinubu
Buhari
Shettima
US govt bureaucracy
US department of Justice

Happens with both men and women.
Men walk away more though, but they leave the kids and everything and just walk.


13 Signs a man is unhappy in his marriage:
• Negative Impact on Sex-life.
• Not Spending Time with You.
• Not Talking about Future with You.
• Changed Body Language.
• Losing Temper around You.
• Not sharing about his day with you anymore.
• Spending Time with Objects/Equipments/Social Media.
• He Feels he is not Enough for You.
• He often makes fun about the marriage
• He may have stopped taking care of himself 
• Content shared on social media: If you are noticing that you've stopped being visible on his social media posts or stories as you used to be.
• A man might not say it out loud but you often notice him lost in thoughts or comparing his life to a single’s life constantly.

The old TB Joshua juju

fuckJones:
on Reno manhood I stand, no shaking

Me too!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bc6COWi65hU?si=IJvR-N0jfTx_2P-K

Firstloved:
Bidens institutions are being dismantled in real time!

That's normal nau. That's American system

Pacesetter123:
Chai,nawa..oooohhh!

Including me and she still lost!

ChizzyBuna:
In Nigeria hardwork doesn't pay at all

Hard work ALWAYS pays even if you're doing it for little. There's a psychology to work that people miss. As long as it's not a job that kills your soul or where you're insulted. Like going to the gym, hard work is not about money

DrAda:
Your train of thought is all over the place. It's unclear to me what you mean.

Taaah! Yoruba man pretending to be Igbo woman. Train of thought my ass

EmperorCaesar:
Person dey bear "ADA" and you still dey call am Yoruba?

Plus, ADA na Woman name for Igboland. So Your assumptions just dey wrong

😅 You wicked. See how you just dey backhand the DrAda guy.

You right though, it is impossible for Yoruba man to register as Igbo woman on Nairaland

Pacesetter123:
Omo! So almost all the American celebrities nah Kamala supporters?
Chai...

ALL... except Elon Musk
And Joe Rogan, plus Mike Tyson below

I can sense he is gay. Pink clothes, pink cake...

eepeepook:
As na preek and toto matter, this will likely make front page. Make I perch here.

It WILL make front page entirely because of ME. I'm the only one spicing up the discussion by posting the counterpoint.
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But there is nothing people won't debate o. It is sooo obvious that nature is rigged against women. Infact it's almost as if women were intentionally designed to be slaves to men.
(I was just thinking, a man can rape or satisfy himself with a woman whether the woman wants to or not. A woman can't do so with a man - if the man is not aroused no fucking would be going on!)

WantsandMore:
ignorance. Why didn't the female ask for protection with almost 90% probabilities of win to lose ratio and prevent her headache?

I just don't know how this is debatable. Na wa for you people o. Is protection part of Nature's plan? Is it not man-made? How come it's not fixed so man has to also ask for protection? Do you even know what it is like to map out a portion of EVERY month for bleeding and all the headache that go with it? Do you think PMS and cramps are jokes? Do you know the terrible pains and mood swings some women have to go through EVERY single month? Nature for some reason absolved you of all these plus gave you a physically stronger body!
Instead of continually thanking your stars, you're here shamelessly saying it's rigged against you!

helinues:
If there are no unnecessary how far, how short messages, walahi you will save a lot of money. Most people that we have as friends , relatives need more than what we can get from them. It requires brain.

Some people are just reckless with their financial aspect of life. You can't be having money, spending it anyhow and be thinking I will rescue you when you are broke. Do they even remember you when they have the money?

As long as one can take care of one's personal financial aspect of life, you don't really need others

Exactly. They assume just because you're in position they're entitled to your time and money. That's what really pisses me off - that sense of ENTITLEMENT that I can feel from them. Well, it is MY time and MY money! MINE! And I'm under no obligation to you about it in any way whatsoever!

Being careful who I give money
That some people are jealous of my wealth
That some people see people in position as atm
That I should always downplay how rich I really am

codedgalaxy:
are you fvcking for real?
Can't you see she's out there casting her net to see what she catches.
And I bet you sure enough she gonna get all the aid she needs. Either from ex lovers, family members, the government or even total strangers.
Take a moment a think, do you think if the tables were turned a man would be there making videos about his predicament?, No.
he won't he would get his azz to work .

@bolded, that's the point, the tables CANNOT be turned! A man doesn't have to worry about all that. He can enjoy sex and walk away without consequences - that's nature's gift to him. It's up to him to CHOOSE to be obligated to the child that the sex produced. A woman typically has no such choice. She's too bonded to the baby through 9 months of pregnancy and painful childbirth to just abandon it.

codedgalaxy:
what do have to say about thw lady who goes out with 5k and returns with 400k

This is so stupid it's almost not worth a reply. First of all how many ladies do that (knowing that society would easily brand them as loose/ashawo). Secondly, how about unattractive women? No matter how hardworking and successful she gets, she may not have a man. (ALL a man has to do is make money/be somewhat successful. THAT'S IT!!)
Then there is the gossip and possible pregnancy that goes with that 400K (400K for where anyway, even if you are Mona Lisa).
Then there are old ladies no one looks at - the matter of getting "old" and biological clock.
A man does not have to worry about any of these - just money (which is not even part of nature)!

So, yes, nature is rigged against women

Sonnobax15:

The earth has been so hard and inhumane to the male gender right from the day of creation while the female gender has always been at the receiving end and the beneficiary ......

Creation was indeed rigged in favor of the female gender

This is NOT true at all. NATURE is TOTALLY rigged against human females. Totally! All a man has to do is make money. THAT’S IT!

DrAda:
Not quite sure how to put it to make you understand. I guess it starts by imagining yourself to be a woman in this era and then been thought of as acting as a man

I guess that could be considered for someone who is female. But YOU ARE a man! See the difference?
That you are a YORUBA man adds another dimension to it, but none of it amounts to any type of achievement or something to feel superior over women about!

geoworldedu:
So now you are Bill Gate right? Oga shift go one side mey I see road joor. Just say you no get dough and meuve instead of talking too much stories. When the needy were protesting on the streets few months back, where were you to supply their needs? You dey sleep like TPAIN ba? Kontinu

No, I'm not anywhere near Bill Gates but the situations are similar. Bill Gates is even better because he has no constituency (among whom are some greedy jealous people) feeling entitled to his personal wealth because they have it in their heads it's government money!

Melagros:
You guys can complete the list for any name that I've omitted
Cheers

I corrected Winfrey and Beyoncé

You can add the rest to your list

Melagros:
COMRADES, Trump has already been elected as the president of the United States of America by the majority of Americans, therefore, there's nothing anybody else can do about it. Trump alone defeated:
The corrupt & biased/Democrats American judges
Obama's dynasty
Clinton
Hillary
Biden
Kamala
Islamic nations
Arnold
Winfrey
Beyonce
Cardi B
Malaye
Oseni
Tinubu, Buhari and Shettima's prayers
Etc etc

You Forgot
Robert Deniro
Taylor Swift
Spike Lee
Barbra Streisand
George Clooney
Martha Stewart
Billie Eilish
Tom Hanks
Jimmy Kimmel
Bruce Springsteen
Sally Field
Jimmy Carter
Marc Anthony
Ricky Martin
Jennifer Lopez
Ariana Grande
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Jennifer Aniston
LeBron James
Harrison Ford
Lady Gaga
Oprah
Katy Perry
Dick Van Dyke
Christina Aguilera
Fat Joe

codedgalaxy:
come on mehn'! That's just equivalent to to occupational hazard which easily be avoided.

Easily avoided how? How would you advise this young lady below to avoid it LIKE A MAN and still enjoy sex??
Creation was CLEARLY rigged in favor of men