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Phones › Re: Which Mobile Data Network Is Fastest And Reliable? by DaddyMorenike: 5:58pm On Aug 23, 2019
Econet!!!!
Crime › Re: Female Flying Witch Crash-landed On A Roof Top In Gboko, Benue State (Photo) by DaddyMorenike: 5:14pm On Aug 23, 2019
What's the title of the movie?
Politics › Re: Lady Exposes Man Who Slept Wit Her & 24 Other Ladies In A Month,wishes Him HIV(P by DaddyMorenike: 9:43pm On Aug 21, 2019
No hatel it's obvious the Bros is sharing something.
Crime › Re: Man Beats Wife To Coma Over Money In Abuja (Photos) by DaddyMorenike: 4:22pm On Aug 21, 2019
Wetin Akpan no go see for baby factory.
Family › Re: American Mum Pays Her Kids Salary For Doing House Chores (Photos) by DaddyMorenike: 5:23pm On Aug 20, 2019
Shaketa I would Loveth to sucketh your nippleth.
Business › Re: Ugandan Bank Insists That A Sick Man On Oxygen Comes Before Getting His Money by DaddyMorenike: 3:43pm On Aug 20, 2019
See as bank be like Bet9ja shop.
Food › Re: Kenyan Chef Wins Guinness World Record For Longest Cooking Time by DaddyMorenike: 5:59pm On Aug 19, 2019
SenorFax:
Wow..... This is impressive

I've always wanted to be a cook though,

Who can recommend any culinary school that can be found in Ekiti. I will really appreciate it.
iya tawa buka, Iloro, ekiti
Celebrities › Re: Toyin Abraham's Bare Baby Bump Shared By Kolawole Ajeyemi by DaddyMorenike: 6:56pm On Aug 15, 2019
Help, my anuuuus smells like Strawberry.
Sports › Re: Stephanie Frappart: Referee Gets Massive Praise For Her Performance by DaddyMorenike: 6:17pm On Aug 15, 2019
Chithauri:
Suck your sister right nipple. foolish thing
drink water! �
Sports › Re: Stephanie Frappart: Referee Gets Massive Praise For Her Performance by DaddyMorenike: 4:10pm On Aug 15, 2019
I just wanna suck her left Nipple
Crime › Re: Man Caught Buying Goods With Fake Money In Delta State (Photos) by DaddyMorenike: 4:09pm On Aug 15, 2019
Na for Bet9ja shops fake money sweet to spend on 5 over 2.5
Health › Re: Breast Feeding Mothers Can Also Enjoy Sex – Experts Reveals by DaddyMorenike: 9:41am On Aug 10, 2019
See as the pikin concentrate.
Romance › Re: I Have A Strong Urge For Sex For My Cousin by DaddyMorenike: 5:41am On Aug 10, 2019
My brother, please don't comit sin! Kindly Cut off your peniiis.
TV/Movies › Re: Bbnaija: Tacha’s Burnt Knuckles And Knees Sets Internet On Fire by DaddyMorenike: 5:44pm On Aug 09, 2019
dipseacon:
I see all girls that bleach as very dirty with smelly kpekus
A girl that bleached can't be faithful to you as she isn't even faithful to her own skin by changing it to one of lower quality.

Have you noticed Tacha's skin doesn't glow? Like the regular skin of a human being. Why? Cos she bleached and it's even all these Funbact-A bleaching. Tueh!
what a wicked world.
Celebrities › Re: Beverly Osu Looking Super Radiant In Chic Photos by DaddyMorenike: 3:32pm On Aug 09, 2019
Be be as we fondly call her 7years ago.
Person no go Bliv say she suck my deeeeeek for school.
Education › Re: Yakubu Nura Wins "World Championship In Physics" by DaddyMorenike: 3:30pm On Aug 09, 2019
donprinyo:
I for say nah
na the hausa man be this?
Travel › Re: Benue Flood: Flood Hits Makurdi Again, Renders Many Homeless (Photos) by DaddyMorenike: 12:37pm On Aug 08, 2019
Lord God.
You know the benz I been dey pray for? No b this one for the picture oh!!!!!!!!!!
Health › Re: Lady Runs Mad At Uselu Market, Benin After Being Dropped By A Benz by DaddyMorenike: 11:09am On Aug 08, 2019
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



This brings back lots of nostalgia.

On July 12th, 1993... I and two friends were by one shop at Asata Chemist in Enugu waiting out the rain when one metallic blue Mercedes Benz 500Sel drove past splashing water on us.

Out of anger, we hurled the vilest of abuses at the driver then all of a sudden the car stopped.
We felt he must have heard a few of our profanities and wanted to challenge us. So we were expecting the worst.

And we really saw it.

The car's front door opened and a pretty damsel stepped out... instantly, the rain had drenched her blouse making her cantilered cone brezz all visible and it's nippies grow turgid from the cold.
All she could do was laugh and mutter some incomprehensible words.

Almost immediately, the car sped off leaving us with this lady who was entertaining the very fibres of our male membrane and sending libido down our spines.

We left the shed we were under and walked up to her, more because we wanted an upclose appraisal of her anatomy than because we wanted to be of assistance to her.

She kept repeating the words..."my name is Ekwutosi Virginia Otu" till it became obvious to us that the woman who was the cause of our bulged zip was mad.

We watched in unalloyed excitement as she shed her body of her damp clothing.
She had been used for money rituals.

Sometime last two years while in Enugu driving through the streets of Nanka in search of an easy lay, I saw Ekwutosi Virginia Otu.
I recognized that dirty wrinkled face with brown teeth right away.
She was slimmer but her hip was fuller than I remembered it.
I learnt she's had 6 children.
She was still mad.
She still had that smile on her face.

I had one on mine too.
When I realized that I was there when she became mad.
Whether I still got a lay, is a story for another day.
honestly you crack me up!!! Fiction or not!!!!!
Phones › Re: WhatsApp Banned My Number, Help by DaddyMorenike: 11:03am On Aug 08, 2019
Maybe you're a scammer, ritualist or kidnapper.
TV/Movies › Re: DJs Who Have Performed At Big Brother Naija Saturday Party by DaddyMorenike: 12:38pm On Jul 30, 2019
Kaywize has been the best!
Exclusive is the worst so far.
Politics › Re: Okorocha: Fashola Now Has Gray Hair, 3 Ministries Are Too Large For Him by DaddyMorenike: 4:20pm On Jul 29, 2019
Fashola head funny sha.
Celebrities › Re: Yemi Alade Bares Cleavage In Sultry Outfit by DaddyMorenike: 4:32pm On Jul 27, 2019
sapeleboi:
he goat
Borbrisky Goat.
Forum Games › Re: Give A Quote From Your Favorite Movie Without Giving Out The Title by DaddyMorenike: 2:02pm On Jul 27, 2019
Breeze af blow the yansh of fowl and we af see it. Jenifaz dairy
Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by DaddyMorenike: 2:00pm On Jul 27, 2019
Me
Entertainment › Re: Biggest Anaconda Found Inside River Photo by DaddyMorenike: 1:46pm On Jul 27, 2019
I won't stop masturbating till it hits Frontpage.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by DaddyMorenike: 1:36pm On Jul 27, 2019
losprince:
oh! just give me something for the pain and let me die... cry cry
cold sniper
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by DaddyMorenike: 1:35pm On Jul 27, 2019
Blue film

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