Nairaland General › Re: Two EBSU Students Involved In A Ghastly Accident (Graphic Photos) by DaddyMorenike: 10:57am On Mar 06, 2019 |
freemanbubble: Wish them quick recovery
That is one stupid thing about life
You enter plane: he fit crash, dissapear or enter big occean You use motor: you get car crash You dey your house: your building fit collapse You waka with leg: trailer fit run enter you or police mistakenly shoot you You enter ship or boat: na capsize You enter drain: the drain go derail
Okay all these students dey return back from lecture now na im wahalar bust
That is why i always live my life in the fast lane Got police chasing me, smoking weed banging the ladies and boozing Abeg osazee give me that weed make i tie one wrap oga but wetin be drain? |
Crime › Re: Federal University, Otuoke Graduate Commits Suicide Ahead Of Her NYSC by DaddyMorenike: 3:12pm On Feb 28, 2019 |
Shibaraba: There is no reason for suicide. I keep telling people. No matter what life goes on.
No be me sabi pass o but I still bless God for alcohol I love him for that ultimate gift Once I had stupid thoughts
With friends and enough beer, depression japa Even if beer no dey use Jedi If Jedi no dey use sachet Chelsea Just high small You Go dey alright
Rip Lady. May God have mercy on your soul i no be drunkard like this guy, but i totally understand his point.... |
Celebrities › Re: Majid Michel Undergoes Throat Surgery by DaddyMorenike: 11:33am On Feb 27, 2019 |
So much pusssssay sucking in movies that year... He don swallow enough CHLOROFISTA. |
Travel › Re: Which Country Can I Relocate To With 6million by DaddyMorenike: 11:00am On Feb 27, 2019 |
cape verde.. peaceful, nice weather. |
Health › Re: Ekiti Slay Queens Turn Flooded Area Into Swimming Pool During Rainfall. Photos by DaddyMorenike: 8:38am On Feb 27, 2019 |
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Education › Re: What Can I Do With Industrial Mathematics Degree In Nigeria by DaddyMorenike: 2:22pm On Feb 26, 2019 |
any engineering company. |
TV/Movies › Re: Name A Movie You Can Never Get Tired Of Watching by DaddyMorenike: 8:36am On Feb 26, 2019 |
Nickijoy: Coco.. lol. Animation. Cool tho! |
Politics › Re: 2019 Presidential Election Results Announcement By Mahmood Yakubu, INEC Chairman by DaddyMorenike: 6:24pm On Feb 25, 2019 |
sanmtiago: or you meant Angola but sorry to chagrin your hopes,buhari will win better arrange a bowl to wail a deluge of tears and pack your things to Pakistan  shey Pakistan get light and ashie? |
Politics › Re: 2019 Presidential Election Results Announcement By Mahmood Yakubu, INEC Chairman by DaddyMorenike: 1:29pm On Feb 25, 2019 |
MistaCode: We are winning this.... Atiku Aguero Adewale Arinze Abubaker is your next President, if u can't accept that, Pack your bags and leave this Country... Chad, Cameroun, Benin republic etc ain't far from Nigeria, I advice u start your journey now....!! you forgot to add Angela.  |
Health › Re: How Much Does Cataracts Surgery Cost In Nigeria? by DaddyMorenike: 12:46pm On Feb 20, 2019 |
mr rabiu does it for free.... best quack doctor ever. |
Romance › Re: Lady Was Disappointed By A Cute Guy She Met At A Bank Who Had Mouth Odour by DaddyMorenike: 2:39pm On Feb 12, 2019 |
ode girl.... |
Education › Re: Curvy Teacher Sets The Internet Ablaze With Her Hot Curves(Photos) by DaddyMorenike: 12:29pm On Feb 06, 2019 |
God know say I for no write waec 3times of to say Na she be my maths teacher. |
Celebrities › Re: Burna Boy Becomes Star Lager Beer New Ambassador by DaddyMorenike: 2:09pm On Jan 28, 2019 |
all these artist na scam. shey burna boy don burn b4  ? in romeos mj voice. |
Family › Re: Share Your Experience After Marrying Without Your Mother's Or Father's Consent by DaddyMorenike: 4:46pm On Jan 12, 2019 |
Ladies how much una dey buy pants? |
Sports › Re: "I Don't Like VAR" - Maurizio Sarri by DaddyMorenike: 8:23pm On Jan 09, 2019 |
IkennaDavid1: Do u know what is called perspective of long objects at all?.. Its a simple term in arts in which as the distance goes, objects becomes smaller..
I am reffering to the line u mentioned earlier. If the concept is too difficult for u to comprehend I am sure studying the line pattens of the pitch turf will help u.
Thanks Ode. Up Chelsea. |
Sports › Re: "I Don't Like VAR" - Maurizio Sarri by DaddyMorenike: 12:20pm On Jan 09, 2019 |
Don't be decieved.. Check the line well. It's been stretched at the middle. Compare it with D extreme right and C. Chelsea people always wailing!!!!! |
Celebrities › Re: Soundcity MVP Awards: Peruzzi Shades Teni Over Winning "Best New Artist" by DaddyMorenike: 8:47pm On Jan 06, 2019 |
GOFRONT: Pls who is Peruzzi?? here in lome, it means chewing stick. |
Education › Re: What Are Those Courses You Won't Advise Anyone To Study In Nigeria? by DaddyMorenike: 8:42pm On Jan 06, 2019 |
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Celebrities › Re: Teni Gets Emotional As She Wins Best New Act At Soundcity MVP Awards (Photos) by DaddyMorenike: 2:17pm On Jan 06, 2019 |
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Technology Market › Re: The Way Google Celebrates The New Year by DaddyMorenike: 12:26am On Jan 01, 2019 |
Majlaw: God.. Let someone call me or quote me. Let the person Bless me with a job. Happy new year Nairaland Family job |
Romance › Re: Nigerian Couple Who Met On Twitter 6 Years Ago, Set To Marry by DaddyMorenike: 7:22pm On Dec 25, 2018 |
I don't usually do this. But she b like groundnut |
Nairaland General › Re: Two Ladies Die After Partying by DaddyMorenike: 4:50pm On Dec 23, 2018 |
Na malwhede Challenge. |
Celebrities › Re: Khloe Rocks Purple Hair To Dremo Concert. Photos by DaddyMorenike: 8:23pm On Dec 20, 2018 |
This is never a fashion statement.. |
Crime › Re: Pandemonium As Fight Breaks Out After Woman Slapped Her Colleague. Photos by DaddyMorenike: 10:09pm On Dec 19, 2018 |
Nwodosis:
Is that pant or diapers? Some pants are libido killers!
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Celebrities › Re: 'Daddy Are You Sarkodie' - Between Rapper, Sarkodie And His Little Daughter by DaddyMorenike: 8:36am On Dec 18, 2018 |
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Celebrities › Re: Simi Advised Against Wearing Anklet By A Follower. She Replies by DaddyMorenike: 10:26pm On Dec 17, 2018 |
Dry.
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Career › Re: What Skill I Can I Learn In 3 Months While I Wait For NYSC? by DaddyMorenike: 4:24pm On Dec 09, 2018 |
Football skill. |
Celebrities › Re: Chilly B: 'I Am Not A Lesbian But I Enjoy Their Gifts' - Amadi Gift by DaddyMorenike: 10:38am On Dec 08, 2018 |
Idiot! C as she be likecdanfote cement. |
Family › Re: Wish A Nairalander And His Twin Sister A Happy Birthday. by DaddyMorenike: 10:36am On Dec 08, 2018 |
Happy married life.... In 9months time, we would come visiting. |
Health › Re: I Have The Feeling To Urinate After Every One Hour, Please Help A Sister by DaddyMorenike: 1:04pm On Dec 07, 2018 |
Babygal2020: You again? Please I need good advice good advise from this guy  ? You're on long thing |
Celebrities › Re: Kiss Daniel Buys Himself A Bentley, Months After Buying A Mansion by DaddyMorenike: 9:24pm On Dec 06, 2018 |
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