₦airaland Forum

ImModern:
Lol.. You're the one frustrated oga. Since the op wrote a post bashing girls when himself isn't a saint and I replied, u jumped on my mention. Why

You for carry your frustrated, unproductive life go comment your own.. I swear, I know you're a father but u sound like a kid.. Go to school son

Ode! You're just contradicting yourself. Please, let's not go back to the op's post. We are here already. Let's handle our shiiiiits independently. I feel your pain. The only thing that loves you in the whole wide world is your middle finger. I'm guessing the feeling is mutual.

ImModern:
Thats the only thing u know.. Masturbate, sex and the rest. Thats why useless guys like u can't keep it in your pants..

For your info, I don't need to masturbate to get relief. Unlike you guys that cheat, I'm quite capable of holding myself

Tell your morenike to masturbate, it seems her fluids are freezing old faq

anything is allowed just to make you happy. Babe I know you're frustrated with life n Corona virus is adding to your frustration. We are with you! Have you thought of suicide recently?

ImModern:
Point of correction, why will I force my child on you? You talk like a very retarded pig.
Maybe I should take u back to the drawing board cuz you sound so dumb to comprehend simple English

Useless, insensible twit

Thank God! This is killing my boredom!!!!!! English?? Shebi you're getting paid speaking and typing good English. Have you masturbated today? E go relief you!!!!! You just need to cum! Your fluids are freezing already!!!!

ImModern:
Ode... That morenike na your pikin.. Don't deny your child because of social media oga.

And which truth did he say, he's saying u guys don't forgive cheating women.. Guys are very stupid sha.. Na Una go cheat pass, come dey do like say na we women dey cheat.

you for force your useless child if you have one on me nah. Shebi you never still get sense. Cos your moniker is "ImModern" doesn't mean you're modern Na. it's obvious you're a dunce.

ImModern:
That morenike on your monicker is the child who u brought into the world with your rotten, disgusting akamu poured on your wife's ugly looking cunt..

Guys be angry when women tell them the truth.. Does it deflate your ego to learn you're not needed by women

Leemaaaaao, it's just a moniker from a Yoruba movie. See your useless life!!! I got a loving lady. Iclef told you the truth, you come dey boil like hot water. Eeediot!

ImModern:
I'm talking about you mofo.. Have u spilled your rotten akamu today?

just the way your dad spilled his rotten akamu in your momz rotten cunt and your rotten self came into existence.

Fess tor Foss! It's painful when grown up peeps come to nairaland to ask for advice on a situation like this.

1. You said some1 coughed in the background. Well it's either when you were talking, she lied about something n d guy purposely coughed (you know as we Nigerians dey do)
Or the guy has symptoms of Corona virus. Taking both angles to consideration, it shows you need to leave her for now.

Moreso, it might have been a harmless cough. Well, what do I know!

2. You said she slept with the ex thrice. Leeeeeeeemaaaaaaaoo! Chai! Her puci must be powerfully powerfull that you can't see the signs already. Forget all those cry, me sef fit cry if I wan cry. If I was you ehn as she bn dey cry, me sef for dey cry. E go come be like orchestra.

In conclusion, brotherly, don't you want peace of mind? Don't you deserve happiness? I get you love her. But she doesn't love you that much!! You fit still dey kpansh her just for sake of it, since her puci is powerfully powerfull. But zero your mind. That love you have would fade!
No need to dey come nairaland dey mess yourself up.
Think am well oh.

Personally, I wear waistbeads to charm men.

Look the choir members, remain small make them kiss themselves.

that dog weh don die since. the first pix Na format.

So you mean this is a man. As from today oh lord, I would never lust over any lady until I see her genitals.

Born20win:
Sorry meant to say cote

cote? Titus nko?

Kylekent59:
Garbon viper!!


One bite, you are gone.

Hope you read that post about a farmer that was bitten by a Garbon viper who later died from its venom.


Run OOo, even I that smash snakes, when I sight Garbon, Black mamba, rattle snake, Anaconda, python, black racer, Black-necked and Mozambique spitting cobra, I run for my life.

At that stage, only two or three would make it alive, the rest will be eaten by birds, eagles, hawks, and vultures.

I hate snakes with puf puf physique.

CC: Lalasticlala

you sure say you dey smash snakes? Cos you've mentioned all nairaland snakes already.

jawalis:
LALA ANTHONY.
if you ever watched “Power”

lakiesha

Puff puff

Sexytincoll:
With his peanut dick smh

it's peanut diq you can't think of. Kontinu

Your boss father would be OK.

I just pity that short she's wearing. No be all smell soap dey clean oh. Another thing, e dirty Gan ma!

I just pity that short she's wearing. No be all smell soap dey clean oh.

That's a German shepherd.

theNOISEmaker:
no be only you, i no dey ever skip ilegend post.

person go just dey laugh. You see that post wey e spread one chicken laps? Lmao

Honestly, I don't really fancy boobs. B is moderate to me as long as the nipples are perky.

1!!!! Before quarantine, during quarantine and even after quarantine. Just gimme 1 please.

Depends. If it's the first tine, ama let it slide. But if it happens again, would definitely call her attention to it.

iLegendd:
Me I like myself too o! Na him make I dey pray to God when I wake, I dey exercise, I dey eat better food, I dey pray for my enemies make dem make am legitimately, and I dey entertain them make them laugh small because the stress wey dey this country no be beans. Even beans self dey expensive.

Even though me I no dey go through any stress, at least, apart from feeding my haters with some fun threads to cry on, I dey feel for those wey dey go through real stress in life.

May God see every legit business person or hustlers through and may Covid-19 not see them.

amen! Carry on!!!

I just like this guy...

Na amazon you dey reside?

Condom sef Don cost.

See leg! CeeCee kor bisi ni

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