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Celebrities › Re: "King Of Amala" - Teni Teaches An American Lady How To Eat Amala With Her Hand by daddytime(m): 4:29am On Mar 18, 2019
The whites are always adventurous and inquisitive in nature...

They can try out anything...
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Had Serious Bad Luck Just After Pre-marital Sex? by daddytime(m): 4:15am On Mar 18, 2019
fairfora:
It happens for real. Not all those girls we see on the streets are real. I was in a hotel one day, waiting at the lobby for a business partner. Right at the lobby, a man was gisting with his friend and suddenly paused, looking at a lady coming from afar into the hotel,maybe to see a guy. Suddenly, I heard this man say, the lady isn't an ordinary human being , that he has 2 legs which look exactly like that of an antelope

I looked In that direction but couldnt see anything. He said to his friend he's not looking at her with ordinary eyes because he sees vision. He said if his friend was in doubt, when the lady gets closer, she'd do something strange because she knew he had seen her unclothedness...as in secret . This girl opened the hotel door and entered the lobby, foot-dragging, as she was walking past us where the man who alerted his friend was, this girl paused for 2 seconds and hissed at that man then walked away to see her prey. A guy I knew also slept with a girl and his destiny was hurt. He looked for jobs for 5 years but could find one after graduation. He went for prayer and counselling in a church and the pastor mentioned a girls name to him, who was responsible for his ordeal. After prayers and fasting, 2 months later, he was called by a company that they have been looking for him for close to 3 months , that his employment letter had been ready after the interview conducted but he refused to come pick it.
I just couldn't read and ignore this....

Bros oh...is it remotely possible that the oga "seer" could have had a previous encounter with aunty "antelope unbeknownst to his friend where he offended the lady probably by way of oshofree and upon seeing her walking up to the hotel lobby instantly knew what to expect from most of such girls with very caustic tongues hence the correct prediction on how the young lady would act upon seeing him?

Just asking because we dey reason ahead all the time ooo
Travel › Re: Looking To Learn Dutch For The Civic Integration Exams by daddytime(m): 3:35am On Mar 18, 2019
optimusprime2:
Business man spotted grin
Lol ..
Politics › Re: President Buhari’s Medical Records Leaked (FULL DOCUMENTS) by daddytime(m): 9:58pm On Mar 17, 2019
Bullshiit. .

I pity Sowore...#freesowore no go work trust me...

If the result were true I just pity Nigeria because if Baba gets called by his maker...the keys to the "National Bullion Van'' would have successfully landed on the keyholder of a born klepto...

We are toast either ways my people...

Baba never die joor
Politics › Re: APC House Of Reps Elect Dies In Kano by daddytime(m): 9:54pm On Mar 17, 2019
The ones alive won't still take a cue to realize that power, fame or position truly belongs to God. They'd still maim and kill to get there with no intention to do good by the people and always forgetting the giver of life could withdraw it at any point in time.
Politics › Re: What Happens If Governor Elect Die Before Inauguration by daddytime(m): 9:46pm On Mar 17, 2019
You get one wey you wan kill?
Celebrities › Re: I Take Care Of My Bum Bum Than My Stomach - Actress Pat Ugwu by daddytime(m): 9:43pm On Mar 17, 2019
Because that is your office and workshop combined.

Dubai pit latrines...shiit eaters...

Tueeehhh
Health › Re: Breakthrough NAFDAC Approved Solution To Get Stronger Erections by daddytime(m): 9:43pm On Mar 17, 2019
Mtchew
Crime › Re: 14-Year-Old Housemaid Turned Into Sex Slave In Delta, Rescued. Photos by daddytime(m): 9:34pm On Mar 17, 2019
Evil heartless people all around....some go go mosque on Friday almost wan use their head cause earthquake while the rest go gather on Sunday dey shout and mess for body dey talk gibberish.

Love and humanity in them=0
Christianity Etc › Re: Dr. Intercessor Jehovah Buys His Third Hummer Limousine, Shows It Off In Aba by daddytime(m):
Rogues and daddies to the dundee gullibles wey forget their heads for their anuses...tueeh

I must set up a movement in the form of a church to demystify these demons and liars and shame them for what they truly are by teaching the word undiluted with no expectation of rewards by the congregants..

So help me God...

Enough of these wanton displays of greed and wickedness..
Travel › Re: Looking To Learn Dutch For The Civic Integration Exams by daddytime(m): 9:23pm On Mar 17, 2019
Hoi...hoeveel wil je betalen daarvoor... grin
Career › Re: Customs Promotes Bashir Abubakar Who Rejected $420,000 Bribe by daddytime(m): 9:19pm On Mar 17, 2019
Commendable and truly well deserved. A rarity in today's Nigeria...
Culture › Re: Shock As Men Steal Meat From Lions by daddytime(m): 9:11pm On Mar 17, 2019
Psychological mind games at play....the lions were at their most vulnerable position at this point of feeding having let down their guards and concentrated on their meal so they were expectedly caught off guard and disoriented. That was what the guys worked with.

But those guys fit put bomb for pocket sha...see mind
Politics › Re: BREAKING: Gbenga Daniel Joins APC by daddytime(m): 7:07pm On Mar 17, 2019
Welcome the newest and latest saint beatified in Abeokuta this 17th day of March in the year of our Lord 2019.

Useless shameless people with no dignity or values....

Tuehhh to y'all
Politics › Re: My Supporters Urge Me To Lead Them To APC — Gbenga Daniel by daddytime(m): 7:05pm On Mar 17, 2019
Welcome the newest and latest saint beatified in Abeokuta this 17th day of March in the year of our Lord 2019.

Useless shameless people with no dignity or values....

Tuehhh to y'all
Politics › Re: Breaking: Atiku's DG, Gbenga Daniel Joins APC by daddytime(m): 6:59pm On Mar 17, 2019
Welcome the newest and latest saint beatified in Abeokuta this 17th day of March in the year of our Lord 2019.

Useless shameless people with no dignity or values....

Tuehhh to y'all
Career › Re: Overweight Policemen Sent To ‘Fat Reduction Camp’ In Thailand (Photos) by daddytime(m): 6:58pm On Mar 17, 2019
ajebuter:
Only Burukutu?

What of peppersoup of different varieties and beer?

In fact, Mammy Market should exclude drinking joints nationwide if this will work a bit
You get sense joor...
Car Talk › Re: Car AC Works Well Only In The Morning And Evening But Struggles In Hot Afternoon by daddytime(m): 6:48pm On Mar 17, 2019
rhymz:
that's definitely not the problem sir, the AC technician confirmed that....so wetin e come take dey cook in the night and morning?
When those cut and nail technicians wey no gree learn work finish before dem go open one shop say dem be technicians finish with your car, you'd run back here for a bigger complain.

If according to your AC doctor the problem is low pressure then I will beg to use your language as above and ask "which pressure e come take dey cool for morning and night"...do you get the logic here? If yes, then you should have posed that same question above to the seeming quack who's about to get one over you with a compressor change.

Common sense should have been suffice to know that whatever is left in your AC cylinder now gets sufficient only when the temperature outside is mellowed.

Peace..
Car Talk › Re: Car AC Works Well Only In The Morning And Evening But Struggles In Hot Afternoon by daddytime(m): 6:42pm On Mar 17, 2019
rhymz:
that's definitely not the problem sir, the AC technician confirmed that....so wetin e come take dey cook in the night and morning?
No wahala...
Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan Quit Active Politics by daddytime(m): 6:16pm On Mar 17, 2019
Was he ever a politician??

He's more or less of an accidental politician. ..

Anybody wey quote me to say shiit...na Dubai people shiit you go chop sleep this night... grin
Family › Re: Babysitting Dad, Tricks His Little Baby Who Refused To Take Milk From The Bottle by daddytime(m): 6:12pm On Mar 17, 2019
Pikin wey say him mama no go sleep himself wan do maiguard be dat na...

Try this stunt with my daughter...na neighbourhood people go call police for you say you thief pikin...

My daughter can chop and cry for Africa when she's hungry...
Christianity Etc › Re: Happening Now!!! Pastor Allegedly Healing Mad People In Aba (photos) by daddytime(m): 6:03pm On Mar 17, 2019
Hahaha..buffonic idiots...

I dey come for these Neanderthals parading as pastors to fleece and mislead the gullible.

I must start my own church to counter them and their deceptive narrative...it will be a full blown movement I swear...

Anti-establishment I go...
Politics › Re: Aftermath Of Akande's Right Of Reply: Nigerians Mock Dele Momodu by daddytime(m): 5:57pm On Mar 17, 2019
Is it not that obese any where belle face name dropping ijewuru? I know him na...na Davido boy...

One who doesn't think before writing or speaking. ..gaffe prone....
Education › Re: Father Trains Dog To Prevent Daughter From Using Phone During Homework by daddytime(m): 5:47pm On Mar 17, 2019
kingemzy5:
especially that of Tinubu's bourdillon and ganduje residence grin
Walahi...the dog go bark tire...only him one go run go airport say him no do again him wan go back to China...the dog will be forever traumatised...
Car Talk › Re: Car AC Works Well Only In The Morning And Evening But Struggles In Hot Afternoon by daddytime(m): 5:42pm On Mar 17, 2019
Your AC is low on gas oga...or check your AC air filter...
Career › Re: Overweight Policemen Sent To ‘Fat Reduction Camp’ In Thailand (Photos) by daddytime(m): 5:40pm On Mar 17, 2019
We need this for the Nigerian police and to ban burukutu nationwide..
Education › Re: Father Trains Dog To Prevent Daughter From Using Phone During Homework by daddytime(m): 5:36pm On Mar 17, 2019
Very beautiful and creative...

Abeg that man should find his way to Nigeria...he has a lot of dogs to help us train to monitor our politicians while they do their works and to prevent them from sticking their filthy fingers in the cookie jars...
Autos › Re: National Truck Manufacturers LTD (NTM) Gidan Fiat In Pictures by daddytime(m): 5:16pm On Mar 17, 2019
Slowly but surely...we'll get there as a nation...
Politics › Re: Emeka Ihedioha’s Wife Ebere, Children Emeka, Ezinwa, Nkem, Kamsi & His Mother by daddytime(m): 3:18pm On Mar 17, 2019
Eeeyyyaa..e be like say bros no quick born. Thank God he doesn't have a retinue to loot and store up for as e be say na only one e born hopefully..
Celebrities › Re: I Take Care Of My Bum Bum More Than My Stomach – Actress Pat Ugwu by daddytime(m): 3:14pm On Mar 17, 2019
Because that's your work station...

Dubai pit latrines...

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