₦airaland Forum

sweetrace:
My mother will shake her head and say, “it is a pity”.

E be like say your mama and my mama attend the same school..

My own go shake her head tell you say "its a pity" no be good English word in our dialect...lol

marvel2011:
At least try n pick up one for yourself

Already done my bit son...

Hmmmm...this is so refreshing and a breath of fresh air...not with most of the agbayas out there tarnishing our country's names with their sickly quest for undeserved riches by perpetrating crimes.

God bless and protect you real good son.

A grand master rank of the game you shall attain..so sayeth the gods of our land...


Keep slaying and repping us well...we are all rooting and praying for you..

God bless you so much oo...this is what we citizens should be doing.

I'm seated here and wondering how controlled a demolition our Nigerian squad can muster in bringing down this calamity waiting to happen without taking down the buildings in between which it is sandwiched.

Disaster lurks everywhere in Nigeria...

May God continue to guide our steps and protect us all..

xelly:
Keep trekking, you are alone on this.

Did I in anyway invite you to trek with me?

They should change the name of the restaurant to "The last supper"...

The life and death journey through the deserts and seas dey really Bleep up boys psyche..

Trauma and zero value for life is often times rekindled and taken a notch higher..

It is well

Rough play loading...na dat time you go know and understand say your husband and him third leg na two different entities who can sue or get sued separately because they possess their brains apart.

No say I no warn you o..

They are unveiling another one that will transport them and their families...no be me and una...na leg I take dey waka my waka anywhere even Europe...

Thank you and don't mention "Blowing"..

This is awesomely beautiful, commendable and worthy of emulation.

See the thing she is even cheating with...na him be say if one better yahoo boy sample this woman she go chop the guy shiit...na wa

This kind of woman na to use her pant or sponsor her to Dubai to go and chop shiit...na me go collect the money give her small cut to buy clothes...useless woman.

Wives don dey finish for market o Nairaland small small boys we don almost marry the better wives comot for ground na toilet full the street pass these days..

Hurry up while stock lasts.

Hmmm

Keep resting guys...your races are done with we are still tugging it out on this side.

Very painful.

That babe don see you finish come sabi your mumu button join. The earlier you save yourself the stress of I sent her to school and proposed to her bla bla bla the better for you.

You'd better dumped that stray dog and move on with your life because she'd never change even if you ended up wifing her.

The other styles she refuses to give you on bed are being taken by the guys outside trust me on this.

A sneaky LovePeddler that girl is..pardon my language but that's the honest truth.

Motivation my left blokos...he must have been motivating her to pull her pants...ashawo girl..

The babe is sourcing for anyone more comfy than you are and the moment she finds anyone to buy into her sneaky bizzy you'd be history guy. She's a material and money hungry girl...make one yahoo boy catch am first you no go see her brake light again. If you were in my location I'd have helped you reveal her true colours with a set up and her legs spread wide...trust me

Annihilate yourselves from the face of the earth you headless morafuckers....

Good one....keep the fight up....we need y"all depleted.

Morons

Keep up with the work bbw...and stop consuming too much palm oil..

Dino the Abiku....

If the MC by mistake mention Police there, na dat time una go know say apart from singing and dancing, Dino get talent for running too. Dino god run enter stretcher one time by transmission and transformer...

The real comedian of the Federal Republic..

Sure you can if you have the right information as I do...I can put you through...all legit.

I can help you get a top notch confectionery franchise and run it for you..

It's a big one and taking over...

Watch this space....

The woman like most landlords and especially landladies is obviously schizophrenic or has dual personality disorder.

However, in this case and as narrated in the bolded below in your own words: Meanwhile, in that house, you must not receive visitors, you must not put on face cap and you dare not talk to your fellow neighbors, she always suspects everybody, people in that community always wonder how we're able to stay in that compound.

I blame you. Even inmates at kirikiri are allowed fez caps, exchanging of pleasantries with fellow inmates and so on.

Now tell me, why would you renew your rent after noticing the aforementioned in your first year or her madness only started after you renewed?

I no understand some people I swear.

The landlord dem dey look face before dem try their bullshit sha..
Any landlord wey try try nonsense with me..I go sell am join the house before e realise am.

Ignorance and poverty are truly the worst killers.

Sleep well kids..

Head dustbin you mean. If you hear her speak English now you go run for your life.

Myners007..you made a very beautiful point above and I'm curious to see how this goes except the said school is a private one. I am also sure there are a good number of kids in that same school whose conditions are more precarious than the little girl's, hope our eye service celebrities will take note.

Hmmm

Looking at the other countries rates listed, it shows how most of the other countries were at par or faring better than the US.

This was before the US went rogue, bullish and "mr fixer".

They are gradually coming back to their original positions because most countries now understand the games.

This is the real definition of vex money...

Like day na him personal money oo..

Our politicians are something else..

Great for the deceased family though...

Liars unlimited...

In one breath Suleiman donated only 3 million naira and in the next breath he paid £15k pounds to settle his medical bills.

Hustlers...What's the exchange rate in the past four years again?

How did we come to be stuck with these Neanderthals as managers and policy makers of the badly constituted contraption for effs sake...

Do these bastards with their humongous allowance and salaries pay a farthing as taxes?

Not against taxation but its laughable and hurtful at the same time how these thieves are quick to pass anti-people bills with automatic alacrity....

Wonders truly never ends..

Even the minimum wagers whose wages they have blatantly refused to increase will have their meagre salaries deducted from source and remitted to these idiots to loot and share?

Nigerians need to rise up march down to the NA and take care of these retards.

Enough of all these bullocks

Didn't we all wished Buhari's initial change was this obvious?

This is the original change....

See the Chinese men body and belle and compare with our pregnant men in the picture...tufia

Are you sure his village people didn't wipe their ass with that certificate after defecating??

It looks like shiit..

Poor boy will be moving around with an original photocopy and applying for NNPC job not knowing what potential employers see when they look at his certificate is usually a big fat shiit in the middle....

I declared you loose and free from the shackles of the shitters boy..

Go claim your job..

Barbarically savage...poor hungry woman.

If that woman by any chance looked a bit well kept and presentable, believe me no one would have accused or dehumanise her this way.

What witchcraft is greater than the craft of a very few seated at a table to conveniently and bare facedly eat, loot and trash a meal meant for an entire people without as much as a flinch.

These idiots will go hailing the biggest witches and wizards who call themselves our politicians.

Hypocrites..

Bodiaye jare...

Trolla:
Just Imagine the nonsense....
I had no idea this girl is shameless like this.... because of 50k..



no be she beg timaya money before?
Honestly, I thought she had class, but she's no different form those olosho actresses giving My breast is my selling point Interview upandan.
Thank God we still have actresses like Adesua repping us from Edo, except she probably doesn't know what bo dia ye is but edo na edo las las