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Who be Valentine and who e help?

firstolalekan:
Dolt
You should feel sorry for yourself

That was all you could come up with even after hours of combing the dictionary...what a wasted soul...

An imp like you will take a spot and be barking "I'm va graduate" when you can't reason logically.

Dunderhead...your community waste the money wey dem gather take send you go school..

tuzeriouz:
Chemists or pharmacists ?

Pharmachems....very potent and the next big things in the world of bio and chemical warfare..

firstolalekan:
Dear móron,
It seems you have started skipping your medication. I advise to change before you waste your life completely away.

I commiserate with everyone who is left with no choice than to associate with you on a daily...What an empty soul you are...

I feel so sorry for your life...

firstolalekan:
Really?
Please tell me more

Dimmy....

You skull is obviously empty that's why you can only reason one way...

Wales winger Gareth Bale, 29, only talks "with gestures" in the Real Madrid dressing room as he is yet to learn Spanish, says Brazilian team-mate Marcelo.

postemail:
Is there any way to overcome this " follow come" mentality? I see that every where in Nigeria and it's quite a hinderance to trust and development.

My brother...the mentality hangs on our necks like a huge albatross I must confess...

The way I try distinguishing myself from it is, I dare to be different and always try as much as I can to be myself at all times maintaining my lane and caring less about people.

I say it the way it is which doesn't earn one much friends in this our climes but who cares...I find myself drawn more to the unpopular stands...

CHELSEA are ready to turn to Zinedine Zidane to make them a European superpower again.

Current manager Maurizio Sarri is running out of backers after the 6-0 drubbing at the hands of Manchester City as the Blues dropped to sixth in the Premier League.

There is growing support amongst the top brass for Zidane and talks have advanced this week over when they should make their move.

Zidane’s incredible Champions League credentials, winning it three times in three years as manager of Real Madrid, are a huge draw for the Blues board.

The 46-year-old is currently not in management and is understood to be very keen on a job in the Premier League.

Chelsea superstar Eden Hazard — linked with a move away from the club with his contract up in 2020 — idolises Zidane.

Source:https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/8415045/chelsea-zinedine-zidane-manager-maurizio-sarri/

If this happens, I might start supporting Chelsea after Arsenal...

lalasticlala...Dominique...mynd44

mascot345:
You are 100% correct.
Are you sure you are a Nigerian?
You don't live in Nigeria.

I like your eloquence. U spit the truth out.
Maybe you stay abroad.

I'm your brother man...you'd know me for sure if you do time here on Nairaland a lot...

Escobar...I remember that own goal just like yesterday...How time flies...

From your write up I am dead sure you are a Kenyan too. Curious to see a picture of the man if only the story were true, I know it would have been difficult to tell the four of them apart...

Senseless and shameless ozwor....

Agbaya

Nigeria Police...the world best in comedy and shoot-to-strip genre.

I'm surprised that their magical bullets could only strip one of the robbers.


Is that a stick on the lazy youth's carcass??

These ones were obviously not strong livered enough to go looking for some innocent people to hack down and harvest their body parts to buy a Venza..

I'm wondering what the posters above are lamenting about. This to me seems like a very good move to forestall indiscipline and I'm sure it's a standard "service procedure" in most countries of the world even though not vividly spelt out.

I'm sorry to say...but I won't allow someone with a face like this baby sit my kid..hell to the no..

She is not a mother but a "Murder"....

Mother from the pit of hell

She is on her lane doing her job albeit codedly...why you come dey vex?

Just a year out from politics and he'd be looking for whom to dump the oversized house upon for a pittance with no luck.

We sabi dem well well...no be today...

This is what you get when poverty had decided to deal with people and their entire lineage, both in their former and present lives. When they happen upon money, you'd feel sorry for money at their hands.

Adverse poverty of the body, mind and soul is what the average black man suffers from and it is "follow come" hence, the urge to steal and gather up some extra as a buffer of security whenever they are saddled with a position of trust. This explains the sit-tight mentality and barbaric corruption endemic amongst our people and in our clime.

The sad truth is...this fear and the need to secure and prevent us from going back to the days of 'have not' is inherent in a good number of us including me.

Pharmaceutical children...

No ask me how...I just know they are chemists...

These smallies don rebrand Ikorodu from the deadly agbaya Olamide badoo to something witty and positive for the area.

Nice one kiddos...great Ikorodu ambassadors.

candlewax:
You have a point

Give the guy a bit of your heart and Bleep his friendship. You alone can be your best friend. Start befriending you bro..

Check your signature and weigh it against what you are mumuishly going through at the hands of your user friend and tell me how you came about that signature...

You can't say your mind to your friend over your property but you can come on here to pour out vituperations...like who cares...

How people live their lives to please others in a bid to seek validation and acceptance still beats my imagination. I suspect its a function of age because at my age...I no dey use shame chop winch o...if I wan chop winch na him be say the thing hungry me well well.

You might think the guy cares about you, wrong...he only sees you as a means to an end and is using you for all you are worth before trashing you when eventually you decide to stay woke...

Ji...m'asun

This one wey fine like DJ mixer so..

Abeg i fit lend am first. ?

Very sad...

What a painful way to die...I can imagine the poor innocent boy pleading his case and begging for his life and mercy...

Those who snuffed life out from him will make the front rows of their mosques and churches pleading for mercy and blessing from their respective Gods.

There is too much innocent blood in the land crying for justice on a daily...

Akoba adaba o'loun maja ri ooo

The asswipe above me who always urge people to read below it...my prayer for you is that you shall continually remain below it so that people can look down on you and shake their heads at your miserable life below it...

Headache inducing conversation. ..

Abeg who get Phensic to borrow me...

Hmmm

Dude needs to be preached to on how it isn't the size that matters but the usage and handling, this explains why Nigerians named a car Toyota took years to design and roll out "Big for nothing Orobo".

That is what most big dicks are.

Your boyfriend will be worse of if he went ahead with the enlargement because there won't be a user manual coming with it since it isn't "follow come" so he'd have a problem using it.

The BH terrorists have been technically defeated...these are PDP agents coming to help them rig the elections...Liar Moha....

Orisi boku...

Orisi plenty...

Orisi risi...

Why always India...

This is exactly the kind of punishment those eating our yams and licking our collective pots of soup alone deserve...


Their day go break one day like this rat...na me go administer justice...I go less their belle one by one like tyre...

Lalasticlala, Dominique, Mynd44

Everybody and thing weak like dodo...

Daaaaaaaahh....

My mother is a woman....

Lol

This is to say your father is cursed because his unemployment since 2015 has yet to jolt him into getting creatively busy as elucidated by you and ultimately turning into a blessing for him...

Go get charity started at home with daddy..common kiddo..

Foolish children wey no dey last to bury their parents because when dem see white dem go say na black all to keep the status quo maintained.

Your papa...