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oluxy:
My bastard father Oponu

Mitsurugi:
And it's so wrong. I see the way Americans treat their soldiers with love and respect. My classmate from secondary school is even a high ranking Officer in the United States army. Very calm guy.

phemmie06:
Go Barracks and beat your own... My bastard father Oponu.
For the fact that bandits are wasting their lives on service justify you beating them. Go to any barracks to slap them to prove your manly

phemmie06:
Which liver dem give them, you de beat soldiers in uniform, you never learn from Okuama either you're on your right or not, dem no de beat soldiers and go scot free.
Who no buy go pay

vengertime:
Everything dailymail said about Nigeria is true,

Nigeria is a banana republic, barbaric place where rule of law doesn't exist. Wild wild west where everyone with a little power think dey can do as they like. Why not allow police to do investigation and fish out those thugs.

Oyinbo say Nigeria is a useless country and we are proving them right.

With this useless people in the army I have the feeling that junior officers are going to take over government in Nigeria very soon.

Mitsurugi:
The way I see it if an invasion happens right now, Nigerians themselves will spitefully sell out our own army due to the general hatred against them which is a serious matter. It happened in Delta. Now Banex let's not talk about the North and South East. It's become a pattern. There needs to be a massive reorientation of the military. Civilians are not your punching bags to flex with

Padipadi:
Abi bastard na ashawo born me. I come from a generation of monkeys![/b] 😂

Padipadi:
I nuke my ashawo mama anus with my dick everyday!

Padipadi:
God should send my olosho Mum to hell

Padipadi:
No mind me. Ah be bastard from one ashawo
If you see the conspiracy theory they dish online here, on Whatsapp etc, you ll know islamist are rats! Don't pity them.
Nuke on all Janjawēeds

Padipadi:
Everyman that has doubt deserve to know if he's the biological father of the child he's catering for.
Cheap and fast deoxyribonucleic acid test ll be very helpful.
I believe there ll be a time DNA ll be so easy to do unlike family rites of ritual that may not be scientifically accurate.
Many women ll sweat, die or run away.
I also know that some bastard children are not from infidelity but from swapping at the hospital or those that bought children from baby factories.
Whichever way, anyman that's not sure or having signs that he's nursing a bastard ll be able to breathe cos DNA is affordable and fast to do.
We need to eradicate bastard menace in the society.
Dong get me wrong, some children that were indeed bastards or not ones biological children can be better than the biological children. But if there's a need to know who's not legitimate, it's highly welcomed. This ll make hooing, hookup, oloshoism, ashana, ashewo, sugar daddy, aristo, side chick, baby mama and other shameful cliques to sit up that illegal pregnancy is a curse. Especially from those women that likes using pregnancy to tie down men for financial gain or for marriage.
Olopa shi maa ko everybody!

Source: My Ahsawo Mother did same, i am a bastard!

Padipadi:
Na ashawo born me!

Padipadi:
My Mum's hood is a brothel?
Na monkey born me

Padipadi:
My Ashawo mama na mad woman

Padipadi:
He should Bleep my ashawo Mama to prove he is a goat

Then i will accept him as a goat.

Padipadi:
Make all my enemies Bleep my useless Ashawo Mum!

Padipadi:
Things I Heard About This Place, How True Are They?
I learnt the smartness of one chance people, fraudsters, phone thieves, pick pockets etc at St Michael's GSM Market in Aba, Abia State is terrible!
I m told Computer Village in Ikeja, Lagos State dey play for their crookery!
That you can buy iPhone 15 for N15K there and you ll get home to open a wrap of fufu!

Who has fallen victim, heard of it or knew a victim or if you are part of the scamming syndicate there, come here and share life stories with us.


Focus on your failed life.

Padipadi:
This thought has been dropping in my mind. I made a comment about it in one topic laidat!
I noticed that when it comes to endurance and suffering, no country can beat Nigerians in suffering through hardship. As in the way I see people's testimony is alarming. With all that we go through? With the poor minimum wage, renumeration of civil servants, even workers in private organisations especially private school teachers are survivors. Those aunties & uncles can suffer like mad. When you see their shoes (both male & female), you know the meaning of suffering.
For the past six months, Nigerians v been buying fuel for over N500 and now N620-N630 in most places. Formerly from N180 we were buying last year. Even with the removal of subsidy, things now turned for worst! Purchasing power sef don drop yet we still coped. Life's not supposed to be endured but enjoyed. No constant power supply. You go enter streets a times na vroom-groooom-gbrenhn-gbrommm of generator sound you go dey hear left, right & centre. Ya eyes & nose too go suffer from inhaling exhaust & letting the smokes enter ya eyes. All sense organs of Nigerians are custom made for suffering!
Let's talk about the street hawker, the market women, food seller etc. The salary earners too nko?
People earning up to N100K can't conveniently pat school fees of their kids that's N100K or up to N300K per term. If economy is good, shey person go dey earn N100K in Nigeria like $100K or £100K and not hammer more than a ritualist/politician? In developed countries, food, petty commodities, household items, etc are in few pounds. Maybe £5, £$10 etc. But in Nigeria, inflation has jacked them up to thousands. You v to earn big to be able to spend big.
Army dey suffer, doctors dey suffer, police dey suffer, teachers dey suffer, parents dey suffer, kids dey suffer. Olosho sef shared in the suffering. Look at that Emefiele Suffering period of January - March 2023. It was hell on everyone has the economy was crippled cos of change of naira notes that's not sufficient. You can't get cash, you can't do bank transfer everything just became crippled!
Yet politicians still laundered money during the 2023 election. Some via direct cash sharing, bank transfer. In fact some created cash cards that was shared to voters. So the issue of we wan prevent money during election was defeated. Na the masses come suffer for nothing that Emefiele cash crunch times. See as people just dey hungry dey kpeme cos they couldn't use their money. People get money for bank but can't use it. I had a friend who's wife had miscarriage during that time cos she trekked to antenatal when she nor get cash for tfare and bank transfer no gree go. Naso she say make she trek small sotey she go lose the baby.
Na all these matter just dey my mind I say make I share.
What are the things you v also experienced on Nigeria that really showed this country looked like a born to suffer camp.
Cos what we pass through daily is unbearable to many in sane climes.
In fact, I see no hope. Now every family don dey prepare for tougher times and that's why most v joined the Japanian gangs. It's like they do meeting, assist some of their people to overseas in order to become future bread winners of their family.
The floor is open to contributions from all Nigerians. Shey na laidis we go dey?

I am very poor, my ashawo mama no born me well.

Padipadi:
I just showed you her punna.

Na ashawo business my mother dey do

Padipadi:
He should do it the original La Masia way. Groom stars and spend prudently. He hasn't done this convincingly.

My mother na olosho na why abeg forgive me!.

Padipadi:
Sorry eh!

Sorry eh

My mama toto dey smell. My mama na ashawo. See her toros 👇 below! 😂

Padipadi:
Sorry eh!

Sorry eh

Padipadi:
Leave Chelsea alone. We ll x-ray their mishaps soon. But this is about Fraudiola.

Padipadi:
Leave Chelsea alone. We ll x-ray their mishaps soon. But this is about Fraudiola.

Padipadi:
Fraudiola is a fraud.
Pain mba.

It's Almiron the slowpoke aka Almoron that's crying. Guess you're one of his monikers or just an almajiri Pessi Academy boy.

Sharap!
When truth's staring at ya face here; https://www.nairaland.com/8098918/opinion-pep-guardiola-not-goat#130066481

Padipadi:
Pep dwell on spendings alone.

* Josko Gvardiol €90m
* Matteo Kovacic €29m
* Jeremy Doku €60m
* Matheus Nunes €63m
Total = €242m. For only one season in 2023/2024.
https://www.goal.com/en-ng/lists/all-completed-manchester-city-transfers-2023-24-listed/blt00deac88bbbd7095
And to say that's ge waste money a lot, he has spent over €2bn on players and most aren't top performers. Iberibe genius!
See more here: https://www.nairaland.com/8098918/pep-guardiola-goat-coaches#130055928

ndu99:
go settle your financial breach dawg.

Pep is doing what any average coach would do... He has a perfect squad.

Padipadi:
No let me spoil ya mood o!
All you Fraudiola protege nor dey learn?
Isn't Palmer better than ya Dokubo it Tokunbo car? The stats of them this season alone made Doku a secondary school. See here
Palmer had 52 apps, 22 goals, 12 assists. Only Haaland bettered Palmer in goals and assist in Manchester Shitty! Imagine if Pep wasn't blind, he wouldn't v sold Palmer.
Doku had 29 apps, 3 goals, 8 assists. So pls go n learn how to analyze. When we say Pep get flaws, we get reasons. Read more below:


Pep bought these players in the recently concluded 2023/2024 season to win just EPL. If he wan win CL, wetin he go buy?
* Josko Gvardiol €90m
* Matteo Kovacic €29m
* Jeremy Doku €60m
* Matheus Nunes €63m
Total = €242m. For only one season o!
Meaning he would v suffered more if he not buy them.
https://www.goal.com/en-ng/lists/all-completed-manchester-city-transfers-2023-24-listed/blt00deac88bbbd7095
And to say that's he waste money a lot, he has spent over €2bn on players and most aren't top performers. An iberibe genius he is.
https://www.nairaland.com/8098918/pep-guardiola-goat-coaches

Padipadi:
You chop shît ni abi your processor is slow?
We aren't here to tell you who waste money pass. It's to tell you ya Fraudiola achieved 80% of his success on spending big. The stats are there. See below

https://www.nairaland.com/8098918/pep-guardiola-goat-coaches

Padipadi:
He's a fraud