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PoliticsRe: FG Votes N792m To Refurbish Aircraft by dadee007(m): 1:25pm On Jan 03, 2019
1.5B for 10 aircaft and almost 800M for 1 aircraft. Abi you can't read?
34webers:
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So according to ipob yoots, from 1.5b to 0.8b is increase in cost abi?
PoliticsRe: FG Votes N792m To Refurbish Aircraft by dadee007(m): 1:19pm On Jan 03, 2019
You are actually praising GEJ without knowing it. Just over 1 billion to service 10 aircraft while Buhari will use almost 800m to service 1 aircraft.
34webers:





Yet, according to these ones, gej is the best thing to ever happen to humanity.
TravelRe: USA Visit Visa Part 3 by dadee007(m): 11:45am On Dec 10, 2018
It's better you go to your other country, Cote d' Ivoire, to apply, anywhere but Nigeria at the moment.
MamaTej:
(Ivorian Passport)
Cote d'ivoire
TravelRe: USA Visit Visa Part 3 by dadee007(m): 11:10am On Dec 05, 2018
This is a really bad time to try to go to the US. My free advise is, if you have not paid for visa fees, then just jettison going to the US for now. It is better not to apply at all than apply and be refused and lose money.
I can say without 100 percent certainty though, that you will be refused. The US are refusing almost everybody now.

But if you choose to go ahead, kindly come back and share your experience here. I hope to be proved wrong.
ntutu:
Good day everyone in this room . I wish to thank everyone for your informed contributions and correction. I am a new member here and I wish to ask some questions to help me go forward with my visa application . I am a USA Company Representative here in Nigeria. The company will be having their annual convention by March, 2019 in USA . The company has sent me an invitation latter for the event. The event will last for just 43 days. My passport was only disvirgened with Ghana Visa on arrival and no other traveling history. I am a Master student here in Nigeria. Please, do I stand a chance of been granted a visiting visa? What are the vital documents do I need to provide for the visa? Please, I need detailed information on how to go about it. Thanks as you offer me the needed help.
TravelRe: USA Visit Visa Part 3 by dadee007(m): 11:13am On Dec 04, 2018
Have you heard about Indians?

Nigerians abuse B1/B2 visas no doubt but they have nothing on the Indians.

Also, I don't understand the Nigerian-bashing going on here. Even if you get a green card, you'll always be a Nigerian. Why not try and proffer solutions instead of bashing your countrymen?

Beautyaddy:
Crazy!

Let us see how this plays out.

Nigerians are not the only ones that are denied US visas.

Nigerians are the most US visas abusers.
TravelRe: USA Visit Visa Part 3 by dadee007(m): 9:56am On Nov 30, 2018
The Laws that govern most of our lives also govern this visa application. Laws like Law of demand and supply. I don't have to be at the embassy to know what is happening or has happened.
Canada complained that Nigerians are using the B1/B2 visas granted by the US to illegally come to Canada and then seek asylum; what do you think the instruction will be like from the oga at the top? What would your reaction be if you were the American president? Would you fold your hands and do nothing?

This thread is Part 3 of a series of US visiting visas; go and read part 2 which was like 2 years ago and see the 'trend' and read this part 3 and also notice the 'trend' if you would notice any differences.

Also, try and find out from the previous thread, the number of days interval from when you apply for appointment and how long away the appointment date would be if I'm not mistaken, as of today, you cannot get an appointment date earlier than May. That is a cool six months away. What does that tell you.

I'll tell you what it tells me, it tells me that although the instruction from the top has been to ''deal with the issue'' of many B1/B2 applicants crossing over to Canada and embarrassing the US, also overstaying their visas in the US, also, people trying to leave the country possibly due to the uncertainties of the coming elections(or at least have the visas just in case), the demand has invariably inreased whereas the supply dropped.

That's why you hear stuff like they are giving old people etc. That is killing 2 birds with one stone. Old people will not cross to Canada for a better life but old people will count in the statistics that will come out from the embassy that says the refusal rate is only 45% or something like that.

Hint: If you want to apply for a US visa, just check your appointment date and if it is longer than a month away, you can try other countries till things cool down. But what do I know? I'm only here on my keyboard typing rubbish.


djfrancis:
Lol. This your explanation get k leg. So how do you know when to observe trend and apply again? I hope you realize that even if your trend analysis works for a certain month, you can't get appointment dates for that same month.

The interview will be at least three months after the trend based on the present non availability of appointment dates and maybe the will start the 'rejection' process all over again. grin grin

Trends don't work in that embassy. Kpokom
TravelRe: USA Visit Visa Part 3 by dadee007(m): 3:43pm On Nov 29, 2018
They are not giving visas anymore. But some people will still go and donate money.
Just observe the trends if you want a visa, when they start issuing again, apply. Or if you must travel for vacation, there are several countries that even the US wish they were. There was a time Trump mentioned that he wanted more norwegians to come to the US and I read chats that followed the news and most Norwegians were commenting that what the hell will they be going to the US for. To people from Norway, US is to them like Nigeria is to the US. read this: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/donald-trump-shithole-countries-norway-immigration-american-emigrants-scandinavia-a8159441.html
jj17cv:
Confirmed Save ur money oooooooo or Go another country and enjoy ur sef this ppl no give naija Visa again ooooooo Fact
TravelRe: USA Visit Visa Part 3 by dadee007(m): 2:54pm On Nov 29, 2018
I advise you, save your money or try a different country for vacation.

Scissorluv:
Hi everyone! So I'm about to apply for a visitors visa for the very first time. I understand it's not a do or die affair but I'm willing to give it a shot.
So I'm a student in my second year and my dad is a permanent resident in the US. He's been living there for some years now. My mom and siblings are here. My dad will be sponsoring my trip. I intend to come back in time for school as soon as ASUU calls of the strike because I really love my course. Is there any way I can present my case properly? Please reply, thanks guys.
TravelRe: USA Visit Visa Part 3 by dadee007(m): 1:25pm On Nov 27, 2018
My own advise is forget about the letter; the odds of the VO looking at the letter is minute. The VO knows anyway that school children will be on holidays. What you should ask yourself is, what will bring you back to Nigeria once in the US? This is also known as ties. Once you can get multiple reasons that you can prove to the VO, including ability to finance the trip, you should be fine.
bettyLad:
good day everyone , thanks for keeping this thread alive , I'm back again and I need so advise from my fellow nairalander , our interview date is next week Tuesday, we applied as a family ,hubby and I with three kids , reason for the trip is to spend the Xmas holiday in US and also celebrate my first child bday over there which is 24th of DEC .. my husband lives outside the country while I stay in nig with the kids , we do visit him whenever the kids are on holiday , now my husband requested I get a letter from my kids school stating that there ll b on holiday at the time we would b vacating in the US which i went to the school and they told me to bring 10k each per child for the letter .I have two kids there making 20k for just letter .. I got a letter free from my last child school cos he attends a different school from his siblings . my question is this
is the letter from the school that important cos I find it too much to pay a school for just a letter since we didnt even state the name of their school on the form ?
also I'm a fashion designer and also a pattern illustrator in a fashion school but hubby wrote home maker on the form which indicates I'm a house wife ,if they ask me what I do for a living ,what will b my reply ?
is my statement of account also necessary since my husband is the the sponsor of the trip ?
please nairaland help me with answers as I ll b glad to hear from you . thanks
InvestmentRe: Why You Should NOT Invest In Nigeria — Priti Patel Writes Investors by dadee007(m): 8:46pm On Nov 20, 2018
Pamtoye:
Did anyone read the post.. $9 billion for compensation abi wetin I hear??How much is Nigeria's yearly budget gan??I laff in Swahili..... $9billion ko
If the contract wasn't cancelled, there would have been no compensation.
PoliticsRe: Buhari: Failure To Obey Court Orders, National Embarrassment – Soyinka by dadee007(m): 12:43pm On Nov 20, 2018
He said: “It is unfortunate that President Muhammadu Buhari and Vice President, Yemi Osinbajo, do not understand each other as regards restructuring. I can understand the president’s predicament because education is necessary to comprehend what restructuring entails but, I do not know why the vice president, who is a professor of Law, does not know what it entails.

“How can the vice president say he wants devolution of powers, state police and the likes, yet, he says he does not understand what those who talk about restructuring want? If the man who is the president does not understand what restructuring is, because of his education deficiency, should the vice president not also know what it is?

Now, that is deep.
And to think the person being talked about is our "leader".
Foreign AffairsJudge Orders Trump To Take Back Fired Journalist by dadee007(op): 4:53pm On Nov 16, 2018
A judge in Washington has ordered the White House to return CNN reporter Jim Acosta's press pass after it was revoked by the US Secret Service.

The judge's order says that the pass must be reinstated as a CNN lawsuit against Donald Trump continues.

The judge said the White House decision likely violated the journalist's right to due process and freedom of speech.

Speaking outside the court, Mr Acosta praised the decision and told reporters "let's go back to work".

Link: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-46240975

Do you think Trump will obey the court order?
CrimeRe: Woman Strips Unclad To Show South African President Scars After Being Gang Raped by dadee007(m): 7:16pm On Nov 02, 2018
FlirtyGist:
cool

SEE HER UNCENSORED UNCLAD PHOTOS HERE >>> http://gistmore.com/woman-strips-unclad-show-south-african-president-scars-gang-raped
Why would anybody want to see that?
TravelRe: USA Visit Visa Part 3 by dadee007(m): 5:43pm On Oct 28, 2018
LadyGuinivere:
Ask your questions here.
Thanks
Please, If you see my question and you think it's worthy for me to put here publicly then don't respond to it.
TravelRe: USA Visit Visa Part 3 by dadee007(m): 4:53pm On Oct 28, 2018
LadyGuinivere:
yes. I know several folks in that situation. I think that day was free and they bulk rescheduled. No biggie in my view
LadyG, May the Lord continue to be your strength. Can I PM you for something that is very very important?
PoliticsRe: Man Climbs Billboard To Protest Against Buhari, Hunger In Adamawa (Photos) by dadee007(m): 3:04pm On Oct 24, 2018
GrammarNazi1:
...has climbed...
CrimeRe: Nwa-John Obinna Missing In Port Harcourt After Closing From Work (Photos) by dadee007(m): 6:38pm On Oct 16, 2018
I suggest bans by IP for these people that want to spoil this forum with porn.
TravelRe: Eyewitness Reveals Cause Of Otedola Bridge Explosion: Foolishness Killed Them by dadee007(m): 12:06pm On Jun 29, 2018
I'm sure the kids in the school bus were not pressing their phones. Let us respect the dead.
PoliticsRe: Workers’ Day: FG Pledges Commitment To Workers’ Welfare by dadee007(m): 10:10am On May 01, 2018
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Nairaland GeneralRe: I Just Caught This Idiot (Hedgehog) On My Way Home (Photos) by dadee007(m): 12:59pm On Dec 07, 2017
justscorchone:
OP please if it's still alive I will gladly buy it from you,kindly reply my PM.
me too.
RomanceRe: I Wasn't Abducted, I Was With My Boyfriend - Housewife Rescued From Kidnappers by dadee007(m): 4:52pm On Dec 04, 2017
Looks can be deceptive.
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Suleman: "Disciples Of Jesus Were Armed, Were His Bodyguards'' (Video) by dadee007(m): 4:42pm On Dec 04, 2017
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CrimeThe Forgotten Christians Of Nigeria...enduring Persecution. FOX NEWS by dadee007(op): 12:02pm On Oct 16, 2017
“Don’t go. I swore I would never go back there,” came the voice of my friend Jay Smith on a trans-Atlantic Skype call. “I’ve been in over sixty countries. I’ve been all over Africa. I lived there, and I’ve never felt unsafe the way I did in that country. There is something especially terrifying about that place.”

“Good to know,” I replied. “Alan said that he goes there all the time. He said he even takes his children.”

Alan was a British politician who had recently attended one of my lectures in London. To hear him tell it, Nigeria was like Club Med.

“Alan?” Jay was incredulous. “Did Alan also tell you that when he goes he’s traveling with the British government and is accompanied by heavily armed guards? You? You’re going to have an entirely different experience.”

This was my introduction to Nigeria. Jay’s opinion was not acquired from Trip Advisor. He had been there more than once. During a 2008 visit, he spent nine hours hiding in the wheel well of a car while a mob went up and down a blocked highway looking for Westerners to victimize. Nigeria was, in his view, unique to the African experience. It wasn’t that terrible things didn’t happen in other countries; it was the sheer magnitude of them in Nigeria. Even other Africans are afraid of Nigeria and its well-earned terrifying reputation.

I had been invited there by my friend, Jwan Zhumbes, the Anglican bishop of Bukuru. Jwan and I had done our doctoral work together. He had asked me some years ago to come and teach the members of the diocese on issues of faith and culture. Jwan is shepherd to a diocese that has been attacked by the Boko Haram and another Islamic group, the Fulani Herdsmen Militia. He was, in my estimation, a great man doing a great work.

Now, months later, the mission was complete and it was time for me to leave the country. My time in Nigeria had been one of great blessing. The experience defies a simple description or even a simple narrative. These are Christians whose churches, homes, families and friends have been bombed, burned, and persecuted for their faith in Jesus Christ. Indeed, just last month, 20 Christians were slaughtered by the Fulani only a short drive from where I was staying. This is not uncommon. And yet, optimism prevails with them where self-pity and a spirit of defeat might rule a lesser people.

Packing-up for the journey ahead, I noticed Jwan at my door. He looked upset.

“What is wrong?” I asked.

“It took the housekeeper a long time to answer the door,” he began. “For a moment, I feared something had happened to my friend during the night.”

“I’m fine,” I reassured him. “I slept well.”

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Me, Lois (Jwan's wife), and Jwan (Courtesy of the author)

Jwan, ever pastoral, inspected the mosquito bite on my upper arm. “It does not look good. You are taking your malaria medication?”

“Yes.”

This interaction is a neat summary of the dangers of Nigeria—they come from both man and nature. To quote one Nigerian writer, “Unfortunately, much like traveling on our roads, life and living in Nigeria is becoming alarmingly cheap, brutal and unpredictable.”

And, oh, the roads. Jwan and his driver, Moses, were here to take me back to the airport. The journey from Abuja to Jos had been harrowing. Now it was time to do it again, but in reverse. A long, perilous drive, it is not for the faint of heart. Going to Nigeria? Gird your loins.

Moses, our driver for this real-life version of “The Fast and Furious,” is a sturdy, quiet fellow in his mid-twenties. Being a bit prone to car sickness on these brutal Nigerian roads, I had opted to drive or sit in the front passenger seat during much of my visit. But when we were about an hour out of Jos and at the front end of this long, lonely highway, Jwan ordered Moses to pull over.

“We must now move you to the backseat,” he explained to me. “We know not what evil lurks for you in the bush.”

This sentence, spoken as it was in Jwan’s James Earl Jones-like baritone and in an older, more sonorous British English that is extinct in all but former British colonies, had an ominous quality to it. I moved to the back where the windows were tinted. Jwan reclined my seat slightly to conceal me further. He then gave Moses a uniform like that of a traffic cop and told him to put it on.

“He will look official,” Jwan explained. “The checkpoint guards are less likely to give us trouble.”

Sketchy people are not unique to Nigeria. But Nigeria’s sketchy types tend to be heavily armed, and that makes things a bit dicey. Moses, who clearly liked wearing the uniform, pulled the Toyota Sequoia back onto the highway and took aim at the far horizon. The engine roared as he pushed the RPMs into the gauge’s red limits just as the driver had done when we traveled this road a week before. I have never seen a vehicle endure such punishment, and I have punished a lot of vehicles. It wasn’t merely that we were going fast, it was the duration of it, the pounding of the road, the constant hard braking and re-acceleration. Five and a half hours is a long time to push a vehicle, any vehicle, so hard. I feared the engine might blow or …

“What happens if we blow-out a tire?” I asked, already knowing the grim answer.

Jwan’s reply was typical of the man’s penchant for the eloquent understatement: “It would be a very bad day for us all.”

What Nigeria’s Christians accept as normal is, for the typical Westerner—or even the typical African—extraordinary. Some accept it because they don’t know anything different. Others accept it because they have no choice. Intelligent Travel, an independent group providing risk assessment to travelers, rates Nigeria a 97 percent travel risk. Meanwhile, life expectancy in Nigeria is a mere 53 years. Regardless, God’s grace was evident in how these good people managed it. They didn’t worry about those things they could not control. They simply did the best they could and left the rest to God’s sovereign mercy.

Moses, whose named seemed perfectly suited to his task on this day, led us on at high speed through the African desert.

“Get me to the Promised Land, Moses,” I joked. The young man smiled and, having connected his smartphone to the car stereo, he started his playlist that began with something unexpected.

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Courtesy of the author (Me with the priests and their wives after I spoke to them during a day-long conference)

“You like Rascal Flatts, Moses?” I asked. He grinned and nodded enthusiastically in the rearview mirror. I just shook my head, wondering if Rascal had ever imagined a scenario like this when he—or whoever—wrote this piece of music. I cannot now recall the song, but it surely must have been “Bless the Broken Road.”

“Now that you have been with us, my friend,” Jwan began, “how does the reality of our country compare to your expectations?”

“A South African friend of mine had told me that Nigerians were a huge people,” I said. “He has never been to Nigeria, but he told me that Nigerians were like the actor Michael Clarke Duncan, the big guy in “The Green Mile.” Huge. So, I had expected to feel like a grasshopper in their sight.”

At this, Jwan and Moses roared in delight.

“Instead you discovered that it is you who are of the tribe of Anak!” Jwan joked, completing my biblical reference. “We are more like Asians in size. You saw how you were bigger than almost everyone you met in this country! But that myth is part of the reputation of Nigeria in Africa. Nigeria and Nigerians are feared. Even by other Africans. Nigeria is like a scarecrow—you only need see it from afar to be afraid.”

That, I knew, was true. Later, without exception, when other Africans learned that I had been in Nigeria, they practically shivered. “Other Africans don’t go to Nigeria,” one man told me. The reasons, I heard, ranged from drug trafficking to witchcraft, but violence was the most common theme.

That said, Nigerian Christians are remarkable. Tough, charismatic, and possessed of an irrepressible joy, no one could ever conquer a people of such spirit. Not the Boko Haram, not the Fulani Herdsmen, not a corrupt government, and not the liberal policies that the West has tried to force upon them. The unrelenting pressure of violence, corruption, and pestilence have combined to produce a pearl of a people.

But the West has failed them. Abandoned them, really. Deep into the country, away from the operations of oil companies with their heavy security and guarded compounds, Westerners are almost non-existent.

Even so, the anti-Western narrative of colonialism was not reflected among the Nigerians I met. Quite the opposite. I don’t mean to suggest here that Nigerians think British colonialism was all peaches and cream. But these are a sophisticated, educated people who recognize that the British, particularly the Anglican Church, brought many good things to Nigeria—education, hospitals, infrastructure, and, most importantly, Jesus.

Speaking at a conference in London some years ago, Peter Akinola, the Archbishop of the Anglican Church in Nigeria, boldly chastised the West:

“You came to my country and told us there is only one God through whom we could be saved, Jesus Christ, and we believed you, and followed Him. You told us there is only one true book to know him, the Bible, and we believed you, and read it. Now you tell us Allah of Islam is also god, and that we can use the Qur’an to learn about God. You invited the Muslims here as guests, and they have now become your hosts. So now I come to your country to remind you of what you have forgotten.”

Wow. A friend of mine who was present at this occasion said it was one of the most powerful talks he has ever heard. You see, to Nigerian Christians, there are two manifestations of the West:

The good one that brings freedom, education, health care, and the eternal hope of Jesus Christ; and the bad one that uses every coercive power it possesses to bully the Third World into implementing permissive policies on abortion and homosexuality. Regarding the first, they want to know where that West went. Why did the Western church start something and not finish it? Regarding the second, to say that they deeply resent it is a gross understatement.

Prior to President Obama’s 2015 visit to Kenya, his administration attempted, unsuccessfully, to force that country (and other African countries) to change their laws on homosexuality. Many Africans deemed this both arrogant and unwanted, which, of course, it was. For them, this is America at its worst. More than once I was asked if American churches were all gay.

“What’s wrong with the American church?” One man asked me. “On television, we see so many people in church”—they all get TBN and DayStar on satellite—“but then we read they are all liberal [his word], approving of gay marriage. Don’t they believe in the Bible anymore?”

Watching CNN International and BBC as their news sources, it is no wonder that they think this. But they have a point. Western churches, Western Christians, have gone soft. This is because they have confused Christ’s command to love others with being likable, as if that were an attribute of God. (It isn’t.) As such, they endeavor to be, above all else, inoffensive and polite. This doctrinal malpractice has given us a generation of men who are what C.S. Lewis called “men without chests.”

And yet, in spite of ourselves, these Nigerians were a people who felt an affection for America. Jwan’s brother-in-law, a minister of agriculture, said: “Not only do we think that America should be first, we think America should lead the world.”

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Typical checkpoint (Courtesy of the author)

Given the narrative we hear in the United States, chiefly, that America is bad for the world and is hated by it, that statement surprised me. San Antonio Spurs coach Greg Popovich recently made headlines when he said that “America is an embarrassment to the world.”

That may be, but not for the reason Popovich might suppose. America’s current identity crisis is one that makes people like those that I met in Nigeria (and elsewhere in the Third World) nervous. If America isn’t leading the world, the alternatives look grim. Who now? Russia? China? They hope not.

“What is wrong with America?” is a frequent refrain.

To Popovich’s point, I was embarrassed to have to answer such questions, but for precisely the opposite reason than he meant. Most embarrassing of all was having to answer questions about the West’s position on Islam.

“Why do they think Islam is a religion of peace?” another man asked me. “These people have been killing us for decades and your media just ignores it. Now they are killing you and still your President Obama called it a peaceful religion. We see Western leaders saying that over and over again. Why?”

I could do little more than shrug and hold my palms up in resignation, because the question is all too valid. It isn’t bad enough that these people should be murdered by Muslim militants, but their suffering is compounded by the West’s willful blindness to a religion that bears a striking resemblance to a war strategy.

Yes, I was embarrassed by these manifestations of bad America. That I have written and spoken so forcefully about Islam is an encouragement to these persecuted Christians. Watching a clip from my debate on Al-Jazeera with atheist Daniel Dennett and Muslim cleric Zaid Shakir, Nigerian clergy practically cheered. You’d never get that reaction in the West, and that’s because Westerners prefer the false narrative that comforts them to the truth which frightens them.

Approaching a military checkpoint, Moses slowed the Toyota. The guard, spotting the uniform Moses was now wearing, saluted and waved us on. Moses, loving every second of the respect the uniform garnered for him, smiled to the point of laughter.

“Moses,” I warned, “you’ve got to act like you get saluted every day. To them, this must appear old hat for you. If you look like you’re enjoying it too much, they might get suspicious.”

He tried to suppress his smile, but it was no use. Much to my amusement, the salute thrilled him. Punching the accelerator, we were once again blazing a dusty path across the African plain.

The World Health Organization considers Nigeria the most dangerous country in the world to travel by road and, brother, I can tell you they are right. Each year, there are roughly 615 fatalities in Nigeria for every 100,000 vehicles. Compare that astonishing figure to the United States: 12. That’s before you factor in terrorism and the constant threat of roadside ambushes. Nigeria is leading the world in all the wrong categories.

A few hours later, we reached the international airport in Abuja. I thanked Moses for his driving and I thanked God for Toyota. My heavens, did that Sequoia take a beating, and so did I. My multitude of formerly broken bones ached from the journey.

Jwan walked with me into the terminal until airport security permitted him to go no farther. We embraced as friends and brothers in Christ. Watching him leave, I again thought of what a great man he is and the task before him.

Turning to making my way to the Lufthansa check-in counter, I realized that Phil Collins’s “Take Me Home” was playing over airport speakers. Fitting. I took one more fleeting glimpse at the figure of Nigeria’s great Christian bishop in the distance.

Minutes later, I was through passport control and in line to board the plane. I approached the woman checking tickets and passports.

“Your ticket, please.”

I handed it over. Raising her eyebrows, she said, “Double-o-seven?” She then examined me dramatically from head to toe and added flatly, “Yes, I think so.”

Having no idea what she was talking about, I looked at my ticket for clues:

“Seat Assignment: 007.”

I gave a wan smile and joined the enthusiastic rush that always possesses passengers boarding a plane. Elsewhere, such enthusiasm baffles me, but here it made sense. Since the Nigerian crisis began, not even Lufthansa remained in the country a moment longer than was necessary. The planes land, unload their passengers, refuel, reload, and leave in just over an hour with the same crew.

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No Caption (Courtesy of the author)

Seated next to a Nigerian woman from Lagos who now lives in Atlanta, she asked me where I had been.

“Jos.”

“In the north?” she exclaimed. “Did you drive that road?!”

“Yes.”

“From Abuja to Jos and back again?”

“Yes.”

“You had armed escorts, I suppose.”

“No.”

She looked at me wide-eyed over her reading glasses. “No? I would never do it! Lagos is, hmm, okay, but the north? Even I, a Nigerian, would never go there! What company lets you do that? I’ve not heard of it being done!”

“It was for ministry.”

“Ah!” she said with a knowing look. “Then the Lord was your protection!”

After a momentary pause, she added: “Still, I would never do it.”

Her delivery, perfectly timed, and with just the right intonation, was classic. I laughed out loud.

Soon thereafter I received a text from Jwan:

“You are an awesome and a wonderfully daring figure, my friend. You have proved to me that you are a beloved brother and a friend indeed…. May the Lord be with you. Anticipating the news of your safe arrival.”

As the plane lifted-off, I thought about my courageous Nigerian friends and the extraordinary work God is doing through them and all that we, in the West, could learn from them. With a full heart, I reclined my seat and minutes later I was sleeping more deeply than I had in a very long time.

http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2017/10/15/forgotten-christians-nigeria-faithful-while-enduring-incredible-persecution.print.html
AutosRe: Total Cost Of Clearing A Vehicle In Nigeria by dadee007(m): 11:51am On Sep 07, 2017
Please how much to clear a 2007 Corolla Matrix coming RORO. Also advise the best shipping line for RORO currently as regards safety of the car. Pickup was supposed to be today, I need to give them my preferred shipping line. God bless you all.
Car TalkRe: Which Petrol Station Has The Most Accurate Pump In Lagos by dadee007(m): 8:22am On Apr 28, 2017
From experience, Total on Awolowo road Ikoyi, Forte oil Awolowo road Ikoyi and Northwest Ajah. The Forte Oil fuel is kind of dark though. Also, there is no fair filling station in a 50 mile radius of Gbagada.
AutosRe: Total Cost Of Clearing A Vehicle In Nigeria by dadee007(m): 12:12pm On Jan 16, 2017
Thanks. I am leaning towards 2008 now.
oliverjiad:
07 MDX:#750,000
08:850,000
09:#950,000

Regards

Jaid
AutosRe: Total Cost Of Clearing A Vehicle In Nigeria by dadee007(m): 6:05pm On Jan 15, 2017
Please what is the cost of clearing: 2007 Acura MDX, 2008 Acura MDX and 2009 Acura MDX? If the difference is not much, I'll settle for the most recent. Please a quick response will be appreciated.
HealthRe: Why Children Develop Fast Nowadays - Laffhub.com by dadee007(op): 4:05pm On Oct 28, 2016
Can the two-eyed man show us the way then
Silkmoth33:
Look at all the lame responses from honeyadi! She seems disoriented in place.

undecided this can only happen when the one eyed man rule the blind.
HealthRe: Why Children Develop Fast Nowadays - Laffhub.com by dadee007(op): 4:04pm On Oct 28, 2016
If you have a different view or explanation to this phenomenon, you can share here please. This is a forum for educated people...mostly.
Silkmoth33:
This is garbage, undecided Absolute Baloney.

Dadee007 cooked this broccoli up his _ass for weeks and dished it cold for u guys to feast on. The saying that children grow faster nowadays is unfounded and to a great deal subjective.

Look at the layman expressions and examples he keeps citing.

Your brain is no politician my friend.
I take this all back. I just saw your profile and I can see your prominence in the gaming and dating sections. It can only mean one thing- You probably are Juvenile...or young at heart. Your tirade is accepted.
HealthWhy Children Develop Fast Nowadays - Laffhub.com by dadee007(op): 7:47pm On Oct 27, 2016
Many people have probably made the comment, either as a passing remark or as real observation. The mention of ''Children of nowadays grow so fast'' is now a common one; but have you ever stopped to wonder why this might be so? or if this is a good or bad thing.

The truth actually is children develop too fast nowadays.

During the time of most of our parents, puberty used to start around the early teen years but now, the age for puberty keeps dropping at an alarming rate.

In a normal situation, puberty is determined by your body due to several factors like Gender, Nutrition, Health, etc.

The brain is the governor over your body and the brain knows when you start to need certain things so it sends its ''messengers'' hormones, to create what you need at the time you need it.

For example, if your brain considers several factors going on in your body and decides that you are ready to bear a child as a woman, it sends hormones to start giving you wider hips, etc.

You can get pregnant before your brain has determined based on several factors taken into consideration, that you are ready. In this case, you might not yet have the fully developed hips and when such a person tries to have a baby, it might lead to conditions like VVF or even death.

Good nutrition acts like the fuel that supplies the body with the hormones needed for most of this development. You might have heard people say if you feed your children beans, they will become tall.

This is not too far from the truth as beans is a rich source of protein and protein is needed for the natural growth and development of a child. This can also be adduced as a good reason why a 13 year old in a developed country usually looks more mature than a 13 year old of the same sex in a developing country. Food is not one of their problems and when they eat, they eat balanced diet unlike when many people in developing countries eat, they eat to survive.

That is the normal case of puberty and how it was intended to be naturally, but nowadays what we have is the abnormal puberty called Precocious puberty and has been linked to Plastics. Yes, plastics.

Many experts believe that xenoestrogens, which are actually toxins and which act like oestrogen in the body are responsible for this modern trend of precocious puberty. Xenoestrogens confuse the brain to premature development by mimicking how normal hormones work in the body. They are endocrine disruptors and can be found in plastics like Household plastics, Children's toys, etc.

The only way to prevent this poisoning is to avoid giving food packaged in plastics to your child, protect from pesticides, and also follow all that has already been written about plastics here: http://laffhub.com/blog/moi-moi-the-silent-killer

For most of us, our children are our lives and it would hurt us to think we might be involved in anything that might be harmful to them.

But if your dream is to see your daughter wear bra at maybe 6 years of age or your son have a mustache at 9 or 10 years, then you can try the opposite of all that is written here.
http://laffhub.com/blog/reasons-children-develop-fast-nowadays
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HealthTop Facts About Laughter You Did Not Know by dadee007(op):
The largest online base for laughter in Africa, laffhub.com, which is Africa's largest comedy hub with a variety of comedy videos and content brings to you "Top Facts About Laughter You Did Not Know"


Laughing can make you lose calories.10 to 15 minutes of laughing a day can burn up to 40 calories and more laughter, more calorie loss. So, this is good news for anyone who is too lazy to work out.

You probably have heard this before because it's true. Laughter is the best medicine. According to research, Laughter can aid memory, improve the function of blood vessels and increase blood flow, improve immunity, help regulate blood sugar levels, and also improve sleep.

Someone else's laughter can spur you to laugh. When you see someone having a hilarious fit, your brain is wired to respond by laughing too.

Laughing can make relationships last. When you encounter relationship troubles, just find the funny side of it and laugh about it. Research shows that couples that laugh together stay together longer than couples who don't



Having a good sense of humour is genetic and can be inherited from someone's parents.


http://laffhub.com/blog/top-facts-about-laughter-you-did-not-know
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Car TalkRe: Here Are 8 Engines You Should Avoid by dadee007(m): 2:10pm On Jul 03, 2016
Honda builds aircraft engines, why would they be there? Google it if you doubt it.
lonelydora:
Yeepa! Honda engine is not among.

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