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The reason for this article is that so many people are getting attacked nowadays as so many evil people see acid as the punishment of sorts for whatever they feel offended by. So many victims in the aftermath have had their lives changed forever because of this. The victims, mainly women, do not have the prescience to know what is about to befall them and they most definitely would probably have fared better if someone had given them information on what to do in the event of such an unfortunate and unexpected eventuality.

What is an acid?

In chemistry, an acid is defined as a substance that turns litmus red, neutralizes alkalis, and such things; but for the purpose of this article, I will define for the layman thus:

An acid, (at least the ones usually employed for these dastardly acts) is a corrosive liquid that is the equivalent of liquid fire.

Yes, it is fire and it sometimes does more damage than fire itself. So have it at the back of your mind that an acid is just fire.

Many people know that if your clothes catch fire, you should drop, roll and try to smother the fire. But people also need to know what to do if it is acid that they have on them.

What to do if acid is thrown at you.

If you see any liquid thrown at you,(even if it's water) especially at your face (because this is usually the site targeted by assailants for maximum damage), and you don't have time to duck and dodge, do all these things in quick succession:

1.Use your hand to shield your face from the liquid coming towards you at the same time close your eyes. Flee and while fleeing from the source of the attack, (because they can throw more at you) shout for help as you flee and shout as loud as you can.

Now, this is the most important part so I have to explain before I say the next steps.

Concentrated acid is highly destructive. To give you a mental picture of what it can do, if a drop is dropped on someone's hand, it will start burning or "eating" the surface where it is dropped. If nothing is done to halt its progress, it would continue till it gets to the bone and if nothing is done still, it can "eat" away the bone as well.

This is to show you the power of what you might be dealing with.

If unfortunately you are hit by the liquid, what you do, and do fast, will determine the outcome. The key word here is WATER.

You need water, and you need lots of it.

2. As you flee, either shout for people to bring water, or if you know a water source like a pool that won't take too much time to get to like a running tap, head there, if you see shops, grab water and use, you really need water and you need it badly.

If you can get to running water, get there and put the affected part under running water you need to be under continuous running water for at least 30 mins. This might sound odd but don't rush to the Hospital. It is the things you do immediately in the aftermath that would determine how severe the burns will be. You must be desperate to save yourself and reduce future disfigurement. Water, Water, Water. The mistake that people make is that they douse water quite all right, but they douse just like a cup etc and thereafter, head for hospital. The acid will continue destroying the patient's tissue all the way to the hospital and might even spread to other parts because of the little water.

To buttress this point, Two female British teenage charity workers had acid thrown at them in Zanzibar, and luckily for them, they were not too far from the sea so they dashed to the sea to wash off and today, the only way you would know anything happened to them is probably from slight skin colour difference on the site of the acid attack.

3. Don't put anything like oils, creams, ointments etc. as this might adversely affect the treatment doctors will give you later. Water is all you need before you get to the hospital.

4. Remove all the jewelry, clothing and apparel which had contact with acid.

5. When you have done all these things, head for hospital.



Prevention is better than cure though, so:

As a note of caution,

Be wary of someone coming towards you with a cup, bottle etc.

Be aware and alert of your surroundings and of people moving suspiciously around you.

Watch out for people who might bear a grudge against you. And if you see them approaching menacingly, run and alert people around as you do so.

Source: [url]laffhub.com/blog/what-to-do-if-someone-throws-acid-at-you[/url]

Thank you.

Freksy:
Nice one!

It's sold in pharmacies.

Spectre007:
Where can i get this activated charcoal?

What would you do if by 12am one night, your little child drinks some household poison like shampoo thinking its juice? Or you have just gone to toilet for the fourteenth time and you are feeling like you are about to pass out.

Of course, you will go to the hospital but before you are able to go to Hospital, do you know that your actions (or inactions) might even determine if you make it to the hospital, or if the hospital will be able to save you?

Are you prepared for any eventuality? Life-threatening situations require that you have something to use at home, just in case.

The must-have Items are:

1.Activated Charcoal- This has to be the best poison-absorbing substance known to man. (Forget Palm oil) It is sold in pharmacies everywhere and you don’t need a prescription to buy it. If your child (or you) accidentally swallows poison, you would regret not having this at home. To demonstrate how effective, it is, a professor once swallowed some poison intentionally, along with activated charcoal. The poison was in quantities that would have summarily killed him, but he was unharmed. He swallowed it to demonstrate to his colleagues how effective Activated charcoal is in absorbing poison. The professor’s name is Professor Touery.

2.ORT Sachets: You don’t want to be caught dead without this in your home. (no pun intended) If someone stools frequently as in diarrhoea etc. and the person doesn’t get two things urgently, the person might die. The two things are, hydration and electrolyte balance. When you hear someone died from diarrhoea, it usually isn’t the diarrhoea that killed the person but the loss of water and electrolytes. If the person is a child, amplify your alert times 10 because of their tender bodies. I would have said sugar and salt as an alternative but it can be cumbersome doing the mixing and getting the ratio right, so I choose this convenient, ready-mixed pack sold cheap at every pharmacy I know. Just add a litre of water and you are good to go.

3. Low dose Aspirin (75 mg): Warning- NEVER EVER GIVE ASPIRIN TO A CHILD BELOW 16 YEARS OF AGE- EVER. I will discuss the dangers in another post.

Now that we have that out of the way, this wonder-drug does erm… wonders. It is different from the aspirin widely used for pain, hence the “low-dose” name. It can be used to prevent a blood-clot; it might save your granny if you notice she’s having signs of a stroke probably caused by a blood clot. Daily use of this is said to prevent some cancers and in fact, by some, you should be taking this daily. Please talk to your doctor to know if this is for you.


4.Aloe-vera plant: This thorny plant has so many beneficial uses but the one I am recommending it for is for burns and scalds. If for example you spill hot water on your hands you can quickly go and cut its leaves, apply the gel sparingly all over the affected area and leave it. What it seemingly does is that when the burns heal, it leaves as little mark as possible and if it is just a minor scald, you might not notice anything when it heals.

5.Baking Powder: Baking powder is made of sodium bicarbonate a bit different from baking powder. It has so many uses but I will mention just the 2 that pertain to this article. 1. For ulcer. 2. For scorpion stings and bug bites.

Because of the way it interacts with acids by neutralizing it, baking soda is very good for stomach ulcers. Just drink a glass of water with 1-2 teaspoons to relieve symptoms.
To use for scorpion stings, put a paste of baking powder and water over the stung area, be it wasp, bee or scorpion stings. While most scorpion stings are not deadly, some, like the Deathstalker can be fatal. So, try and kill the scorpion and take it with you to hospital for the doctor to see.

Source: http://laffhub.com/blog/list-of-items-you-must-have-in-your-home-for-emergencies

Channels TV correspondent, Kayode Akintemi, quoted what the Minister of Agriculture, Audu Ogbeh, saying this at a forum recently.
But you already heard the warning here first.

http://laffhub.com/blog/moi-moi-the-silent-killer
https://www.nairaland.com/3072416/moi-moi-silent-killer

You like fakes eh? Why not post from Ferragamo Website.

EDUECO:
These folks are not as rich as people take them to be!
They are very good in showing and hyping their status all because they are in the show business!
Just see the price of the belt below.

Basketmouth Seen Rocking Double Gancini Salvatore Ferragamo


Top Comedian Basketmouth was seen rocking a Double Gancini Salvatore Ferragamo belt worth about N200k at an event that took place at Raddisson blu.

The event, which was the launch of laffhub.com purported to be Africa's largest comedy hub for Nigerians and Nigerians in Diaspora. Basketmouth, AY, Mr Patrick, Ushbebe and more are in partnership with Laffhub comedy hub.

See pictures from the event below and checkout Basketmouth's belt.


Source: http://laffhub.com/blog/basketmouth-seen-rocking-double-gancini-salvatore-ferragamo

Very Bad

Martins301:
Hmmmmm......

After cooking my first ever moi-moi dish just yesterday here, I log onto nairaland only to see this. Na so una take dey give people heart attack o.

BTW is using nylon also bad? Na im I use o

Ashiat39:
Pls dont go after dis wonderful post, cn we use tin to prepare beans pudding?

Yes, tin can be used if it is made specially for that purpose like the tins made to make cakes etc. But if it is a disused tin like the one you removed sardines from etc, those actually have the walls coated with BPA or Epoxy resin which is what you are trying to avoid in the first place.

Many Decades ago, the word Cancer seemed isolated; restricted to some faraway lands abroad but not common in Africa and most especially, not in Nigeria. But nowadays, cancer has become very prevalent on these shores and has taken the lives of many prominent Africans and Nigerians alike. In this series, we would be looking at what has changed and what we might be doing wrong which we weren’t doing back then that has now led to a spike in the number of cancer cases and as a result, cancer deaths in Nigeria.

Have you ever had this in a fast food restaurant in Nigeria before? If yes, you should desist. You want to know why? Okay, here is why:

In days of old, beans pudding also known as moi moi used to be prepared in leaves. Leaves are organic, natural and harmless. They even give a nice flavour to the beans pudding when cooked.

But today in most places, they are prepared in plastic containers and people still gobble it up, oblivious of the inherent dangers of this modern practice.

Plastics are hydrocarbon.

To explain what this means to the lay man, plastics are gotten from crude-oil; just like your petrol, diesel and engine oil.

When plastics are heated, they release chemicals and these chemicals get into the food that the plastics are used to cook like the beans pudding, moi moi for example. Most of these plastics contain a chemical known as Bisphenol A also known as BPA. When you heat the plastics- as with any stable chemical composition, it becomes unstable and releases these chemicals.

As a rule, DO NOT heat any plastic container with food in it or cause it to become hot e.g by leaving it in the sun.

Although, in advanced countries, there are BPA-free plastics being widely used because of the dangers of ordinary plastics, you can be sure that the plastic used for your moi moi is not BPA-free as BPA-free plastic is not cheap so you cannot buy your moi moi for N250 and expect it to be in BPA-free plastic.

So, as a precaution know these:

There are so many different types of plastics with different uses for each but avoid heating all types of plastics. Including the ones that say on it, “microwave-safe”, “dishwasher safe” etc. Plastics are plastics.

When you want to warm food you kept in plastic in the freezer, put the food in a ceramic bowl, pot or pan before warming it- and that includes the quick warming we do by putting water in a pot and warming the food inside the container that was used to freeze it. (Yes, we know about that)

Take extra care if pregnant as these plastic chemicals affect the unborn child.

Be safe till next time. Bye.

Source:
http://laffhub.com/blog/moi-moi-the-silent-killer

Sir, an ATM card is not for everybody. It's for people that can manage it well. Not to sound insulting, How can someonene tell you to call all the digits of your ATM card and you oblige? Even if it is your account officer. SMH.

Empredboy:
»»ALERT ALERT ALERT»»
Beware of ATM fraudsters.

I, BenjaminZion is a VICTIM.
Read till the end Ooh:
Since last week Wednesday till yesterday, I frequently receive an SMS from this phone number: 234 803 413 8959. and the message read thus:
"Dear Customer, due to the BVN validation in compliance with CBN directives, your ATM card has been deactivated. Call our helpline on 08034138959 now.
My people, at first, I ignored it severally knowing that if truly its from First Bank, the SMS should've bear FIRST BANK name.
Then on Sunday, someone visited my house, so I decided to go withdraw but the ATM machine displayed that I've exceeded 5times of withdrawal which I haven't.
Now, I believed the SMS I got might be from the Bank Manager of the branch where I opened my account @ Onitsha.
Then today, around 12:17pm, I got same SMS and I decided to call because I'll be attending a seminar tomorrow here in Enugu which I need to withdraw money that will aid my transport and other expenses.
When I called, the number picked up & said "This Is FBN helpline, I'm speaking with Mr Benjamin Zion Arinzechukwu" I replied "Yes". He called out my account number & the last two digits of my ATM card. I was shocked then, I now believed it was from First Bank.
Throughout the dialogue, he was calling me Sir, Sir, Sir. I was convinced coz that's how bankers treat customers.
He asked me to call the 19digit pin on my ATM card, which is the Serial number & I dis exactly.
Within 4mins, I got this five code (28506) which I sent back to them as instructed. They told me to call Back after 40mins.
My people, within 25mins, I got an alert of #10.000, five times, which is 50.000naira.
I called back the number & complained; they say, they'll refund the money within the remaining 15mins. That they're testing the pin.
Then, I began suspecting the whole transaction.
I called a staff @ FBN Onitsha, the branch where I opened the account, her line was switched off.
I suspended the lunch I was preparing, switch off the gas cooker, dressed up like a mad man and made my way out of the house.
I stopped a Keke (tricycle), I even wore my belt and shirt inside the Keke.
When I got to the bank, I went straight to the Bank Manager's office (My new friend), I complained to him. He was mad @ me & blamed me for not calling him to confirm since I have his contact. I also blamed him for not informing me hitherto coz he knows such info & didn't informed me earlier.
He took me to the "Customer Service Unit", I was given a form where I penned down my Acc name & number. They blocked the ATM card & pin immediately.
Still @ the spot, I got a withdrawal alert of #30.000naira, summing it #80,000.
Many people came for same purpose; a lady was lamenting that after giving them her ATM Serial pin, within 30mins, she got an alert that she transferred 200.000 two times i.e 400.000naira. To one Mr Jude Okonta. Then, my anger was lessened, I began to thank God for making me notice on time & acted fastly.
I went outside & test the ATM card and it was blocked truly.
I called back the line, and the man/guy said "Sorry sir, for the inconvenience, we're trying to refund the money but there's poor network. I quickly lay curse upon the man, and gave him 1week to refund my money or he'll meet his waterloo.
How can a student like me lose such amount to nothing good.
Though I'm burning with ANGER & GRUDGES but
I decided to write an article on this, so that none of my friend will fall victim as I did today.
Kindly share this to others.

My names are: Benjamin Zion Arinzechukwu.
{Deo-Gratias}.

Sir, an ATM card is not for everybody. It's for people that can manage it well. Not to sound insulting, How can someone tell you to call all the digits of your ATM card and you oblige? Even if it is your account officer. SMH.

Empredboy:
»»ALERT ALERT ALERT»»
Beware of ATM fraudsters.

I, BenjaminZion is a VICTIM.
Read till the end Ooh:
Since last week Wednesday till yesterday, I frequently receive an SMS from this phone number: 234 803 413 8959. and the message read thus:
"Dear Customer, due to the BVN validation in compliance with CBN directives, your ATM card has been deactivated. Call our helpline on 08034138959 now.
My people, at first, I ignored it severally knowing that if truly its from First Bank, the SMS should've bear FIRST BANK name.
Then on Sunday, someone visited my house, so I decided to go withdraw but the ATM machine displayed that I've exceeded 5times of withdrawal which I haven't.
Now, I believed the SMS I got might be from the Bank Manager of the branch where I opened my account @ Onitsha.
Then today, around 12:17pm, I got same SMS and I decided to call because I'll be attending a seminar tomorrow here in Enugu which I need to withdraw money that will aid my transport and other expenses.
When I called, the number picked up & said "This Is FBN helpline, I'm speaking with Mr Benjamin Zion Arinzechukwu" I replied "Yes". He called out my account number & the last two digits of my ATM card. I was shocked then, I now believed it was from First Bank.
Throughout the dialogue, he was calling me Sir, Sir, Sir. I was convinced coz that's how bankers treat customers.
He asked me to call the 19digit pin on my ATM card, which is the Serial number & I dis exactly.
Within 4mins, I got this five code (28506) which I sent back to them as instructed. They told me to call Back after 40mins.
My people, within 25mins, I got an alert of #10.000, five times, which is 50.000naira.
I called back the number & complained; they say, they'll refund the money within the remaining 15mins. That they're testing the pin.
Then, I began suspecting the whole transaction.
I called a staff @ FBN Onitsha, the branch where I opened the account, her line was switched off.
I suspended the lunch I was preparing, switch off the gas cooker, dressed up like a mad man and made my way out of the house.
I stopped a Keke (tricycle), I even wore my belt and shirt inside the Keke.
When I got to the bank, I went straight to the Bank Manager's office (My new friend), I complained to him. He was mad @ me & blamed me for not calling him to confirm since I have his contact. I also blamed him for not informing me hitherto coz he knows such info & didn't informed me earlier.
He took me to the "Customer Service Unit", I was given a form where I penned down my Acc name & number. They blocked the ATM card & pin immediately.
Still @ the spot, I got a withdrawal alert of #30.000naira, summing it #80,000.
Many people came for same purpose; a lady was lamenting that after giving them her ATM Serial pin, within 30mins, she got an alert that she transferred 200.000 two times i.e 400.000naira. To one Mr Jude Okonta. Then, my anger was lessened, I began to thank God for making me notice on time & acted fastly.
I went outside & test the ATM card and it was blocked truly.
I called back the line, and the man/guy said "Sorry sir, for the inconvenience, we're trying to refund the money but there's poor network. I quickly lay curse upon the man, and gave him 1week to refund my money or he'll meet his waterloo.
How can a student like me lose such amount to nothing good.
Though I'm burning with ANGER & GRUDGES but
I decided to write an article on this, so that none of my friend will fall victim as I did today.
Kindly share this to others.

My names are: Benjamin Zion Arinzechukwu.
{Deo-Gratias}.

aodeks:
Amazing offers at amazing prices... I think this is one offer that will change the way we access comedy in this part of the world especially for Nigerians at home and in diaspora.... I went to the website and what I saw completely blew my mind.... I will like to ask the sponsors if one can access an entire Comedy show like AY show, Julius Agwu's concert etc from the portal..... and would that be for the same #500 per month ....??

Yes it is, You get Unlimited videos for N500. You can the decide whoever you want to watch; be it Basketmouth, AY show etc.

This is the most significant development in the Nigerian entertainment industry. All comedians and comedy content in one place.
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Laffhub.com is also the platform for comedians to promote and commercialize their comedy content which is accessible to all consumers globally, especially to Africans in the diaspora who are interested in African entertainment content.
Laffhub.com currently has exclusive comedy content from Nigerian A-List Comedians such as BasketMouth, AY and lots more. International comedy content includes Just for Laughs Gags, Oga at the top and lots more.
See pictures at the launch below.

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More.

Here are interior pics. The interior is even neater than the exterior.

For sale is this sweet 2002/2003 V6 4WD Toyota Highlander FOR N1.8M, the mileage is 116k no adding, no subtracting. Inspection in Lagos. Here are the pics.
Please call 08056251324.

Moderators, You almost made me lose my job today. I opened several Nairaland tabs when I got to work today and was reading as well as doing my work, so my boss came to my table and stood behind me asking for a particular job I was doing. I was looking for the tab that I opened for the job and mistakenly clicked on the a nairaland link I was reading : https://www.nairaland.com/2501937/ex-banker-steals-n27m-customers-account#36623357 And what pops up was a pornographic post by a commenter that had been made to GIF so was moving. My boss was livid that I came in the morning to be watching porn. This same guy posts porn on every topic everyday and nothing is being done about him he should have been permanently banned but I suspect he has support of the mods.

Demmocrats:
Nigerian army will kill me oh with laugh removing explosive with no full explosive protect gear.
www.

Knowledge is Power. There is no army in the world that wears full bomb disposal gear to defuse IEDs. It is an ongoing war and soldiers are on the move. Just imagine how cumbersome that same gear would be walking hundreds of miles through the jungle for days while executing a war. Let us not try and belittle everything we have.

Wow, That's New York? Was this after 30 mins rain as well sir? Or do we glorify ineptitude for selfish reasons?

aresa:
https://www.vosizneias.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/h_50580104.jpg


[img]http://e360.yale.edu/images/slideshows/gallery_hurricane_sandy_new_york_flooding.jpg[/img]

^^^^^^ That's New York. A state in the most advanced country in the world...

You can not out run Nature. You jokers need to find something better to do with your silly time...

Hello Mr Johnson, Urgent Please. How much to clear a container with: 2002 Highlander, 2001 Camry, 2005 Camry, 2003 Lexus RX. Coming on CMA /CGM. Also, I noticed that you have stopped listing the FOB values of vehicles, I hope no issues?
Thanks.

Good morning, How much to clear a container containing: A 2002 Toyota Highlander, A 2001 Camry, A 2005 Camry, A 2003 Lexus RX. Coming on CMA/CGM. Best price please, already been quoted.
Thanks

Please How much to clear a container containing: A 2002 Toyota Highlander, A 2001 Camry, A 2005 Camry, A 2003 Lexus RX. Coming on CMA/CGM. Best price please and no shortcuts.
Thanks

Boll2010: she's a thief.........and I'm not touched emotionally by the torture she went through......trim their branches now before they go big like iroko tree and start busting shops at idumota markets

Nansense......rubbish ladies to womanhood......if I hear say I pity them......what did the guys do to them self? Msteww! Na small thing them do am naa! Just insert something for her nyansh.......its a justified course,because she stole......what that peper means to thos traders is what money means to the kids of those traders.....and from the content up here,this is not their first time......just because is pepper doesn't mean it not worth the same electronic shops of LG or samsung

Yes, She's a thief and so are many of us that have the cover of being behind computer screens. Don't ever judge someone on the actions they have taken until you know the options they had to choose from.

Source?

ChukChinCol: I need triplet: two boys and a girl. Advice pls.

Hmmm, Why not try the methods for boys....twice and the girl method once and tell us how it goes after 27months?

jnrbayano: Nice research Op. I have indeed learnt one or two from it. I always know "heaven helps those who help themselves"...
God bless you aplenty.

Glad you learnt from it

Yemlizzy: I must commend the Op for such a research but despite all said i still believe everything lies solely in God's hands as he does as he pleases and always grants our heart desires.

Yemlizzy: I must commend the Op for such a research but despite all said i still believe everything lies solely in God's hands as he does as he pleases and always grants our heart desires.

Popoola oladayo: Nice and educative writeup

Thank you

nyere84: I saved this page, because i knw it will defiently be useful to me oneday. Tanks op.

But, in all, my trust is in God.

You are welcome

There are many people that would like to have a particular gender of a child, Boy or Girl. Some people have only female Children but would like a male child and some people have only male and would like a female child.

But Based on our cultural and religious beliefs in Nigeria and Africa, many would not like anything artificial, they would like it natural.

You can actually select the sex of your child naturally.

If you would like to select the gender of your child, there are many methods you can use and using a combination of these

methods, increases your chances exponentially and make it almost guaranteed to get your desired gender, boy or girl.

It is just like saying using a male condom alone to prevent pregnancy is about 85% effective but using a male condom + Spermicide is about 99% effective.(There is no 100% contraceptive method)…well, except abstinence.

https://naijaembassy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Figure-1-300x202.png

See the above image

TOP
Sperm carrying an “x” chromosome unites with egg, which also carries an “x” chromosome, to produce a girl.

BOTTOM
Sperm carrying a “y” chromosome unites with egg, which ALWAYS carries the “x” chromosome, to produce a boy.

What this means is that sperm that carry the “x” chromosome produce a girl, while those that carry the Y produce a boy.

Whenever you meet with your wife, you release both the “x” and the “y”. Many people believe that it is just a matter of chance which type reaches the egg first. It is not. There are many ways by which you can influence those results by yourself.

To Get Your Choice Of Baby Gender, (Boy or Girl) Do Any Of the Below Or A Combination

METHOD 1
The Shettles Method.

Many years ago, a physician called Landrum Shettles devised this method of gender selection that has reportedly worked for
thousands of couples.
The basis is that sperm that carries the “x” chromosome, needed to conceive a girl, swims slower but lives longer than sperm that carries the “y” chromosome, necessary to conceive a boy. By manipulating the timing of when you “meet” with your partner, in relation to your ovulation (egg release), the Shettles method maintains that you can encourage conception (pregnancy).

So, if you want to conceive a boy, you should “meet” with your partner as close to ovulation as possible. This would enable the faster, lighter, “y” carrying sperm to reach your egg first. If you want to conceive a girl, you should “meet” with your partner, three to five days before ovulation, and then abstain from sex. This would allow the faster but weaker ”y” male sperm to die off (the can only be alive for some days) before your egg is available, thereby leaving the path clear for the longer-lasting “x” female sperm to fertilize your egg as soon as it is available.

Also, HOW you meet with your partner can also help.

If you want a baby boy:

i. Use deep penetration and “rear entry” position which would allow the deposit of sperm very close to, or above the neck of your cervix for quicker entry into your cervix where the environment is more alkaline and easier for male sperm to survive. (Translated, it means putting the ball almost on the goal line for the sharp shooter to just tap in and score)
ii. Try and achieve orgasm, at the same time as your partner. This helps to achieve a more alkaline environment that favours the “y” male sperm.
Think of male sperm as Usain Bolt- Fast but cannot last in a marathon like say, Haile Gebrselassie, the Ethiopian marathon runner.

If you want a baby girl.
i. Use shallow penetration like in “missionary” position or the likes (Use your imagination to think up shallow penetration.You didn’t think I would list them all, did you?) This means you have shifted the starting line backwards(marathon) making it very difficult for the male sperm(Usain Bolt) to reach their goal. (Little wonder People easily Conceive girl babies, when this is usually the preferred position of most people. LOL)

ii. Avoid Orgasm…if you can. It would keep the vaginal environment acidic, which kills off most of the weaker male sperm before they reach their goal (egg).


METHOD 2
Stolkowski Method.

European Physician, Joseph Stolkowski Conducted studies wherein he correlated a mother’s pregnancy diet with the sex of her baby.
His Result: Women who ate foods rich in potassium and sodium (like meat, fish, vegetables, CHOCOLATE, and salt) beginning at least six weeks before attempting conception were far more likely to conceive a BOY.

Also, women who consumed foods high in calcium and magnesium,( such as milk cheese, nuts, beans, and cereals) beginning at least six weeks before attempting conception were far more likely to conceive a GIRL.

He theorized that gender can be influenced by what scientists call “ionic” factors – a type of natural electrical charge emitted by products of the earth including minerals like potassium, sodium, calcium and magnesium. By manipulating her diet with the addition of certain mineral-rich (ion-charged) foods, a woman could alter her ovulation metabolism and thus influence whether her eggs attract the “x” or the “y” sperm.
In the study, 39 out of 47 couples were able to produce a child of the gender they wanted, simply by manipulating their diet.

This method is already being used by a company called- ‘Smart Stork‘ (You can Google it) They have made so much money doing this for people….something you can do by yourself for free.
On their website, they wrote :”Here at Smart Stork, we have been helping couples to conceive their preferred gender babies for over 15 years. Our success rate in gender selection? Is still over 95%!”
You can visit the website to confirm.

METHOD 3
SELNAS method.
Using Dr Stolkowski’s research, European biologist, Patrick Schoun discovered that the membrane surrounding a human egg also emits ions(an atom or molecule with an electric charge) giving off a type of electric “charge” of its own. According to him,its the energy that attracts either an “x” or “y” sperm.
He also found that at certain times in a woman’s monthly cycle, her egg is electrically “charged” to attract either the ”x” or “y” sperm exclusively. He also noted a “neutral” time in the cycle when the electrical charge surrounding an egg is dependant on environmental factors, including diet. So by coordinating your most fertile time(The 6 days before ovulation with the days when your egg is attracted to either the “x” or the “y” sperm, you can plan how to meet your partner to coincide with the conception of either a boy or a girl.

The individual calculations involved in determining the correct time was too complex, so a way to enter all the necessary scientific data about the gender selection into a computer.
Things like: menstrual history, contraception use, and reproductive history along with the preference of either a boy or a girl. The SELNAS method is thus a personalized twelve-month gender selection calendar that indicates the days on which a particular egg would attract either the “x” or “y” sperm for an entire year. SELNAS yielded a success rate of 98.7 percent! The SELNAS natural gender selection technique is available in the United States for less than $400. The company that prepares the calendar(Laboratories Prokiad International) offers a 100% money-back guarantee if you don’t get the gender you desire. (This means they are pretty sure of what they are doing)

So, If you combine more than one of these methods, you should be almost guaranteed of the gender of your choice.



Before we go to the methods and how to go about them, Let us Understand a little, how the principle of conception works.

It is the sperm and not the egg that carries the genetic material (called chromosomes) that determine the sex of a child.