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I SLEEP ON TOP OF MY MEN!!!
Any side his blokos izzzzzz!!!!


Gosh! Work wanno keeeeee pOrsIn!!!!
And LOOOOOOOVING H-It!!!

My dear!
Ask your mom. . .THEY ARE ALL BORING!
Marriage is an investment for old age only!
Get married. . .then chop and clean mouth and nyansh!
Keep your marriage and find your excitement elsewhere. . . that is the way to do it!

The days of SIMIBRAZIL!!!
Mu he he he he he
We sure have had some characters on this NL for sure. . .
Getting to know them better was the only draw-back!
They are more fun online than offline for sure!!!
Mu he he he he he he

Because the nurses are the breadwinners and the husbands do not make good house-keepers and baby-sitters like mine!

First of all. . . if you are not a CHRISTMAS GOAT OF A WIFE. . . AS IN 'CHRISTIAN WIFE'. . . The concept of submitting is lost on you.
The word 'submitting' is STRICTLY A CHRISTIAN CONCEPT SHROUDED IN MENTAL AND PHYSICAL SLAVERY. . .

Educated or not. . . I see men and women as submitting to themselves depending on the circumstances. . . .EQUAL PARTNERS. . .VARYING DEGREES!

Careeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer wife ALLLLLL DA PHOCKING WAY!

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. . . to a NIGERIAN MAN?
May my AGNOSTIC GAAAD FORBID SUCH EVIL!

I'd rather DIE and be swallowed by vultures!!!!
MY MAMA WAS NOT A HOUSEWIFE. . . NONE OF MY AUNTS WERE. . .
We don't have such 'bushmeats' in my family lineage o!
Tufiakwa!

I'd rather pay 'child-support'!

Is there any woman out there who can help me make sense of this? I didn't even know I was a woman capable of this. Why don't I feel guilty or care that I'm betraying my husband?

Bullshyte!
YOUR HUSBAND CHEATED ON YOU SEVERAL TIMES AND YOU FEEL GUILTY. . . .DOING THE SAME?
Rubbish!

Shine your nyansh well o!
EVEN IF HE DID NOT CHEAT AND I DID. . .I CAN NEVER FEEL GUILTY ABOUT WHAT I ENJOYED. . .UNLESS THE DE-EE-K WAS USSSSELESS!
If na sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet one ehn? SHEGEY! I go phock am WELL-WELL. . . .!!!

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

My father was a one-marriage kinda man!
Many girlfriends, but ONE WIFE TILL HE DIED. . .
Even after he got divorced. . . NOT THE TYPICAL 'POOHSIE-WHIPPED' Nigerian dude for sure!
He loved us too much to share!
Some of us were damn lucky!
He was a single parent of ALL 4 TOO till I was in the University!

Glad I didn't have a STEP-MOM. I had a step dad. . . .he was coooooooooooooooool.
My mom was very much around. . .SHE MOVED DOWN THE STREET!
Just a walking distance from our house!

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTASTIC ARRANGEMENT!!!!

Oh dia!
What a tangled web we weave. . . .! WTF

No hope for further comments. . . .*exits*

A marriage should have the basic foundations of committment, respect and friendship.
With those. . . ain't no mountain high enough!
I will not advice newly-weds to live separately for the FIRST 10 YEARS. . . .
After the FIRST 10. . . .OK, when you have established enough history to determine what you really love about a person.
Besides, the children need BOTH parents together for the first, most formative years!
If you have no child or children to TIE YOU DOWN TOGETHER. . . by all means SEIZE THE CHANCE TO LIVE SINGLE AGAIN!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21369007/ns/health-behavior/t/some-couples-distance-key-closeness/#.UQcibr_LSSo

[b]My husband and I have been married for 14 years, [size=20pt]and we’ve never lived together.[/size] Unbeknownst to us, demographers have devised a name for our arrangement:

[size=15pt]living apart together, which refers to married couples living separately. According to 2006 data from the U.S. Census Bureau, there are 3.8 million married couples who don’t reside under the same roof. But even without statistics behind us, John and I figure we’re in good company. Frida Kahlo and Diego Rivera lived apart, as did Jean-Paul Sartre and Simone de Beauvoir. (Interestingly, the latter couple were never married but chose to be buried next to each other in the same tiny plot. Maybe once they didn’t have to share a bathroom, occupying the same space for eternity was OK.)[/size]

[size=20pt]Nothing in common
Which brings me to a far more compelling reason for our living separately: John and I have nothing in common except that we love each other and our sons. (We also share an antipathy for team sports and shellfish, a solid foundation for lifelong commitment if there ever was one.) But as far as our living habits go, we could not be farther apart. I think this situation is true for many married couples; they simply won’t admit it.[/size]
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There! PAY NO ATTENTION TO FAKE AZZZZES!
NEVER ALLOW MEDDLESOME FOLK INTERFERE IN YOUR 'ROUTINE'! EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT. . . DO WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY. . . LET THE WORLD KEEP MINDING YOUR BUSINESS FOR YA. . . WHILE THEY REMAIN FAILURES!!!!

Bottom line: SET YOUR OWN PARAMETERS FOR HAPPINESS!

Sorry, I don't pray (a bloody waste of my phocking time). . . but I wish you all the best.

I don't have that kind of husband.
He keeps his 'shyte' very tidy. . . .JUST THE WAY I LIKE IT!
Private and 'classy'!

I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE 'CLASSY' PLAYERS. . . NOT JUVENILE-NOVICES!

Just like I am. . . UNLESS YOU WANT PUBLIC DISGRACE. . . THEN I WILL WILLINGLY OBLIGE THEE!

Royal Roy: .
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And I guess when you are not around to provide the bolded...he goes after the next available one!!! Lmao...what a quality!!

I must be very jobless ever waiting to sit around to givva damn for sure. Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeesh! Like I nor get work?
That was what attracted me. . . NOT WHAT KEPT ME THERE!
I saw MANY OTHER QUALITIES. . . .
Big difference!

2-hour . . . .Romantic helicopter tour of Miami city for 2.

No surprise there.
It only takes an artful and loving player to respect all women he deals with.
Anyman that puts down his wife because of another female is a USELESS MAN!

There is always an excuse to phock other women!
Marriage na waya!
Kata kata efry whia!

Cheating for revenge?
How can that be sweet?
You have to get a loving-fun partner to cheat with FIRST!

Not just any AgbOro with an EKITI 2-inch blokos o!
A WAZOBIA-UK sweeeeeet one.
Minus the IGBO-SMOKING AND ANUS-FIN-GER-RRRRRING of course.

I have to have a gooooood 6-month chasing and phone-SE-X to even start getting 'humid' or 'wet'!

Phocking UGLY BINI NAMES!!!
Igbonadolor
Agbonlahorkwakwa CRAWCRAW!!!!

*gosh! feeling so ho-rrrr-ny today.time to mas-tur-bate with my favorite pencil from London.squeezing my succulent breeeeeezzzssssttttzzzzzz. hmmmmmmm!!! so warrrrrrrm down there.salty taste*

IGBIBEDION
OSHIOMOLE

OMO N'OBA N'EDO UKWU AKPOLOR-KPOLOR-WTF

F-UGLY TOO!!!

The most DIFFICULT job in the whole world!!!
To bad monkeys are also parents!

Mu Che Che Che Che Che

More spitting to come.

Tell me abourrrrit.
We 'ave turned awa men into BABY-SITTERZZZZZ and chauffeurs. Now, we know how it feels to phock around with impunity!!!!

God bless H-AMERICA jareeeee!!!!
We even pay GROOMS' PRICES for awa men!!!!

Mu cha cha cha cha cha

There are MGBEKE women and there are SOPHISTICATED WOMEN LIKE ' 'US'!!!

No BUSSSSSHMEAT 'chop my money' IMPORTED FACEBOOK HOUSEWIVES ATI MONKEY-BREEDING LOCAL WOR-WOR NIGERIAN/AFRICAN WOMEN in my heritage!!!!