₦airaland Forum

Welcome to Nigerian marriage. . . .PRE MARITAL POLYGAMY!
I don't see any problem in the H-O. . . .P's first post o!
Lemme dig deeper!

In fact. . . NO NEED!

Dear H-O. . . .P,
If I were you. . .I will use this your so-called 'richness' to go BACK TO SCHOOL AND ENRICH my writing skills. From your writing. . .I DO NOT SEE ANY REASON TO TAKE YOU SERIOUS AS A HUMAN BEING. . . I will not even discuss your fiancee's matter.
Reason. . . ? YOU ALONE. . .HAVE WORSE ISSUES!!!

Gba be!

I am truly sick of reading all these yahoo-yahoo text lingo in this family section. . . .SEE DEGENERATION IN NIGERIAN EDUCATIONAL STANDARDS. Damn! I miss the old NL. . . TRULY. . . TRULY. . . .TUFIAKWA!!!!

Time to concentrate on my blog and music full time! THIS NL DON DIE. . . TUFIAKWA!!!!

Glad to see it sinking lower and lower every minute. . .NO REASONABLE TOPIC WITH WELL CONSTRUCTED SENTENCES!!! TWA!!!!

Ahem! Better chopping and cleaning mouth thread!
*Balancing well on my bed. . .no need to wassh nyansh dis morning*

Reading carefully. . . will be back with a reply shortly after guzzling my breakfast. . .

My post hidden ke?
Mu che che che che che che
Ekiti two-inch pepper fruit blokos nor like my post for this thread?

I am soooooooooooooo off this weekend. . .I GET UNA TIME GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Oturu'GBA'KA. . . !
Nairaland is FINISHED. . .even with the polymonikering 'wor-wor-WHO-RES'. . .stretching threads to 200 pages of 'JUNK'!

Mu he he he he he he

E don reach stage to begin BEG FOR 'MORE COMMENTS' PLEASE?

The parable of the sower. . . LIKE NVS. . .LIKE NL! Those who sow on 'DRY LAND' will ALWAYS REAP DRAUGHT ke!

I yammy LOFFIN' IT GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!

Oya. . .wey the 'gang' with multile 'andles. . . ? Oya o!

Gone are the days when things were 'flowing' naturally. . . .O ma se o!

Farting contests in CHURCH with my siblings to embarrass my DAD enough to make us LEAVE the gaddem place!!!!

It worked ALL THE TIME, with some SERIOUS KOBOKO-LASHINGS when we got home. I forgot who it was that CRRRRRRAPPPED all over the front row one FATEFUL SUNDAY MORRRRRIN'.

Mu Che Che Che Che Che

Seeeeee SHYTE efry whia!!!! Kei!!!!

Arrrrrrrgh! Work don close!!! Off to the gym and IHOP!!!

Typical Nigerian WICKED madam!!!!
Cursed by Satan.
Sorry, I have no business in WESTERN Nigeria. . . . . . .Lagos included!
The house-help may have turned to a witch from all that BOOZUM-PUNCHING TOURNAMENT. Abeg carry go! I dun wan witches around my family. Thank you!

You will find good company on NL!!
Imported WOR-WOR brides and scruuuuuuuffy grooms!!!

Chygirl2: U are such a bad woman.I still remember u oooo

True!
But I will NEVER come to NL to beg for money or blokos to pay my school fees or ONLINE MARRIAGE! Have you received help yet?

If na Nigeria. . . . ?

Nothing like beta country jare!!!!

Because men piss off too many women at ONE TIME!!! Mu Che Che Che Che Che che

The reason I only PHOCK married men, not SINGLE RIFF-RAFFS!
Better married men nor get time for such rubbish!
Only those BUSHRATS without better wives at home.
Mtcheeeeeeew!!!

Goodness! I KNOW ALL THE WIVES TOO!

Before or H-after marriage, not my KONSIAN!!!
The married banker with her Nyansh all over blogs and YouTube don quench ni?
Mtcheeeeeeeew.

Petty things for petty minds!!!!

It is better to grow old gracefully, than to die young disgracefully.
I thank my H-Agnostic GAAAAD for H-OLD H-AGE!!!

Back to my SWEEEEET job jare!!!!
Time for ROUND 2.
8 hrs down. . . . 8 hrs to close!!!
Sooooo H-OFFFF TODAY!!!!

The moonlight dances with my mom!
Oh dia!!! Fun memories.
All the folklore songs she taught us.

We held on to each other's waists like a choo-choo train while singing and dancing all over the compound.

I still remember some of those songs. I sing 'em to my daughters too.

"Jimonika Jimonika River" was one of 'em!

dick hardener: Forgive her because the grass isn't greener on the other side. Trust me ur next effort at a woman might be a worse character. I will only advise you never to love with you heart but with your head. Be like me and forever be apprehensive of women .

Ha! See this miserable pig!
Somebarry don 'broke' ya 'arrrt'?
No wonder na only one NL 'ashawo gambia' you fit put for 'ouse!
Mu che che che che che che

Most of ya are the same age as your step-moms. . .So what exactly is the problem?
Abi Bianca Ojukwu step-sons nor seniorrrram?
Please, you NL old cargos should stop feeling soooooooooo young!
Shiooooooooooooooor!!!
Which Nigerian 'sugar-pop' will go for a second wife that is over 18 years of age?

Women too!
In case a shoot-out is necessary with the MEN!!!

PRESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSENT!
My darling papa's name is my MIDDLE NAME. . .AND PROUDLY SO!
Blessed are those who have 'fathers' names on their certificates of births!
AMEN!

ALWAYS SAVE HALF!!!!!

Blazay: A man should stay in a marriage if he does not love his wife anymore because:

1. When he says "I do", he does not get to say "I don't"! Marriage is for better for worse. Marriage is NOT a revolving door.
IT IS A CLOSED DOOR!

2. Love is the least requirement in a marriage. You can only TRULY fall in love with your wife after she is dead, when you finally understand what she means to you.
MARRIAGE IS ABOUT COMMITTMENT AND RESPECT NOT LOVE.

3. If children are involved, he really has no choice. He should love the children even if he does not love his wife. He can find love somewhere else, but he must STAY in that marriage to raise his children. He can only set himself free after the children are grown and on their own.
THE CHILDREN NEED THE LOVE MORE, NOT THE WIFE OR THE GIRLFRIENDS.

Bottom line?
Too bad he fell out of love with his wife. No one cares. He should sit there and honor his obligations. Especially if children are involved. If children are not involved, he does not get a second chance at love either. Marriage is 'for better for worse'! If a man cannot honor such a difficult decree, he should NEVER get married because falling out of love with the wife is a sure banker in MOST marriages!

But the grass is NEVER greener on the outside. NEVER.

Chief BLAZZZZZZAY!!!
You toooo mussssssssh.
Your wealth of experience dey show gaaaaan!!!!
It is gonna be a LOVELY, PEACEFUL NIGHT!

Time for a quick snack. Time for round one!

I don't see the need.
Mary was also unfaithful . . . But immaculately!

Monkey dey born goat?
Like parents, like children.
Time for work jare!!!!
Life is sweeeeeeeeeet!!!!
VALENTINE'S DAY, HERE WE COME!!!!

You can imagine what their fathers did!
IN THE GENES OF COURS!!!!
TUFIAKWA!!!!