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Nairaland / General / Re: Newest Member: Give Me Some Luv! by daduke2k(m): 2:15pm On Jul 11, 2016
Creamish:


I wish... nwayz, I miss the good'ol days..and the good ppl we had then.. smiley
hehehehehe, those days shaa. Creamish, you still dey nl?
Romance / Re: I Can't Stop Laughing. Guys What Do u Have †̥♥ Tell This Guy? by daduke2k(m): 12:47am On Aug 05, 2013
@adaobi, like i said, i wasn't the original poster and like every other boring thread, this is no difference. I just copied it here for the fun of identifying the original posters errors. That's all. Nighty pals.
Where's the admin, u can get rid of this shyte thread now.
Romance / Re: I Can't Stop Laughing. Guys What Do u Have †̥♥ Tell This Guy? by daduke2k(m): 11:58pm On Aug 04, 2013
I wasn't the original poster, but just read it through and u wouldn't help the laughter.
Romance / I Can't Stop Laughing. Guys What Do u Have †̥♥ Tell This Guy? by daduke2k(m): 11:50pm On Aug 04, 2013
Please help me post this and hide my identity. notify me when it is
posted.
There is a girl who i so much love than anything, to the extend i can donate my 2 kidneys to her, if needs arises.
We started this relationship last year with promise of no sex until 3 years and during the time we do have misunderstanding but i still love her, though i tried to satisfy her with many things but she do ignore and when we are together she do silent and make no contribution on present topic.
She do remain dump, i do think probably she want sex, and i will take her to ramance level and possible trying to have my way to please her desire, each time she do move but she will recover and make it issue between us.
So, i tried to manage her and upgrade her memo but yet she is adamant to my words of wisdom and remain silent during this period.
Within me i know we can't last but i do try to make us compatible and during this time, she do hide alot from me and make some series of calls at my presence.
Last 3 months she has to quit due to her believe and i tried to confuse her to stay because am addicted to her and she knows.
Now, each day will never break without her thought sneak into my mind, i love her truely. I have her younger ones and friends on my facebook and other social media networks and sometimes one of her younger ones do mail me and i do reply promptly.... PLEASE ADVICE ME WHAT TO DO, NO INSULT PLEASE.
Romance / Re: How To Steal Her Man by daduke2k(m): 5:24pm On Jul 02, 2013
So Н̣̣̣̝̇̇̇ợ̣̣̝̇̇̇w̶̲̥̅̊ do u know it wasn't his articles??@op
Romance / Re: There Is Nothing Special About Bad Boys! by daduke2k(m): 11:11pm On Jun 23, 2013
Hmmm, badt boys. So hw many badt boys have u dated †̥♥ arrive at this result?
Romance / Re: . by daduke2k(m): 8:09am On Jun 16, 2013
Now that's what A̶̲̥̅♏ talking about.
Romance / Re: Alarming Rate Of Tattoos On Ladies by daduke2k(m): 8:07am On Jun 16, 2013
It looks good on fair girls but it beats me when them dirty azz black btchs draw em too.
Nasty thang.
Romance / Re: Happy Birthday D-explorer by daduke2k(m): 8:04am On Jun 16, 2013
grin grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Alarming Rate Of Tattoos On Ladies by daduke2k(m): 8:01am On Jun 16, 2013
Why would draw something on ur body in the first place? Is it as a sign of what? Control over ur body?
I can't marry a woman with tattoos on her body. Ewwwww
Romance / Re: Ask The Last Poster A Romantic Question!!! by daduke2k(m): 7:57am On Jun 16, 2013
What were u demanding for? Money, sex, or what?
Romance / Re: Happy Birthday D-explorer by daduke2k(m): 7:55am On Jun 16, 2013
Hahahahahahhahahahha
Laugh wan tear boxers for me.
But Dyt called him every woman's man.
Literarily, it means he s been scratched before. U have no idea M̶̲̥̅̊y̶̲̥̅̊ man
Romance / Re: Ask The Last Poster A Romantic Question!!! by daduke2k(m): 7:51am On Jun 16, 2013
N̶̲̥̅̊a̶̲̥̅̊ reality be last poster?? U of course.
Romance / Re: . by daduke2k(m): 7:48am On Jun 16, 2013
:PAwww. 190, u sef fit pray before wedding? Make u blow ur wife finish first.
Romance / Re: Ask The Last Poster A Romantic Question!!! by daduke2k(m): 7:43am On Jun 16, 2013
Н̣̣̣̝̇̇̇ợ̣̣̝̇̇̇w̶̲̥̅̊ about ur last girlfriend?
Romance / Re: Wao Am Xo Xo Hapi.hapi Bdae To Me by daduke2k(m): 7:37am On Jun 16, 2013
Ofcourse there would be girls, the question is if they are pwetty at all. Where's the venue??
Romance / Re: Never Let A Broken Heart Take A Chance For Love Away. by daduke2k(m): 7:36am On Jun 16, 2013
Romance / Re: Can You Date Someone Who Knows Your Past? by daduke2k(m): 7:33am On Jun 16, 2013
Hahahahaha. That one n̶̲̥̅̊a̶̲̥̅̊ serious murder case. Yes I would.
Jokes Etc / Re: Help Me, My Wife Is A Witch!!! by daduke2k(m): 9:04pm On Jun 15, 2013
So technically, ur pastor told u that ur wife is a witch and u want to send her packing so S̶̲̥̅̊н̣̣̣̝̇̇̇e̶̲̥̅̊ can free for ur fake pastor to ravish. Abi?
Romance / Re: Ladies,who Would You 'hit On' Iyanya Vs Flavour? (photos) by daduke2k(m): 8:59pm On Jun 15, 2013
The height of joblessness and shattered hearts.
Romance / Re: A Shy Guy by daduke2k(m): 8:56pm On Jun 15, 2013
Dry. ........
Romance / Re: Can You Bath With Your Lover? by daduke2k(m): 8:53pm On Jun 15, 2013
Ofcourse, there is no biggie in having a nice, warm bath with ur +1. It kinda brings the two of u together and Quite fun.
Romance / Re: Groom Kissing Bride Aggressively-Pix by daduke2k(m): 12:18am On Jun 10, 2013
Na which kain doctorate big grammar be this one this night?

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Romance / Re: Mr Nairaland June 2013 Campaign Thread by daduke2k(m): 12:07am On Jun 10, 2013
vote cfcfan. But the guy chelsea fan but its all good.
Romance / Re: I No Fit Swim 4 Pool Again,a Gal Removed Her Pad Inside Pool 2day by daduke2k(m): 11:44am On Jun 09, 2013
The hotel or pool attendant shoulda made sure that all of them used the bathroom before swimming. But there's no way to ensure that as being hygenic is personal.
Romance / Re: Marriage. by daduke2k(m): 10:54am On Jun 09, 2013
First, u must love the person u want to marry. Second, u have to be prayerful cos without God on ur side, its a oneway ticket to divorce. My two cents.
Romance / Re: I No Fit Swim 4 Pool Again,a Gal Removed Her Pad Inside Pool 2day by daduke2k(m): 10:39am On Jun 09, 2013
@op buckets and buckets of chlorine is added in the pool when every one is done swimming. And for those saying that the water shoulda changed color, I tell u its wrong. The side of the pool where she removed the pad would show the blood but will dissove in less than two seconds. Urinating inside the pool also takes the same effect.

The chlorine inside the water has a bigger effect on horrors unleashed in the pool by swimmers.
Romance / Re: How She Treated His Mess by daduke2k(m): 10:58pm On Jun 08, 2013
lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: I No Fit Swim 4 Pool Again,a Gal Removed Her Pad Inside Pool 2day by daduke2k(m): 10:27pm On Jun 08, 2013
Wanted to laugh when I saw the thread title but changed my mind. Girls and guys can be stupid at times and I don't know if I should blame it on just being plain stupid. A general pool for everyone and you would be surprised that most guys urinate inside it.
Now a girl removing her pad in the water, don't the pool management observe the shower before swim rule? The essense of a bathroom near a pool is for u to do ur business before going into the pool.

Anyway, I just pray that there is enough chlorine to kill the horrors she released.
Romance / Re: What Is The Nicest Thing Ever Said To You By Another? by daduke2k(m): 3:56am On Jun 01, 2013
__̅_̅̅_̅̅̅‖̳̿ just l♡ve U̶̲̥̅̊. __̅_̅̅_̅̅̅‖̳̿ misunderstood the l♡ve tho.

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