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U went clubbing with ur girl friend and her friend, yall got drunk slowly and suddenly a fight erupted in the club resulting to hasty departure. U got ur gf secured in thE car but the friend is missing, remember u are a little too high but still cool enough to drive. U searched every where for her and found her kissing some guy in the midst of the chaos, u tap her gently to go get in the car, she looks at u and turns back to what she was doing, u tap her again and she says Bleep u. U go back to the car and send ur gf to bring her, she goes, but doesn't show up in five mins. U go back in and see them fighting, u try to separate the fight and the friend breaks a bottle on ur head raining abuses on u. What would u do?

When it comes to the bed, that is the weakest moment of a man. But women can be low IQed for realla and especially 9ja women. My poinT, women are the weaker sex. Why are u even contemplating it? E be like say ur gf beat u well well.

The most annoying thing about NL posters is that u will see a very long post and u will stay go ahead to quote it even when when u are dropping few lines still. Stop am ooo.
@op, that was a very long one but in answer to that lemme start with this;
If someone steps on ur toes and kEeps going, another thrEe persons does the same and keeps walking, vex no go catch u make u retaliate? U will even step on hundred peoples toes just to get the hang of it until someone holds u back and gets u to apologize. Relate that to ur post and see what I mean.

Person wey get one leg nko?

*chilling with my popcorn and coke watching pictures*
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190 mr trouble see ur reputatIon don turn u yaradua
@op, whatever is posted on NL stays on NL. The person in question might only try to portray different emotion at different times. But it doesn't show who or what he is but a hint at what drives him. Shikena
@creamish, wow I heard u don born seven children now. Congrats ooo.
@190, I been think say u don travel go hell fire sef. Nawa ooo.

Who missed me?

dnt gt ur hopes yt.

catch am dnt dull.

me and free fre$hcocoa.

Tashamania: #throat cleared#

lwtmnb.

Yeah, i wld lyk 2 meet u too. Since 2009.

lets see, new gurlz on NL. Gotta them first. Time will honey.

KINGwax: This yr, i've made love to 3 of my ex. Well, thank God non is ready for a serious relationship since we parted so they're kinda clean-for-fucck and focused only on their future only.
The question is, 'did i feel bad?'
well, no, i didn't, cos i was alwys a fucck-drift. Never has been faithful.. .mayb neva will.
But i aint advising u to add on. I've alws knwn it was a bad thing to do. And think of ds irony, i alws have a perfect girlfriend..

Sorry brother, my dickson don't fck around. Thanks anyway.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Your girl is also lonely and needs you by her side. Would you prefer your girl's ex or some other guy to keep her company while you are away?[/color]

Hell no. I'd be totally devastatd.

he does o.
@op, nice 1. Bt dnt u think u re beta off at d hairdressers.

wasn't held by anybody. Jx had a nice tym off Nl.

i just kinda feel dat shes lonely and needed me 2 stay.

what?? Tash??

hey dude, 4 u to stop cheating, u need a dick chain.
*hey guys where can i get chika, i need to borrow his padlock* 4 reality 101 ofcos

guys, you gotta help me with this.
I paid my ex a visit today, we talked and laughed like old times. I kinda forgot the time, and it had gotten real late. The thing is, we didnt break up with a fight or anything, it was a peaceful agreement for both of us to move on with our lives. Its been a year and eight months now and we ve been in phone contact. Okay, i happend around her area and decided to visit. So back to the story, its late already and shez all worried about me going at that hour, she asks me to spend the night but i cleverly manouverd the request. Shes all mushy now and asks me the second time but i refused and took my leave. Before i left, the look in eyes got me thinking.......
*its been a while, maybe i should spend the night
*if i do, what will tell my gurl, the guilt of not telling would kill me.
*why does she want me to spend the night?
Am confused, what should i have done? I ve lyk known this gurl all my life.

damn right bro, bt hey its pretty necessary 4 u 2 b nice to ladies. Dem gurls love to be taken care of, attention and money, bt wen u ova deliver, u become a slowpoke.

wait o, i need to understand something, you first had the mind to remove the first one, it didnt hurt you to kill the second one, you didnt batt an eyelid 2 remove the third, and as stony as your mind was, you took out the fourth. What in God's name wère you thinking?

Theres a high sensitive transformer in my street, you are welcome to come hug it.

wel, first off u re right to cal urself a hoe, its nt dat u re to blame bt hey if ù want my advice, visit dr 90210 and get dat thing removed

yeah ryt. Wt a nyc welcm bk[quote author=Mynd_44]*walks in looks around, and walks out back*[/quote]yeah ryt. Wt a nyc welcm bk