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ehhhhhh, ewoooooooooo ---  Tufia,  Abormination!!!!!!
You are a backstabber, u have no excuse whatsoever!! You have disappointed Womanhood   !! shame on you  
I have said it --- nothing in this world comes as a surprise package to me anymore,
People are just so f@#%&ing retarded!!!!!!!!!

Secretz:
Ok oh, I hear that sha.! You are the expert!

Me expert --- you're the president/consultant   -- na for NL i know say there are consultants for every and anythiing! lol

Secretz:
Very true hia!

But sis, why can't she have plenty of fish in the ocean? Is the river not too small?

@ Poster, good riddance to arrant nonsense. Don't feel guilty!!

LMAO, nah river isnt too small, i think there's a need to sharpen the fishing hook to be able to catch better fish next time, lool

WTF?!?! Its ok if he does not mind me kicking someone's a$$ -- and by doing so, it means - someone will surely end up on a wheelchair!! so, if dem born him well, make he do am na!!

Warfy Boy:
Bread and kaikai

bread and drow soup

Pounded yam and cooked beans
yam and coconut

fish n carry

i'l kom back for mo

Like are u for real? or u making this up?? Pundy and cooked beans?!?!?! MURDER!! u gon fart/mess/pollute the air like a morrasuka!!! dang!! --- the fart will wake people from sleep -- that sure is Razz!!

Girl -- you good joor, he is so confused, better dont involve yaself with a confused being!! -- he plainly does not know what he wants! Those are the kinda men one needs to be careful of -- they give you dumba$$ excuses like
~ I like you but
*I dont wanna set any expectations
*My life is too complicated right now
*I need to concentrate on work OR school (as we will stop them from reading or working)
*I don’t want to rush things( after knowing him for a while, i mean, c'mmon!!)

So my dear, since he actin like one of those dumb people --- F it and leave his sorry a$$.
there are plenty of fishes in the river!!!

Haba  pple, una no dey look date? --- dude's prolly married now and y'all fighting for MC after 1yr , ahn ahn!!   

krisunion:
The whole thing looks strange and awkward. Would you rather prefer your wife to be living a secretive life? Its either its a spiritual thing or psychological. Maybe its the condition under which the guy grew up. just don't seem to nderstand. So many men would even prefer to assist the wife in her make up.Even if the guy divorces the wife, and does not change, it will still be the same even with another woman. The guy sure needs help!

huh? w-h-a-t-t -- i dont understand the word thats coming outta your mouth

nickybayo:
hi guys
i just spent the most horrible week of my life as a maid
trust me, its not something you want to experience

makes me wonder if all maids are treated d same way or if its just my boss that is cruel

so, how do u treat ur maids?

Well, i think maids are human, and should be treated as one. They are in that position because condition warrants them to be, My parents taught me "All fingers are not equal, but they on the same hand" which means, we are all humans but not in the same position in life. When i was in naija, we treated our maids with respect o, infact, we had to call them "aunty". My mom never allowed them to do anything for me as a girl, i had to wash my own school uniform, iron, i had my own chores too, i even cooked for the family sometimes, treatment in the house was equal. And i'm glad i did that cos it has had a positive effect on who i am today. I know many ajebo girls who cant even cook ordinary stew -- talkless of making more complicated foods.

My advice is - just be positive, no condition is permanent. God has reasons for putting us in positions we find ourselves in, Besides, cant u find another job other than the maid job? you sound TOO Literate to be a maid.

who's killing you?

Omo,  Tell her, if she keeps on acting this way, u gonna cancel the wedding. Are you sure she is not with you for certain reasons? like maybe money, "Ibalopo", her parents might be forcing her to for reasons best known to dem,, i am not saying these are reasons -- these are just examples, i might be TOTALLY wrong. Anyways, better late than never. Its good if u know the source of her problem now than after u get married.
Gluckk

Ced8:
You would eat rice that draws?

Plus pap(akamu right?) and efo? O girl

Oh yea, u're missing out!

tpiah:
The bolded is rather hard to believe. She might just have a lot of unresolved personal issues.

I never met a tall woman yet who couldnt find a partner simply because of her height. Maybe she looked in the wrong places and at the wrong people.

Exactly, thats what i thought too and asked him if she chose to be gay "By Choice"

Yo man, u have got nothing to worry about. Just Create a file and start keeping all those emails, texts, ETC --- let your girl know about it too, dont worry about her - just go on living your life man and stay away from her, if push come to shove, change your number, its not like she is not gonna find you anyways, but at least, u're making an effort to get rid of her, and this will also convince your girl too, If she starts up any BS --call the police and report her, you can even file a restraining order, just show all the evidence u have, and her azz is goin to be in some deep shytz,
IF u consider spooning her --- well, sweety, i'll leave you to do the imagination of the aftermath.

Gluck!

Orimili:
I once met a girl taller than me, but was still very attracted to her and wanted to go out with her. However, she was gay and said that she likes girls now because no guy wanted her. I never understood why that happens.

Thats interesting, was she initially gay? or she turned gay "by choice"?

God forbid will i complain that a dude is too tall. i am a "tall dude" addict  ,  some chicks sha  -- Be glad u got what u have guys, some dudes wish that they tall too! --- some chicks actually like 'em tall dudes -- so hey! all hope is not lost,

[quote author=Aloy.Emeka link=topic=271644.msg3858952#msg3858952 date=1242155404]40 reasons to date Naija men,
9. The way he licks his ten fingers 'cos that Ogbono soup with Iyan hit da spot, Oh Yes!!!
Cos he prolly cant cook and a naija woman cooking for him, he'll eat like a hungry lion!

13. He loves to see you shake that ass to Sir Shina Peters, the original "Back That Ass Up" master.
Too much MTV, BET and AIT lol
14. He will settle an argument and say sorry while maintaining his man status.
yeah right!!!!!!!!!!!!! they always wanna be right even when they are wrong!
19. He has respect [not to be confused with obedience) for his elders(important).
Not all ooo!
21. The way he says "I love you baby" ? may be very fake yet sounds so TRUE!
Hmm, yeah - i think i agree -- about the "yet so true" im not so sure!
22. The way he eats meat with his bare hands? for some reason it is sexy to me.
To you, lol --- not to some of us!
23. The way he calls you his wife in front of all his friends.
makes my head swell, lol
25. The way he knows that it is you calling and answers the phone "Hey Baby!" without looking at the caller ID.
hmmm, very rare -- they have concubines so they need to check who's calling not to mistake me for Nneka.
27. Pronounces your name like say na im born you.
Hahahahaha
28. The way he flows from Ebonics to Pidgin English to Akata with ease.
Meee Likeyyyyyyyyyy!!
30. The very satisfied look on his face after eating one of your meals and the way he glares at you while picking his teeth with the tooth pick,and you both know that you are his next "meal".
Hahahaha -- really emmmmm, i dunno about this one, LOOL
31. He appreciates the art of yanshrolling when he sees one!
Typical!!
33. He saves you money on groceries a la "limited diet". Just cook the stew and he'll figure the rest? Eba, Amala, Fufu or even plain old White Bread!
I hope i marry this kinda man!
35. No need to go kill himself trying to maintain a six pack. He knows u know big belle is sexy inside Agbada!
emmmm, nahh -- well -- so far not so big, LOL
36. He knows to allow you like three hours to get ready for a party!
39. His lunch (Rice, Beans, Dodo, complete with carefully selected assorted meat) wey you pack for am na something u know sey im no go wait "Palam" (gobble up!) when him reach work
hahahahahaha
[b]Cool Cos He Is Just A Naija Man Period!!!"[/b]_
Yeah yea, i love my naija men![/quote]

ibigod:
hi can we chat

emmm, why? something u wanna tell me that u cant just tell me here?

yo man,  WE ALLLLLLLLL like it, im talking (MEN AND WOMEN) -- _{Poster acting like he doesnt like it.}

the deed would already have been done by now! We talking 3 years ago now people 

Secretz:
@ dae

LMAO ! ! !

lol, u dey laf, for real na! wat else can be new? mother and son? father and daughter?sista and broda? cousin and cousin? Man and man, woman and woman, humans and animals? humans and mad people? human and spirit/winsh/ogbanje?, ahn ahn!! Orisirisi!! for realz, nothiing can surprise me again o!

I just remembered something --

Ogi (pap) and efo(vegetable) ---sometimes for breakfast

Garri and Efo (Vegetable) ---- Snack

lol

Meat Pie and Lacasera (hmmm hmm hmm)
shin-shin (chin-chin)
Puff puff (greasy but oh well)
those Lagos Toll gate Bread with groundnut inserted inside the bread and Fanta!! (Cheiiiiii)
Garri and fried fish (Da Shiznit)
Garri and eja gbigbe (dried fish)
Garri with peakmilk and groundnut (egbele oooooooooo)
Garri and Suya (eiiiiiiiiiiiiii)

Cant you buy online? well, me i dont know - just thinking out loud.

Secretz:
lol

Think we have passed the stage of analysis, . . the guy needs a hospital bed.

I think we have even passed hospital bed stage --- He needs to be locked in a room and tied down. His medulla Oblongata might be a lil here and there --- he is mentally unstable . Infact, this is the height. Nothing on earth will come to me as a shock anymore, well i hope not, i wonder what else is worse than this - besides papas banging their pikin, or sons impregnating their mothers, or sister and bro dey do kerewa, or cousins -- infact -- This world na wa!!!!!!!

sexybabes:
me thinks da dude need 2 get laid, that's all!!!

Yeah, true -- hopefully, he'll get a dude to do the job for him sha. Unfortunately, not all men are Fruity(gay). Cos me i dunno if he's jealous that men are following women, or cos women are following men. One can never predict dudes of nowadays o. Gayness is not written on the face. 

Jollof Okra!! oh yea- that looks so good --- with some white rice will be so yummy!!  

Tomato Drink (V8 or something)-- Thought the sucker was some thick hawain punch lol
Tofu & Suchi --- Ewwwwwww!!
I went to a friends house, i was so hungry that i was shaking. she said she had some food but wasnt sure if ill like it. i said just bring it, she brought the thing, it tasted like "cooked garri" (not eba o) but looked like cous-cous then she brought some onion and tomato sauce and 1 whole fish. I puked when i tasted that thing "garri tasting food", but i attacked the sauce and fish though, and washed it down with some cool-aid. lol

hmm, Desperate times calls for DESPERATE measures.

bluespice:
KMT real hard

u no see dating n meet-up?
u no see writers post ur works?
u no even see lit section?

beam of light ko,
kerosene lantern ni

Hahahahahahahahahaha

Secretz:
You this woman! 5 yrs is nothing! My ex is 7 yrs older than me! No biggie at all! :p

me too,odidi 7 friggin yrs!!! -- but the thang though is, age aint nun but number. Even though he was wayy older than me, his upstairs was still functioning like a lil JSS1 boy, It was irritating!!! ughhh!!! Its all about maturity i guess.