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My friend, u berra pack out of that Lions den and carry go to mummy and daddys house! because of money you let one yeye man turn you into a punching bag, i sorry for u o!

so you're saying, drinking something really SWEET can help you fall asleep fast? So how come parents complain that their children are so hyper at night because in the evening they had too much sugar? is this some myth or something? or are children are different from adults?

Blame it on the goose, gotcha feeling loose
Blame it on the 'tron, catch me in a zone
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol

Jamiee Foxx   
I'm obsessed!!

Well honey, why dont u get urself a Gf, at least, that will take care of your biznezz and u wont need to go "woman hunting" like u did with your oyinbo mates.

iwefactria:
good idea

I hear you! to be realistic--- are u sure u gonna do that tho?? and even if you do it, are u sure u not gonna fall back into the same fornication even that same night after ur bf takes a hot shower and is shirtless with the 6pack and his kini sticking out of his towel??

ruffman:
I need someone dat hold d key 2 my hart 07065546447

hmmmm ok, well, so -- before any deal is sealed -- how much r we talking? (in $$ please and must be 6 figures)

IyaKadijat:
You know TV and pictures have messed up the image of the real woman. Maybe I will start coming to the bedroom with my own personal air brusher so I can look perfect like those ladies in the magazines for them.

dont mind dem, and if naija women start doing all sorts of body surgeries. people like him will be the first to complain oooo, nonsense!!

Its just like we askin -- why do some men have peepees that looks like a fish hook, instead of standing at attention

@ poster -- you got problems with stretch marks on the backside, Look for iron and iron it!
    Dombolo, hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Kilode now -- backside too small --- complain
backside too big ---- wahala
stretch mark now --- problem
Kilode na!

ay bay bay --- also dont you forget to tell him how you had a wonderful tym with the new "guy" and also  that his name is not written on you P@#$y, so why's he asking?!?! then combine what ThiefOfHearts and St☆rStruck said: something like;
ohhh, i had an amazing timewith him! cant wait for the next time and yeah, by the way shuouldnt you be with your Wife?!?! why are you stalking me, you're my baby daddy not husband so quit the stalking cos im sure you know 911 is easy to dial  

Secretz:
You this woman, you have started your trouble again!! Naughty girl

heheheh -- why u trippin na, someone will most especially like it -- you know who (your lastest e-man) LOL

nues aweso:
I still cant believe this is happening to me. . .its hurting!

Look man, just sit down and think about "what if she didnt tell me" -- chief, this life life is not a bed of roses and waterbeds with AC -- we all have heartaches every once in a while.  Fine! you're disappointed, but at the same time, u gotta learn to overlook certain  things. this case is really sensitive, and i understand that, but You claim to love her, if u worried about her having babies -- y'all go see a Doc. And when u talking about your morales and ethics, try and see this as one of those things that happens in life and overlook it. No matter how old we all are,we are still learning, everyday. Life is a learning process man. If she's a nice gal, who knows when u can meet another open-hearted person like that. I am not taking sides sha -- though i dunno her oo, but if you loose her, u might loose somehting good and she's can chooseto go back to her ex who knows her history and be happy with him, u never know,  You dont have a plan B, she does(her ex), so i guess the ball is in ur court, 
Goodluck man!

Secretz:
lol sharrap dia! I am innocently, you know d rest sha

innocently naughty  -- i'm sure men on this thread will like that _{*wink wink*}

Igwe.:
But when GSM first came out, I could remember buying one for my girl, she flashes or calls every 30 minutes   To be honest, i enjoyed it as that was the only person that warms my phone & makes me smiles and shake my head   I knew she felt the same way too when i do call  her   judging by her responses.

This definition is --- "GSM shacking" (GSM was new she was too excited to talk with GSM)  

nues aweso:
Yea. . .I cant hold it. Its too deep for me cos I am fully against abortion. i know ppl make mistake and everyone has got a past but not abortion.

And what if she didnt tell you?

If i understand u correctly, you're saying u gonna break the relationship cos she aborted right?

Fried -- i like the sunny side up

Secretz:
you see, problem don start if you flex like this, because when you reduce later, she will now think something is up, do not start what you cannot finish! be consistent, !

once every 2 days is okay for me! remember she should be calling you too, and there is always sms, emails etc.

Gbam!!

Igwe.:
It depends on how happy I 'll be with my service provider. sincerely! at the early stage, I may be calling atleast 3  times a day which could diminish as the relationship gets stronger 

Interesting -- but c'mmon, U should call her 5 times every hour for 1 week now?  --as per, u know she will be the only thing on your mind na ,  eh? 

Secretz:
My man bathing with me wow, that is the most sexiest thing ever sha,   

sorry oh, I know it's men only, but the truth be told. It's a turn on, and very romantic, He wash my back, I scrub his!!

See newbie who called herself innocent! i catch u today!!