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POSAKOSA1:
[b]Lets say she called immigration [/b]or police for him----- nooooow we're talking.

Desiré:
This is the poster . . .not kidding.

[img]https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=dlattach;id=155952;type=avatar[/img]

Ladies, you better start falling in love.

olaniyi1:
I dont know what it is but i have become used to the fact, girls fall in love with me easily and way too fast, and its becoming annoying, no girl can handle me, its really boring, chicks dont even try to prove me wrong, i can already tell you will fall too,

and i still wont give a hoot, fine or not!

St☆rStruck:
Sis, go sit down somewhere. I don't know if Pataki is an achievement for you but please for the love of God don't make me start with you. Any one with a brain would have laughed about what I said and kept it moving, it obviously wasn't to be taken literarily. However, if you prefer that I drag you, I suggest you take your spot at the back of the line and I'll get to you 

PS: Saying stuff about people in a language they don't understand is pointless. . . I mean is that supposed to hurt me?

Pataki:
lol, I try to. Although, I have different persona/representation here.

So you really planning on slapping me for real? I am no womaniser and woman beater anyway. But a woman who slaps a man publicly deserves an acute touch of emotional torture. Have you ever slapped a man whether privately or publicly?

Pataki:
So you really plan on slapping me up? I am not who you assume I am. I like you great sense of humor though.

Pataki:
It is only you and no else oh my dear. I have signed your love on my heart oh. No amount of public slap will aggravate me to do you any wickedness.

Secretz:
Please stop deceiving yourself. Dae he used those same words on me ooooohh, don't listen to him. Let us both slap him publicly together and see what he shall really do. . .

Secretz:
LMAO

Dae & Pataki, will you guys quit it!!!

Pataki, take it from me, if she deal with you after slapping her, im telling you, it will be longer than 6 months that those limbs of yours amongst (cough cough) the important one will be un useable.!

Pataki:
Cry ke? Ko joor men! Na the loff wey I get for you dey do me one kain one kain. Why do you hate me this much ehn?  All you ever thinking of is doing me evil.

Cos you men are EVIL

I go unleash my dark side on you oh.

Oh, bring it on, das what i'm talking about!! 

Alakoba! Wetin happen to your Sauron, Chamotex and David? You have finished and disposing them off like tissue paper.
Abeg no come pour sand for my garri with my dearie dae oh!

Pataki, Pataki, pataki, why deny us all now eh? is it because we asked for money for the childrens school fees and school uniform?

Pataki:
What have I done oh?! See public internet slapping! I have no 5 wives bethroned to me on nairaland abeg! Ma ko igbo simi lapo! No one else but you na baby.

Pataki:
We go know who be master after the ordeal in the bedroom. And you are carrying your heavy sef for the next 9 months!

Pataki:
LOL! And yet you are using a 20 Naira dunlop worn out slippers. Elenu fe!

LOL, i studied economics in secondary school. I am using my moneys worth out of those slippers!!!

Send your cost summation to my email contact. My PA would arrange things on my schedule, and I would be informed appropriately.

Nah, u're the one who wants marry wife. My own is for me to hear " Its all done" .  , then maybe, just maybe i might be able to reveiew your application

Pataki:
dae, you are a very funny girl. Let us not derail this thread. If I expose you ehn! LOL! Me I dey steal tissue from restaurants and stores? Your brain don dey do jaguda run tey tey!!!!

So how did I propose to you? If I were to do it again, how would you want it?

Pataki:
And who are the weaker sex huh? Yet you are making noise here. If I handle you once! 6months no go reach you! You are heading for 9months straight away!!!!

Pataki:
dae, you are a very razzz girl. You are still using those nasty looking dunlop slippers. Let me upgrade you to flip flops. See you claiming ajebo, when we know it is water and hand you use to ''tumba''.   Tissue ko, paper ni.

dude, dont disrespect  my dunlop mehhn, they can buy 1 million of you!! its pimped out yo! I saw you the other day looking at it as if u wanted to steal and sell it. Thats why u see me padlocking 'em to the stove. If u try to steal it, stove will burn those skinny hands of yours!!!
And Oh common, you forgot to pay the water-bills. They cut the water, so we can "tamba" no more( those good ol' days). Sebi u are the one that will always go to the bathroom of restaurants and stores then u take all their tissue and bring it home, now u're trying to blame it on something else!
Blame it on ur cheap-ass
blame it on ur joblessness
dont blame it on me me me me me
LOL

Pataki:
Oh! But you liked it, when I did it with you.

Pataki:
On top toasting her?

What would I have done to deserve a slap in public (I am trusting that she is sane though)? Anyway, the wickedness of my heart will allow her to get away at that point, but trust me, she is in for a jolly ride of her life!

So what would I do? - LOL! Best not said on the internet!

Stella N:
lols dae she can use it if spoon is not
available my prayer is that she should not swallo
the ring lol

Pataki:
You must have been mixing me with your Agege tout boyfriend who keeps buying those 20 Naira dunlop slippers for you.

Shhhhhh, that dont mean that you should open the hens yansh na!! at least, the slippers lasted 15years, when it cut, i took it to shoe-maker who pimped it up for me, i now rock some solid dunlop slippers oh! its even painted with gucci logo!

You know you are the only woman in my life now, and no one else. So tell everyone, how I proposed to you. lol

Nah, das not true. Your fada married those 2 other tooth-pick legged wives for you, after i had 21 shildren for you! and as for the proposal, i was pooping and asked ur cheap ass to bring tissue paper for me, u went and brought newspaper,well, i managed and used the paper, then das how the ring scratched my baby-like buttocks! now it's scarred from your cheap-assness!!

Stella N:
lol is this another stlye of giving a ring?
if she did not use strol she will swallow the ring oooooooo
and that will be another problem