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Romance › Re: Having A Problem Proposing To Ma Girl by dae(f): 2:51pm On Jun 03, 2009

Pataki:
LOL!!!!
You have been living in fantasy island well well.

LOL, Is that not how u proposed to me? and the other 2 wives in ajegunle and okokomaiko? stop frontin' o!

Romance › Re: Having A Problem Proposing To Ma Girl by dae(f): 2:44pm On Jun 03, 2009

whitelexi:
Make sure she's using a straw!

Just curious, so people actually use straws for icecream? huh

Romance › Re: Having A Problem Proposing To Ma Girl by dae(f): 2:43pm On Jun 03, 2009

~ go to the cinema to see a movie. Arrange in advance that at the end, a large slide saying 'Will you marry me?' with your names in front of the whole audience. The applause at the end of the movie will be something special

~ Depending on where you are, you can hang out with some friends, then on a paper spell out W-I-L-L- U M-A-R-R-Y M-E, then ask some kids around or friends to hold those papers while u're on your knees.

~ Go to your favourite restaurant, order food, then dessert, cake preferably with will u marry me written on top of it with icing.

Romance › Re: I Can't Bear The Agony by dae(f): 2:25pm On Jun 03, 2009

Simple Advice --- Not worth it, the fact that he got ur friend pregnant is even enough reason. As ur first dude,the obsession is gon be like this, but girl, trust me, you need to free yourself, liberate yourself. Hang out with other dudes, i'm sure u'll find someone who has better things to offer and not someone who'll get another woman pregnant again! FREE YOURSELFFFFFF!!!!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: For:babygirl by dae(f): 12:57pm On Jun 03, 2009

Do u make 6 figures in a year? (in $) --- if yes, then we can work something out. grin

Romance › Re: . by dae(f): 1:04am On Jun 03, 2009

Ewwwwwwwwwww, i'm gonna snap someone's cock!

Romance › Re: Love Confessions by dae(f): 9:16pm On Jun 02, 2009

doejohn:
bobo don hammer

LMAOOOOOOO

Family › Re: Please Help by dae(f): 7:32pm On Jun 02, 2009

And how are we sure this is not BLACKMAIL?

Romance › Re: Causes, Cure For Late Marriage by dae(f): 5:22pm On Jun 02, 2009

So if i may ask, what are the ages that are y'all are talking about?

Romance › Re: What Rule Do I Play, My Neighbour's Gf Is Cheating? by dae(f): 5:17pm On Jun 02, 2009

Poster -- Its good if u mind ya business, but if u feel u NEED to help the guy, send him a text from a number he doesnt know that his wife is in bed with someone else AT the moment! and go about ya own bizz

Romance › Re: If A Girl Is Extremely Busty (breast-wise), Is It A Sign Of Way-Wardness? by dae(f): 5:10pm On Jun 02, 2009

POSTER!!! what were u looking at b4 officially making her ya babe? IF u had a prob with her omu, u shuldda left her long time ago, and looked for a Fryping-pan chested female! ughhhh

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland Ladies Beware, A Chronic Womaniser On The Loose! by dae(f): 11:07pm On May 29, 2009

This thread is still going on?!?!?! hehehehe, na wa ooooo!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland Ladies Beware, A Chronic Womaniser On The Loose! by dae(f): 9:18pm On May 29, 2009

See how all of una like amebo reach, u waiting for dem to get off work?
LOL

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland Ladies Beware, A Chronic Womaniser On The Loose! by dae(f): 9:15pm On May 29, 2009

y me:
fear not,
thy lawd is with thee

hehehehe, omo, let me fear abeg. This one na real life kasala!

Pataki:
Awww, thank you oh. I am another psycho on the loose.

Oh you are? i knew there was something "special" about you. You too like orange!!

OMO IBO:
all those yankee chicks get too get mouth.

now them no fit come yap their mouths and wag/wave their fingers again. all of a sudden their computer don crash or dem dey too busy

Provide evidence of their "get mouth" please and lets review! grin

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland Ladies Beware, A Chronic Womaniser On The Loose! by dae(f): 9:12pm On May 29, 2009

Remii:
I think Londoners would win, but lets wait and see

Ok, lets arrange for cheerleaders to come and entertain us while the victims and victimees are taking a break.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland Ladies Beware, A Chronic Womaniser On The Loose! by dae(f): 9:11pm On May 29, 2009

Pataki:
OK, just shoot me an email on: pnaija@gmail.com Lol

I am serious oh.

thanks, but no thanks, i dont want another psycho to disguise using another ID and implicate my name. Trust me, i have seen such acts of immaturity b4. grin

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland Ladies Beware, A Chronic Womaniser On The Loose! by dae(f): 9:07pm On May 29, 2009

OMO IBO:
but where all these yankee chicks dem dey na?

abi all their computers and laptops don spoil?

LOL, so is this one competition between American chicks VS London Chicks?
Who's winning? who get iranu pass?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland Ladies Beware, A Chronic Womaniser On The Loose! by dae(f): 9:06pm On May 29, 2009

na2day?:
i tell ya, we need to relocate to the UK, it seems that is where the party's @

Just be careful so that you dont get "burnt", grin

(go figure)

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland Ladies Beware, A Chronic Womaniser On The Loose! by dae(f): 9:03pm On May 29, 2009

Pataki:
Stay off nairaland issues I tell you. Once it comes hitting, it is always shitty and nasty.

Anyways, I have made you my official nairaland wife now!

_{*still running away form pataki, holding my dunlop slippers and pepper-spray just in case*} lol

Food › Re: Un Cooked Soup by dae(f): 9:01pm On May 29, 2009

is palm oil + dry pepper with some salt classified as uncooked? lipsrsealed

by the way, it tastes good with yam grin

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland Ladies Beware, A Chronic Womaniser On The Loose! by dae(f): 8:56pm On May 29, 2009

Uche2nna:
Nairaland runs deeper,,,,, way deeper, than I thought

I know!!! this is some serious issue. over 500 posts between yesterday and today!!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: aaa by dae(f): 7:40pm On May 29, 2009

Have u asked if he is "not straight"? aka gay

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland Ladies Beware, A Chronic Womaniser On The Loose! by dae(f): 7:38pm On May 29, 2009

Pataki:
Why do you hate me this much? I have not even shined your congo yet.

LMAO, you wont and cant

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland Ladies Beware, A Chronic Womaniser On The Loose! by dae(f): 7:31pm On May 29, 2009

_{*Have you poured ice cream on your toto now! I am coming to lick it all away!!!*}
[quote][/quote] shocked

nasty!!!!
_{*kicks patakis mouth and removes his teeth, everythang*}

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland Ladies Beware, A Chronic Womaniser On The Loose! by dae(f): 7:28pm On May 29, 2009

OMO IBO:
have you guys noticed how these chicks ignored this threrad?

LMAO, so whats the diagnosis of them "ignoring the thread" are u implying they are guily as charged?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland Ladies Beware, A Chronic Womaniser On The Loose! by dae(f): 7:25pm On May 29, 2009

Pataki:
Where is Amebo no1 to come and service my koboko tonight? I do not like sharing my woman with dicks! So you had better stick to my joystick, or I kick you out.

_{*Sets a rat trap for patakis epon and sneaks away*}

Romance › Re: What Do You Expect To Get? by dae(f): 7:23pm On May 29, 2009

Yup, its not gonna last. u gonna keep on pitying d person, no feelings involved.
Kinda weird. I wonder how some people do it.

Romance › Re: Who Lies More In A Relationship? by dae(f): 7:19pm On May 29, 2009

Both!

Health › Re: Has Fibroid At The Age Of 29 by dae(f): 3:34pm On May 29, 2009

ifyalways:
@dae,Nlders can pray for her

ahem, ok then. I guess someone needs to send a memo out huh

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