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chei, sista!! u berra wake up. 5yrs age difference is NOTHING! -- u wanna marry someone your age? not saying there's somthing wrong in doing that o. U berra wake up b4 someone else snatch d man from you o, ehen.
And if u still dont want --- Pass am here (one womans poison is anoda womans delicious food) LOL

hmmm, you said you're not having feelings for him again huh? Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that, LOOK BEFORE YOU LEAP LADY.

emm, depends on how i feel about the dude. If i like him, then its all good, but if not, hmm, i'd always have 911 on speed Dial --- Such a person is a potential Stalker who might eventually become a pathetic psycho. 

LOL hehehe ---- First Class upper! this is good! ---- this person must be working in shell now.

y me:
i cant explain as this english dey do me for body

i need to go take aspirin this is the main reason i dont go through long stories

after reading this long story i just cant get the point of what the poster is talking about

@poster, no insult intended tho, but you need to read your story again and make amend

I feel the same way, i think the effect of the English can cause a pandemic. lol --- we thot swine flu was terrible, this one is too mush.

put ur pic, let us see and judge first then we know if any advice is worth it

tell her XYZ
Xamine Your Zip, Shikena!

Igwe.:
How are we sure the man was actually looking at her? I know say some peeps get 4'0clock eye, they always fall victim of false accusations. is a pity his own case might be the same.

Oh hahahahahahahahahah -----IGWE you tooo mushh --- 4oclock eye, hahahahahahah

hahaoahahoaoaohahaah --- Girl, u so hot that even taxi man cant get enough of you!! dang! well, they need some TLC and sugar too, so let him feed his eyes --- his "ranting" spoiled the show sha, like, wat tha hell, LOL --- next time, dont look dia eye, those agbaya men can put "tiro" in their eye as love potion or other evil deeds, LOL

NATIVE SON!!!
Dat was an AWSEOME and FUNNY movie

ughhhhhh, hissssss proud bastard.

Secretz:
He should and 'unwind' with his wife, in his house. Simple!

LOL "unwind with his wife" ehhh! derry gyel lol

Hissssss, as if women also dont wanna unwind ,and some dumbass men get mad when women just hang out with their friends, talkless of going to the club! nonsense!!

Akabi_boy:
You know!!! maybe the chicks no dey give dem cookie again, lol

Then guys need to re-strategise.

they have run out of strategies, why do u think they now need to put up a consulting firm!
Orisirisi , i thot i had seen it all, this one pass my power ooo. lol --- i wonder what the CEO tells people he is doing! "I own a $ex Consulting Firm" Lorddddddddd hahahahahah

Akabi_boy:
There must be some desparation going round in naija at the minute. do u need a consulting firm to get laid in nigeria?

You know!!! maybe the chicks no dey give dem cookie again, lol

Ben20001:
Every kind of business can be found in Naija. Naija too much

Gba be! its so so interesting. What is it you are looking for in naija that u wont find? everything is so available meeen, sex consulting firm?!?!
Wonders Shall never ever end!

They are  if you give them the chance to.  You be a hardass and they not gonna try no $hiet with you! simple as ABC
Not just naija men, Men in general, and hey! some women could be posessive too.

Secretz:
Yep

I think most people have, especially in their early years!!

That's because you are 16! just joking.

Sis, hope you fine sha? ! nurry girl!!

You this woman eh! if i catch you, i will so whopp your azz eh your husbands dem will think you look like fada xmas! LOL howz you doing sis? shey u alright sha, mo miss e ooo! we havnt caused trouble lately, as per partners in crime, lol are we not outgoing again? LOL

LOL, nah, reason is -- I dont look my age at all!! im 24 and look 16. Noone has ever gotten my age right from guessing,

hmmmmm, good question.
My cousin is also getting married and asked me the same question, can someone suggest a realistic Figure for the Following:
Ps, this is for 400 guests.

Food (Whatever eatable during weddings)
Meat ( Fish, goat, cow, pomo)
Drinks (assorted, including Liqors)
Musicians
Reception hall
Decorations,photographer, videographer
Invitation Cards
Gifts for guests
Wedding Cake

I'll appreciate the help oooo my people!!

LMAO @ topic
As far as i know, farting is natural. What i expect is for everyone to laugh about it and get it over with. If he wanna break up wid me cos i farted, then - he's the king of kings of morons.

awwww, poor thing. I wish U could make up your mind and leave him. Anyways, seems you dont wanna leave cos of "what he has done for you" Omo, things happen o! if push come to shove, calculate how much he spent on the processing, save up, and pay him the money back, at least you wont have too much guilty conscience. But u're not in a health relationship. When he's not home, Look for your passport!! start taking your things form him small small, he request he knows your PIN --- give him and eventually, change it!! Chaii, Girll, redeem yourself ooooo.

JUST DONT MAKE THE MISTAKE OF GETTING BELLE FOR HIM, IF NOT YOU ARE SCREWED.

hey man, dont be COMFUSED ---- just take the following steps and u will be good to go!
Buy that book English for dummies
Buy another book called Sex for dummies.

Gluck

bongoman:
dae, wao! hav ever trid to experiment with dogs or goat b4? I even hate dogs and what i like goats for is use their heads for 'ise ewu' hahaha!

Good question --- how old are you?

My comment -- Your jokes are extremely dry. Try harder next time , what am i even sayin!! DOnt every try at all so as to save you some embarrasment man! hissssssssssssss

@ poster --- Bros, there are goats and dogs errwhere. Take one as a pet and also for other uses if and when needed, (nuff said)

Hmmmm Neither do i believe this story (sorry, das how i feel) , it Looks like some Nollywood production stuff --- and maybe she tryin to write some Superstory movie! --- i mean common now,  we too grown up for this fabu!!

BUT, if na true -- they dont want you, so take the steppin' -- move on with ya life.

Secretz:
Roflmao

He wasn't too fat to court, but sure is too fat to marry! Na waaaa!
Abi, tell him to fast for 40 days and night and atleast 1 hour of exercise per day!
Pls note that weight loss is not guaranteed and neither is it guaranteed to stay off especially not during marriage!!! Lol

LMAOOO ----- you this woman eh!! Father have mercy on ya mouth

Ok, emm, So, you claim to be married with 2 kids -- are you for real? --- Well, just curious to know, cos u dont act like it AT ALL, no offence!