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ifeajikap:
Aw was d interview

fyn, tnx man

calabardick:
what did you applied for?

iv said mentnd it: route inspector...tel me wat they do and their pay

C pretenders evrywia...lyk say dem neva smel shit b4 .....

Howeva, i bn get one hostel mate wen i dy skul...if ds guy enta toilet, cum c as people go dey rush close dem doors....dat guy sh.it smel can giv a newborn smallpox...make dat gal 4 dat pix cum try am wt dat guy

mhiz:
Ewwww that's disgusting, d toilet is my private place, I gather my tots there Lol

nw i know why u comfortably spend hours thr wen we shld b cuddlin

All ds nowadays gals sef...dem go dey pose lyk say dem no dey shit...if u get inner eyes to see som dem undies, u go realise say rag beta am...yeye!

calabardick:
what is the problem with their pay? are you intending to join them?

i will sent you details

yes, i will like to know their pay and job definition/portfolio ASAP...i av an intervw 2mao

ifeajikap:
Legit I for like gatecrash sef

sir, u av any idea how much they pay 4 ds positn?

calabardick:
what is the problem with primero? i work with them

ticketers are not primero staff, it's another company.
close to 10 companies are operating under. that brt bus

please sir, wats d pay for their route inspectors

You are hereby invited for an interview for the Post of a Route Inspector at Primero Transport Services Ltd. Date: Tuesday- 16/02/2016. Time: 1:00pm. Venue: New BRT Depot, Majidun-Awori Bus Stop, Ikorodu Road, Lagos. Please come with your C.V and copies of credentials (Original and Photocopies).


Gentlemen and ladies, i'd appreciate an urgent response. Also, can i get possible tips (lyk pay, workin hrs etc). dat cld be of help peradventure d invite is solid?

Yeye...na so i dey waka along one street, one yelow gal dey my front...naxo one guy bn dey call hin oda guy(u knw hw dem dey take squeeze mouth call dog)....naxo ds gal go dey ask 'ar u calling me'?

Naxo i luk am wel...cum realise she z wel ova 30....

I dey pity dat guy wey dey sweat dey advice, him no knw say na time dey advice best

Lmao...Had to run to somplace solitary b4 ppl start askn me wats d prob

Let me 1st let u guys in on d fact that I attended loyola college, ib..any1 who attendd dah (public) school during Chief Ayangbayi's tenure would agree with me the school had lots of mean teachers. In my case, arranging them based on their level of wickedness, I av an all tym top 3. These teachers when less busy, scout around for students punished by female teachers, then ask to help her flog the students. I dont knw if this is some kind of mating ritual for them. These are teachers who would beat u just for anything, lyk if you look@ them too much. The least number of strokes they can give you is 6(Corporal punishment was at its peak then). If not for the fact that maturity has taken its course, one wld be tempted to do the ff:

1. Slapping the man/woman on point
2. Wish sumthn bad happens to him/her
3. If you are now taller, d feeling to knock him/her so hard on the head....

NOTE: its very wrong to attack teachers either present or past. I appreciate them coz they made us who we are today and please let's 2geda say NO to corporal punishment in schools...only mentioned those for the fun of it...NOW ADD URZ

Lwkmd...Enjoyin ds duel...*grabs popcorn* *sips coke*

They'll neva agree wt u...they'll tel u an outright 'NO' is different from 'hard to get'...howeva, age teaches them to be indifferent...THATS Y I ROCK THE 27+....

Tis only d 25 n below who think they are some princesses...

tempem:
You are wrong...
4ft= makes a ceiling borad(1.2m)
4×4=16ft.... it'll run through 4 ceiling boards.
1. 2×4= 4.8meters. and not 5 meters..
Only engineers will understand!!

'only engineers will understand'? like seriously? U nid to take a tour to primary schools...cut d op some slack

@teelaw, coprophagy aint my fetish...jes a poor dude tryna educate people... ... btw, didnt u see d last word on d title?

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Balloon... buhahahaha....or if d long nail hook sumthing hard den gets torn...

Jes afta d girl received his friend request, cnt decipher what this 'boy' went tru to design ds

...... Especially virgins...na surgical tinz

I can't but ask myself why guys keep long nails most especially when they maintain a bad hygiene. These reasons are why I loathe being around 'em:

1. The sight of some will nauseate you...i'v seen long brown nails, but recently, I saw red. They were nothing different from that of a vulture

2. You dare not play with them, they'll leave signature all over ya body

3. Have you seen them pick their nose with it? Yew!

4. I was on a long queue in a bank when I began to hear 'craw craww crawwww'..I was startled at first only to later realise it was d sound of a guy's claws against his thick bearded cheek

5. This I hate the most and this category of people are fond of this, - when I am chatting with you and u are tryin to make a point, pleeaseee, u dont need to touch me b4 i get ur point...im so allergic to dz! Add urz

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