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FamilyIs This Appropriate At The Children’s Playground? (Pics) by daewoorazer(op): 7:23am On Oct 11, 2021
Does this pose any psychological risk or not?

CelebritiesMr Macaroni: VP's People Pushing The Agenda That I Didn’t Graduate (Pictures) by daewoorazer(op): 6:45am On Oct 11, 2021
As seen on the popular comedian’s Twitter page:

So I was expelled in 2017, We took the school to court that same year. We settled out of court in 2018, I graduated and got my certificate. It was the VP’s people that were pushing the Agenda that I didn’t graduate because I criticized him. Lol…
Source:
https://twitter.com/mrmacaronii/status/1447159918977601538?s=21

SportsTriology: Tyson Fury Knocks Deontay Wilder Out On The 11th Round (highlights) by daewoorazer(op): 6:02am On Oct 10, 2021
Christianity EtcWhen And How Did You Realize Religion Is A Scam by daewoorazer(op): 6:49am On Oct 05, 2021
Some years back I realized religion is man made.
I also realized I don’t need religion to connect with God.

And since, love has been my religion.

I respect all religions practiced by friends and I love everyone.


Peace!
PoliticsRe: Oyinlola Loses Out As Party Zones Chairman Office To North by daewoorazer(m): 7:40pm On Sep 30, 2021
Who edits vanguard sef? huh

EducationRe: LAUTECH Professor, Abass Olajire Slumps, Dies In Mosque by daewoorazer(m): 10:35pm On Sep 17, 2021
teabully:
Lucky man, he has gone to rest, left all the troubles in the world. Daewoorazer do u know this man
WTF he taught me CHM (Chemistry) courses in 200 level.

Very brilliant and principled man.
SportsShooting Stars Back In NPFL As They Beat Ekiti United 6 - 0 by daewoorazer(op): 4:59am On Sep 12, 2021
Governor Seyi Makinde was proud to post on his social media page after he witnessed 3SC thrash Ekiti United 6 goals-nil to earn them a place in the next season’s NPFL competition.

The prestigious club native to Ibadan has since been relegated to the Nigerian National League in 2017 since their relegation from the NPFL.

Find excerpts from the Governor’s Instagram post below:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CTsPorHobtb/?utm_medium=copy_link

Foreign AffairsRe: El-salvador Passes Law To Identify Bitcoin As Legal Tender In 11 Days by daewoorazer(op): 4:05pm On Aug 27, 2021
Okay
E file, e jek’o fi life savings e play 1XBet

Foreign AffairsRe: El-salvador Passes Law To Identify Bitcoin As Legal Tender In 11 Days by daewoorazer(op): 3:57pm On Aug 27, 2021
PoliticalAnalys:
Good
U dey ment ni, getat from there,,,,u no even allow me FTC for my own thread angry
Foreign AffairsRe: El-salvador Passes Law To Identify Bitcoin As Legal Tender In 11 Days by daewoorazer(op): 3:56pm On Aug 27, 2021
E file, e jek’o fi life savings e je fufu and roundabout

Foreign AffairsEl-salvador Passes Law To Identify Bitcoin As Legal Tender In 11 Days by daewoorazer(op): 3:54pm On Aug 27, 2021
Every adult citizen in El Salvador will receive $30 worth of bitcoin when they download and register the government’s cryptocurrency app, President Nayib Bukele announced late Thursday as he unveiled details on how the nation would become the first to make bitcoin legal tender.

The president addressed widespread concerns that bitcoin use might become mandatory in El Salvador—which will continue to use the U.S. dollar as legal tender—reassuring citizens the “use of bitcoin will be optional,” Reuters reported.

Salaries and pensions will continue to be paid in dollars, he said, and anyone being paid in bitcoin “can choose to automatically receive it in dollars.”

Bukele said the adoption of bitcoin as legal tender would not be the same as when El Salvador adopted the dollar and bank accounts converted the former currency of colóns, to dollars.

Bukele reiterated that one of the key drivers of the law is to help people sending remittances back to El Salvador, as the payments typically suffer from high transaction and commission costs.

KEY BACKGROUND

The U.S. dollar has been the official currency in El Salvador since 2001, which bitcoin will join, not replace, as legal tender. The decision to adopt the cryptocurrency as legal tender—a world first—was met with both trepidation and excitement around the world. For enthusiasts, it was a sign of things to come, and numerous lawmakers around the world have expressed support for fostering widespread use of digital currencies. Skeptics, meanwhile, voiced concerns over transparency, the environmental impact of bitcoin, and the practicalities of implementing it on the ground. El Salvador’s ambitious three month timeline to implement the law, which Bukele’s statement suggests is unchanged, was imperiled in mid June when the World Bank rejected the country’s request to help it implement the crypto as legal tender, citing risks to the environment and of financial crime.
Source:
https://www.forbes.com/sites/roberthart/2021/06/25/adults-in-el-salvador-to-get-30-in-bitcoin-as-nation-unveils-details-to-make-crypto-legal-tender/amp/

Lalasticlala
Mynd44

RomanceRe: I'm In Love With My Colleague's Ex by daewoorazer(m): 6:30am On Aug 20, 2021
Juliearth:
Give her some time to heal and get over her ex. During this period, try to be just a friend, don't show interest beyond that, so she doesn't use you as a rebound. Shoot your shot only after you are sure that she is completely over her ex. All the best!
Which yeye time? U and the OP sef, you both belong to phylum mumunidae.

Abbey 117
OP,
1. Don’t fall in any stupid love
2. Don’t do any stupid relationship
3. If u must gbensh her, let her bring the puna to you on a platter of gold; fcvk her like the biatch she is without mercy, while fucking her, ask her who owns her; make sure she answers in the affirmative.


NB: if you don’t have a >6’ gbola, don’t try number 3
Forum GamesRe: Solve This Riddle If You Have A High IQ by daewoorazer(op): 4:16am On Aug 08, 2021
The Answer

I have 9 athletes, all male wink zero female
Forum GamesRe: Solve This Riddle If You Have A High IQ by daewoorazer(op): 4:15am On Aug 08, 2021
positivevibez:
4 men 4 women 1 transgender you said 9 athletes half of 9 is 4.5 therefore 4.5 +4.5 = 9 grin grin grin you take half boy which is .5 and half girl another .5 you'll get a boy-girl aka transgender.
Broooooo, you try no be small but you’re wrong

Forum GamesRe: Solve This Riddle If You Have A High IQ by daewoorazer(op): 12:15am On Aug 07, 2021
mrdba:
There is one woman athlete... therefore there are 8 male athletes in the team...
Nope, keep trying
Forum GamesSolve This Riddle If You Have A High IQ by daewoorazer(op):
I’m a coach, I have 9 (nine) athletes. Half of them are men; how many men and women athlete do I have?
SportsRe: Olympic Shotput Finalist Chukwuebuka Washes Jersey By Himself; Laments by daewoorazer(op): 3:46am On Aug 04, 2021
BritishAirways:
Matter of fact there is nothing bad in him washing his own jersey but the issue is having just 1 jersey.

[s]Wasn't there a budget for team nigeria? Who is responsible providing Olympic participants wears? It can't be buhari that will be responsible for everything na.[/s]

SportsOlympic Shotput Finalist Chukwuebuka Washes Jersey By Himself; Laments by daewoorazer(op):
Chukwuebuka Enekwechi, is a Nigerian and also an American citizen; he is a track and field athlete who specializes in throwing events. He however competes for Nigeria on a global scale.

The athlete who made it to the Olympic shotput finals however lamented on his IG page about how the Nigerian government only provided him just one jersey; and obviously how he had to wash his jersey by himself.

Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Source:

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CSHwBw5hFc-/?utm_medium=copy_link

RomanceRe: Why Are Most Nigerian Girls Almost Bald. (Picture) by daewoorazer(m): 2:19pm On Aug 01, 2021
Baldness is inherited from the Female chromosome X.

Na dem get baldness Gangan.
Business4 Subliminal Bad Habits Jeopardizing Your Corporate Success by daewoorazer(op): 1:21pm On Aug 01, 2021
1. Always have your mobile and data on:

A number of job seekers can be likened to a barren woman seeking the fruit of the womb but isn’t engaging in coitus. Most times they come with the “data is expensive” excuse, but the question is, wouldn’t you rather be hungry and not miss an urgent email/call from HR or a potential helper?

If you still switch data off to manage data today, you’re a mumu man. Buy data today and network with people online, internet is the bridge to meet people you’d never probably meet offline. Information is not only power, it is expensive. Surf the internet ruggedly, the information needed to launch you into your wealth is lurking around. Most importantly, reduce your visit to porn sites just so your data lasts.

2. Your not so important bad etiquettes.
You pee’d in the company restroom but guess what, you’re that nasty individual who leaves urine droplets on toilet seats.
OR you’re that nasty individual who leave lunch tables messy and can’t even throw away wraps of the biscuit had
OR you like to fart in your office with reckless abandon not minding if another employee might walk in on your pregnancy-aborting fart
OR you like to subconsciously pick your nose to eat
OR you like to subconsciously touch your armpit to sniff
OR you like to retrieve phlegms from your throat either to spit it out or to swallow it back like a snack,
Stop that bullcrap today!

3. You have 10 seconds to impress your colleagues/anyone

Have you noticed how dogs sniff each other everytime they meet? Human brains do that subliminally. People’s brains constantly lookout for DRESSING, NEATNESS and CONFIDENCE. The first rating someone gives you in their mind is the best score you’d ever achieve. Once you score yourself low on the first meeting, you’ll forever struggle to keep up.

If you have a nasty body odour on your first day at work, and you did a good job “perfuming” every office at work with it; it doesn’t matter if you invest 1 million in Gucci perfumes afterwards, you are still that employee that once stank like a pig.

Personally when people perceive someone who can’t groom him/herself properly or probably has body odour, their brain is already making lots of assumptions: “she is really not that bright for her to stink like this”, “he probably won’t manage his portfolio well if he can’t manage his own appearance” etc.

Don’t be fooled, your room has an odour you’re used to and can’t perceive; and only visitors can. The same thing goes with your body. Always assume your body has its natural odour and hence always wear a deodorant and perfume.

Confidence is another thing to watch out for. Confidence will earn you a lot of corporate respect. This reflects in your composure, from your firm handshake to the eye contacts you make to your eloquence. Human brains are wired to believe people with these qualities are superior to them and hence accord them respect. This trickles down to the unofficial aspect, a girl you cannot look into her eyes when talking to her already perceives you as substandard to her level. It’s not the words men say most times that matters, but the composure, body language and most importantly eye contact.

Culturally Nigerians have been taught from childhood not to look at elders in their eyes during conversations; this will however paint you as a timid unprofessional rat in the corporate environment where you’d lead people the age of your grandfather. Be bold, stand straight and firm with your heads up, the way you carry yourself is the way others will carry you. If your physical stature/composure depicts that of a loser/not-too-important individual/shy rat, people will come at you with all manners of bullshit.

4. Substandard Communication values:

Communication (verbal) is very important and it reflects the intelligence of the subject. If you’re in a leadership position, your authority is a huge factor of how you can deliver directives in short concise statements.

“I need you to backup files from last month’s transactions”

is different from

“Uhm, do you have time? Can you help me to back up files from uhm last month’s transactions”.

The former is firm and direct, while the latter shows you have issues communicating directives. It’s not pride, it’s the corporate environment. There is a time to be humble, there is another to throw jokes here and there and there is time to be serious and firm.


If you want to excel in the corporate world, piety and culture must be set aside. Be witty in moderation, joke once in a while, stop laughing like you overdosed on laughing gas, avoid forming gangs/groups in offices, and most importantly, never take bullshvt from anyone. A bullshvt condone today is an invitation to 10 more. Be corporately aggressive and have standards. Let people know you as the Mr/Mrs.xxxxxx who doesn’t take no nonsense than the jovial humble Mr/Mrs.xxxxx who is disrespected by all.

SportsRe: Tokyo2020 Female Basketball: Nigeria Loses 62 -87 To France by daewoorazer(m): 5:00am On Jul 30, 2021
Beancounter94:
1.Post proof that the players were selected based on who they know.

2.Post proof that we have enough talented players who are daughters of nobodies

Thanks. I'm waiting.
Hahaha, you’re a jokester until you can pay me for this talent hunt/research
SportsRe: Tokyo2020 Female Basketball: Nigeria Loses 62 -87 To France by daewoorazer(m): 4:02am On Jul 30, 2021
Beancounter94:
1.Most of our players are children of diasporan Nigerians...ie Nigerians born abroad. They have no links to anyone in government (and in some instances might have played for other countries)

2.Basketball is not that popular in Nigeria. Thus the talent pool is limited...hence our selecting children from the diaspora.

3.iF any of the players were home based...yeah. But we have not selected a homebased basketball squad in over ten years, if not longer

4.If we want to have a good basketball team, we have to get more kids interested in playing basketball, which would then bring in more interest, more money, more coaches, more facilities, and thus more talents. That's how the USA for example went from being nobodies in women's football to a world power in the game
1. So you believe the abroad based players got selected just by flashing their foreign citizenship?

2. You also believe we don’t have sons/daughters of nobody in Nigeria better than abroad based athletes?
SportsRe: Tokyo2020 Female Basketball: Nigeria Loses 62 -87 To France by daewoorazer(m): 3:29am On Jul 30, 2021
Since the atheletes are families/products of big guns in the government, na so so pankere dem go dey chop for that olympics…


Until a son/daughter of nobody makes the team without knowing somebody,

We shall never have an indomitable team
PoliticsRe: Benin Court Sends Igboho To Prison Pending Investigation by daewoorazer(m): 4:21am On Jul 27, 2021
But why send him to prison? Did he commit any crime on Beninoise soil? African leaders are just so dumb! Even his lawyers are dumber!
CareerRe: A Policewoman Called My Boss To Sack Me At My Place Of Work by daewoorazer(m): 3:50am On Jul 17, 2021
Headworld4real:
Thanks to all the advice...am so greatfull to u all.... After explaining everything dat happened to the manager and manager gave d report to d MD, MD called her and told her dat am one of his best staff that he can't afford to sack me. He pleaded on my behalf. I was told to go and apologize to her...Am save now.
Next time keep your big mouth shut, stop telling people where u work!
SportsArjen Robben Retires From Active Football. by daewoorazer(op): 7:36pm On Jul 15, 2021
Dear football friends,

I have decided to stop my active football career. A very difficult choice. I want to thank everyone for all the heartwarming support!

Regards, Arjen
https://twitter.com/arjenrobben/status/1415623419819958275?s=21

RomanceRe: . by daewoorazer(m): 5:48am On Jul 10, 2021
First of all, you were never a redpiller but an ogbonge suegbe-piller

Paying salary to a retired okpo

Spits…when last u buy Nokia3310 for ur sisters?

Anything u do, abeg I no wan hear red-piller for ur mouth again…

Nairaland GeneralRe: Please Help, What Happened To My Hair Scalp? by daewoorazer(m): 8:25pm On Jul 08, 2021
Looks like Ringworm, yorubas call it tanmana….get a fungal cream or FunbactA and apply to the affected areas before u go to bed
HealthRe: Sleeping With An HIV Positive Person by daewoorazer(m): 12:47pm On Jul 03, 2021
CSTRR:
Pls what are these STDs?
I am already vaccinated for hepatitis.

Which other STD apart from HIV should I be afraid of?
HSV1 and 2 bro. Just like HIV, they ain’t treatable, but manageable.
HealthRe: Matt Hancock Quits As Health Secretary After Breaking Social Distance Guidance by daewoorazer(op): 7:13pm On Jun 26, 2021
maiquel:
So its not because he was caught kissing another man's wife on camera but because he broke covid 19 rules?
Lol
They had to tie his fall to something official.

He earlier refused to resign based on the argument that “kissing a colleague is not enough grounds to resign”
HealthMatt Hancock Quits As Health Secretary After Breaking Social Distance Guidance by daewoorazer(op):
Matt Hancock has resigned as health secretary after he breached social distancing guidance by kissing a colleague.
In a letter to the PM he said the government "owe it to people who have sacrificed so much in this pandemic to be honest when we have let them down".
Boris Johnson said he was "sorry" to receive the resignation.
It comes after pictures emerged of him with Gina Coladangelo, reportedly taken on 6 May.
Mr Hancock had been under increasing pressure to quit, after The Sun published pictures of Mr Hancock and Ms Coladangelo, who are both married with three children, kissing. The newspaper said they had been taken inside the Department of Health.
Fellows Tory MPs, as well as Labour and the Covid-19 Bereaved Families for Justice group, had called for the health secretary to be sacked.

In a video posted on Twitter, Mr Hancock said: "I have been to see the prime minister to resign as secretary of state for health and social care."I understand the enormous sacrifices that everybody in this country has made, that you have made, and those of us who make these rules have got to stick by them and that's why I have got to resign."
In his resignation letter, Mr Hancock reiterated his apology for "breaking the guidance" and he apologised.

In response, the prime minister said Mr Hancock "should leave office very proud of what you have achieved - not just in tackling the pandemic, but even before Covid-19 struck us".
He added: "I am grateful for your support and believe that your contribution to public service is far from over."
Labour leader Sir Keir Starmer tweeted: "Matt Hancock is right to resign. But Boris Johnson should have sacked him."
The SNP's Westminster leader Ian Blackford tweeted: "Massive failure of leadership by Boris Johnson, Hancock should have been sacked."
Liberal Democrats leader Sir Ed Davey tweeted that Mr Hancock's legacy was one of "failure" and he said the fact that Mr Johnson "could just carry on regardless brings the prime minister's judgement into question once again".
Concerns had also been raised about the process which saw Ms Coladangelo appointed as a non-executive director of the Department of Health.
Ms Coladangelo - a friend of the health secretary since they worked on a student radio station at Oxford University - was appointed to the role - which comes with a £15,000 salary and involves 15 to 20 days of work per year - last September.
A No 10 spokesman has insisted the "correct procedure" had been followed but refused to go into detail.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-57625508?at_custom2=facebook_page&at_medium=custom7&at_custom3=BBC+News&at_custom1=%5Bpost+type%5D&at_custom4=85C226C0-D6A3-11EB-8D87-B3BB923C408C&at_campaign=64&fbclid=IwAR1HtBqFKwu5kNOgtGcnp36CIW7CvbNLtMt3lUENnbovcGQwoiQqx6RRZgE

EducationRe: Can Dry Wood Conduct Electricity Or Not (graphic Video/pics) by daewoorazer(op): 4:43pm On Jun 22, 2021
Gadafii:
na village people dial him number, he climbed electricity pole go pick the callhuh

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