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hibiscus76:
Just asking cuz I wanna know

shey u ar short ni? Dont wory dear, i do shortees.












Apart frm d fact dat som guys ar ego-bloatd, kpekus is kpekus....i neva hear short kpekus o

in oda news, i learnt dy can be xo hot.temperd due to inferiority cmplex

even a madman knows dats a bleeping irony....










Bt wait, e consign me? *slaps self in d mouth*

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pls mak sure u create a thread when u start growing d 3rd ball...
Egbon, na joke o

TrapQueen77:
U do? So oya tell me what kind of role play u like? Or anytin u done before?

u know we can talk in camera

ofcrse, a smart lady knws whata do

u can ask me anythn dear, dnt b afraid....

TrapQueen77:
Nice outfit for a role play

jes so u know, i lov roleplays

im afraid bro, bad news is thr aint no RIGHT or WRONG to dat question.


Nw do i av an answr 4 u?
None of d above

Franky826:
lol this is smartest answer. I have caught many mofos trying some funny stuffs with my FBI 'spy tools' camera. it's a really intelligent stuff.

At OP follow this advice o. and then try get his wife's number and include it in the list of people that you'll forward his moves to.

Ehee less I forgot try and backup all your videos to a cloud account like dropbox, Google drive, yandex and co. The last mofo I caught was a lady. Backed up all the videos and when she denied I just played the video to her. she quickly snatched it. smashed the phone on the ground took out the memory card and put in her bag and the transferred some money to me for another phone.
was just there looking at her like...

Egbon Franky826, u bad o

lonelydora:
Best advice so far.

...My boss!

Mememan:
The mumu rushed to open a new moniker

kikiki...i dnt knw abt dat o

Simply put 'ibile' or 'street'

Tel us d name of dat married man whom jes bleeped u up....NLA(nairaland avengers) wil tak it up

sLentlover7778:
Yoruba will say.. Imu ni ka (Noise is wicked) if no be so, we for dey smell to know..

Oga..ur adage pass me o....



So u mean we for dey smell kpekus? I don't undstnd...

Btw...ur autocorrectin stuff made u type noise instead of nose

flexyfit:
thank u op....I will sit back and read response....cos I really want to know.....

No matter what u learn hia, if u do it, na to serve u divorce paperz oooo .....coz I go use juju know

#obatala #obataasa #gods

Or beta paraphrased: how does ds question reduce d lifespan of boiz who can't but have sleepless nyts ova such...











Btw,
.....so OP, u tink u can tail a wild woman?

Politics of cowardice

AndreSalvatore:
well, u said some...

Abi na

AndreSalvatore:
On me own lane bro... I detest drama... Who 'em both don epp......


Lwkm...

bt boss, we all nid dat sum1 in lyf...i dnt mean yarinya o


sum ppl made it in lyf thru frnds

vicstar:
12 bottles gan? u wan kee me with diabetes?

haaa! Ok....1 paali alomo bitters...with 8 solid bitter colas...

Please, sincere answers.......

We know some will die to friend d children of rich peepz while some don't give a shyt bout 'em, they can 'kill' for dat 1 loyal ibile....

. Oya!

vicstar:
baba I see yu

https://duncandaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/IMG_3876-1024x682.jpg

Me: barman!

Barman: yes!

Me: give Mr. Vicstar 12 bottles of Orijin

Me: *sips fayrouz*

vicstar:
*

Egbon, iv bn noticin u for a while, are u the president of SAN(spacebookers associatn of nairaland)....... U and * tho!

Oh lawd....nt again....on d streetz we don't use such lines....stop mistaking us for ajebos!



























Btw, don't ask me wat kinda lines

kratosonofzeus:
Most women tend to get conscious of the way their
armpits look. So, they try out various beauty hacks
to whiten and smoothen them out. But it leads to
darkening of armpits.

1.
try
apples. If you scrub mashed apple on your armpits
daily, it can actually get you free from dark spots
and odour too. Apple contains AHA, which is
capable of killing germs and bacteria that cause the
darkening of your underarms.


2. Orange peel is helpful too. The citric acid which
is used for skin bleach is found in orange peels. Dry
some orange peels for about three to four days
until the peels are completely dry. Take about two
tablespoons of it and mix with some rose water to
apply on your underarms. Leave it for 10 minutes
before washing off with cool water.


3. lemons, milk and cucumber help in getting rid of
dark underarms too.

I guess u missed a piece there...its impossicant to take 2 tblspoon of dried orange peels....

Tnx 4 d info oga

justwise:
ngcars is right, why did you drop your number asking the op to contact you rather than giving your answer openly here?

Oh my....try harder next tym.......multiple accounts permitted

..*bows outta thread*

[quote author=ngcars post=47098882][/quote]Sir, this is d reason why Nigeria is crawling and families are crumbling.

'all I seek is to know if its possible not help as regards renewing it'

dat which i quoted above had it been u were patient enough to read, will perhaps make u realise u shouldnt have written this gibberish.

So, egbon NGCARS, HE DOESNT ACTUALLY WANT THE PROCEDURE OR MY HELP

Dnt try dat wit a cyberbully, i bet u may nt be lucky as with me.

VaginaTerrorist:
I'm Sorry Sire na Play I follow dey play too. Emabinu*Hugs**

ok na, babanla....wetin dey 4 ground

VaginaTerrorist:
Okay, when you get to your toilet, sink your head in it for as long as you can, to get it. Thanks lot boy... One love.

egbon vaginaterrorist, na play w dey 4low u play...