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Profitsng:
Actually the 1k thingy there was meant to be a criteria for accepting people,
But I have not concluded that will be the criteria, will make final decision when I get enough participants and probably it will be in the whatsapp group.


And, lol, this is nothing related to immigration.
Thanks.

Have a rethink on that ASAP! Make a difference, employ ppl for free and dnt do odawise. #OneNigeria

olatex25:
chai.... who has money to bet with me, u can only found dis type of advert in Ibadan.... shandi shandi

yes....it can be 'foundeding' too...

I av no epistle 4 u...u go thru ds coz ntn kips u busy...cntact m at my signatur so w can discuss hw u'd learn a skil and mak manie bro!

When d farmer acts as d doctor to deliver d baby and mould his head...

Horlufemi:
they did not return it o.

haaa, dose ones ova bad o!

Horlufemi:
It was a hot and sunny afternoon. I came back from lectures. I was very hungry and I decided to cook concoction. a few minutes later every ingredient was added. as soon as it was done I went inside to urinate
when I came out I couldn't find my pot of food.

It's still a mystery to me how someone could be so callous to steal someone's food My heart still dey swear for the person

kikikikiki...did they return ur pot?

At least a frnd of mine dat xperienced such, they washd d pot clean and placed it back on d stove early momo d 4lowin day

Dem ekosodin no dey kari last 4 evritin..na dem evn dey folow spread dem dirty linen

walemoney007:
OOU or TAI SOLARIN UNIV

mehn, that side have bn knwn to give sparingly for ages! May or maynt b true tho

None has mentnd schools in 'ijebu'

Abeg, im stil tinkin..cld it be dat skul wey dem student stingy? Hold on make i rememba d name sef

Just 4 d fun of it, i tink she z indid her flat mate, wat do u guys tink?

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Users will in due time no longer have to worry as The House of Representatives has set in motion a process for eliminating unsolicited text messages from GSM providers.
They plan to prescribe a sanction of N5m fine against any service provider sending unsolicited SMS to subscribers.
Nigeria has 149,787,120 active Global System for Mobile communication (GSM) lines as at November 2015 according to the Nigerian Communications Commission (NCC) and subscribers are said to lose over N547b yearly per unsolicited SMS at N50 deductible, every five days of subscription.
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The lawmakers believe that unsolicited text messages breach the privacy of phone users and contravene their fundamental rights as provided for in the constitution.
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Godshand:
So the one that was targeted on men was not insultive? Deal with it.

BTW, OP missed some other vital points there. Example, some girls lapses(just close to pelvic region) are sight you wouldnt want to see a second time. So disgusting looking reddish like it was bombed by an incurable infection.

Another is stitching their pants with thread. Mehn, who does that? I saw a girl set of pants and almost all were stitched with black thread even as some of the pant were white.

And some of them lack proper hygiene. You may have to throw your face elsewhere while digging deep their holes. Some of them stink big time down there.

kikikakakakiki....
Beht why? Any man who luvs himself wil run at d sight of pants either on laundry lines or shower pipes in bathrums...guy, if u wan live long, STOP IT NOW....I stoppd it d day i saw one white pant, OMG, d gusset had changed color to dat of a leopard...accompanied wit holes too...

lezz:
Na me you dey yab like this ? If I finish you now you go go commit suicide.

I know say the madams when dey manage this thread go dey spy me looking for a way to give me 2 weeks ban if I curse you. Na lie, I no go 'gree.

The only thing I go tell you be say, go look for cream when go make your vagina lips be the same colour with your laps. Naim make I no dey fit go more than 2 rounds with you.

Your thighs done black finish with sweat and fungi colony

kikikikiki, ds got me srzly laffn....ds guy na destiny destroyer

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guys, dis is wat I got, its obvious d OP wants u to pay 4 ds informatn..guys lyk myslf who doesnt blv in such idea shldnt bother to drop any mail. Tnx

daewoorazer201@gmail.com

OP, u fall my hand..d gal wey dey ask make u giv am tym..dnt b surprisd if u c her 2nyt wt anoda nigga..U new in d game bro..&sh servd u first..dnt send her any msg..IF I WERE U, I WLD AV DELETED ALL HER CONTACTS FIRST d moment sh starts actin funny..4get her bro, WORK HARD, LAF ALOUD, CHERISH UR MALE FRNDS DAN DOSE GALS, DRINK RESPONSIBLY IF U AR A DRINKER, and LAMBA ..kip ds advice on ur left hand...dnt eat amala with it..living well is d best form of revenge

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