ayusco85:

But thats NON OF MA BUSINESS. HIS MONEY, HIS BUSINESS





continues sipping his tea**this tea is sweet**

wait o...lemme go an get my baff ...so that yu can gimme small tea abeg

pbs4real:
lolxx. . .nah only u get dat UKWU?

omo mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!

Kazrem:
It means Most Valuable Post.

God bless yu sir..

Twaci:
Olonga

english ?

Twaci:
lemme guess, pounded yam and vegetable soup spiced with stock fish, fresh fish, kpomo, goatmeat and a glass of cold paami to wash it down.

okay..now am horngry

Chinwendym:
God is watching.

Scavengers to drop refuse laden with bomb at his house?

The one in vgc? Please explain berra o!


in that case na to use padlock dey lock dustbin be that o!

God is watching...

ha think say na only me see am o....wetin scanvenger dey find for vp house.? how e take enter ? how e take waka pass front of the gate sef.and no olopa see am ?

popweezy:
We shall meet him later

what if hes in hell nko?

ladyF:
Hmmmm, hope he gave his life to Christ before he departed, else how will he explain to the keeper of the book of life and death that he was •••••• and as he was •••••• he died.

RIP

Front Page

he.ll use sign language .dont worry

Hitter:
You get asthma and she go say faster you too go wan claim machine
RIP.. thank God the girl didn't leave him..

hahahaha....all ths folks on nl sef..i hail o

Chidoks:



meaning pls?

iam nt exactly good at explaning stuff. buuh its nothing negative .trust me....

Anoruo:
Damn! This dude above me why na

Gods time is the best

Chidoks:
i know that feeling and still need the same advice.mine will not just stop.i srarted frequenting nairaland because of him and his phone..last night i mentioned it again because i prefer him to all the social networks combined.fine, most times he shares with me the stuff he reads but i want to play and talk with him instead joor.
once i held his precious phone in the air ( as high as my arm can carry) and dropped it.the silly phone did not spoil nither did the screen break.i haven't had the liver to repeat the exercise again.maybe i will try it again tonight,at least for me and op's friend...

MVP!!!!

Shehucom:
Alright... am graduating from a university in Sudan next year, hope someone find it cool to post it on NL

how would someone find it cool when yu cant even compose simple sentence widout gbagauning!

cyprus000:
[size=13pt] On a married woman.?

Are you for real [/size]

boys are not smiling

cyprus000:
[size=13pt] On a married woman.?

Are you for real [/size]

boys are not smiling

Houseofglam7:
Take him to a strip club and pay to let him have a lap dance!

I swear na car him go nail you!


If that doesn't work, sell him on OLX

WHAT DAH FUCCK!!!!!!!!!!!

otunsman:
Must every date be in a fast food restaurant? In foreign countries such places listed above are the right places a date meet each other,not compulsorily they must meet in Mr Biggs or tantalizer.why she no chop belleful for her papa house before she go on a date?

most annoying part is they wee never order .basic stuffs like coffee.tea.or jst pie and water or drink....its until they buy errtin on the mr biggs borad that their blood we come down...now tell me ...how are we supposed to talk and know each other when shes dealing with a mountain of rice.and chicken and like two fantas..

sucess001:
Why Sagem no dey dia?

who is ths one na?

AgreatMan:
it's a beautiful place but it's too packed like a barrack. while there is nothing wrong with living in a barrack, there is everything wrong with paying #50m per yr cos i want to 'belong' in a 'crowded space'. if i hv a billion, i will rather buy 50plots smwia btw lagos n ogun, hv a mini golf course, build a 4 bedroom duplex n buy a helicopter cos of traffic. my own opinion bt money good o.

dude....consider being a finacial consultant or analyst or something

Adaahjacob:
Hmmmmm, Buhari don kill us ooooo. This I belong to everybody and belong to nobody is killing marriages already.

wahs is one saying bayyyyiiii

Humblesam:
Wives beating husbands this days!!!! What's happening?

its not only the streets thats not smiling ...iguess

females and their wahala .....God go dey help ina shaaaa

more like watermelons. the chics cute tho....buh if she off am now..na down e go dey look ....slacking boobss ..#serious turn off for me..jstsaying.

bongolistik:
do people still use Akira in this jet age?

if yu wan yab the brother do it swiftly na....which one is all ds style style na......btw....bros abeg upgrade....God go do am

its hs wife na...they can do wahever.... for all of claiming the pic be brought down.

Pascal181:
These Arsenal fans sef...

lol.wahz hall.dat ?

karma is a mean biitch

Castroii:
sweery, are u in any way related to angel gabriel? U fine pass mermaid I swear!

#punchline

i think ex gf used her friend to test me ...well i passed cos i never liked the friend anyway.....we jst got along cos of gf....then one day gf called to say she got preg for a guy and their folks already know and theyve accepted and stuff....and somebody is on here talking thrash abou test and trust...smh..dnt even go there...life is a bitach ...when shiii happens ..yu move the f on.

SAPEDRO:
carry on, you've gat everything. Except the dentition, height, look and the physique.

baaba abeg ..wetin con remain?

maverickdude:
He shudnt av done dat,afta diz is ova....d disgrace stil lives on

technically speaking...theres no disgrace in fight for money if its yours o...besides ...e fiii be the guy last card .....lets pray never to be in that guys shoes o...for a grown man to off shirt in a bank wifout minding the chics around...its nt a small something o