Jay20:
Snake in d monkey shadow style..

monkey inside the snake shadow nko?

kramer:


The point I was making there is that he would have been forming bad and run his mouth.. and you and I know that you don't do that with the Nigerian police. Best thing to do is to humble yourself and let them finish displaying their crase. I'm not supporting the police (God forbid) I'm just saying that 2shotz himself would have fuelled the issue.

if you've been arrested before you'll know that it doesnt take much talk before they ship person to cell...iav been busted before with two idcards...skool nd work..at iwo road ibadan to be precise...for doing yahoo...(all they did was seize my fone .,,and take me to cell...so ths 2shots gist could be true ....buh then again ...he could have tried to form badguy....we dont know for sure

ogorkojo:
Kpele. I think that's dia fastest way of making money nowadays. Wrong accusation, cell, and then bail

bail is free...lol

babestella:


Stop this sentiment please. GEJ has an army under him and the army is doing the job. It is always easy to criticise. GEJ is not a magician and cannot protect every 1 life in NIGERIA. Even if we have a police man to a citizen, it is still not enough. If you had seen video of Boko haram attacks, you will be amazed at their numbers. They come in thousands. What do you think it takes to over run a whole town?

and you think you jst made sense :-/ ....no yabs intended.

fabiano09:
Never knew i'd have to say this,i am ashamed of Islam. Violence begets violence, what kynda message are dey passin to d younger muslims? Just dis week d paris killing,were aee d clerics,wat are dey saying? Allowin dis beasts to kip indoctrinating kids.

God bless ths you yanfu yanfu....i always ask...who are the alfas teaching that violence is good and why has the good ones not come out to tackle them yet?

ireneony:
don't worry naija ladies will soon go on strike, Una go hear ween

border never close o...even if we cant go to uk for oyinbo babez...niqqahs can still trek to benin.cameroon and get stuff done ..#remember

All i read is a pained human being .....not neccessarily a priest...for those of you supporting gej..am guessig..youre nt one of the workers with no salary for abou 3months...and your friend's daughter isnt one of the chibok girls...and your dad wasnt killed by a suicide bomber simply because he works in the north wherr e was posted to.....if you've gone thru one of these and you still vote for Gej...welll......youre the #realest mvp...ipray it never happen to yu tho....all ds things youre saying now tat is sweeting yu wee noh have taste again..#jstsaying

donmalcolm21:
Rome was not built in a day but a lot of work still needs to be done, by the time GEJ will be leaving in 2019 the issue of power supply will be a forgone issue with the limitless power that will be distributed to households.

in the mean time ..what is he doing ?

Heromaniaa:
How do I make a million dollars before d year runs out?

in nigeria? Politics #iguess

CoCoLav:
My cousin who was an engineering student told his dad he needed money to buy engine block for a project. His dad had to call mine to borrow money and that's where he got exposed.

Another cousin who was an anatomy student said he needed money for cadavar. They called my dad to borrow money again and that's where sh it hit the roof.

My sister lied that she was going for a tutorial meanwhile she was going to the beach. While at the beach she took pictures which she posted on Facebook. My dad's employee saw the pictures and took it to show him and was praising him for having such a beautiful daughter, my dad just smiled. My sister later came home not knowing she had been exposed. It was a really bad day for her.

Reasons why my social network shiiii's always on #Super_Extra_Ultra_Lock Mode.. Even my pastor dey tackle say ha no dey active for fb ....ha be like see ds Man shaaaa...#YudontKnowUtunu

Janeify:

Okay! So Emeka & Nkiru were
taking a romantic walk down the
beach one cool night. Emeka grabs
Nkiru's hands, draws her closer to
him, kisses her & says, "Baby! You
know I so much love you. There's
no one here. Its just us. Let's do
WEEWEECHU."Nkiru looks around &
says, "My love, I don't want to do
WEEWEECHU please. Let's just hold
hands & cuddle."Emeka
agrees.After a while, Emeka asks
her again, "Oh baby! Please my
love! Let's do WEEWEECHU!"Nkiru
replies: "Baby'm, don't rush me. I
don't want to do it. I just want to
be wrapped in your arms."Emeka
calms down.After a longer while,
Emeka can't hold it any longer. He
says, "My heartbeat, its not fair oh!
Let's do WEEWEECHU nah! Since
last year oh!"Nkiru reluctantly
agrees!So Emeka immediately
grabs her closer to him, hugs her
tight, brings out the guitar
strapped to his back & they both
start singing:"WEEWEECHU A
MERRY CHRISTMAS! WEEWEECHU
A MERRY CHRISTMAS!
WEEWEECHU A MERRY
CHRISTMAS! AND A HAPPY NEW
YEAR!!!!!"See their dirty minds!
What were y'all thinking
WEEWEECHU was? Seasons
greetings Jare!!

The thunder dar wee fire you ehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!

*sighs*
There is God..

Medunah:
Wetin make we cum do??

Fry beans #iGuess

Lucky Doood...#The chic's cute tho..at least she doesn't have pot belly like some NL females... Hey #Jst Sayin.

rittyben:
Hmmmm. Is there anyone who has never typed K?

Yup....Me ...its always "aiii" "okay" "oooohhhhhkkkk" any other thing except 'K'. The ish just looks rude..really

sexyseun:
you be pure goat..
when you as a girl hello how are you?
and she says fine u? what else do you
want her to say? to say: "am fine my
name is rukayatu gbajabiamila, the
last child of my late father, i am slim,
tall and pretty and i am a sophomore
in Unilag, thank you very much."

ClintonNzedimma:

The bolded above was quite uncalled for
I just gave my honest opinion of the girls in my environ and u insulted me.
Well No Problem

Look on the brighter side sir...at least your Goat is Pure ...let's not mention their own..

Octaevius:


this got me cracking.....nairalanders nd dere comments dont cease to amuse me. C whr person think go

She's letting her imagination roam wild like the mind of God... #iGuess

DonaldGenes:
I guess Nairaland Ladies like Idowuogbo, Kristina, and Shirrebaby,Marieolae, Juliaann are Not the boring type..They are so lively... I like them a whole Lot

Lol. Yu wan set P. Talk true

Hamatrony:
she isn't in a gud mood ALL D TYM ryt?

Its kinda possible na...maybe plenty people are owing her money ..#iGuess
Yu never can tell

tosyne2much:
abeg no spoil me ooooo.. I have no idea of what you are talking about

If you're talking true...#may you make heaven...else Well..anywhere wey yu see yoursef bruh..Enjoy

tosyne2much:
wedding night is what I have been patiently waiting 4

Let's hope she's not a well...and you don't drown..it could be sooo wide you won't even realise you did anything. #Jst Saying. Technically speaking. It doesn't count as getting laid.

tosyne2much:
if given the opportunity, most of those boring and dumb ladies will comment "k" on this thread

Abi na

tosyne2much:
would like to give you my PIN just that I don't give out my PIN easily

#Team-Hard-To-Get #

Get ready to die a LonelyVirgin bruh..
#TeamNeverGetLaid

tosyne2much:
make I pity her jhor

If you are observant, you will see that some dumb and boring ladies will only comment "k" on a thread.. I mean what height of dumbness and boringness is that ?

Lol.. .. just to act like they not boriing and dumb ...they won't comment 'k' ...definitely not on ths thread tho.

rittyben:
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

I wonder if am boring or not

Jst look thru your previous chatss for "k"s and let your conscience do the rest ...

tosyne2much:
abegi jhor.. Make we hear word

Must a guy be into you b4 he chats and replies well ? **smh**

That's what happens when they be thinking everyguy wants to ask em out......

punta:
I will humour you with a response dear. The naughty smiley ( ) beside that sentence means that it's a joke. Waking up dead can't happen, understand?

Nope

dabriggs:



Laughing like Riley Freeman

Naaaaa..be a peace maker like heuy instead

punta:
If I was that lady, I would be very very afraid.

That man certainly has a plan but no one can tell what that plan is until it unfolds. Unless he is a practicing and devout christian, her days in that man's house are numbered. If indeed it was her first time of slipping up and she got caught, he has probably been suspecting something and walking in on her while with her ex in a compromising position is all the proof he needs for the next line of action.

She had better pack and leave because she could wake up dead one of these days or the man could bring in another woman to her home. Whatever the case, this is just the beginning of her emotional trauma unless like I said earlier the man is "A CHRISTIAN" in the real sense of the word.

"She could "wake up dead" ". How does somebody that is already dead wake up ?biko?

Pavore9:
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder!

Okay oo...iguess you haven't really seen some ugly people..they'll make you think again ..unconsciously