mentorandfriend:
Uhmmmm. Interesting. So getting laid is your only problem abi?

Dude ..am young. #twenties to be precise#.besides getting my life started and getting Laid on a reg ..what else should I be thinking of abi??

striktlymi:
There are some items you would order for in some restaurants that would make your 100k seem like one naira.

True tho.

Nigga44:
Can you give us a list of the food/drink she took that wiped out almost 100k? I wan confam something

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Naaa. Just the name of the resturant'll do.

Looks like gravity has been working really hard ds christmas..

My wife's gotta pay groom's price or somefin the same way I pay hers..agree with me or not ...aint none of my business...you've gotta give my parents some credit at least for raising a decent young man. #jst saying.

dinachi:
And later, you hear these bought women coming here to talk about feminism!

Lol...bought bawo?? Its settlement na #Roger

Pavore9:
Don't be angry as that tribe charged nothing in comparison to the Turkanas of Northern Kenya, where a young man who wants to marry requires about 100 cows, 200 goats & several camels just to marry this beautiful bride!

What if she's ugly

mentorandfriend:
Sorry sir, I have a question for ya. Please how will being a bad boy help your future relationships, and ultimately your marriage. Pls I need answer asap. Thanks.

At least you get laid unlimitedly #lookiing on the brighter side#

AriDsexy:


Its really crazy,I really wish CCTV cameras can help d situation

Xmas money indeed,I wonder how she'll have d mind to spend that kind of money

A woman for that matter!

What a man can do a woman can do better she literally robbed wit no gun. No plan .no gang nufin.jst pure feminine power...the rate at which she'll be shopping now ehnnnn.

Victoriousvic:
A little sleep, A little slumber. . .

Poverty creeps in...#in form of a biatch ds time#

chike4:
Thats the season of suprises MTN is talking about, the guy has nominated the gurl for this month suprise, for more suprises pls give me ur teller and ur huge deposits. Pls text 11 to 400 for more suprises

Somebody should nominate me with ghana must go bag ooo. Iam available 24/7 to help you pay your money while you sleep super_comfortably in a room in eko hotel and suites...I can pay for the room sef if you can't... Pleaseeeee

The woman being fasting for like 7days ...and you know what they say about God working in mysterious? ways .....well..ths is an example.

Whenever I see another chic finer than my gf .I say to myself "fck it" then I move on...if she's a friend and Its tempting..I act rude to her for no reason..then they usually end up hating me..#works for me .may nt work for yu tho#. Buh really..there's always gonna be that chics finer than your wife..but your ability to Say No and stand Your ground is what makes you..#No Real Man Is a PushOver ...besides the seasonal drama from one woman is enough to watch for a lifetime...I don't think you want to see what two looks like....mistress is sweet and loyal now..then you get married to her #gbam! Welcome to HellOnEarth!.

Humblebloke:

Ur trick is not goin to work...

Lol.... Busted!!!!!!!!!!!!

SeverusSnape:

Welcome to Nairaland, I noticed you just registered.

Let the setting P begin

Lilknight:
me i no dey close ma eyes o, patapata i go deem am. Even ma babe suprise d day i tell am say me no dey close eyes. #dats me

Lol...baba..how person dey take deanm eyes .ha go like learn am o....almost got caught once..na God say make the man press bell shaaa...if Not?

temitemi1:
And God no go allow u arrive Nigeria safely then... If u talk abt Nigerians' ladies in this manner, I wonder how u treat ur mother n ur sisters!! If u are coming home with this ur silly mind set, beleiving me u will naver arrive safely n if u manage to arrive u wil neva go back d same...

Lol..bruhhhhhh. Really. On one hand the guy is really pained and jst being stupid....then on the other hand .naija girls have plenty grah grah. ...it nt a matter of how e talks to mothers or sisters...if you meet them outside naija. You'll relate with ths gist...ha swear. Let's nt being denying

Where are the GEJ supporters on Nl

None of my business

onadana:
ALL THIS ACTORS AND CELEBRITIES WITH SHARING..SHARING..This their sharing formula...na wa

There is love in sharing tho.

Its amazing how all the girls on NL are encouraging him to hold on till hs own locates him and nobody's is saying they would like to know him maybe they could click.....is it jst me or there's no girl on NL dar wants a V brodah..and the no sex till marriage stunt...

DonaldGenes:


Me too!

Me three!

cynthia3d:
bad citizen

And you're the good citizen?

cynthia3d:
Giving people mind set on hw to steal if me all begin to guess right on recharge cards hw will ppl who make this their business survive abeg oooooo

As if when someone says it. You won't use too

jireh250:
When you are too opinionated...na only your opinion they correct everytime...na wahala o.
Can two work together except they be agreed?

Wait .let me ask ifa!

Just seclude your self ..fasting and meditating continously by the time you do 7days dry.....Let's see what happens!

Tinubu:
The money is like most Nigerian Girls



Pretty to look at.... Almost Worthless to use




Please don't quote me... Unless you agree with me

Seconded!!!!!!!! Besides its still 100bucks. same dead value

victorazy:
What do men gain from women?
Name only one SEX

Ihave always asked ths question.and no girl or woman has ever given any reasonable answer...they all blab somethings abou companionship and love and some other random things they can't explain..
Since there's plenty sabi girls on NL ..abeg.
What else does a guy really gain from a woman? Besides the regular act of easing tension..which is for a while anyway....if you say na lie?
Wait till she eases your tension and handles your ATM card. #especially if she naija

tumababa:
bold5 with a bigger screen. dats all

More of a Q10

emmydeep:
THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF TROUBLED TIMES FOR REDEEMED CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD. THE POLITICAL CHURCH OF NIGERIA.

APC WANT TO DIVIDE THE CHRISTIANS BUT THEY HAVE SHOT THEMSELVES OF THE LEG.

THE CAMPAIGN IS ABOUT TO START AND LETS SEE WHAT IT WILL GIVE BIRTH TO.

Jst when I thought Deep minded people on NL were going into extinction....#whoknew..

AngelicaDivine:
Aso rock 2015 na big fight

Let the best man win.

When I have toolz wetin ha dey find go uganda besides all I see is Fat. Where's the hips?