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Family / Re: I'm Tired Of My Wife, What Do I Do? by Daffy007: 11:22am On Aug 25, 2020
Man!!!! You hit me with this post, damn...... Thanks for sharing
Patience and understanding my man.


A must read for every couple.

Last Friday evening, I decided to gulp down a couple of beer bottles at a joint before going home after a hard day's work.

Sitting next to my table were these two guys whose discussion was almost disturbing the rest of the people in the bar. One seem to be bitterly complaining to his friend about his wife. "My wife wan kill me", "she too like money", "she is too demanding, infact I am tired of her nonsense.

From his utterances and countenance you will know he just finished a fight with his wife before coming to the bar. Probably the friend called him out in other to quell the situation.

The friend was trying to calm him down. Johny cool down nah, what is the matter? I thought you and your wife have out grown these constant fights that have almost become a ritual. Ahh ahh, be a man, calm down and tell me what happened.

Then the man started, could you imagine? before I use to give my wife N30,000 as the home Upkeep money. She was complaining that the money was not enough. then she will be asking for small small money untill next Upkeep money. One day I came back from work to discover that NEPA has cut our light because she failed to pay. I was not happy because I have already given her the monthly Upkeep, when I asked, she said there is no money. Then I decided to take up the payment of NEPA bills which is about N5000 per month. The next month she still complained and we quarreled as usual.

To make her happy, I increased the monthly Upkeep to N45,000. To my surprise, I came back today, just barely three weeks after giving her the money and she continued with her usual way of demanding for more money. That's why I have to beat her up.

Even though, I was keenly listening to their conversation, they did not care. Considering the way he was glancing at me from time to time, it seems he wouldn't care if I say something.

Then, I adjusted closer, and assisted his friend in calming him down. After calming him down, I asked him, how many children do you have, he answered 4, then I asked, do you have a house help, he said yes, I also asked, is there any other person living in your house, he said yes, his wife's sister is living with them. That is a total of 6 people, if he is added, there will be total of 7 people living in the house.

I now asked him to get his calculator. That I am going to teach him a simple calculation that will surprise him, and help him manage his family. He brought out his mobile phone and opened the calculator.

Then, I asked him, how much do you think is the cost of one plate of home made food. i.e. food prepared in the home without additional Restaurant cost. He thought about it for a while but couldn't come up with a figure.

Then I wadded in and told him, let's say a plate of home made food costs N100, which you know is impossible because an average home made food for a low income family should cost between N150 to N300 depending on the quality.

If one person consumes N100 per meal, then s/he will consume N300 in a day, if he takes breakfast, lunch and dinner.

That means s/he will consume N300 x 30 =9,000 in a month. He was pressing the calculator without knowing were I am driving at.

N9,000 x the six (6) people in your house = N54,000 excluding you. If your cost is added, let's say it's not up to N,9000 because you don't usually eat lunch in the house. Let's say it is N200 x 30 dayss = N6,000 if your lunch money is excluded.

Then the total food cost in your house per month = N60,000, that is, if a plate is N100. Remember that a plate of food can never be N100.

If the average cost is N150, then you should be thinking of N90,000 per month as the food money for your home. Remember, we have not considered other expenses.

If the average cost is N200, which is still not too costly for a good home made meal, then you should be thinking of N120,000 per month as the food money for your family.

At this point, the man was looking at me in utter surprise with his mouth wide open.

The friend immediately cut in awe, thank you my brother, thank you my brother, you are God sent, I have been telling this my friend that women hardly waste money but he never agrees.

He started calling the bar man , abeg bring a bottle of beer for this our friend, infact bring two at a time and a plate of perper soup for him.

I now asked the man to call his wife immediately and apologise to her, which he obliged, men have ego issues but not in this case because he have realised how wrong he was.

He called the wife and said "Babe, I am so sorry for hitting you, please forgive me. I have realised my mistake, please forgive, At this point we can hear the faint voice of his wife crying and sobbing at the other end. We asked him to invite her over. He begged her and told her the name of the joint we are in. Though the wife initially refused but his friend took the phone and asked her to come that we will be eagerly waiting to meet her. Then she agreed. The husband took the phone again and asked her to take Keke drop.

In the next 20mins she was with us. And we all apologized to her and narrated to her about our calculation, how she is so right. We could see a wave of inner joy that engulfed her. Then smile showed up on her face and she leaned on her husband's shoulder.

Then, I ordered for Fish Berbecue while the friend was ordering for more drinks.

We all went home happy.

Women are indeed amazing, they try much hard to keep the home going without little or no appreciation. When they go to market, they will price and price and will not hesitate to go round the whole market to ensure they are buying at the best price.

Men, let us appreciate our women a little, please.
Kindly share widely to bring peace in various homes.


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Investment / Re: Crowd1 by Daffy007: 5:31pm On Jul 23, 2020
I read a review about Crowd1. I don't think it is right to call them scam at this point. You can read the Crowd1 review for yourself to decide if it's scam or legit.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Self Employment Opportunity: Transcribing For A Living In Nigeria Part 1 by Daffy007: 11:25am On May 11, 2020
Leave it empty

Thanks a lot!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Self Employment Opportunity: Transcribing For A Living In Nigeria Part 1 by Daffy007: 11:18am On May 11, 2020
Hello guys, I am trying to register for a paypal account but it keeps rejecting my postal code. "Use a valid zip code". What could be responsible for this? Thanks
Romance / Re: How Long Should Good Sex Last - Photo by Daffy007: 5:39pm On Feb 29, 2020
There's no time frame for that. However, an average of 20 - 40 minutes with ample time for pre-intimacy.
Crime / Re: Army Arrests Boko Haram Terrorists Disguised As UN Officials In Its Barracks by Daffy007: 5:38pm On Feb 29, 2020
Well done guys
Politics / Re: BENUE: Ortom Orders Livestock Guards To Impound Cattle Grazing In The Open by Daffy007: 5:37pm On Feb 29, 2020
Nice, bold step from Mr. Governor
Education / Re: Is There Pgd Programme Abroad by Daffy007: 5:35pm On Feb 29, 2020
Of Course, Yes.
Career / Re: 5 Habits That Make People Stay In Poverty For Life by Daffy007: 5:34pm On Feb 29, 2020
Great piece
Career / Re: How Digital Marketing Can Grow Your Business In Nigeria (e-book) By Amechi Okoli by Daffy007: 5:33pm On Feb 29, 2020
Digital marketing is the present and future of any business now.

Just in case you need a side hustle, you can check my signature to see if it's your thing. Good luck
Career / Re: I Was Lured To Rivers State With A Job Offer And Got Kidnapped – Job Seeker Shar by Daffy007: 5:30pm On Feb 29, 2020
Most people are taking advantage of the unemployed, you have to be very cautious of your actions. Make proper investigation before making any moves.
Romance / Re: Am So Confused Right Now, Need Serious Advice. by Daffy007: 5:27pm On Feb 29, 2020
Girls are humans too with feelings.

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Romance / Re: How Has Your Sex Life Been Through Out This Hot Weather? by Daffy007: 5:25pm On Feb 29, 2020
Nothing changes
Romance / Re: What Would Make Ladies 30 & Above Yet To Get Married? by Daffy007: 5:24pm On Feb 29, 2020
Character and maybe been too choosy.
Romance / Re: Can U Sleep With Married Woman by Daffy007: 5:23pm On Feb 29, 2020
It doesn't make any iota of sense sleeping with married women. My conscience won't allow me though.
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Had To Break Up With An Amazing Partner And Why? by Daffy007: 5:22pm On Feb 29, 2020

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Crime / Re: Indian Lady Leads 7 Man Robbery Gang In Lagos (pictured) by Daffy007: 5:20pm On Feb 29, 2020
The woman gather liver sha.
Crime / Re: Man Stabs Woman In Backside With Syringe Full Of Semen In Maryland Supermarket by Daffy007: 5:19pm On Feb 29, 2020
What could be his intention?

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Crime / Re: Gateman Stabs Employer, Raped Wife Till She Passed Out Then Stole Their Valuable by Daffy007: 5:17pm On Feb 29, 2020
The cruelty of this world...

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Crime / Re: Lady Narrates How A Man Spiked Her Drink To Sleep With Her by Daffy007: 5:15pm On Feb 29, 2020
What men do for sex... angry angry angry

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Politics / Re: Does Buhari Eat Local Or Foreign Rice? by Daffy007: 5:13pm On Feb 29, 2020
Let them be deceiving themselves. I'm not even sure he knows where the rice he eats comes from.

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Politics / Re: Father Mbaka The Virus Is Here.why?????? by Daffy007: 5:12pm On Feb 29, 2020
He's not supposed to see everything. He is human
Politics / Re: Alleged Uber Driver Of The Italian Man With Corona Virus Reacts - Watch Video by Daffy007: 5:11pm On Feb 29, 2020
It better not be true
Politics / Re: Coronavirus: 7 Reasons Why Nigerians Shouldn't Panic by Daffy007: 5:10pm On Feb 29, 2020
Swift response? I hear you
Politics / Re: Meet The Man Who Created The Name Biafra, He Is Not Even An Igbo Man by Daffy007: 5:09pm On Feb 29, 2020
Nor carry Biafra matter for head abeg

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Sports / Re: 12th Biennial Nigeria Police Games Opening Ceremony In Awka (photos) by Daffy007: 5:07pm On Feb 29, 2020
Thank you for sharing
Politics / Re: Election Observers Describe Enugu LG Polls, Peaceful, Credible by Daffy007: 5:06pm On Feb 29, 2020
Most Eastern States are known to be peaceful when it comes to elections.

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Health / Re: Israeli Who Recovered In Japan Develops Coronavirus Again In Israel by Daffy007: 5:05pm On Feb 29, 2020
Is coronavirus now wiliwili?
Health / Re: Coronavirus: Vietnam Says All Its Infected Patients Cured by Daffy007: 5:04pm On Feb 29, 2020
They should tell us the cure o

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