₦airaland Forum

retro:
Aww . . . do you speak French or are you just 'trying' because it's cute. I love when people try. Your errors are cute.

Ouch. If people can't get the language right, why do they even bother trying?

retro:
Seun changed mine too. I had a signature that said: I enjoy being inside Afeni, and got banned for an hour. Lmfao.

Oh, what did you dream about?

How can you be inside me? Omg! That would hurt.

I can't remember what Seun changed my location in the dream to, but it wasn't as good as the original that read "inside retro'

Its funny that I dream about the location I listed in nairaland being changed, and it happens to you in real life. Considering how frequently I dream, what are the chances of that happening.

IBB:
@Afeni

are you still locked in the bra or you're out?

What bra?

I hope you are not a hardcore anime fan. *cringe* Those people are scary.

I watch anime shows and all, but puting posters of animated school girls on your wall is taking it too far.

retro:
*Ahem*. *Prepares gun* . . .

Shoot them all. I only want you.

Retro, I had a dream about you. Sorta.

I had a dream that someon changed my "inside retro" location in nairaland (probably Seun). Well, then I woke up, but at least the letters R E T R O were in my dream. You made it!

Its pretty safe around here. And you have me to protect you.

I can't think of any asian language that is useful to learn. In fact, other than English, Spanish and French, all other languages are not worth it for non-natives to learn.

I believe you Retro. And I only thought about you for 10 minutes a day. Right!

Ahem sounds like European beer. But I know what you mean.

I think you should come to America. Its a lot nicer over here. At least the upper east coast is.

I am still working on my french. I should get it down to the level where we can talk in the language within a few weeks.

retro:
Stalker!

Sure. Like you didn't read and re-read my posts while I was gone.

Thats really nice. Its been in the upper 90s the last couple of days. Hell! I really don't think it can get any worse.

retro:
I'll be moving before October! Yay!

Call the phone company/internet provider so they have you connected by the time you get there. Lesson I am learning the hard way.

Besides, I don't want to go for another long stretch without seeing you.

retro:
I love you.

I know you do. I saw your posts while I was gone.

retro:
I want only you to want me.

Then you have what you want.

Whats the temperature like in Belgium? (in the past couple of days)

retro:
Lol. Spiritual relationship? Lmao. I didn't post his name, it's degrading. That's just ewww. Why me? Ewww.

Everyone wants you.

eveseh:
@Retro,really it is damn intresting

Damn interesting could be a good or bad thing. Which is it?

lol. The guy forgot to mention he is also looking for a lady that can sponsor him out of the country.

Besides, just by a glance, his writting looks like copy and paste.

Retro, your post about me being God was awesome. By the time I saw it, my laptop battery was down to less than a minute so I couldn't respond. And now it seems like Seun has locked it, so I am out of luck.

I have been hanging out in the mall a lot lately. I don't have an internet connect at home because they need to come and set it up, so I have been spending a lot of time out of the house. There is no internet cafe around here either.

I was like, damn, my life sucks. I never knew how much fun I was having with you on nairaland till I now.

I'm glad you like it. I didn't think at all when I wrote those two. I just picked up a pen and starting jotting. I actually almost trashed it when I was done.

Retro, I Worship You

You stand as a beacon of light of what Nigerians should be,
You stand as the lone voice of reason in hopes that we will see
You are perfect just by being you
You are honest without trying to
You remain resolute in your believes even under pressure,
You are there in my time of need to reassure
For this,
You are, and always will be my Goddess.

Poem number one.

No God But Retro

I am not interested in eternal life
I am not lured by freedom from strife
I will not conform to worship Gods of old
Not even if its all I have been told
I have seen my God,
And I am ready to serve,
In regardless of her ability to preserve,
My well-being in this life or the ever-after.

Congrats retro. You get the first poem I have written in over a decade to you. Yeah, it sucks. What else do you expect when you try something after a decade of absence.

retro, I have 2 poems for you. I'll just put them here instead of making an entire thread for them.

JosBoy4Lif:
Afeni, how far??
nah how many times u get banned now??

I wasn't ban. I moved to a new place and it takes a while for them to set up internet connection and all that stuff.

edygirl:
Afeni, you are somethingelse. I love you tho. You make me laugh.

If you love me, why I am I not on your list.

Girl, quit playing. You better edit your original post and put my name at the top of that list. To think, afterall I have done for you. . . .

Are you moving to some back-water village or something?

2fine4u:
@ deejah
i missed u girl


@ Afeni
how u been i cud have said i missed u _{which obviously is true} but retro may chop my head off so am gon just chill and say what's up instead

I thought you hated me. I missed you too.

Kadeejah:
@afeni
hey what can i say, someone's gotta be the "afeni" right
nd i wont be here no more so u can take your "let's-piss-deejah-off attitude" n shove it up your ass

Are you going somewhere? You are never coming back to nairaland?

I would have to say it is the custom agency in Nigeria. Every time I travel from Lagos to Benin republic, those guys are more worried about cornering trailer drivers so they can collect bribes, than checking to make sure those that are entering the country have proper documentation.

I'll try not to piss you off as much.

Argh, sorry, thats a lie. Gotta keep it real.

Sup kadee.

I'm suprised I made your list.

Another responce to this thread, when it comes to looking at military regimes, I refuse to recognize the difference between officers. If you operate or have operated under a military government, you should be severely punished. (Firing squad for the top leadership).

People must be made to realize that it is not ok to tolerate military governments. And it is definitely not ok to work with them. Anyone that works with the military Government on a state or federal level should be taken outside and shot. Respect for governmental institutions is paramount, and all men of the uniform that have tasted power on the state and national level should die for it. How else can you get the message to young and rebellious officers that if they have any desire for Governmental leadership, the military is not the avenue for them to persue such ambitions.