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I am the bad one. The good one is off thinking about Retro.

Why, do you have a message for the sissy?

I don't know about other Nigerian guys, but I am attracted to personalities. As for looks, I am not picky. And no, I haven't noticed any extra attraction to carribean girls.

People actually like her? Omg! Tell me I am not the only one that hated that girl

I have 20 crates of 50 inch screen plasma tvs. A buddy of mine gave it to me to repay a debt. I am in a lot of debt so I am willing to sell each of them for 3 thousand naira. Yes, thats right. That would mean you pay 1 naira for every 1 dollar of its orginal value. (3 thousand dollars is the normal price per set)

Send me a pm. And I only do pbp. Pay before pick up!

5 votes for IBB? Have you people lost your mind? Have you no idea that it was under the administration of this monster that over 12 billion dollars went missing? It was under the administration of this monster that june 12 was annulled. It was under the administration of this monster that thousands were illegally executed to terrorize the people from rising against him. It was under the administration of this monster that corruption was institutionalized in Nigeria. Ibb, the man with no regard for the law was known to buy Mercedes Benz to Judges. What exactly judges needed Mercedes Benz for when the government already provided them with Pogoet 404s.

Lets get real people, instead of talking about electing IBB as president, the question we should be asking is if IBB deserves to be allowed to remain free. Make no mistake, other politicians and military men are watching IBB as he is praised even though it is widely known that all his wealth was as a result of theft. What do you think these military men and politicians would do if they find themselves in the right place at the right time? People say they don't want another coup, but with the way you glorify IBB, thats what you are really asking for. Afterall, if a general is willing to risk his life, he very well might walk away a billionaire with several years of national leadership under his belt. Sometimes, its what you don't say that speaks the loudest.

In all honesty, if it were up to me, all IBB supporters would be tortured and then executed by firing squad. You, by existing, are inflicting such a high degree of filth to Nigeria than you could ever understand. Best to remove you than to allow you to continue to sicken the nation.

5 votes for IBB? Have you people lost your mind? Have you no idea that it was under the administration of this monster that over 12 billion dollars went missing? It was under the administration of this monster that june 12 was annuled. It was under the administration of this monster that thousands were illegally executed to terrorize the people from rising against him. It was under the administration of this monster that corruption was institutionalized in Nigeria. Ibb, the man with no regard for the law was known to buy macedez benz to Judges. What exactly judges needed mecedez benz for when the government already provided them with Pogoet 404s.

Lets get real people, instead of talking about electing IBB as president, the question we should be asking is if IBB

Christino, I always knew you were stupid, but not this stupid. Please, the next time you come across any more bright ideas that you think we might be interested in, DON'T SHARE. Comming across this pathetic excuse for a post has completely ruined my day. In fact, the only thing that stopped me from ending this pain (your awful post) is that I can't find my razor blade. Yes, I intended to cut myself to excape from your lame post. So, if you are interested in me living, please, don't post. At least not anything stupid.

Kendra:
does afeni have a picture of himself

Kendra, speaking about pictures, I see yours. Your profile says you an 18 year old female, but you look like a really "cute" baby in your profile.

ewww

I don't believe it!

All the haters of the Afeni are no doubt in full force here. But thats fine, they envy me. All of them.

Retro, make your offering of blood and I'll send a picture of myself to your mail box. Specially taken for your eyes only. Screw all the haters.

Either way, if you want to leave me or not, that is not the biggest issue here.

Posters on nairaland, act like you got some sense. Don't go around talking about my love (Retro) like this. Is that clear?

Retro, I'm so sorry you had to endure such nonsense while I was gone. Even if we are not nairaland couples, I will still look out for you. Hope to see you soon.

And lastly, I will cyber with you when next I see on YIM. Exactly as I promised.

What the hell is going on? I am away for a few days hanging out with friends, and you all have driven retro into raping people?

Retro, I caught a glimps of a post about you wanting to dump me. Is that true?

Retro, I gotta go. I'll be back in a couple of hours. Bye.

Mystique:
You kidz should go create an under 20's thread, there, u can knock urselves out!!!

You better not be talking to retro. Watch your tongue.

No, I am not YIM. I will be on later on tonight. (My time)

Odilli actually stands a chance at winning the presidency. His origins are perfect for this election. An Igbo from the South-South is like killing two birds with one stone. From what I understand, he is fairly pro-One Nigeria which the north would like. He also appears to be a decent governor. And most importantly, he is pro-Obasojo which is the most important factor in this election.

Judging from what I have seen, anyone that opposed the third is not going to get the Presidency come 2007. Obj is not a man to forgive and forget and he will punish them for what he percieved as disloyalty.

retro, you are gone?

I have some erotica for you. But I'll share that over YIM. Afterall, we are not trying to make the entire of nairaland Hot.

Awww, retro, you are offline.

Omg!1 I miss you already. Hope to see you soon.

aloib:
*peeps to see wats up in thread, awwwwwwwwwwwww newest couple on Nairaland,

We have been going out for years now. We just didn't know it till now.

Yeah Retro, you mean something to me.

retro:
Lmfao! Hahahaha. She would have slapped you and broken up with you. Oh, me and him are currently having problems.

I don't care if she leaves me. As long as I have you, I am fine. She means nothing to me.

Good! I was begin to think you were thinking of sticking objects up my

Yeah, you are right. IBB the rapist. Eww, what a loser.

You know, I was over at my girl's house the other day, I imagined it was you the entire time we were kissing. It made things a thousand times better. Good thing I resisted the urge the urge to call your name, or things would have gotten sour really quickly.

retro:
Yay! We are the right ones. The only people who don't make mistakes. We rock.

We really are. The only mistake I have ever made is in not finding you sooner.

IBB:
@retro

i can see he's slacking but you're just being patient with him.

You make it seem like I am trying to impress retro. I want her to see the real me. And I want to see the real retro. I am not going to post a lenghty erotica if I am not being honest.

retro:
*Whistles* Continue.

In a sec retro. My imagination needs to kick in. I haven't slept in over 20 hours. .

retro:
But, I want your soul too . . .

You have it without even knowing.

retro:
Lmfaooooooo. Ok, it's not better to try. They shouldn't try at all.

Omg! We are exactly alike. You are right. They shouldn't try. In fact, you and I are the only ones that can get anything right. Hence, you and I are the only ones that should decide what the others should do. I love you retro. You are always right!

retro:
Phew. I'm fine, thank you! That was scary. *Opens bra*, come inside.

Whats makes you think I am interested in your breasts. I want your soul. All of it. Look into my eyes.

*Kisses retro on the lips and slowly caresses her beautiful face*

*Takes IBB outside and shoots him* Making sure not to leave any blood on Retro's carpet.

Retro, are you all right?

retro:
It's better to try.

If its better to try, and I asked why do they even try, that would make me wrong. I can't be wrong, can I?