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Ok eveseh, are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here

*Watch Eveseh fall madly in love with Afeni*

Rhodalyn, if you want, there is enough game for you and that little girl.

Alright, give me sec, I need take a quick glance at the 4 Playa Books I just completed the night before.

If I sent you my picture, you and your little friend here would be sweating me.

I bet you won't call me a pikking if we were to meet in person. Its alright, catch your breathe now.

You are lucky I am not in the mood to spin my game. Both you and your friend would have been under the influence of love if I decide to.

Like I said, I am a playa. Eveseh would have to get in line like all the other ladehs.

I rate myself 2 zillion because I am only 19 but I have been around the block.

Eveseh, if you want me to ask you out, you better behaving. You should be happy I am even talking to you. rating, -3

Rating eveseh 2 for not knowing that I date women old enough to be her mother.

I'd hit that!

*puts on blind fold*

I rate eveseh and rhodalyn 6 for trying to work their weak magic against a playa such as myself.

I rate with a 5 for doing the right and appologizing to a playa such as my self. Itreaturight.

I got the phrase "come out and play" from Chucky.

Rate you 7 for finding my joke funny. Yep, you would have to work for every point you get.

I won't mind being raped.

Rating Eveseh 20 for being from Liberia. Most of my friends in high school were of Liberian decent.

Eveseh, you wish I was yours to dump.

My last 2 girlfriends were all 23+. Big time playa such as myself don't have time for small pikkin.

Because you won't come out and play! Hence, you get a rating of 5. At least until you are ready to play!

LoverBwoy, thats an excellent post. Heck, even in America, the Presidential office would not respond to your letters. The only branch of government that responds here is the house of representatives, and during elections years, the Senate responds aswell.

oooh. I rate you 4 for knowing I deserve a 20.

Never happened.

When was the last time you cuddled with someone?

Thank you for the rating. I rate you 7 for realizing you are not kool.

Edit: Are you a Nigerian?

Dude, you guys are not kool.

10 minutes ago.

When was the last time you had chocolate?

Too long to remember.

When was the last time you got drunk?

I rate eveseh 6 for breaking my heart softly.

I rate Nike 3 for being a child.

I rate Rhodalyn 10 for having beautiful smiley face lips.

I rate eveseh 10 for being able to legally buy weed in Holland.

I rate diddy4dt -2 for letting a good one go.

Suicide is interesting. Thanks for posting.

I never said I "love" her. I said she has nice lips.