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mehn, these evil people called boko haram are becoming wilder everyday!

U wan kill us nii? Abeg o!!!

Girl - darlin', I want you to buy me BB porsche of 250k.

Boy- your father don eva use fone of 2000naira see? No be Nokia 3310 him stul dey use.

Hw una day? Api new year.

Religion has been a major problem to some r/ship. Some girls/guys will tell u 'I can't date a muslim/christian'. While some people won't even mind the religion u are practising. Let me take myself as an example.

I'm a muslim dating a christian gurl and we ar doing perfectly well. So, tell us ur religion n person u dating is practising.

Religion has been a major problem to some r/ship. Some girls/guys will tell u 'I can't date a muslim/christian'. While some people won't even mind the religion u are practising. Let me take myself as an example.

I'm a muslim dating a christian gurl and we ar doing perfectly well. So, tell us ur religion n person u dating is practising.

smartchoice: Lagos
Ekiti
Anambra
Ondo
Osun
Oyo
Ogun
Kogi
Abia
Delta
Rivers
FCT
Niger
Kaduna
Kano
Jigawa
Kwara
Edo

only u? U must be a business human......

Niger
Osun
Oyo
Ogun
Lagos
Kwara

only six out of 36 state? Mehn, I still get states like Borno, Abuja, Port Harcourt, Cross River to go ooo.... Make God help me o!!!!

Niger
Osun
Oyo
Ogun
Lagos
Kwara

Una still dey here dey discuss dis issue? Abeg, go sweep joor!!!!

Shameless woman...... Her late mom was not like this o!

Nairaland is a place to come when other place is boring. So I will say NAIRALAND 2013 FORUM is.............

Superb!!!! So add urs fellow nairalanders.

Osun - Aregbesola

fabulous

I just hope dis her bosom package will allow blood flow to d rest of her body........ Gbam!!!

I and my friends attended a naming ceremony in my area. And after d naming of the child by clerics, it was time for item 7 (refreshment) and of my frnd rejected the food served. So I asked him y he refused d food and he told me he don't like eating is naming ceremonies...... I was so so surprise oo! So that's y am throwing d question to y'all. Is it good or bad to eat in naming-ceremonies?

For me, it was d day 2 girls fought each other in d female hostel just to have me. Mehn, na God save me o! Dem 4 don rusticate me 4 scul o.# I 4 don dey house dey watch my mates dey go school.#

Not in my own case!

He is now became he was? Life is too short to stop dis burning flame of death...... R. I. P dear father, grandfather n great grandfather of South Africa. Ur legacy shall be remembered. Ur path shall be followed. The angels will visit u in ur grave to give u food of peace, greatest Mandela!!!!

Lolz...... Can't just stop lafin......

My Social studies master was being called 'baba ko l'eje' ( father without blood).

My economics master was called Emotion.

Matheamatics master was being called 'mai jemu' (d mustache)....

No more fast n furious, its now slow n steady.

Eyah..... R. I. P. I read it this morning on facebook.

''You have freedom of speech, but freedom after speech that I cannot guarantee'' Idi Amir

Audu!!! U too dey sleep. Anyway, ASUU make una call off strike b4 dis boy piss 4 body o!!!

Hmmm....... Islam is saving from hell and the way to paradise. I rep Islam!!!!

Some armed robbers use d uniform to attack travellers on the road, so y wearing it wen u dint work 4 it?

Hmmm...(sigh)!! It was on sunday morning, on our way to Gofantti market in Niger State we saw some men stopping our Lorry. As d driver slow down, another group of men fully loaded with ammunitions were behind our vehicle shouting ''.....ehh!!! Stop!!!... Or I shot u.'' the driver had to stop immediately when he heard that statement. B4 I could think of what to do, it was d sound of gboosaaa!!!!! Na so I see blood 4 one of the passenger body o! Ogbenii, it was an old woman being shut dead o!!

Mehn, see hw armed robbers they speak english....... 'giif us my moni' one of d robbers shouted, mehn see hw passengers dey piss 4 body..... 'na ur father put money for our pocket ni', I said to myself. Nevertheless, I sarted praying to God, my prayer was randomly. I don't if to pray about not to be killed or maybe to pray about heaven or forgiveness of my little n bigger sins.

Suddenly, one of them pull me up and said, where money? And I said, money dey bank.... If u see d slap n beating dem give me, mesef piss for body o!! No be only piss o! I fainted...... I don't knw hw d remaining scene goes. But I must confess, it a terrible incident.

So can u pls share ur own experience as well..... Peace!!!!

R. I. P Father U turn, don't mind death. Every soul shall have taste of it!!!

I neva chop since morning, u dey talk about celebration. Abegii!!! Wen world cup come we go celebrate am.

I neva see dem see, so na digital camera make dem fine.

God bless you anywhere u are.

Mercy ofcouse! I wish I could av her 4 supper.

The day we die is our restin' day. No more ASUU with you sir, No more FED. GOVT with u sir..... Only your deeds on earth will follow u 2 ur grave. Eyah!! Life is rilly funny n wicked at times. May ur Gentle Soul Rest In Peace......*sobbin'