₦airaland Forum

amicable09:
Lol. I am, just network slowing me down.
Have fun tonight... And don't give ProudOlodo any chance at all. lol.

Sorry about the network. Lool, I will give him chance abeg

ProudOlodo:
Davids have a history with music. That's a fine choice

Just look at you...

amicable09:
Hahahaha... I love to see you in this situation *smiling. I will keep fanning the flame! She even likes your piano skills *winks. lol.

Lool. Piano skills indeed.

Hope you're good...

amicable09:
Jobland has formatted your brain ba!? lol. It's OK, she will love to hear the flow.

It's not a small something. All this encouragement you're giving, kotinuu, God is watching you.

GEExclusive:
Adrenaline rush. I understand. Actually I don't do pm except if necessary. What happens on Nairaland stays on Nairaland. Just be good boy, you ll get it one day. Patient is a virtue you know

You really made me laugh here.

Patience is a virtue, but time and chance waits for no man. So what can be done now shouldn't be postponed for later.

GEExclusive:
One of this days, I ll share my songs with you. I'm into rap, I have 12 songs to my name. Though haven't release them due to relative issues. I'm sure you ll enjoy them

Now this is something to look forward to. Can we skip the 'one of this days' and let it be today?

amicable09:
Hahahaha
You know what he is capable of doing *smiles.

Oya, over to you! Let me see your skills and lines... lol.

Skills ke and lines ke, it's only work skills and interview lines that I have now.

GEExclusive:
You don't want to get charged with plagiarism.

There's no proof that you're the author of that introduction.

GEExclusive:
Oh! I'm blushing. I don't do well with introduction. My identity shall be unveiled with time. In the mean time, my name is GEE, G is my favorite alphabet, my course of study has G embedded in it. I'm the Real GEE

GEE of Life!

You're welcome.

My name is Dee, D is my favorite alphabet, my course doesn't have D embedded it it. I'm the real Deal.

amicable09:
Hahahaha. Did you say afraid? The boys here like them pretty like you.
Wait let me invite my mingled boo but promise me you will not snatch him from me. He's taken already!

Ok. Lero15 le boo! Come and say hi to our next door neighbor. She just moved in.
theslyone! Please, don't push her away. She's pretty but she will sit with me! *winks.
Dahveydson!!! Come and get a fine chic fast! lol.

Lool, before ksstroud carries his head here.

People can lie and pass lie detector test confidently. Humans are not mind readers and cannot know when each other lie except they catch the liar in the act.

Motive is important.

mubbie15:
Boss I know it has been ages but if you can please tell me what the test was like...normal gmat or basic mathematics?.. It would be very helpful. Thanks in advance.

You just got invited?

This is pure fiction.

Ishilove and lalasticlala, have a look at this again.

emperorchedda:
The government unnecessarily ashamed to admit the already submitted budget needed amendment and when the opposition started making a fuss about the fact that the government plans to withdraw their budget they were made to feel withdrawing of budget was a shame..that made them do it in secret

Buhari shouldn't be deceived by PDP wailings anymore

They should have showed class, apologised and withdraw the budget publicly not the mess they created.

It has scam written all over it.


Do some research and try it out.

Kick him out while you can.

Op this your story sha...

Since your brother have used him a couple of times, tell your brother about it.

I don't know how the bank reporting will work since you sent him the money without any form of coercion.

TonyeBarcanista:
We have anticorruption agencies (ICPC, EFCC and SFU) that are saddled with corruption fight. The reason I'm much interested here is because people had to die while a few were looting. Their blood seek justice. This fight shouldn't affect governance.


My motive is for Nigeria.

When you were campaigning for GEJ and calling PMB all sorts of names, I guess your motive was for your stomach.

Now the tide has changed.

OP are you m or f?

ericksen:
thanks brother...Are you also sitting for the test?

Still expecting an invite. Goodluck with yours.

ericksen:
yes. but I don't really know the exact date that I applied tho.

Alright, thanks.

ericksen:
I was also invited.

Did you apply via the email above?

ibilolao, A very warm welcome to you.

Earnestly looking forward to you sharing entry-level openings in HR, Admin and customer care operations.

faites:
Please, I have a problem with my LinkedIn account. My location was set to USA and I keep getting foreign job alerts. I have tried my best but I don't know how I can change it to Nigeria. Pls help advise me on how I can change the location.

Try using a PC to do it.

Prophets of doom everywhere.

Where are the volunteer jobs in Nigeria?

People think being a politician is a simple task. Being a politician might be simple in other countries but being a Nigerian Politician is the most difficult task on earth.

I will tell you why...

To be a Nigerian Politician, you have to bury three things.
1. Your conscience.
2. Your shame.
3. I can't reveal the third

You have to bury those things because you have to be able to make heartless decisions everyday and everytime. Also you must be ready to change allegiance, loyalty and party within a second should the need arise. There is no love among we politicians, only interests.

Nigerian politicians are abused and called thieves everyday by the masses, even people we share our salary with, yes! We share our salary with people. The truth is we have no choice but to steal, it's you people's fault, I will show you why.

Once you become a Nigerian Politician and hold any office, you become a benefactor to thousands of people. You start receiving texts, calls and emails, all asking for help, not just any help, but financial help! You start getting invites to chairman Religious events, weddings, seminars and lectures, and during your speech, they expect you to announce thousands and millions you want to donate. Also you can't drive or walk on the streets without getting hails of chairman! Oga! from people, and also those people expect you to 'drop' something.

Among all these we have our own family and extended family to feed and cater for. Now tell me, how will a Nigerian Politician survive without stealing a little, yes! We don't steal much, just a little. I hope you now understand.

I hope you can now see that the life of a Nigerian Politician is indeed hard.

The End.

Cc: Lalasticlala