₦airaland Forum

cardoctor:
I hope it runs on 100% proof Henessey

Jakumo:
Ha ha but but but but I am ADULT in my formative years, yet I am absolutely convinced that I saw Santa Klaus among other customers when I visited my local skunk dealer to re-up for the week with some quality bud.

Hey, the guy LOOKED like Old Saint Nick, SPOKE like him, and even LAUGHED like him, therefore as far as I am concerned, not only does Santa Klaus exist, but he also happens to be blessed with very discerning taste in weed, as I am, after my many years of intent study and experience.

Readonee35L:
Instead of facing the matter of the horses on the road causing issues. You're talking about good lights.
You people will always find a problem in people's solution.
The horses are not meant to be on the high way. It's not a barn or a yard.


It's just like a rape case. And you're blaming the woman(the victim)for putting on sexy cloths.

I went out last night and on a portion of the road that was poorly lit...

EnigmaticEnigma:
There is a dangerous issue of horses crossing the road at night on lekki Epe.

I actually crashed my car once as I tried to avoid a horse crossing the road and ended up hydroplaning, with my car spinning and spinning till I landed in the bush.

I have reported to the police a couple times to do something about those horses, but nothing has been done.

I went out last night and on a portion of the road that was poorly lit, all of a sudden, I spotted another horse crossing the road from right to left. So many cars almost crashed at the same time as we were all swerving to avoid the horse.

Authorities must do something about this. A horses body is brown and blends really well with the darkness. So sometimes, a driver at night can't spot these horses until the car is already so close to it and the driver can then make out the horses brown skin.

Something must be done to save lives, as a head on collision with a large horse is not something anyone would wish for.

Somatic:
Any mid sized Mercedes/BMW/VW sedan/SUV models from 2008 should serve you well. It all depends on your budget and your needs in a vehicle.

brainreset:
Hello House,
The road to my place is rough. Very rough.
And I am tired of changing the shafts every now and then on my front wheel driven vehicle.
I need a car that is rear axle/wheel driven and relatively recent model.
Kindly drop your recommendations and why I should get it.
Thanks.

PS: I prefer manual transmission

Jakumo:
Structural engineers in the house, please enlighten laymen like me on this subject of using human cadavers as building materials.

First of all Nairaland's armchair architects would greatly appreciate any facts and figures detailing the tensile strength of human bones, when used as a substitute for iron rods during the construction of buildings, along with a comparative cost analysis of these two alternate building materials.

Secondly, we would be grateful to hear the learned opinion of any forensic pathologists who grace the Nairaland forum, regarding the question of how long it takes for a fresh human cadaver to decay down to its skeletal components, when enclosed in solid concrete in the context of inclusion as part of a building foundation.

Urgently too, we make this clarion to all legal luminaries who peruse the Nairaland forum, seeking their learned opinions on the subject of using human cadavers as building materials to cut costs and protect the environment, particularly with respect to the NUMBER of corpses that will be contractually mandated as reinforcing material, per square meter of poured concrete in both residential and commercial buildings.

Finally, now that Nigerian Corporate Affairs Commission in the capital city Abuja has formally recognized Skull Mining as a legitimate, NATIONALLY syndicated and sustainable enterprise, readers of this forum will no doubt be grateful for any information that can be shared regarding sources of raw material for aspiring Skull Miners nationwide, who may be also considering the idea of diversifying into the building materials business as a side venture.

Thank you in advance and God Bless Nigeria.

benzmatic:
Nice fancy idea. But I have overshot my budget in time, and money. So no more mods here. Many of these mods people see online can only be achieved by highly skilled technicians like few of the ones on nairaland here. The regular Nigerian mechanic is likely to botch your job you will regret ever starting at all. Some jobs even require you to cut and weld chasis, or enter ECU swap territory, you don't even want to go there at all.

benzmatic:
Tnx. It's not so technical really, once you look around well for a guy that knows the work where you are, you will be fine.

benzmatic:
2 ways I know of actually. You can replace the springs with shorter ones, or you can reduce the thickness of the absorber pads. I did the latter. There was no appreciable increase in ride bumpiness.

benzmatic:
Sorry I won't be able to reveal that on a public forum. On the average however, it took me about 2 years. There are a couple of other stuff I didn't mention too.

GAZZUZZ:
Cc: pattybf

GAZZUZZ:
It should not be. But you are in nigeria, write everything you can see.

Aldebaran:
lol funny pics up their



But they are learners compared to this from Naija

menstrualpad:
With 300- 400k you'd get a super clean one with the buyer begging you to buy. An S600 V12 was sold for 150k all intact

whitebeard:
Funny enough all these vehicles are connected to the internet.

Pls who has watched fate of the fast and furious, the I.T guy, we no longer need guns to assassinate VIP using such vehicles, the vehicles can be hacked and be made to have a fatal accident. Not only that emp bomb would become a real threat.a

nurey:
You don buy hand out finish?
You don chop better food?
You don meet the demand of your girlfriend?
You don upgrade your style?
You don epp yourself?...

...Any student who needs mobility in university should be looking at Bajaj, boxer, lagata and Co or better still BMX

Lovetinz:
Front air dam OK.
What are those side 'jowls' for?
Cooling for ceramic brakes?

nurey:
No, I would prefer a higher mileage 2016 Nissan Nismo GTR than an old school 2006 Mercedes Benz SLR McLaren