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LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m):
Patient: I think I'm a woman in a man's body.
Doctor: Strange.
Patient: Can you do a sex change operation for me?
Doctor: No.
Patient: Can you give me the number of a plastic surgeon who can?
Doctor: 90210.

(Dr Strange, Dr No, Dr 90210)
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LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m):
When I went to China, I met SumYungHo who works in a brothel.
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Car TalkRe: Honda Babyboy: Simplicity In Perfection by DaimlerBen(m): 9:11am On Jan 28, 2018
TheBawse:
all biase aside , this is the most problematic car ever made by honda. the gear transmission is its biggest flaw though its been fixed in recent models . the problem of ball joint pull is also there to consider and in some cases the power steering problem is one of notable mention. the first year of owning dis car was great , but afterwards it became a money milking machine. no pun intended
Do you know the meaning of that statement? angry
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m):
Q: Which days are strong?
Ans: Saturday & Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
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LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m): 1:36am On Jan 19, 2018
Someone sent ten different puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
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LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m): 9:13pm On Jan 18, 2018
Conjunctivitis.com is a site for sore eyes.
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Car TalkRe: 10 Nigerian Racing Events To Expect In 2018. by DaimlerBen(m): 8:29pm On Jan 15, 2018
... Lagos drift kings Mach Motorsports didn’t fail to disappoint in 2017... grin
Car TalkRe: Toyota Privia Or Toyota Sienna by DaimlerBen(m): 8:13pm On Jan 15, 2018
lukaf17:
Good day please l need advice l want to buy bus for commercial purpose in Lagos to carry load from island to other part of the state which of these mini bus should l buy previa or sienna my budget is 700k,in term of fuel and durability please help
I prefer the RWD Previa for better handling with load (there is an AWD version), but someone said sienna parts are more available. So, I dunno.
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m): 7:48pm On Jan 15, 2018
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Car TalkRe: Audi Ditches Russian Doll Car Design So That You Can Differentiate All Its Model by DaimlerBen(m): 2:27am On Jan 07, 2018
Car TalkRe: Only A Car's Engine For Sale At N138,600,000....which Car? by DaimlerBen(m): 1:40am On Jan 07, 2018
nurey:
Good, I don see engine for my 2017 Kia picanto limited edition grin
Right wheel drive? grin
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m): 1:36am On Jan 07, 2018
Chemists are great problem solvers because they have all the solutions.
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LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m): 2:03am On Jan 02, 2018
cheesy
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Car TalkRe: Acura Section by DaimlerBen(m): 10:42pm On Dec 29, 2017
FrancisDozie:
I have searched through NL for the above named car brand but I am yet to find any. If you own the Acura product ranging from the sedan to the SUV like MDX,RDX, and ZDX this place should be for us to meet and share ideas. Starting with myself I want to love-vendor my 2001 Acura MDX with some new car accessories ranging from the sound system, to adding DVD and camera to it. Also there's need for me to change the headlamp of the SUV, I need information regarding the price of a new headlamp (MDX) if it comes as a glass instead of plastic it will be well appreciated. Will be uploading the pictures of the type of car.
https://www.nairaland.com/996664/maintenance-tips-honda-cars
Car TalkRe: Help: My Corrola Oil Level Is Always Short. by DaimlerBen(m): 10:23pm On Dec 29, 2017
sooperrescue:
There's still hope. Get engine flush and flush the engine and use the Mobil 1 5w30 esp and let see how it goes. Then check your spark plugs and see if it is the original. Use ngkpathfinder.com to check the right plugs for your car
If his engine is already burning mineral oil, what would now happen if he switches to synthetic?
Car TalkRe: Help: My Corrola Oil Level Is Always Short. by DaimlerBen(m): 12:20pm On Dec 29, 2017
nakoks:
You shouldn't be scared rather you should be sad.Sad that you didn't know the grade of oil being used on your car,sad that you have a 2005 car and never read the manual,sad that you don't know what sludge is,and sad that you have ignorantly killed your engine,sad that your mechanic doesn't know any better and sad that you learned the hard way(loosing an engine in this times)
If you want to hide information from a black man...
Car TalkRe: Memorable Posts Of 2017 Cartalk. by DaimlerBen(m): 12:05pm On Dec 29, 2017
Car TalkRe: Is It Compulsory To Do Wheel Balancing And Alignment After Tyre Change by DaimlerBen(m):
BijopsPius:
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Car TalkRe: Man Challenges Innoson, Transforms Old Peugeot 504 - Pics by DaimlerBen(m): 7:42pm On Dec 21, 2017
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m): 7:31pm On Dec 21, 2017
kunlesehan:
We were at the mall to get some beverages, my son and I.
He returned the brand I chose and said "Dad I choose to stay at my PEAK nothing will ever bring ME_LOW"
"Son, whayasay? Ya DANO!"
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Car TalkRe: Man Redesigns An Abandoned Peugeot 504 In Enugu (Photos) by DaimlerBen(m): 11:31am On Dec 20, 2017
Nice rice.
Car TalkRe: Could This Be An Unbalanced Driveshaft Issue? by DaimlerBen(m): 6:06pm On Dec 19, 2017
Whynow:
Ok is there a particular way to check if flex disc is installed accurately?

I am no longer enjoying my car.
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Car TalkRe: Toyota Hiace 1999 Va Toyota Hiace 2005 Which Is Better by DaimlerBen(m): 8:02pm On Dec 18, 2017
Somatic:
Just save yourself needless heartache and go for the 2005 Hiace. If the 1999 were so eternally reliable, Toyota wouldn't have bothered with the 2005.
Who tell you? You no want make Toyota chop money from "latest" model?
Car TalkRe: Could This Be An Unbalanced Driveshaft Issue? by DaimlerBen(m): 6:34pm On Dec 18, 2017
Whynow:
I found this link very useful
http://www.procarcare.com/includes/content/resourcecenter/encyclopedia/ch22/22TSDRIVESHAFT.HTML
Check your engine & transmission mounts and subframe.
Also check your flex disc & driveshaft centre support bearing.
If the flex disc has been changed a couple of times & still gives problems, the mechanic may be installing it the wrong way around.
Car TalkRe: Amazing Photos And Videos From Revs And Runway Car Drift Show In Lagos by DaimlerBen(m): 11:36pm On Dec 16, 2017
wtfcoded:
Autojosh pls is there any garage u know i can tune my car(visual n performance upgrade).
I can't even perform an ordinary 'burn out' on my c300,so disappointing!
Start on a wet road, it's easy.
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m): 10:17pm On Dec 16, 2017
wink

LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m): 9:55pm On Dec 13, 2017
smiley

Car TalkRe: Price Of Alloy Rim For Honda Pilot 2005 Model by DaimlerBen(m): 7:05pm On Dec 11, 2017
diportivo:
why is there a 205 size tyre on that rim tho??

it should be 235/70

any oda size na wash
Why? Because Honda!

https://toyotires.com.au/images/Stretched_tyres_image_credit_Import_Tuner_magazine.jpg
Car TalkRe: Looking For A Good Writer Who Can Publish Interesting Posts On My Website by DaimlerBen(m): 2:42pm On Dec 10, 2017
boomforcaster:
Please I am looking for someone who can publish interesting posts on my website. Please email me at[b] pheyid@gmail.com[/b].
Please make sure your the subject of your mail is in this format: YOU_ NAIRALAND_USERNAME + " - "+"Reply to webposts.
Example: nairalander008 - Reply to webposts.

Thanks. Patiently waiting for your mails.
This is very vague. What do you mean by "interesting posts"?
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m): 12:36pm On Dec 09, 2017
cheesy
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LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m): 1:28am On Dec 06, 2017
I'm sorry I can't go out to dinner, I already have a lot on my plate.
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