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LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m): 8:51am On Nov 19, 2023
zorse:
The photographer was framed for petty theft
I thought he was framed for his negative views.
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Technology MarketRe: Oraimo Freepods 3 Charging Case by DaimlerBen(m): 10:53pm On Sep 09, 2023
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Car TalkRe: Koenigsegg Crushes Bugatti Chiron's Acceleration Record! (Updated) by DaimlerBen(op):
LiteratureRe: ...Puns to get your brain juices flowing........(photos) by DaimlerBen(m):
Ordering duck meat at a restaurant will land you a huge bill.

Levi Strauss passed his company down to his children. They inherited his jeans.
Technology MarketRe: Oraimo Freepods 3 Charging Case by DaimlerBen(m):
Andrew10337:
Yes it's still available
Your location?
Let's chat please.
Technology MarketRe: Oraimo Freepods 3 Charging Case by DaimlerBen(m): 12:08pm On May 07, 2023
Andrew10337:
Oraimo freepods 2 for sale in warri. Charging case got lost
That's why I'm selling it
Is this still available please?
Technology MarketRe: Oraimo Freepods 3 Charging Case by DaimlerBen(m): 10:48am On Feb 12, 2023
Samtobh:
I have this and willing to give out for free, lost the earbuds.

Also I need the charging case in the second image.
Where are you located please?
Car TalkLucid Has Beat Tesla's Plaid (Unofficially). by DaimlerBen(op):

LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m): 5:44pm On Sep 25, 2022
Joedamayor1:
I was so surprise when somebody told me MTN now has a Data agent i was like Wow!
Explain abeg
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m): 12:07pm On Sep 20, 2022
grin
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Car TalkRe: EgunMogajis Motorcycle Thread by DaimlerBen(m): 6:15am On Sep 01, 2022
olenyi:
Honda CD 185/195 road master twin?
That's the very one.
Thanks a lot bro. cheesy
Car TalkRe: EgunMogajis Motorcycle Thread by DaimlerBen(m): 10:19am On Aug 31, 2022
Good day house.

Please, what's the name of a kinda-cruiser-like honda/yamaha/suzuki bike with dual exhausts (left & right), quite popular in Nigeria in the 90s (when I started noticing them)?
A picture would also be nice so I could confirm.
Thanks.

Sorry for the diversion.
Technology MarketRe: Zte Nubia Z20 Opened Box. 135k by DaimlerBen(m): 2:55am On Apr 22, 2022
Please, where could I get this & how much presently?
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m):
Apprentice tailors are forced to amend their mistakes.
They rip what they sew.

*Modified*
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LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m): 1:08pm On Apr 16, 2022
Jumping from a plane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime experience. Better late than never.
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LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m): 12:47am On Feb 22, 2022
We shouldn't joke about the crippled.
It's no good making fun of people who can't stand up for themselves.
It shouldn't be material for stand-up comedy.
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Car TalkRe: 2013 Kia Rio Engine Swap/conversion by DaimlerBen(m): 1:57pm On Sep 06, 2021
ivoryhouse:
The swap can work, if skilled technicians handle it. Do your research. They said we couldn't swap a range rover p38 4.0l v8 in a defender (I'll create the thread soon �) . But we not only did it, we swapped in parts from different cars so the defender drives like a new car and has crazy acceleration. You need a very good electrical guy, not just a rewire.
Sorry to go back, but is there a thread now?
Car TalkRe: My Sojourn Into W201 World (1993 190E I6 Auto Tranny) by DaimlerBen(m): 12:04pm On Nov 03, 2020
GAZZUZZ:
New looks

Tight fit, but wheel is clear without touching any suspension components or wheel arch
Bross, I still feel you missed out on the monoblocks. Nice looks though.
Did you replace the catalyst or left as is? Any plans for a new exhaust?
Car TalkRe: Mercedes S Classes W126. W140 W215 W220 by DaimlerBen(m): 12:44pm On Nov 02, 2020
DECC:
The Most engineered Mercedes classics of our time..
The SonndenKlasse The S class was made to last for eternity ..
It was the last of the true Benz designed by Bruno Sacco.
Benz was bought by Chrysler afterwards.
These cars keep giving and giving some have cocked 1million Miles ...
I have two that are 37 and 35 years old .The others are 29 and 23 years old .
Nice collection.
By the way it was a merger between Mercedes & Chrysler, with Benz having a greater share of the deal.
Car TalkRe: 2013 Kia Rio Engine Swap/conversion by DaimlerBen(m): 12:59pm On Jun 03, 2020
Denn:
Not same year...BMW E30 3 series from 1987 got a powertrain from a 1995 BMW 5 series E34...and it was not plug and play....
Does it have a thread?
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m): 8:47pm On Oct 09, 2019
Did you know that old diesel cars can run on vegetable oil?
You can now turn your car-nivore into a herbivore.
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LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m): 10:56pm On Sep 16, 2019
wink

LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m): 10:50pm On Sep 16, 2019
Doing rounds, a new nurse couldn’t help overhearing the surgeon yelling, "Typhoid! Tetanus! Measles!"

"Why does he keep doing that?" she asked a colleague.

"Oh, he likes to call the shots around here."
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LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m): 7:42pm On Sep 09, 2019
FBI grin

LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m):
Burnavick:
"What do you do on the internet?"

"Eyebrows"
"What do you browse?"
"Educational stuff."
"Are you sure?"
"What else? You think eye watch pun?"
"Who nose?"
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LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m): 8:13am On Oct 27, 2018
I'm close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet, I don't know y.
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LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m): 8:22am On Aug 08, 2018
wink
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Car TalkRe: Share Your Car Service/user Manual by DaimlerBen(m): 6:56am On Aug 05, 2018
Macmilla:
On behalf of those that will find these useful, I say a THANK YOU
Please, don't mention.

For the Porsche exotics in the house, find your way from here.
https://www.porsche.com/usa/accessoriesandservices/porscheservice/vehicleinformation/freeworkshops/
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m):
The US is gradually switching to metric system, inch by inch.
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LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m): 12:16pm On Apr 25, 2018
After throwing away a million naira, he ran mad. He just lost it.
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LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m): 6:43pm On Apr 07, 2018
nkem12345:
Duty cures smart guys?

Do you think you are smart guys?
I have a feeling punctuation or something else is missing in your sentences.
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m): 9:13am On Mar 29, 2018
[After a very long journey]
Wheels: I'm tyred.
Muffler: I'm exhausted.
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