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attention007:
If he can do better outside I wonder what's preventing him in his own country

My brother
We have internal problems
Till we embrace honesty and transparency
No head way
If you like split
Nigeria into 10 countries
We have the same people
Lets repent

[qquote author=tiffanyfan post=60612819] Am a 200l student, I met this guy here on NL, though when we started I didn't tell him am 18, I told him am 24, I cooked up different lies for him, so that he won't see me as a teenager, but with time, I felt deeply in love with him and I think he felt the same way, though we have never slept together.

I decided to confess all my lies to him....which I did on Saturday, though he was angry initially but he later calm down and said I should come to his place today so that we can talk about the issue....av never been to his place b4, we only meet at public places. The problem now is he is threatening to call it quit if I did come to his house today, though I really love him but am not ready to go his house now. PLEASE NO INSULT[/quote]Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Insist on public place
Thank you
Don't be sad
If he leaves
Move on

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honestwife:
Hello house,
I have been been a nairalander for many years and i just need advice because am so devasted. I got married to my husband 7years ago with 3beautiful kids ,a girl and 2 boys

My husband is that perfect men any woman would ever prayer for.i have never suspected him for once not until last year september that i saw some frequent call from a particular no, i decided to take the no and store on my own phone,,i suspected he was cheating but i did nit have any evidence to prove it.

So last month,i activated an automatic call recording on his phone and here i am, all my doubt were confirmed, i decided not to ask him as i laid down my own plans too, i took his phone and scan his whatapp QR code and i deactivated the notification so he wont know. So with this, i was able to veiw all his chat directly from my phone through this chat i saw that the lady was around at his place yesterday morning and i travelled in the eveningbecause we dont live in the same state due to transfer

i took my children to my sisters place and i travelled, looo and behold this lady was wearing only paint and bra in my husbands room although i gave both of them good dirty slap of thier life, and i told her i have details of his guy and that i was going to call and let him know the kind of girl she is

so now to cut the long story short this lady has a fiance which is planning to wed her because i got to her instagram page and facebook page and i saw that she has a very good guy at her hand thus made me sad because i dont know why she would cheat with my husband even after having a good relationship,

my decision is that am planning to call this guy through facebook call and send him all the recording and whatappbchat between her fiance and my husband

i just want to know if am making the right decision

as for my husband , he will meet me at home

please madam read and examine what Mr Femieddy suggested I believe his point is reasonable
Save your home
No home is perfect abeg

FemiEddy:
I am not married yet, so am not fit to give you an advice, but at least I can reason well and have seen things so this is my opinion
Firstly, Leave the lady and her husband alone, Karma always comes back to hunt it's victim, she will reap the fruit of her labour, mind ur business and give ursef peace of mind.
Secondly, ur husband, u know his weak point, maybe pounded yam, or one food, or maybe d oda room, give him a good treat, after he is calm and relaxed, confront him, just ask him why he did it, he will tell u , don't raise your voice o, u already have three kids, those are ur treasure. If you indeed love ur husband, please try, it's hard, but try for the sake of the kids
My opinion

Bro you spoke very well
Just exactly what I have in mind

all these whole drama in naija,
130million litres of PMS disappear
no one knows
and they are sacking and resigning people
wait oo..... who is fooling who?
kirikiri don full
abi the companies are autopilot no human runs it?
nigeria my nigeria

this is whole drama in naija,
130million litres of PMS disappear
no one knows
and they are sacking and resigning people
wait oo..... who is fooling who?
kirikiri don full
abi the companies are autopilot no human runs it?
nigeria my nigeria

sp2002:
i think this guy should be employed by lai mohammed

no oo he should employ you

midehi2:
what a dull way for a wife to protect her family, just because of money which he couldn't even smell sef, its a pity, the guy is even ugly

abeg park well, miss too fine,
go carry ur family put for social media make we dey hail you

seangy4konji:
whether lieing or not..how is it your business??is it your family or your fathers familydo you want to give him money if he lied or not..

OP i think u r mad abi

mind your life you miserable jobless fools...

bros thank you
no mind all these pretenders, some can do worst and unimaginable things

prettyboi1989:
he should.continue deceiving himself, what will he teach his kids? so a married man can make love with another lady because of money? are u kidding me what sort of useless marriage is that?

wetin concern you for there? face ur life

wait ooo, what's ur headache here, why are we so judgemental? if d wife has no problem with his actions in BBN show den it is okay for them. after all it is their marriage and family not "our marriage or our family". it is between the two of them.abeg make una free this guy joor


prettyboi1989(m): Quote Post

he should.continue deceiving himself, what will he teach his kids? so a married man can make love with another lady because of money? are u kidding me what sort of useless marriage is that?


hope say you don marry?

congratulations

this is really cool...... nice one @op

God is good

@Op this is so cool keep it coming.

@op,Please, can you just allow these to kick off their tenure before you start shooting? Are you trying to tell us that the first lady was just house wife before she assume this current? Please mind ur business and get a life.

RICHIEBOI1:
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Hey! Peeps it was all joke. The couple were trying to get attention. Go check it out. Cute couple. Don't get it twisted

I have found it. *smiles*

This is awesome !.... creativity at its best.....

That one wen dey represent delta state. pls that's not our traditional attire. .....

It seems this is the masterpiece I ve been looking for.
Nice one @OP

10 Take her out to nice and new place to have fun......*** necessary.....it might nt necessarily be an expensive place tho

Lets catch some fun guys

9 Tips To Make Her Love YOU..

1=Kiss her hands,forehead and
nose regularly *hmmmmm

2=When crying DO NOT ask her
why just hold her tight
*that simple

3=Let her stay with your phone
for 1 day just to build trust

4=Hold her waist from behind
*unawares

5=DO NOT be mean with
cash *oh YES

6=Never be too close to her
friends for whatever
reason *NEVER

7=Cover her with your jacket
when cold *how sweet

8=STOP sagging, you are no longer a
teen PLEASE.she
might
not tel you but it throws her off*

9=Finally she will feel great if her
pic is your phone or computers
wallpaper.
Ladies TRUE or FALSE?

Guys what do you think?

Guys add yours..... if u got some...

For d 1st time I hit FP, thank moderators
..... For all dose tht followed and shared ur views and d viewers thanks. That's d country we find ourselves.

Reps query NIMASA over payment of $326m to Tompolo’s firmon October 14, 2013 at 1:52 am in News
BY GODWIN ORITSE

THE House of Representatives Ad-Hoc Committee investigating the Cabotage Vessel Financing Fund, CVFF, has queried the management of the Nigerian Maritime Administration and Safety Agency NIMASA, over the $326million payment to Global West Specialist Vessels Limited, a company purportedly owned by ex- militant leader, Chief Government Ekpemupoloaka Tompolo.

The House Committee was set up to ascertain how much has accrued into the CVFF, including the interest, as well as how much the Fund disbursed and to whom it gave the money. It also demanded to know why such huge amount of payment was made to Global West.

During the investigation, a member of the Committee, Dr Adejare Samuel Babatunde, raised an alarm at the amount of money paid to one single company, and demanded that a detailed bank statement of account of the CVFF be forwarded to the committee.

The committee, it was gathered, was also irked by the payment of 50 percent of NIMASA’s generated revenue to the said company, contrary to laid down financial regulations of government.

The committee also picked holes at the NIMASA CVFF accounts and demanded an explanation on the movement of monies from the Fund to other accounts.

Beside the unauthorized movements of monies from the Fund, the committee further demanded the disclosure of names and the consultants engaged by NIMASA and how much has been paid to the consultants.

The committee then called for an amendment of the Cabotage Act with a view to quickening the process of disbursement of the CVFF which has been hampered by the guidelines.

“The guidelines can be changed any time but changing the law is more cumbersome because by your explanation, we will run into trouble by 2015 when double hull vessels will be phased out.

“We also want the break down of the interest that accrued to the Fund on a year by year basis,”Adejare said.

Earlier in his opening remarks, the Speaker of the House of Representatives, Aminu Tambuwal, expressed concern at the state of the Nigerian maritime industry, which he said has been occasioned by ineptitude and poor regulatory framework.

His words: “ The fear is that some unpatriotic people are misapplying the Cabotage Vessel Financing Fund to the detriment of its objectives.

“Following the concern expressed by stakeholders and the Nigerian public on the irregularities occasioned by the misapplication of the Cabotage Vessel Financing Fund, the House considered a motion on the subject matter and resolved to set up the Ad-hoc Committee to investigate the application of the Fund so as to address the challenges and find a way forward.”

Defending the payment, NIMASA’s Director General, Mr. Patrick Akpobolokemi, said there was an agreement between the Federal government through the agency and the firm.

Akpobolokemi explained that the agreement was that 50 percent of extra revenue generated by NIMASA should be paid as consultancy fee to Global West.

The agency boss stated that some consultants were engaged to grow the Fund, adding that the CVFF is put in tenured accounts so as to grow the Fund.

He explained that in the agreement government had with Global West, the firm was to provide platforms and intelligence that will assist the agency in blocking loopholes and fight crimes that can hinder its financial growth.

The Cabotage Vessel Financing Funds currently stands at over N30billion, including its interest. About six indigenous shipping companies have applied to access the Fund.

The applicants, Vanguard learnt, are currently undergoing security screening by government before the Fund will be disbursed.

Efforts to reach the management of Global West Specialist Vessels Limited were futile as the firm’s spokesman Mr. Paul Bebenimibo refused to take calls and reply to text messages sent to his phone.

ruffhandu: Nice one. I hail the President for responding swiftly.

Not only d president should be thanked, Channel TV should also be praised for exposing d eyesore. It would ve remained that way if not for their televising the facilities.

bad meat: Pathetic!

My brother, very pathetic.

This is a new trend now. It's no longer youth running away, it's now children stowing away.

3 would-be stowaways nabbed
on October 01, 2013 at 12:55 am in News
By Onozure Dania
Three would-be stowaway teenage boys, arrested on September 24 and 25, were, yesterday, handed over to their parents by the Murtala Muhammed International Airport, Lagos, Police Command.
The Commissioner in charge of the command, Waheed Salau, handed over the teenagers, Joshua Amadi, 14, from Ebonyi State; Onyedikachi Ukpabio 14, Abia, and Lateef Popoola 13, Ogun, to their relatives.
One of the teenagers, Onyedicachi Ukpabio, an SS1 student, said they had not decided where to travel to before they were arrested.
*Would-be stowaways: From left— Onyedikachi Ukpabio 14; Lateef Popoola 13, and Joshua Amadi, 14.
He added that they were just at the departure hall when they saw a man, who approached them and asked them if they had a BlackBerry charger to enable him charge his phone.
Ukpabio said they told the man that they didn’t have one, before his friend, Amadi, asked the man if he knew the plane going to Malaysia.

He said the question made the man to alert the airport police and got them arrested.
Popoola, a primary three pupil from Ogun State, was caught on Wednesday, a day after Ukpabio and Amadi were arrested.

Achieving fame in Nigeria is not such a hard job if you know the easy ways of achieving it instantly. Hard work, excellence, dedication, talent, knowledge and skill are no longer the only means to gaining fame in Nigeria as the case may be. This is significantly an indictment on our society.
Be it fame, notoriety or popularity in a positive light, the fundamental thing is that you are known; Nigerians discuss you in pubs and gatherings, on social media and in their daily interactions. In consonance with this, the Oxford dictionary meaning of fame as "the state of being known and talked about by many" is what is intended here. In that gamut, if you are tired of nestling in oblivion and dark obscurity, this article points the ways of gaining instant fame in Nigeria that some Nigerians have explored and are today basking in the cumulus of their "celebrity" status. However, readers beware!
This is satiric, and not an encouragement of the pursuit of fame without values, ideals, scruples or ethics.
As a matter of fact, the most viable but sinister means of gaining quick, easy fame in Nigeria is to insult the President. I tell you, many have done this and are cruising in a celebrity roller-coaster. They are quoted as authorities on public affairs, economic issues, legal matters and other subjects. In fact, on every matter as long as it is related to Nigeria and the government, they are experts. Such is the height of their fame. They usually go by these distinguished appellations, public affairs analyst, public affairs expert, consummate public matters strategist and commentator, expert on governmental and Nigerian affairs as well as other high and vain designations.
To achieve fame by insulting the President, you must be masterly in your choice of words. Words like "clueless" and "shoeless" are the inventions of persons who are already in the "Insult the President Hallowed Hall of Fame". And are trite. So you must be creative and invent new insults that will ring. That is if you are determined to achieve quick fame, and be quoted as an authority on issues concerning Nigeria.
You may extend the insult to his wife, instead of Dame you call her lame for her English. Your words will go viral on social networks and blogs. You may even attract the attention of the opposition, who knows. Your meteoric rise has just begun!
Another way to achieve fame in Nigeria is by being an "ethnic warrior". By ethnic warrior, I mean a virulent tribal jingoist. It does not matter if you know the history of your people or not. Your object is to gain fame. And to do that, you must cut down or speak unkindly of other ethnic groups. You must have a fertile imagination good enough to fabricate stories that will appeal to the emotions of your race and not their reason. For example, tell them that other ethnic groups are responsible for all their problems, and that they must annihilate those ethnic groups before they can make progress. Before you know it, you become an ethnic champion and a headache to other ethnic groups. The attempts by a melange of bitten persons of other ethnic groups to counter and debate your vitriolic statements will balloon your profile and give you fame as quick as cooking noodles in boiling water. It has worked for some Nigerians who are now classed as nationalists, and in that respect have achieved celebrity status.
Again, if you are bent on becoming (in)famous in Nigeria for whatever reason, then you must be ready to do the derring-do. Whatever, it is that you do, if you end up on the EFCC wanted list, you have become (in)famous.
The EFCC looking for you alone is a sign of class. That guarantees you space in newspapers, social networks and blogs. You have become a big fish! "Eja nla"! In addition, for you to find a spot on the prestigious EFCC list that contains names of the "high and mighty" who are being investigated for different reasons is no small feat. In fact, it has become a somewhat free publicity tangent to be on the EFCC crime or wanted list as it is now a sign of "arrival" in affluence and political relevance. If you steal big, that is billions, your name will ring louder, and you will probably get a light sentence after which you can enjoy your "spoils", but if you steal small, like doing "Yahoo-Yahoo" you will probably still remain in obscurity, and may get severe punishment. The former heads of some Nigerian banks, politicians, government officials and affluent Nigerians who have walked down the EFCC road know this. So you have to determine how to get to the till where the billions are.
These are the three ways of gaining instant fame in Nigeria. If there are more ways that you know, please be free to share with me.

I just love this country.

Leopantro: don't know if I should swear or laugh.

Hahahahahahahhahahahahahaha.... I jst laff.... I jst tire o

She looked at the monstrous machine with sadness written all over her face. She quickly snapped out of shock and put on her thinking cap. Before her was what one could rightly describe as a sleeping giant, a massive rice mill capable of producing 180 tonnes of rice daily, lying fallow at Elele Alimini in Rivers State.
For Dr. Christy Atako, the acting Managing Director of the Niger Delta Development Commission, NDDC, something must be done urgently. In very few words, she made it clear, there and then that the sleeping giant must be roused from its deep slumber.
The rice mill built by the NDDC had remained comatose since it was completed in 2010 for some inexplicable reasons. At a time when attention is focused on agriculture, the new NDDC boss could not accept allowing such a huge investment to continue to waste.
“We will do everything possible to ensure that farmers benefit from the rice mill so as to guarantee massive cultivation and production of rice in the Niger Delta. Farming used to be the major occupation of our people and here we are with a facility that can process about 3,600 bags of 50 kilogramme of rice. We are determined to re-activate the mill,” she said.
To match action with words, the acting MD promptly set in motion a process that would lead to the reactivation of the rice mill in the shortest possible time. She initiated a tripartite meeting between the NDDC, Rivers State government and the contracting firm that worked on the rice project.
At the meeting held on Tuesday, August 27, 2013, at the NDDC headquarters in Port Harcourt, Atako explained that it was important to forge a partnership which would ensure that the Elele rice mill was put into effective use as soon as possible.
Rice farm
She said: “I feel very worried by what I saw when I inspected the mill. We have an urgent task to fix the problems so that our people can take advantage of the mill to boost rice production in our region. We used to rely on agriculture before oil took centre-stage. We have to return to what had sustained us in the past and President Goodluck Jonathan’s transformation agenda places a lot of emphasis on agriculture.”
The NDDC boss noted that the body had earlier undertaken an exploratory trip to Spain to enlist the services of technical partners that would run the mill. “We need to reap the benefits of that trip. We need to agree to work together to make the rice project successful,” Atako stated.
A representative of the Rivers government in, the partnership talks and the Permanent Secretary in the Ministry of Agriculture, Dr. Emmanuel Hart commended the efforts of the NDDC in the field of agriculture, noting that his ministry recently took delivery of 20 new tractors from the commission.
The Permanent Secretary said that the partnership had started before the current negotiations as the state government had made available 5,000 hectares of land at Emuohua Local Government Area for the cultivation of rice that would feed the Elele mill.
Briefing the meeting on what went wrong with the rice project, Chief Felix Idiga, the chief executive of Jafaac Investment, the company that installed the rice mill, lamented that the facility was not yet in use, three years after it was completed and test-run. He blamed bureaucracy as one of the factors responsible for the delay in commissioning the project.
“The plan then was to plant rice in the nine Niger Delta states to provide the stock for the mill. It is sad that this dream is yet to come to fruition. The Elele rice mill is one of the biggest in West Africa. When we did the test-run, we milled over 2,500 bags of rice,” he said.
It was a sad story all the way from the point of view of the contractor. But the NDDC was not prepared to continue crying over spilt milk. It was time to move on and find a solution to the problem. The NDDC’s Director of Agric and Fisheries, Dr. Godspower Amadi, agreed that valuable time had been lost all the while that the mill remained idle but assured that things would change very soon. According to him,”we started commercial rice farming as far back as 2007 with nine pilot farms in the region.”
The contributions of the NDDC to the production of rice in the country is important to raise the level of production and return her to a position where she could once again supply raw materials to local industries and still have enough for export.
Trust the Minister of Agriculture and Rural Development, Dr Akinwumi Adesina, to drive the process. He certainly knows his onions and has been unrelenting in the quest to bring Nigeria back to the glorious days of food sufficiency through local production. Thus, it was a proud minister who stood before editors in Asaba, Delta State on August 23, to talk about food production in the country.
In a paper entitled: ”Agriculture: The Value Chain Roadmap,” which he delivered at the 9th All Nigerian Editors Conference with the theme: Nigeria Beyond Oil: Role of the Editor,” he said that the ministry had set 2015 as the target date for the country to become self-sufficient in rice production.